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Post by haven on Feb 15, 2013 22:24:08 GMT -5
After waiting in the ring for what seems like forever and a day plus infinity, the referee throws up his hands in disgust and is going to ring the bell. However, just as he does this the Honor Tron crackles to life with a backstage feed showing GHW Champeeen Millson throwing a wild eyed fit. At his feet, bloodied on the head a little bit, is his tea-and-crumpet-catcher Johnny Simpson. A split second later a horde of security and medical staff converge and start attending to the inured would-be opponent for Wolverina. The crowd cheers for this and begin to laugh along as Haven stands in the ring with a mocked hand over her mouth with a overly sarcastic "Oh NOES! What HAPPENED?" expression. She gets over it rather quickly and grabs a mic.
Wolfie: Quit napping on the job, Johnny Simpleton... errm I mean Simpson! Stop faking! I know you ain't hurt. I don't see a damn banannaa peel back there you could slip on. You big goof. Ah screw it. Just declare me the winnar, refey ref. Nobody wants to see that bore out here anyway. He's like a big giant nap trapped inside a man's body.
The ref shurgs and rings the bell then raises Wolfie's hand as winner via no show/no contest.
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