Post by Rhaps on Feb 3, 2008 18:13:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up showing a large sheet with a projector in front of it. Someone unseen turns the slide projector on and the logo for Sunday's Sickest Standings appears. The camera zooms in a refocuses, showing the logo even larger. A man walks out in front of the camera, his back to it keeping his face hidden. He begins talking in a low, nondescript voice.
Man: At first, the power 10 was brought to you by the Demonic Angel, Lrey and his weekly show was...electrifying. Sadly he stepped down, giving way to a whole new era in the way the power 10 was brought to your screens. Thus we entered the Era of the Energetic One.
The slide projector is heard changing and the logo on the white canvas switches to show the logo for Hyper's Dynamic Ten. The man walks to one side, allowing the people watching to properly see the writing across the screen before he continues speaking.
Man: The Hyper Elf stepped in and he brought you a show, that was in one word, truly dynamic. But alas, he too has stepped down, leaving the position open. But before the clamour for the job began, even before anyone knew it had happened, someone had indeed filled those shoes. And thus, we move on into yet another era for the power 10.
The man motions to someone off screen and the slide projector is heard once more, clicking the next image into place. At first the image is blurred before the camera zooms out, bringing the image into sharper focus. As it does so the words 'The Danger Ten' can be seen across the canvas and the man steps into view of the camera.
Rhaps: And that man is me. That's right, the Safety Ranger, the ice cream eater, the High Flying, Death Defying, Rhapsifying SIC Maniac is hitting your screens as the new host of the new show. The Danger Ten. It's going to be exciting, it's going to be fast, but more importantly, it going to be safe.
Rhaps nods into the camera while the screen fades out. The scene is replaced by three men standing in the ring while nothing seemingly happens. The camera zooms in and the figures in the ring turn out to be Vladimir Strife, Kingbear and Rurouni Konashi. They look at one another before the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats begins playing. They nod and they begin safety dancing in time to the music while the words 'The Danger Ten' appear behind them. Rhaps' voice is heard one last time.
Rhaps: Coming soon.
The screen fades to black while the three members of the revamped Coven begin the routine once more.
EoT - Comments always welcome.
Man: At first, the power 10 was brought to you by the Demonic Angel, Lrey and his weekly show was...electrifying. Sadly he stepped down, giving way to a whole new era in the way the power 10 was brought to your screens. Thus we entered the Era of the Energetic One.
The slide projector is heard changing and the logo on the white canvas switches to show the logo for Hyper's Dynamic Ten. The man walks to one side, allowing the people watching to properly see the writing across the screen before he continues speaking.
Man: The Hyper Elf stepped in and he brought you a show, that was in one word, truly dynamic. But alas, he too has stepped down, leaving the position open. But before the clamour for the job began, even before anyone knew it had happened, someone had indeed filled those shoes. And thus, we move on into yet another era for the power 10.
The man motions to someone off screen and the slide projector is heard once more, clicking the next image into place. At first the image is blurred before the camera zooms out, bringing the image into sharper focus. As it does so the words 'The Danger Ten' can be seen across the canvas and the man steps into view of the camera.
Rhaps: And that man is me. That's right, the Safety Ranger, the ice cream eater, the High Flying, Death Defying, Rhapsifying SIC Maniac is hitting your screens as the new host of the new show. The Danger Ten. It's going to be exciting, it's going to be fast, but more importantly, it going to be safe.
Rhaps nods into the camera while the screen fades out. The scene is replaced by three men standing in the ring while nothing seemingly happens. The camera zooms in and the figures in the ring turn out to be Vladimir Strife, Kingbear and Rurouni Konashi. They look at one another before the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats begins playing. They nod and they begin safety dancing in time to the music while the words 'The Danger Ten' appear behind them. Rhaps' voice is heard one last time.
Rhaps: Coming soon.
The screen fades to black while the three members of the revamped Coven begin the routine once more.
EoT - Comments always welcome.
