Post by Tommy Musashi on Dec 13, 2007 22:09:48 GMT -5
Jimmy: Oh my god! Did you see that Ray!?
Darrell: That had to hurt!
Devin: He's going for a pin! 1..2...NO!
Ray: That has got to be the strangest display of in ring ability I have ever seen Jimmy, what exactly was the point of that...you know what never mind I don't even care at this point!
I choose by Offspring begins to play with the follow up of Hyper’s office. He seats comfortably in his chair, stuffing his face with a chocolate glazed cake donut. His face full of happiness and energy. He looks up finally noticing the camera being on, as the music begins to die down.
Hyper: Oh, sorry folks. Just.. Enjoying a delicious pastry here. HELLO fans of GHW and I welcome you all to the third addition of HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN! This was a very difficult decision to make, but after hours of thought processing and yummy donuts. I finally came to the conclusion and marked my top ten for the past two weeks. Actually, I might have forgotten some for why most of these even got their positions. So just stay with me!
NUMBER TEN!
Alright, to start off this top ten. We start off with a man who has finally brought up his game lately and I don’t think he will be slowing down anytime soon. With the pan at his side, Gnarfflinger the Butcher steps in at number ten.
NUMBER NINE!
Making his debut in the top ten, and probably won’t be in it again for a few months is another Metallic Fighty fighty person. He finally arrives in the top ten by defeating Jake Diamond before his absence. Metal Dragon makes his way as the number 9 for this half month.
NUMBER EIGHT!
I couldn’t decide between these two, and I can’t remember exactly why. I think I ate too many donuts. Hayden Hardkore stays in the top ten but lowers a bit as number eight, but a new comer joins in the fun by the name of Blue fire. I hope to see these two fight off at some point. Maybe it’ll help me decide who should be higher in the ratings.
NUMBER SEVEN!
Wow, this is shocking. This guy has been in every single top ten I have created to date, but this is the lowest he has shown up. Yet Ocheeva stays in.
NUMBER SIX!
*sigh* Another tie. Brian Commonwealth comes in the dynamic ten with a goal, but he isn’t the only man to have a goal. The new Fighty fighty person with the name of Steven Daniels appears at number six as well. Don’t overlook these opponents, because you never know when they will pop something out of their sleeve. If they have sleeves.
NUMBER FIVE!
The Psycho Kid continues to climb the ladder, leaving piles of his own blood behind him. You would never expect somebody like him who continuously sacrifices himself to win the match, but he does it, and does it effectively.
NUMBER FOUR!
Of course! The Metal Warrior himself reaches in here as number four. He has done pretty well for himself the past couple weeks, and in a match I’m sure many people have enjoyed, and even gave them motivations to participate again.. Which quickly went back down for that individual.. No matter! Human Wreckingball deserves this spot.
NUMBER THREE!
I forgot to say that this Dynamic ten has probably the most ties in.. Hyper Dynamic Ten history! Which is like.. Only two dynamic ten’s in the past? Who cares. If Rhaps didn’t leave for those two weeks, I am sure he probably would of came in as number one, but a man has to do what a man has to do, and at this point. He needed a break. Yet a man to tie with the champion Rhaps is the new Unboudn wings champion, Lrey. He has been doing pretty well for himself but I’m sure if he worked a little harder, he could step up higher in the rankings.
NUMBER TWO!
This guy definitely jumped up in the rankings. Winning his past few matches with ease, Desperado makes it in as number two.
Now before we bring up our number one of this week, let us take a recap of our past nine entries.
Number 10 - Gnarfflinger the Butcher
Number 9 - Metal Dragon
Number 8 - Hayden Hardkore and Blue Fire
Number 7 - Ocheeva
Number 6 - Brian Commonwealth and Steven Daniels
Number 5 - The Psycho Kid
Number 4 - Human Wreckingball
Number 3 - Rhaps and Lrey
Number 2 - Desperado
Alright guys its time for this weeks number one.
IIIIITS…NUMBER ONE!
Nice! The only man in GHW history to come in the Hyper’s Dynamic ten as number one twice! He is that guy you see flipping around all over the place, and he is also being honored in Japan sometime in the upcoming future. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Hawkeye comes in as number one once again!
That’s all I got for you all today. I’m sorry the not very detailed reviews this week. Maybe next week, I won’t forget so much. Oh, and to bring it out a little more. GHW IS going overseas, and it.. Will.. Be.. Awesome! Stay tuned all for the upcoming fourth addition! This is Hyper Elf saying, good fight and good night.
Darrell: That had to hurt!
Devin: He's going for a pin! 1..2...NO!
Ray: That has got to be the strangest display of in ring ability I have ever seen Jimmy, what exactly was the point of that...you know what never mind I don't even care at this point!
G H W
An experience worth Living...
I choose by Offspring begins to play with the follow up of Hyper’s office. He seats comfortably in his chair, stuffing his face with a chocolate glazed cake donut. His face full of happiness and energy. He looks up finally noticing the camera being on, as the music begins to die down.
Hyper: Oh, sorry folks. Just.. Enjoying a delicious pastry here. HELLO fans of GHW and I welcome you all to the third addition of HYPER’S DYNAMIC TEN! This was a very difficult decision to make, but after hours of thought processing and yummy donuts. I finally came to the conclusion and marked my top ten for the past two weeks. Actually, I might have forgotten some for why most of these even got their positions. So just stay with me!
NUMBER TEN!
Alright, to start off this top ten. We start off with a man who has finally brought up his game lately and I don’t think he will be slowing down anytime soon. With the pan at his side, Gnarfflinger the Butcher steps in at number ten.
NUMBER NINE!
Making his debut in the top ten, and probably won’t be in it again for a few months is another Metallic Fighty fighty person. He finally arrives in the top ten by defeating Jake Diamond before his absence. Metal Dragon makes his way as the number 9 for this half month.
NUMBER EIGHT!
I couldn’t decide between these two, and I can’t remember exactly why. I think I ate too many donuts. Hayden Hardkore stays in the top ten but lowers a bit as number eight, but a new comer joins in the fun by the name of Blue fire. I hope to see these two fight off at some point. Maybe it’ll help me decide who should be higher in the ratings.
NUMBER SEVEN!
Wow, this is shocking. This guy has been in every single top ten I have created to date, but this is the lowest he has shown up. Yet Ocheeva stays in.
NUMBER SIX!
*sigh* Another tie. Brian Commonwealth comes in the dynamic ten with a goal, but he isn’t the only man to have a goal. The new Fighty fighty person with the name of Steven Daniels appears at number six as well. Don’t overlook these opponents, because you never know when they will pop something out of their sleeve. If they have sleeves.
NUMBER FIVE!
The Psycho Kid continues to climb the ladder, leaving piles of his own blood behind him. You would never expect somebody like him who continuously sacrifices himself to win the match, but he does it, and does it effectively.
NUMBER FOUR!
Of course! The Metal Warrior himself reaches in here as number four. He has done pretty well for himself the past couple weeks, and in a match I’m sure many people have enjoyed, and even gave them motivations to participate again.. Which quickly went back down for that individual.. No matter! Human Wreckingball deserves this spot.
NUMBER THREE!
I forgot to say that this Dynamic ten has probably the most ties in.. Hyper Dynamic Ten history! Which is like.. Only two dynamic ten’s in the past? Who cares. If Rhaps didn’t leave for those two weeks, I am sure he probably would of came in as number one, but a man has to do what a man has to do, and at this point. He needed a break. Yet a man to tie with the champion Rhaps is the new Unboudn wings champion, Lrey. He has been doing pretty well for himself but I’m sure if he worked a little harder, he could step up higher in the rankings.
NUMBER TWO!
This guy definitely jumped up in the rankings. Winning his past few matches with ease, Desperado makes it in as number two.
Now before we bring up our number one of this week, let us take a recap of our past nine entries.
Number 10 - Gnarfflinger the Butcher
Number 9 - Metal Dragon
Number 8 - Hayden Hardkore and Blue Fire
Number 7 - Ocheeva
Number 6 - Brian Commonwealth and Steven Daniels
Number 5 - The Psycho Kid
Number 4 - Human Wreckingball
Number 3 - Rhaps and Lrey
Number 2 - Desperado
Alright guys its time for this weeks number one.
IIIIITS…NUMBER ONE!
Nice! The only man in GHW history to come in the Hyper’s Dynamic ten as number one twice! He is that guy you see flipping around all over the place, and he is also being honored in Japan sometime in the upcoming future. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Hawkeye comes in as number one once again!
That’s all I got for you all today. I’m sorry the not very detailed reviews this week. Maybe next week, I won’t forget so much. Oh, and to bring it out a little more. GHW IS going overseas, and it.. Will.. Be.. Awesome! Stay tuned all for the upcoming fourth addition! This is Hyper Elf saying, good fight and good night.
