Post by Millson and Simpson on Feb 18, 2013 10:02:40 GMT -5
The scene opens in the office of GHW General Manager, Dow Jones, with the aforementioned executive sitting at his desk. DJ takes a quick, nervy look around before dipping into one of the desk drawers, pulling out a bottle of whiskey and taking a hearty swig. He quickly spits the liquid out of his mouth, however, as a voice interrupts his liquid lunch.
Drinking on the job? I'm very disappointed in you, Adam.
Jones places the bottle back in the drawer and turns his head to face his viewer, the GHW champion, Mighty Man Millson. Millson walks over to Jones and places his GHW title on the desk of the General Manager, before adressing the millionaire.
That right there is the most prestigious title any Fighty fighty person could ever aspire to hold. It's a title which should be treated with the utmost respect and the utmost consideration, yet you've given two trash-bag hoes like Wolverina and Kahlan Clarkson the chance to soil the reputation of the GHW championship. I don't know how you sleep at night. You'd better hope that I retain the title at Dawn of Destruction because if by some fluke happenstance I don't, then whatever happens to GHW is entirely down to you. Let me give you some examples of what may happen. Let's say Wolverina wins this title and every week she and Vandiver go and attack their opponents pre-match like they did with Johnny Simpson on Triumph. That would be on your head. And let's say Kahlan wins the GHW championship and every Triumph is turned into a sextape. That would be down to you. And I know we've had our differences in the past, but we have some similarities and I know for a fact that you don't want this championship's reputation ruined on your watch. So I'm giving you one last chance to change this match into something more befitting of a GHW title match.
Jones thinks about the Mighty Man's speech for a few seconds, before taking off his sunglasses and staring into the eyes of the dual champion.
You make some good points, I'll admit it. But there are pro's and con's for all three of you being champion. 'For example', you are an arrogant jerk-off who can't last a minute without talking about yourself. So I'm not going to change the match. The fans have been clamouring for this match ever since it was made, but I do want it to reflect the prestige and the honour of the GHW championship. So I am going to make sure we see a truly athletic contest out there and so I am going to ban both Johnny Simpson and Joshua Vandiver from ringside. Let's see how you get on without your henchman at ringside to save you from Wolverina.
Millson's cocky smirk turns into stone as he picks up his title belt and throws it around his shoulder. Unhappy with the new changes to the match, Millson unleashes one last flurry of verbal offense at the General Manager.
Adam, Dow, whatever you want to be called now, you've always been jealous of me. Ever since I carried you as part of the Wannabes, you've been jealous of me. And I know how much it pains you to see me as GHW champion, while you failed in your attempt to become the star of the company. You were never good enough to achieve what I have acheived. I've revolutionized GHW and at Dawn of Destruction, I will do what I always do. I will beat Kahlan Clarkson like I've done before, I will beat Wolverina like I've done before and I will ascend the ladder and take down the gold like I've done before. I'm the King of the Ladder match, just like I'm the king of this entire company. And there is nothing you can do to change that.
Millson storms out of the office, slamming the door as he does so, before a frustrated Dow Jones grabs the bottle of port once more and takes glug after glug of the alcholic sweetness.
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Drinking on the job? I'm very disappointed in you, Adam.
Jones places the bottle back in the drawer and turns his head to face his viewer, the GHW champion, Mighty Man Millson. Millson walks over to Jones and places his GHW title on the desk of the General Manager, before adressing the millionaire.
That right there is the most prestigious title any Fighty fighty person could ever aspire to hold. It's a title which should be treated with the utmost respect and the utmost consideration, yet you've given two trash-bag hoes like Wolverina and Kahlan Clarkson the chance to soil the reputation of the GHW championship. I don't know how you sleep at night. You'd better hope that I retain the title at Dawn of Destruction because if by some fluke happenstance I don't, then whatever happens to GHW is entirely down to you. Let me give you some examples of what may happen. Let's say Wolverina wins this title and every week she and Vandiver go and attack their opponents pre-match like they did with Johnny Simpson on Triumph. That would be on your head. And let's say Kahlan wins the GHW championship and every Triumph is turned into a sextape. That would be down to you. And I know we've had our differences in the past, but we have some similarities and I know for a fact that you don't want this championship's reputation ruined on your watch. So I'm giving you one last chance to change this match into something more befitting of a GHW title match.
Jones thinks about the Mighty Man's speech for a few seconds, before taking off his sunglasses and staring into the eyes of the dual champion.
You make some good points, I'll admit it. But there are pro's and con's for all three of you being champion. 'For example', you are an arrogant jerk-off who can't last a minute without talking about yourself. So I'm not going to change the match. The fans have been clamouring for this match ever since it was made, but I do want it to reflect the prestige and the honour of the GHW championship. So I am going to make sure we see a truly athletic contest out there and so I am going to ban both Johnny Simpson and Joshua Vandiver from ringside. Let's see how you get on without your henchman at ringside to save you from Wolverina.
Millson's cocky smirk turns into stone as he picks up his title belt and throws it around his shoulder. Unhappy with the new changes to the match, Millson unleashes one last flurry of verbal offense at the General Manager.
Adam, Dow, whatever you want to be called now, you've always been jealous of me. Ever since I carried you as part of the Wannabes, you've been jealous of me. And I know how much it pains you to see me as GHW champion, while you failed in your attempt to become the star of the company. You were never good enough to achieve what I have acheived. I've revolutionized GHW and at Dawn of Destruction, I will do what I always do. I will beat Kahlan Clarkson like I've done before, I will beat Wolverina like I've done before and I will ascend the ladder and take down the gold like I've done before. I'm the King of the Ladder match, just like I'm the king of this entire company. And there is nothing you can do to change that.
Millson storms out of the office, slamming the door as he does so, before a frustrated Dow Jones grabs the bottle of port once more and takes glug after glug of the alcholic sweetness.
EOT
