Triumph #36 Results Apr 13, 2013 8:36:45 GMT -5
Post by Millson and Simpson on Apr 13, 2013 8:36:45 GMT -5
GHW TRIUMPH, March 29th, 2013. From The Century Link Arena in Omaha, Nebraska!
Sponsored by: Shakers Strip Club in Waverly Nebraska! "Where your cousin does dirty things for only a dollar!"
Dustin Delta vs. Jack Tracks vs. Vince Vegas.
Tale of the Tape: Dustin Delta is having a bit of an up and down time (hehehe) as of late with his feelings. Can the man who was once known as Alice get his big boy privileges back when he goes head to head against the speed freak to start off our show?
Winner: Triple No Show
Tag Team Match
The Privateers vs. The Logging Crew.
Tale of the Tape: Last week, Big Jim was set to take Jerry Nate on in a re-match for the KotDM title, unfortunately those nefarious Sea Faring Bastards decided to cut his long awaited speech short and attacked the Perverse Pulper while Cletus was away to train. With the odds now even, can the Privateers prove they're a force to be reckoned with still? It's Wood vs. Water here tonight!
Winner: Double DQ
Mighty Man Millson vs Hayden HardKore
Tale of the Tape: Hayden has returned, though for only a brief time. (Don't worry, it's not the first time he's said he's gonna retire, give it another three months.) and the old cook needs a warm up match before he takes on the Bambi Killer at the next PPV. Millson needed a warm up as well, since he's going to be slaughtered for being a dirty traitor.
Winner: Hayden HardKore
4 on 1, no DQ
Wolverina vs. The Horde.
Tale of the Tape: The rapid downward spiral (hahaha) has only gotten worse for GHW's head huntress. After being hospitalized last week at the hands of the Horde, Haven will finally have her chance at pay back this week....in the form of a 4 on 1 match with no DQ's as she goes against the pack of killer zombies under Jaggeroth's control.
Winners: The Horde
Jerry Nate vs Vladimir Tepes Strife
Tale of the Tape: Jerry Nate has a big, 5" 10' monkey on his back from last year, and his name is Vlad. Tonight they will compete under hardcore rules, and while it doesn't sound like much, believe us when we say your children will require therapy if you let them watch this match up...but you know, it's a small price to pay so you can witness history, so don't tune out as Jerry Nate tries to prove himself against the Bambi Killer. Who know what'll happen? All I know is that main events like this is why we're still around...and that ther place isn't....so yeah. Suck it.
Winner: Vladimir T. Strife