Post by Tommy Musashi on Nov 30, 2007 22:59:06 GMT -5
JP: Moves like that can only be seen in GHW!
Ray: I know I won't let my eyes off any of these guys!
Darrell: Ooh, now that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Devin: This is pure wrestling gold!
An Experience Worth Living…
The screen fades to a complete black before erupting into the song “I Choose” by Offspring. A little cartoonish version of Hyper bursts onto the screen. Three Words stretching up behind him in red bold letters.
The camera zooms back from the huge flat screen T.V. Only with the real Hyper Elf sitting at his desk, a huge grin on his face and ready to announce this.. Uh.. Month’s Top Ten.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! GHW fans of all ages! I am glad you were able to attend this weeks.. Uh… Month Top Ten! Thanks to Jake Diamond, I was unable to report to you the top ten for the past month. So I am very very sorry about that, and I hope and will try to promise you that won’t happen again. So you can all blame Jake Diamond for that. Go ahead, Boo Jake Diamond. I’ll wait..
Alright Good! Now that is out of all our systems (for now). Let us move on to the Top Ten!
NUMBER TEN
Now while I was sitting there trying to figure out.. How the hell can I fit all these awesome Fighty fighty persons into the top ten? Well, I found a way to shove a few in.. Actually, a couple of them I couldn’t decide which one was better! So there was a tie for the number ten spot. And who else to give it to then the Human Wreckingball and the Classic Emblem. Human Wreckingball did pretty well in the SCW match at Redemption, and that match alone was more then likely the reason how he got in the number ten spot! Emblem on the other hand did some damage and defeated Ravel Draken and Storm in the past month.
NUMBER NINE
The man who is always over looked in this business, and is just about as old as I am! Hell, we actually have a bit in common! We both like to do damage to our own bodies while beating the shit out of our opponents. Who is like this besides your energetic Elf? Its Lil Rey Ray! Lrey has barely stretched out by doing pretty well in the SCW Tag match and even defeated Samantha in a Ladder match.
NUMBER EIGHT
Ya know, after hearing this guy had to retire or leave for quite some time. I thought he should have a position. Even though he hasn’t defended his title in the past often. He always ended up winning the match and retaining his beloved title. Dave Carter stretches in as Number eight.
NUMBER SEVEN
This guy is one of the future men of GHW. This man has plenty of potential and loves to get down and dirty in any style of extreme match. After defeating Hells Guardian in a 200 Light tubes match and Rurouni and Desperado in a hardcore match.. This man had to come in has number Seven. The Psycho Kid.
NUMBER SIX
Another future GHW superstar.. At first, I thought this guy was just another Fighty fighty person who does his matches and he wins some and he loses some. Ha! In the past week, he really showed his true side and the reason why his last name is Hardkore. Hayden fought by himself in the SCW tag match a lot further then anyone expected. Not only that, but he defeated Lrey in a hardcore match and he even defeated the likes of Emblem, Alex Stall, and Hawkeye in a Crossroads match. This guy had to be in as number six.
NUMBER FIVE
Wow, what a Fighty fighty person. Some of the moves he does can just shock you. You have to wonder sometimes how he comes up with these things! Who am I talking about? If you don’t know him, you should.. This man fought hard in the SCW tag match with Lrey at his side. Even defeating the likes of Ocheeva in a singles. And even the number six man, hayden in a Straight Jacket Match.
NUMBER FOUR
Rhaps.. Beat Dave Carter at Redemption in a 90 min. Iron man Match. Defeated Human Wreckingball, Trickshot, Rurouni, Gnarfflinger and Desperado. Took out Cosmos in a Bed of Nails match and the list goes on. You can probably tell why he is Decimations World Champion and comes out as Number four.
NUMBER THREE
Another future Fighty fighty person of GHW… Or is the future right now for this man. Ocheeva Won the Test of Honor title defeating Luciano and Carlo Manfredi at Redemption. Follwed by defending it against Storm, Carlo, Steve Rock, AND a Title vs. Career “I quit” match against Carlo Manfredi. This guy is now, and I think he will be holding on that title for quite some time.
NUMBER TWO
This my friends was the toughest decision to make, and I think we will all have to agree that I made the best choice for this one. These two were the greatest tag team in GHW, and probably still is. They Won the Heaven and Hell Aligned Tag Titles at Redemption in the SCW match. Who are these men and why do they tie? Well.. Vladimir T. Strife and Matthew Oliviera.. Must I say more? Fine alright.. Vlad continued on his winning streak by beating Alex Stall in a Home Depot Death Match. Hot Rod in a Hardcore match. While Matt himself defeated Metal Dragon in a Hardcore match. And to top that off. Vladimir and Matthew fought each other at Gods vs. Heretics and it came out to be a draw.
Now before I get to the number one on my list this week, I mean month.. Let just take a look back on the previous nine.
Number 10 - Human Wreckingball and Emblem
Number 9 - Lrey
Number 8 - Dave Carter
Number 7 - The Psycho Kid
Number 6 - Hayden Hardkore
Number 5 - Hawkeye
Number 4 - Rhaps
Number 3 - Ocheeva
Number 2 - Vladimir T. Strife and Matthew Oliviera
IIIIITSS…. NUMBER ONE!!!
This man is the most arrogant man you will ever meet. He likes to talk about himself and how much he is the FUTURE of this company. You know who it is? Let us take a recap what he has done the past month. He defeated Crazy Boy in a Lions Den match at Redemption to retain his title he so didn’t deserve. Took out Duece in a Cage Match. Boomed Rurouni in a singles, and lastly.. Finished Brett Steel in a Barbed Wire Steel Cage. Know who it is now? The man I dislike soo much.. Jake “THE FUTURE” Diamon. This guy will tear you apart and make you sleep in just a few seconds. Has destroyed every man I have put up against him. Vlad isn’t the only man who had a title that no one else had yet.
Too bad he’s gone now. *snickers* I think it was a good thing he left. I think as soon as he found out my legs were getting better again. He got frightened and ran away with his tail between his legs. But that’s ok, he no longer has that belt, and it just makes me soo happy.
Anyways folks, I hop you enjoyed this months Top ten, and I hope you will stay tuned for the next upcoming addition of HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN! Good fight and Good night.
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Ray: I know I won't let my eyes off any of these guys!
Darrell: Ooh, now that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Devin: This is pure wrestling gold!
G H W
An Experience Worth Living…
The screen fades to a complete black before erupting into the song “I Choose” by Offspring. A little cartoonish version of Hyper bursts onto the screen. Three Words stretching up behind him in red bold letters.
HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN
The camera zooms back from the huge flat screen T.V. Only with the real Hyper Elf sitting at his desk, a huge grin on his face and ready to announce this.. Uh.. Month’s Top Ten.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! GHW fans of all ages! I am glad you were able to attend this weeks.. Uh… Month Top Ten! Thanks to Jake Diamond, I was unable to report to you the top ten for the past month. So I am very very sorry about that, and I hope and will try to promise you that won’t happen again. So you can all blame Jake Diamond for that. Go ahead, Boo Jake Diamond. I’ll wait..
Alright Good! Now that is out of all our systems (for now). Let us move on to the Top Ten!
NUMBER TEN
Now while I was sitting there trying to figure out.. How the hell can I fit all these awesome Fighty fighty persons into the top ten? Well, I found a way to shove a few in.. Actually, a couple of them I couldn’t decide which one was better! So there was a tie for the number ten spot. And who else to give it to then the Human Wreckingball and the Classic Emblem. Human Wreckingball did pretty well in the SCW match at Redemption, and that match alone was more then likely the reason how he got in the number ten spot! Emblem on the other hand did some damage and defeated Ravel Draken and Storm in the past month.
NUMBER NINE
The man who is always over looked in this business, and is just about as old as I am! Hell, we actually have a bit in common! We both like to do damage to our own bodies while beating the shit out of our opponents. Who is like this besides your energetic Elf? Its Lil Rey Ray! Lrey has barely stretched out by doing pretty well in the SCW Tag match and even defeated Samantha in a Ladder match.
NUMBER EIGHT
Ya know, after hearing this guy had to retire or leave for quite some time. I thought he should have a position. Even though he hasn’t defended his title in the past often. He always ended up winning the match and retaining his beloved title. Dave Carter stretches in as Number eight.
NUMBER SEVEN
This guy is one of the future men of GHW. This man has plenty of potential and loves to get down and dirty in any style of extreme match. After defeating Hells Guardian in a 200 Light tubes match and Rurouni and Desperado in a hardcore match.. This man had to come in has number Seven. The Psycho Kid.
NUMBER SIX
Another future GHW superstar.. At first, I thought this guy was just another Fighty fighty person who does his matches and he wins some and he loses some. Ha! In the past week, he really showed his true side and the reason why his last name is Hardkore. Hayden fought by himself in the SCW tag match a lot further then anyone expected. Not only that, but he defeated Lrey in a hardcore match and he even defeated the likes of Emblem, Alex Stall, and Hawkeye in a Crossroads match. This guy had to be in as number six.
NUMBER FIVE
Wow, what a Fighty fighty person. Some of the moves he does can just shock you. You have to wonder sometimes how he comes up with these things! Who am I talking about? If you don’t know him, you should.. This man fought hard in the SCW tag match with Lrey at his side. Even defeating the likes of Ocheeva in a singles. And even the number six man, hayden in a Straight Jacket Match.
NUMBER FOUR
Rhaps.. Beat Dave Carter at Redemption in a 90 min. Iron man Match. Defeated Human Wreckingball, Trickshot, Rurouni, Gnarfflinger and Desperado. Took out Cosmos in a Bed of Nails match and the list goes on. You can probably tell why he is Decimations World Champion and comes out as Number four.
NUMBER THREE
Another future Fighty fighty person of GHW… Or is the future right now for this man. Ocheeva Won the Test of Honor title defeating Luciano and Carlo Manfredi at Redemption. Follwed by defending it against Storm, Carlo, Steve Rock, AND a Title vs. Career “I quit” match against Carlo Manfredi. This guy is now, and I think he will be holding on that title for quite some time.
NUMBER TWO
This my friends was the toughest decision to make, and I think we will all have to agree that I made the best choice for this one. These two were the greatest tag team in GHW, and probably still is. They Won the Heaven and Hell Aligned Tag Titles at Redemption in the SCW match. Who are these men and why do they tie? Well.. Vladimir T. Strife and Matthew Oliviera.. Must I say more? Fine alright.. Vlad continued on his winning streak by beating Alex Stall in a Home Depot Death Match. Hot Rod in a Hardcore match. While Matt himself defeated Metal Dragon in a Hardcore match. And to top that off. Vladimir and Matthew fought each other at Gods vs. Heretics and it came out to be a draw.
Now before I get to the number one on my list this week, I mean month.. Let just take a look back on the previous nine.
Number 10 - Human Wreckingball and Emblem
Number 9 - Lrey
Number 8 - Dave Carter
Number 7 - The Psycho Kid
Number 6 - Hayden Hardkore
Number 5 - Hawkeye
Number 4 - Rhaps
Number 3 - Ocheeva
Number 2 - Vladimir T. Strife and Matthew Oliviera
IIIIITSS…. NUMBER ONE!!!
This man is the most arrogant man you will ever meet. He likes to talk about himself and how much he is the FUTURE of this company. You know who it is? Let us take a recap what he has done the past month. He defeated Crazy Boy in a Lions Den match at Redemption to retain his title he so didn’t deserve. Took out Duece in a Cage Match. Boomed Rurouni in a singles, and lastly.. Finished Brett Steel in a Barbed Wire Steel Cage. Know who it is now? The man I dislike soo much.. Jake “THE FUTURE” Diamon. This guy will tear you apart and make you sleep in just a few seconds. Has destroyed every man I have put up against him. Vlad isn’t the only man who had a title that no one else had yet.
Too bad he’s gone now. *snickers* I think it was a good thing he left. I think as soon as he found out my legs were getting better again. He got frightened and ran away with his tail between his legs. But that’s ok, he no longer has that belt, and it just makes me soo happy.
Anyways folks, I hop you enjoyed this months Top ten, and I hope you will stay tuned for the next upcoming addition of HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN! Good fight and Good night.
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