Post by Tommy Musashi on Sept 24, 2007 22:01:39 GMT -5
The Screen fades to a black after a long list of horrible pre-made GHW commercials. A red Explosion breaks the silence of the scene. With the following of One Week by Barenaked Ladies plays over the sound system. After a few seconds of the song blasting away, three words appear up on the screen.
SUNDAY’S SICKEST STANDINGS
A long pause. Suddenly a huge Wrecking ball-like cartoon (not the Fighty fighty person) drives right through the words falling to a crumbled heap on the ground. The song came to a halt as if it was scratched as well. With the song I choose by Offspring initiates. With the following words print up onto the screen.
HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN
A cartoon like version of Hyper Elf flies through the title which transferred it to a small looking office like room. A green desk with a 50 inch flat panel screen T.V. behind the new host of the show. The television has a small clip of the GHW logo dancing around on the screen, the song slowly faded to a silence as the show began.
HELLO GHW! And welcome to the brand new version of what was previously known as Sunday’s Sickest Standings! Now with a brand new name, and a host that you will all enjoy for years to come, Hyper’s Dynamic Ten. Ladies and Gentlemen, I will make sure all of you will definitely get your money’s worth from the cable company! Before I move on into the top ten Dynamic Fighty fighty persons of Revelation side of GHW, I would like to make an announcement that we will be shifting our time of the week from Sunday. With PPV’s going on and the pre-show Sunday Night Surge. It would probably be better for all of your sake we changed the day and time. So for now on, Hyper’s Dynamic Ten will now be playing weekly on your television screen every Thursday night 10/9c. I hope you all can tune in and listen to your craziest dynamic Fighty fighty persons on this far side of GHW.
NOW.. On with the show!
NUMBER TEN
Now I had trouble trying to fit in only ten Fighty fighty persons. There was probably about five that I wish I could shove in here. Yes, I could make it fifteen, but that would really bring down the importance of being in the top ten. SO.. Number ten really had to go to a man who a bit of effort in the past two weeks against a new rising superstar, and his name is none other then Carlo Manfredi. Definitely one of the many future great Fighty fighty persons of GHW, competing against Ocheeva. Even though he lost to Ocheeva, he put down one hell of a fight and even caused them to run out of time the first round they met. A man with lots of potential.
NUMBER NINE
Another man who fights his hardest and well.. Loves sugary sweets just as much as I do. Ok, I know he likes ice cream. I don’t know about the other goody yummy delicious sweets. Mmmmmmmm… Ahem, yes if you have not guessed it by now, it’s the ice cream fanatic himself, Rhaps. Rhaps hasn’t participated into much recently but with a title over his shoulder and fighting another champion, Jake Diamond, He put up one hell of a fight. Definitely one of my top 3 matches of the month. Yet he won’t be getting another break just yet as he will be facing Dave Carter. Match type? A freaken 90 min. Ironman match. What.. The.. Hell. That’s all I have to say.
NUMBER EIGHT
This Hardkore freak has been putting some steam between himself and Hawkeye from this past month. With the kidnap of Amanda, Hayden needs to step up his game at Redemption and beat the living SHIT out of Hawkeye. Now I am usually a man of honor and sugar eating tactics, but when you steal a man’s woman? You are in trouble. That’s all I have to say.
NUMBER SEVEN
A champion that could easily lose his title at Redemption. Anthony Luciano. Recently in the past couple weeks, Anthony took down Sting and Amanda with the help of Samantha on his side. Yet with two Fighty fighty persons that have the eyes of determination, Anthony needs to put his game to the next level if he wants to hold that gold over his shoulders through Redemption.
NUMBER SIX
Ocheeva, Ocheeva, Ocheeva. A new rising superstar and currently undefeated? Wow, I think its been awhile since we have seen a newcomer join the leagues of the greatest Fighty fighty persons and last a month undefeated.. Well, besides Vlad anyway. Ocheeva had his eyes on Anthony’s gold since he first joined GHW and is now finally getting his shot at Redemption in a triple threat match.
NUMBER FIVE
Here we are ladies and gentlemen, at the half way point! The top five of revelations, and who strikes number five. Well, the hardcore genius himself, Matthew Oliviera! Starring in a main event last week called “Fans bring the Weapons” match against The Psycho Kid performing a brutal bloody match with a list of weapons you would even be surprised of seeing in action. Matt is yet another of those huge Fighty fighty persons who will be joining in the five way tag SCW match.
NUMBER FOUR
Another new superstar who has been taking out the trash, but in style. Say hello to the cosmic Cosmos. Two weeks prior of Redemption, he beats down Duece in a ladder match. Followed by a thrilling match against the crazy man with the frying pan, Gnarfflinger the Butcher. Winning both matches really pushed him up to number four on the list.
NUMBER THREE
WHAT? Ok, ya know.. This guy I have to hate. I don’t even know why we put him on number three. He shouldn’t even be on the list. Eh.. GRR GAH.. Look for yourself. *turns the index card around reading Jake Diamond* I hope Crazy Boy kicks his ass.
NUMBER TWO
HA.. Speaking of Crazy Boy. He comes out as Number two! How convenient. That’s right Jake Diamond, shove that in your face! Anyway, Crazy Boy has been on a rampage, destroying every superstar in his path. From the man with the scythe Rurouni, to men like Desperado. He has been taking them all out. Watch out Jake, cause he has the momentum of a stampede of 200 bulls.. And a cacti.
Finally, we are getting down to our number one guy of the show, but before we pull the card out, lets go over what we have seen.
Number ten - Carlo Manfredi
Number nine - Rhaps
Number eight - Hayden Hardkore
Number seven - Anthony Luciano
Number six - Ocheeva
Number five - Matt O freakin’ liveira
Number four - Cosmos
Number three - That guy I hate
Number two - Crazy beast.. Man
Here we go!
IIIIITS.. NUMBER ONE!
Now this is a shock to me. You would all think Vladimir T. Strife would be number one. Well, he has been on a break for the past couple weeks, but alas.. He is not number one. Your number one man this week was a former cruiserweight champion in the past and fears no high flying maneuvers, you name it, he does it. Ladies and Gentlemen, its Hawkeye as your Number one Hyper’s Dynamic Fighty fighty person of the week. Now as much as I hate him and Lrey planning all this “kidnap the Amanda” deal. He put off a few good matches taking down Hayden Hardkore and Brett Steel with the help of Ichigo. Yet all I can say is.. Wow, Hawkeye? Who would of known eh?
Well ladies and Gentlemen, that’s all I have for you tonight, and I hope you turn in next week on a brand new showing on Thursday evenings 10 pm eastern. Good night and Good fight.
SUNDAY’S SICKEST STANDINGS
A long pause. Suddenly a huge Wrecking ball-like cartoon (not the Fighty fighty person) drives right through the words falling to a crumbled heap on the ground. The song came to a halt as if it was scratched as well. With the song I choose by Offspring initiates. With the following words print up onto the screen.
HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN
A cartoon like version of Hyper Elf flies through the title which transferred it to a small looking office like room. A green desk with a 50 inch flat panel screen T.V. behind the new host of the show. The television has a small clip of the GHW logo dancing around on the screen, the song slowly faded to a silence as the show began.
HELLO GHW! And welcome to the brand new version of what was previously known as Sunday’s Sickest Standings! Now with a brand new name, and a host that you will all enjoy for years to come, Hyper’s Dynamic Ten. Ladies and Gentlemen, I will make sure all of you will definitely get your money’s worth from the cable company! Before I move on into the top ten Dynamic Fighty fighty persons of Revelation side of GHW, I would like to make an announcement that we will be shifting our time of the week from Sunday. With PPV’s going on and the pre-show Sunday Night Surge. It would probably be better for all of your sake we changed the day and time. So for now on, Hyper’s Dynamic Ten will now be playing weekly on your television screen every Thursday night 10/9c. I hope you all can tune in and listen to your craziest dynamic Fighty fighty persons on this far side of GHW.
NOW.. On with the show!
NUMBER TEN
Now I had trouble trying to fit in only ten Fighty fighty persons. There was probably about five that I wish I could shove in here. Yes, I could make it fifteen, but that would really bring down the importance of being in the top ten. SO.. Number ten really had to go to a man who a bit of effort in the past two weeks against a new rising superstar, and his name is none other then Carlo Manfredi. Definitely one of the many future great Fighty fighty persons of GHW, competing against Ocheeva. Even though he lost to Ocheeva, he put down one hell of a fight and even caused them to run out of time the first round they met. A man with lots of potential.
NUMBER NINE
Another man who fights his hardest and well.. Loves sugary sweets just as much as I do. Ok, I know he likes ice cream. I don’t know about the other goody yummy delicious sweets. Mmmmmmmm… Ahem, yes if you have not guessed it by now, it’s the ice cream fanatic himself, Rhaps. Rhaps hasn’t participated into much recently but with a title over his shoulder and fighting another champion, Jake Diamond, He put up one hell of a fight. Definitely one of my top 3 matches of the month. Yet he won’t be getting another break just yet as he will be facing Dave Carter. Match type? A freaken 90 min. Ironman match. What.. The.. Hell. That’s all I have to say.
NUMBER EIGHT
This Hardkore freak has been putting some steam between himself and Hawkeye from this past month. With the kidnap of Amanda, Hayden needs to step up his game at Redemption and beat the living SHIT out of Hawkeye. Now I am usually a man of honor and sugar eating tactics, but when you steal a man’s woman? You are in trouble. That’s all I have to say.
NUMBER SEVEN
A champion that could easily lose his title at Redemption. Anthony Luciano. Recently in the past couple weeks, Anthony took down Sting and Amanda with the help of Samantha on his side. Yet with two Fighty fighty persons that have the eyes of determination, Anthony needs to put his game to the next level if he wants to hold that gold over his shoulders through Redemption.
NUMBER SIX
Ocheeva, Ocheeva, Ocheeva. A new rising superstar and currently undefeated? Wow, I think its been awhile since we have seen a newcomer join the leagues of the greatest Fighty fighty persons and last a month undefeated.. Well, besides Vlad anyway. Ocheeva had his eyes on Anthony’s gold since he first joined GHW and is now finally getting his shot at Redemption in a triple threat match.
NUMBER FIVE
Here we are ladies and gentlemen, at the half way point! The top five of revelations, and who strikes number five. Well, the hardcore genius himself, Matthew Oliviera! Starring in a main event last week called “Fans bring the Weapons” match against The Psycho Kid performing a brutal bloody match with a list of weapons you would even be surprised of seeing in action. Matt is yet another of those huge Fighty fighty persons who will be joining in the five way tag SCW match.
NUMBER FOUR
Another new superstar who has been taking out the trash, but in style. Say hello to the cosmic Cosmos. Two weeks prior of Redemption, he beats down Duece in a ladder match. Followed by a thrilling match against the crazy man with the frying pan, Gnarfflinger the Butcher. Winning both matches really pushed him up to number four on the list.
NUMBER THREE
WHAT? Ok, ya know.. This guy I have to hate. I don’t even know why we put him on number three. He shouldn’t even be on the list. Eh.. GRR GAH.. Look for yourself. *turns the index card around reading Jake Diamond* I hope Crazy Boy kicks his ass.
NUMBER TWO
HA.. Speaking of Crazy Boy. He comes out as Number two! How convenient. That’s right Jake Diamond, shove that in your face! Anyway, Crazy Boy has been on a rampage, destroying every superstar in his path. From the man with the scythe Rurouni, to men like Desperado. He has been taking them all out. Watch out Jake, cause he has the momentum of a stampede of 200 bulls.. And a cacti.
Finally, we are getting down to our number one guy of the show, but before we pull the card out, lets go over what we have seen.
Number ten - Carlo Manfredi
Number nine - Rhaps
Number eight - Hayden Hardkore
Number seven - Anthony Luciano
Number six - Ocheeva
Number five - Matt O freakin’ liveira
Number four - Cosmos
Number three - That guy I hate
Number two - Crazy beast.. Man
Here we go!
IIIIITS.. NUMBER ONE!
Now this is a shock to me. You would all think Vladimir T. Strife would be number one. Well, he has been on a break for the past couple weeks, but alas.. He is not number one. Your number one man this week was a former cruiserweight champion in the past and fears no high flying maneuvers, you name it, he does it. Ladies and Gentlemen, its Hawkeye as your Number one Hyper’s Dynamic Fighty fighty person of the week. Now as much as I hate him and Lrey planning all this “kidnap the Amanda” deal. He put off a few good matches taking down Hayden Hardkore and Brett Steel with the help of Ichigo. Yet all I can say is.. Wow, Hawkeye? Who would of known eh?
Well ladies and Gentlemen, that’s all I have for you tonight, and I hope you turn in next week on a brand new showing on Thursday evenings 10 pm eastern. Good night and Good fight.
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