JP: Well folks here we go the main event for our PPV hold onto your hats this will be a crazy match to say the least. The action tonight has been the best out of all the PPV every match has lived up to the hype.
Ray: I don't like it JP, to much man meat that is about to get destroyed just for a title.
Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 18, 2007 23:17:04 GMT -7
Vladimir steps up to the plank as the other 5 guys begin to grin, watching him.
Rhino: "Better be careful."
Vladimir looks back for a second to see Rhino grinning, then turns back to the board. Turning swiftly, he throws a punch at Rhino, who blocks it and smiles wider before throwing a punch at Vladimir and knocking him back towards the pool.
JP: Don't fall in!
Vladimir catches his balance as Jake takes a running dive at Rhino and nails him with a crossbody. Rocker picks up a chair and nails Skorpio across the head with it, sending him to the mat and turning around, Hyper coming at him for a spear.
JP: Chaos is breaking out and they haven't even made it to the ring yet! Ray: Yeah, it's awesome... 6 men fighting all sweaty right here in front of us.. JP: Shut it.
Rocker moves out of the way and Hyper spears Jake Diamond as he is getting up. Skorpio grabs the chair from Rocker and then slams the end into his gut, doubling him over.
Rhino grabs Hyper Elf and executes a belly to back suplex on him.
In the midst of the chaos, Vladimir climbs onto the plank unnoticed and hurries up it and jumps through the second and third ropes, into the ring. He scrambles up to his feet so fast that he falls back and onto his bottom, then scrambles up again. He looks back to the other guys and gives himself a second for his heart to calm down.
JP: And Vladimir is the first to make his way into the ring in this contest. Ray: For his sake, he better hope that he's the last one in there too!
Skorpio realising vlad has gotten in to the ring quickly runs at The rocker chucks the chair to the ground and gives him a dangerous DDT onto the chair. Skorpio turns around to meet a flying cross body from Hyper. Jake then runs and dives for the ring. He grabs onto the top rope and is about to fall into the pool when Vlad runs and tries to push him off then gives him a low blow. Jake doesnt take his hands off the rope. Then vlad realising it is doing no good then spears him. Jake falls backwards still not letting go of the ropes. Then vlad starts pulling his fingers off so then Jake finally falls but stretches out his hands and Just grabs onto the plank keeping him still in the match. Hyper then gets up from the chair and sees this so he walks over jake and gets in the ring.
While Rhino has been waiting for everyone else to get in the ring notices rocker is on the floor out cold. Rhino says to himself "I bet he wont be cold in that pool". So rhino picked him up and threw him into the pool but Rocker then regained conciousness and grabbed onto the ropes and landed on Jake. Rocker then gets into the ring and sees hyper and vlad battling it out. Rhino then comes up behind Skorpio and gores him. Skorpios head is on the edge so Rhino pushes him down Skorpios hair is about to touch when he quickly grabs rhiinos foot and pulls it towards him making Rhino fall. Skorpio then walks over Jake then helps him up and they both get in the ring.
JP:This is a great fight, this match will go down in history i think.
Ray:I wonder which sex beast will win this suicidal and horrible match.
JP:I will bet you 10 bucks that Jake will win.
Ray:I say sexy Skorpio will win.
Jake and Skorpio then look at the others fighting and jake wonders why Skorpio helped him up then Skorpio said "You and me can easily win this but we should work together to win it will be a lot easier and then when it is just the two of us we can fight and i can win or you can win but i think me. "Well you think you can win but i know I can win.
JP:Hah take that Ray. Whant an exellent come back.
Ray:Skorpio will easily beat Jake lets make it 20 bucks. Also if i win you have to streak in the ring and run through the crowd naked. If you win i have to do the same thing.
JP:You think i would be stupid enough to accept that.
Ray:Why because you know Skorpio would beat Jake.
JP:No because i will not make a fool of myself beca......
Ray:You are a big fat chicken i say.
JP:Oh its on Ray.
Rhino then gets up then walks on the plank and reaches over and pulls Skorpio backwards then everyone else sees this and they help Rhino by pushing Skorpio over the top rope. Suddenly Skorpio falls lands on the side of the ring then rolls in he stands up and Jake gives him a diamond cutter. Rhino gets in and catapults him while his head is under the rope to gullottine him. Then he takes him away from the ropes and catapults him again trying to eliminate him but Skorpio hits the ropes instead of going through. Hyper then gets on the turnbuckle and jumps back to the plank. Hyper then goes and picks up the chair when he sees in a shed a bag of piranhas. Hyper picks up the bag places the chair down then puts all but 3 of the piranhas into the water instantly the piranhas die and get electrocuted. Then he gets one piranha and wraps it in this see through coating thingy then chucks it into the water. The piranha doesnt die so then he does the same for the other two then notices a fourth that is supposedly dead. Hyper then picks it up and then The piranha comes to life and is about to munch at hyper when he chucks it into the water killing it. Hyper then gets back into the ring with the chair. Rocker then steals the chair off of him and gives him a gullotine then Vlad takes the chair and gives Rocker a vandaminator then Rhino picks up the chair and does a dangerous DDT to Vlad then Skorpio gets onto the top rope and then Jake slams Rhino sending him to the ground then he places the Chair under his head then Skorpio gives Rhino an atomic leg drop then quickly climbs to the top rope again and gives Jake a Missile drop kick. Skorpio had hurt his leg doing those two moves and just layed there on the mat.
TBC by anyone in the match.
OOC:I know its long but I wanted to make a big post and also sorry for making you have to do that Jake but i had to do something. That took me 15minutes to write so dont waste it please.
Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 19, 2007 0:42:18 GMT -7
Rocker grabs a kendo stick from one of the trash cans and slams it against the back of Skorpio's head while he is looking down at Jake Diamond. The wood splinters and part of the stick goes flying out of the ring as Skorpio covers his head with his forearms and drops down to his knees.
The Rocker lifts up his forearms, the barbed wire wrapped around them gleaming in the lights. He grabs Skorpio's hair and pulls it back, taking the other arm and raking the barbed wire across his face. Skorpio yells out in pain and tries to pull Rocker's arm off as the barbs stab into his skin and are ripped out with the motions.
JP: The Rocker is showing to Skorpio why he is one of the most feared competitors in the hardcore division. Ray: That's why he's the TRUE hardcore champion! JP: Shut the hell up! That's not a real title!
Hyper and Rhino begin to get up as Vladimir sits in a corner, holding the ropes tight to make sure no one can throw him out. Jake Diamond sits in another corner, scouting things out.
Hyper and Rhino look to Vladimir and smile, grabbing his feet and pulling hard. The force rips Vladimir away from the ropes and he comes crashing down on his back. They kick him a few times until Jake runs up and shoves Hyper into Rhino.
Rhino gets pissed off and lifts Hyper up, slamming him down to the mat with a spinebuster.
JP: There you see Jake Diamond using everything to his advantage as usual. Ray: He's so smart... JP: No argument there.
Jake turns then and runs up, bringing his arm across the throat of Rocker and using his momentum to swing back around him and pull him down, hitting the mat hard.
Rhino heads after Jake, but a now kneeling Vladimir comes from behind with a staple gun and puts a staple into the back of Rhino's head, causing him cover the pain with his hands. Vladimir grabs Rhino's arm and swings him around, smacking him with the stapler. He follows with a European uppercut and Rhino stays down a moment, trying to pull the staple out and wincing at the pain.
JP: Ouch, that can not feel good at all! Ray: You think?
Vladimir rests against the ropes a second, looking around. Jake comes running from the corner, looking for a clothesline to send Vladimir over the top rope. Vladimir ducks it and backlifts Jake Diamond.
JP: OUR FIRST ELIMI... False alarm!
Jake Diamond grabs the top rope with his hand and turns in air, managing to land his feet on the apron, wobbling a bit.
As Vladimir turns around, Jake launches himself over the turnbuckle. Vladimir ducks and as Jake goes overhead, he reaches up and grabs his leg. Jake's momentum causes him to swing down across Vladimir's back, his head swinging close to Vladimir's arm, allowing him to wrap his arm around Jake's head.
Vladimir jumps up slightly and crashes down to the mat, nailing the Decimator and temporarily knocking Jake silly.
JP: What a Decimator! This match is going to be a long and hard fought one, I can tell it already, Ray! And brutal as hell! Ray: So, I should probably get a puke bucket? JP: ..Yeah, get me one too.. just in case.
Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 19, 2007 11:21:49 GMT -7
*Vlad gets to his feet and is quickly dropped back onto his behind with a running dropkick by Hyper Elf. Skorpio comes over and helps Hyper lay the stomps onto Vlad.
Meanwhile, Rocker and Rhino have gotten to their feet and have begun exchanging punches. Rocker gets the momentum in his favor with a rake to the eyes and Irish whips Rhino. Rhino ducks the clothesline attempt and continues off the ropes, and responds with a devastating Gore onto The Rocker. Rhino quickly gets up and heps with the triple team on Vladimir. Jake quickly hops up to his feet and pulls out a pair of light tubes from a nearby trash can.*
JP: An amazing Gore on The Rocker! What else can- oh! Down goes Hyper Elf and Skorpio from the light tubes!
Ray: They went down faster than a cheap prostitute, JP.
JP: Shut up Ray! Rhino's talking Jake Diamond down... Ouch! Low blow by Vladimir!
*Rhino drops to his knees, as Vladimir gets to his feet. Jake and Vlad stare at each other in the eyes as if in agreement, and the lone members of The Coven get to work. Vlad grabs The Rocker and delivers a back breaker and holds it in place as Jake Diamond heads to the top rope. Jake leaps off the top rope and hits a somersault leg drop across The Rocker's throat.
Hyper Elf and Skorpio get to their feet and charge at "The Future" and Vlad but are hit with a low blow in unison. Jake grabs Hyper's head into a Diamond Cutter hold, and Vlad puts Skorpio into an Exciter hold. Each respective men level their opponents with the cutters in stereo.*
JP: Incredible tag team maneuvers by each member of The Coven, but remember Ray it's a free for all!
Ray: Two of the sexiest men I've ever seen competing as one! This is better than porn!
*JP slaps Ray across the back of the head, as the action continues in the ring.
Jake grabs Rhino and holds him in a Russian leg sweep hold, as Vlad grabs a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire from one of trash cans. Vlad runs at Rhino in the side sweep hold, but levels out Jake with a huge crack to the face from the bat. Jake falls over, and brings Rhino down with him. Vlad tosses the bat aside and looks down upon the now bloodied Jake Diamond. The Rocker comes in out of no where and kicks out the back of Vladimir Strife's legs. The Classic Rocker picks up the barbed wire bat, and lays a couple of shots into Vlad's ribcage.*
Ray: My head hurts JP... What just happened?
JP: Pay attention Ray... look behind you Rocker, Hyper Elf and Skorpio are back up, and they don't look too happy!
*Hyper Elf turns around and clotheslines Skorpio back to the ground. The Rocker wastes no time and rushes at Hyper Elf, but is given a drop-toe-hold to the ground. The barbed wired baseball bat clears out of the ring and into the electric pool.
By this time Rhino's gotten to his feet and is waiting in the corner, signaling for a Gore on Skorpio. As Skorpio gets up, Rhino runs at him full speed, but Skorpio side steps out of the way making the Gore connect onto Hyper Elf. The Rocker makes it back up and grabs a good Belly-to-Belly onto Skorpio, but Skorpio lands on his feet right in front of a nearby turnbuckle. Skorpio hops onto the top turnbuckle, but Rhino hits away the ropes making Skorpio can himself, and fall back into a tree of woe.*
Ray: Skorpio's man marbles must be bleeding!
JP: Great evasive maneuver by Rhino... Jake Diamond, Vladimir, and Hyper Elf are the only ones still on the mat, and with Rhino and The Rocker up, who knows what will happen!
Skorpio finally gets off the trunbuckle then he climbs back on the turnbuckle and sees hyper getting up so then he jumps at him and gives him a flying neckbreaker slamming Hyper to the ground. Then Skorpio picks up Hyper and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Skorpio runs at him and jumps over him lands on the turnbuckles pushes him away then jumps bakcwards and goes for the notion of a swanton bomb but gives hyper a Hurricanrana DDT.
Skorpio then looks at hyper when vlad low blows him and chucks him over the top rope.
JP:Skorpio is out.
Ray:Oh no this is horrible. Well i guess you win the bet.
JP:Oh wait he is just on the side but his hair is in is he out wait no he isgetting up and.... Ouch one of the piranhas has come and bit his shirt off aiming for his flesh.
Ray:It's a good thing i have this bucket.
JP:Skorpio has gotten back in and oh look the piranha got a bit of his flesh.
Ray pukes into the bucket.
Skorpio then looks at the water that could be his doom and feels sick then Jake and vlad run at Skorpio and each wearing brass knuckles they punch the bit where he has no skin multiple times.
Skorpio then falls to the ground Vlad and Jake then shake hands and go to chuck Skorpio over then Vlad turns on Jake and slams him with Decimater.
Jake falls to the ground then vlad puts skorpios head over the edge then 2 of the piranhas jump at Skorpio getting his hair. Skorpio then wakes up and gets in realising a bit of his hair is gone then he sees jake on the ground and vlad beating at him then Rhino gores him and rocker spring board spears Rhino then Hyper looks at Vlad then runs and gives him a full nelson rocker then just gets a surge of energy and jumps at Rhino only to do a springboard moonsault from the turnbuckle.
Skorpio is the only one left standing so then he waits on the turnbuckle until he sees rocker about to get up then he swanton bombs him landing on rocker and hitting Vlad and Hyper knocking them down. Skorpio then places Jake in the middle of the ring and Skorpio goes for the super Lionsault(without the pin) he hits the first then he does the second and lands on Rhino instead of Jake. Skorpio looks at this then he gives Jake a Walls of Jericho.
Hyper then gets up and notices Jake is tapping ferociously then he slams Skorpio with a Power bomb. Jake then thanks hyper then knocks him out with a diamond cutter then moves to Skropio and gives him a diamond cutter(hold).
TBC by anyone in the match.
OOC:I wonder when hawkeye will eliminte someone and who gets eliminated.
Post by Tommy Musashi on Feb 19, 2007 15:39:21 GMT -7
At the last second, Skorpio shoves “The future” away, but Jake comes back from the ropes ducking under a clothesline. Skorpio looking a bit lost until a slight tap was felt on his shoulder. He turns around only to be met by a devastating Diamond Cutter from Jake Diamond.
JP: Oh wow, Jake Diamond has definitely made a tremendous comeback into this match, He will surely be a tough competitor to remove from this-SUPER KICK TO RHINO! Rocker just Super kicked Rhino while the beast man was holding a freaken chair!
Ray: Oh wow, this is getting intense.
JP: It sure is my homosexual friend, it sure is.
With Rhino flat on the ground Vlad sneaks his way up to Rocker holding a cheese shredder, but he was not quick enough as his long term enemy spots the sneaky bastard right before the act. The Rocker begins to yell intensively about attacking him face to face with no cheap shots.
JP: Wow, this is surprise. Vlad looks scared of Rocker. Oh my, Vlads on his knees, he is praying for forgiveness- wait, never mind. Its just Vlad being Vlad.
Vlad somehow got the opportunity of shoving the cheese shredder up Rockers Jewels. With the mans eyes bulging, and a layer of dense liquid coming from his eyes down his cheek, he falls over grasping between his legs.
JP: Wow! Look at this! Jake and Vlad are the last two standing!
Ray: Its getting really intense! And a little sweaty from the intensity! I think I need to take my shirt off.
JP: No! That is not appropriate Ray.
Ray: But they have their shirts off!?
JP: They have permission too. You don’t! No one wants to see your scrawny pale complexion!
The audience begins to jump to their feet. Wanting to see these two wrestlers brawl, even if they are both some what heel. The entire arena clapping simultaneously, in one tempo, chanting the word “Fight” over and over again.
Jake and Vlad look upon the crowd and stare back at each other with grins. But before they could even get started, Vladamir points out Hyper Elf who has crawled over to a nearby turnbuckle, resting while hugging the bottom rope. They nod their heads in agreement, both men rushing and performing a double drop kick to Hyper. Yet the Elf kept hanging on that rope for dear life. Vlads face glistens as if a light bulb dangled at the top of his head. He reaches in one of the nearby trash cans, removing from the can a wrench of some sort. Jakes face answers as if he got the idea, removing a barbed wire from the can and wrapping it around his foot. The two laugh evily pounding the wrench into the back of Hypers head, and stomping barbed wire into his back. Both shredding and busting his skin, followed by blood drizzling down from his body.
JP: The Elf doesn’t look like hes going to last much longer!
OOC: My internet is still acting strange. I was lucky enough to get this up. ^^
Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 20, 2007 1:00:08 GMT -7
Vladimir taps Jake on the shoulder as he gets another sadistic idea. He whispers it to Jake and he smiles evily as well. They begin wrapping barbed wire around Hyper's neck. Jake takes rest of the wire and pushes it out of the ring, letting it fall into the water.
Hyper jerks about at the shock that comes through the wire. He quickly rolls away from the side, pulling the wire up from the water. He then grab ahold of the barbed wire without even thinking and unwraps it from around his neck. Hyper rolls around a moment longer at the pain, holding the front of his throat.
JP: "Ouch! I can't even imagine how much that must have hurt!" Ray: "A hell of a lot, I bet! And not just like having your nipples tweaked or your bottom paddled, I mean serious pure pain!" JP's eye's widen as he scoots his chair away from Ray slowly.
The Rocker, now to his feet, runs across the ring and slams his shoulder into Vladimir's back. Vladimir goes forward and falls through the top and middle ropes. As he is falling out, he wraps his arms and legs tightly around the middle rope. He carefully lowers down to the apron and rolls back into the ring.
JP: Close call for Vladimir there, never let your guard down! Ray: I'm offering my services to nurse all the losers back to health! JP: Ray... let's be professional. Ray: I am professional, I know plenty of ways to make men feel good. JP smacks him across the back of the head. JP: Just call the match. Ray: Fine.... what's it's number? Ray laughs and JP smacks him again, sighing.
Jake turns and hits Rocker with a short clothesline, knocking him down. He ducks under a clothesline by Rhino and grabs his head. Jake throws a taunt then drops down with a neckbreaker on Rhino.
The Future gets back up quickly and taunts the crowd again, unaware of Hyper Elf behind him on the turnbuckle. Hyper shakes his head at Jake's lack of attention, then comes off the turnbuckle with a missile dropkick to the back of his head.
Rocker gets back up to his feet and nails a superkick on Jake as he's propelled forward by the dropkick. Jake manages to stay on his feet despite the abuse until Rocker goes behind him and slams him onto a garbage can with a Soul Ride. Rocker hooks the leg and goes for a pin.
1...2... Vladimir grabs Rocker's foot and pulls him off.
JP: We thought that Vladimir and Jake might work together as a team tonight and it seems like they are. This is bad news for the other competitors in this match tonight. Ray: They seem to be doing fine so far.
Rocker and Hyper Elf begin stomping and kicking Vladimir violently. Skorpio gets up with a chair and goes to hit Hyper with it, but Rhino gets up and stops him. Rhino explains to him that Vladimir and Jake are a threat as a team and need to be eliminated. Skorpio agrees and watches Jake Diamond, smacking the chair against the mat and waiting for Jake to get up.
Rhino takes the cheese grater and puts it on Vladimir's forehead. Rocker and Hyper smile as the 3 take turns stomping it into Vlad's scalp. Blood pours out and quickly covers Vladimir's face, running down onto the mat.
Ray: See, they've turned the tables, now Vladimir and Jake are in serious trouble!
Skorpio smacks the chair as Jake is getting up, waiting eagerly for him. As Jake stands up, Skorpio brings the chair down hard onto the top rope as Jake drops down to avoid it. The chair bounces back and hits Skorpio between the eyes, dropping him where he stands.
Jake grabs the chair and gets up, slamming it into Rhino's back. As Rhino steps away from Vladimir with his back arched, Jake pulls back on the chair, slamming a leg of it into Rocker's gut. He steps back and swings it hard, smashing into Rocker's face and sending him down to the mat.
JP: Jake's back in there, kicking a$$! Ray: Smack me again and I'll throw you in there and let him beat on you! JP: No, you won't. JP smacks him across the back of the head again. Ray crosses his arms and pouts.
Hyper grabs Jakes closest arm and puts it in an armbar. Jake tries to hit him with the chair, but can't swing it right with only one hand. The Elf pulls the arm over his shoulder and yanks down on it, Jake grabbing it as Hyper lets go and dropping to the mat in pain.
Hyper turns his attention back to Vladimir as an angry Jake slides the chair in his hand between Hyper's legs. Hyper looks down and notices it, looking at it in confusion for a second. A look of terror comes across his face as he realizes what is about to happen. Jake pulls up on the chair and Hyper catches the shot to the groin, jumping up off the mat and falling over.
Jake pulls the chair away and stands up, turning around to see Rhino rushing at him. Vladimir trips Rhino with his feet and bring him falling face first into glass from a busted light tube.
Jake grabs Vladimir's hand and pulls him up to his feet as Vlad wipes some blood from his eyes. Vladimir looks to the brass knucks on his fingers and the two nod to each other. They turn around and set their backs against one another, looking around the ring for someone to get up.
As the choas continues Jake Diamond and Vlad decide to team up and both wrestlers begin knocking people down. Vlad grins as he picks up Rocker and whips him into the exploding barbed wire causing the crowd to flinch. As Rocker is stuck still in the wire Vlad takes Jake and whips him into the Rocker close lining Rocker as the wire tears his flesh up and over the force causes Rocker to hit the apron bouncing off it and then hitting the mat where he bounces just slightly and a loud explosion and lots of smoke is seen as Rocker as fallen into the pool. The bell rings stating that Rocker is eliminated. Guys in special suits jump into the pool to resque Rocker.
JP: That is a shock Rocker has been the first to be eliminated.
Ray: WoW! didn't see that coming. This puts the match clearly in Vlads Favor now as Rocker was his biggest foe.
ooc;5 left Rocker eliminated will be eliminating someone else later
Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 20, 2007 15:17:58 GMT -7
*Vlad and Jake give a high five in celebration, but Jake not one to forget getting pelted across the face with the barbed wire bat, gives Vladimir a chop block as he walks away. Jake grabs the stable gun and holds up one of Vlad's legs, and looking at the crowd with a sadistic look across his face, staples Vladimir Strife's boot to his leg. Jake drops the staple gun with a huge grin across his face and doesn't notice that Hyper Elf and Rhino have already gotten up.
Jake turns around and is leveled out with a Gore and a Hyper Line in perfect stereo. Jake Diamond rolls to a nearby corner as Hyper Elf and Rhino exchange punches. Rhino appears to be getting an obvious advantage when he's nailed in the side with a kendo stick from Skorpio. Hyper quickly pulls out a Singapore cane of his own and aims it at the ready at Skorpio.*
JP: We may see a little duel here, but Hyper Elf must have the distinct advantage based only on experience.
Ray: I'd like to meet Hyper Elf in a back alley if he's holding his Singapore cane!
*JP gives a greatly disturbed look at Ray as the match rages on inside of the squared circle.
Skorpio tries bringing the shinai across Hyper Elf's face but he misses by a mile. Hyper quickly jabs Skorpio in the gut with the kendo stick and slices it across his ribcage. Skorpio hops back from pain, but tosses the kendo stick at Hyper Elf's face. The Elf drops his weapon and covers where he got hit in the face, giving Skorpio a moment to regroup from the distraction. Skorpio hops onto Hyper's knees and Monkey Flips him over the top rope, but Hyper Elf holds on and skins the cat back to the inside of the ring. As Skorpio thinks Hyper's eliminated, The Elf drops to one knee and signals for the Hyper Line.*
JP: Skorpio ducked the Hyper Line! Hyper's head crashed and burned into the steel ring post... Look out Skorpio! When the hell did Vladimir Strife get up?
Ray: Oh no JP, Painkiller on Skorpio! Vladimir has this match in the bank!
*Vladimir sees Rhino slowly getting up to his feet, and instinctively grabs a nearby light tube. Rhino gets back up to one knee but is connected with the light tube across the top of his skull. Hyper Elf grabs a cheese grater from a trash can and comes to help Vladimir. Hyper starts grinding away on Rhino's face, unaware that Vlad has different intentions as he hovers behind The Elf's back with a wrench in hand.
Meanwhile, Jake Diamond sits out in a corner, still slightly dazed from the Hyper Line and Gore combo, and checks over the bloody and body filled ring. He watches Hyper get up and turn around and leveled out to the ground after Vlad drives the wrench into Hyper's wind pipe.*
JP: Look at Jake, as he sits in the corner and watches the massacre! Why doesn't he just eliminate Vladimir Strife right now?
Ray: Why should he hurt his pretty little face when he can watch these sexy men sweat all over each other?
*Jake pulls himself to his feet with helps from the ropes and runs at Vlad. Vlad turns in time to swing the wrench at Jake's bloodied face, but it gets countered into a stampede neck breaker. Both men take few seconds to get to their feet. The crowds cheers start up again and chants of "fight" sound off. Both members of The Coven give each other a sly grin and get into a fighting stance. The audience explodes at seeing these two in a possible bar-like brawl. Vlad and Jake look out the corner of their eyes and seeing the approaching Skorpio, and grab each others arms bringing him down with a double clothesline, crushing the fans hopes of seeing a fight.*
JP: This match is incredible so far! I almost want to explode!
Ray: I want to explode too, but probably from another place...
*The Coven continue to decimate Skorpio, by picking him up and hitting a tandem suplex. Jake quickly whispers something in Vlad's ear and they give each other a demonic grin to each other. Jake throws down one of the trash cans filled with weapons and finds at the bottom, a bucket with a lid on it, as Vladimir pulls out two chairs and a couple of light tubes. Jake sets up Skorpio in the corner as Vlad sets up a mini-table made of light tubes with the chairs. Jake takes the lid off the bucket, and pours the salt that's in it all around and on top of the light tube table, and goes to the top-rope with Skorpio.*
JP: Jake has both of Skorpio's arms under hooked! Here comes a- No Vlad! Jake just got dealt across the face with the steel chair!
Ray:- And he just Power bombed Skorpio onto the light tube table! Vlad's scaring me JP, hold me...
JP: Get away from me! Jake is only in the match still thanks to his legs, and Skorpio might be done for in this one, he's flopping around like a dead fish!
*Rhino gets up to his feet and waits for Vlad to run at him. Vladimir sees Rhino and charges, but gets knocked to the ground by Hyper Elf with a drop-toe-hold. Both men nod in agreement and lay the stomps onto Vlad. Rhino walks over to the two chair and folds them both. He brings them back over to Hyper and places one underneath Vlad's face. Rhino brings the chair back fora con-chair-to, but Hyper Elf stops him, and brings over a third chair. Both men drive the chair across the back of Vlad's head in a powerful Con-chair-to.*
JP: Holy hell! Vlad might be dead! If Rhino and Hyper Elf were smart they'd either push Jake off the top turnbuckle or throw Vlad out while they have the chance!
Ray: Well JP when your that good looking you don't need to think, it's obvious you don't know that though.
(((OOC:My computer is glitching out and I was lucky to get this done)))
Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 20, 2007 22:12:16 GMT -7
Hyper and Rhino begin to push Vlad out of the ring with their feet, but Vladimir wraps himself around the bottom rope almost subconsciously. They stomp on him a few times until Jake Diamond hits Hyper Elf with a lead pipe. Rhino turns to see what happened and Vladimir punches him in the crotch using the brass knucks.
Vladimir rolls back into the ring and gets up, looking to Jake. Before any shots can be taken though, Skorpio comes in with a light tube across Jake's back and Hyper grabs Vladimir's head in a sleeper hold.
Jake turns and hits Skorpio across the ribs with the steel pipe, then smacks it across the back of Skorpio's knee. As Skorpio drops down to the mat holding it, Jake grabs the leg and locks in a sharpshooter. Skorpio struggles, trying to keep from tapping out.
JP: That Sharpshooter is locked in on Skorpio and a sleeperhold on Vladimir, we could see another elimination here.
Vladimir wraps his arms up around Hyper's head and drops down for a jawbreaker, causing Hyper to let go. Vladimir drops to his back and kicks up at Hyper Elf, but Hyper grabs his feet and hooks his arms around the knees. He takes a few steps back to pull Vladimir over onto his chest, then flips himself forward to get Vladimir in a bridging boston crab. Vladimir screams out in pain.
JP: That looks excrutiating! Ray: Owwwwwww!
As Skorpio is about to tap, Jake gets nailed by a Gore from Rhino. Rhino goes for the pin, but Skorpio kicks Rhino, trying to cause him to roll out of the ring. Rhino doesn't budge though, but gets up and looks down furiously at Skorpio. He goes to kick Skorpio, but Skorpio grabs the pipe that Jake had and hits Rhino across the skull with it.
Vladimir grabs Hyper by the feet but the Elf just drops onto his knees, pulling Vladimir's legs further and down more. Vladimir screams constantly in pain now, raising his hand as if to tap out. He remembers he is wearing brass knucks and raises them to punch Hyper in the kidneys, it taking a few shots to get him to let go.
Skorpio covers Rhino. 1...2.. Rhino tosses him up and over his head before getting up to his feet. Rhino grabs a bag of thumbtacks and spills them onto the mat, then grabs Skorpio and brings him down onto them with a spinebuster slam. Skorpio yells loud and begins to punch him in the side of the head, trying to get him off.
Hyper Elf goes back to work on Vladimir, taking some barbed wire and wrapping it across Vlad's eyes and around his head. Jake Diamond comes from behind and pulls Hyper around, grabbing his head for the Diamond Cutter, but Hyper shoves him into the ropes. Jake bounces off and ducks a clothesline, turning around to start throwing punches on Hyper when he turns.
JP: Jake seems to come to Vlad's aid yet again, are they working together or not!? Ray: I don't know, I don't care.
Vladimir pulls the barbed wire off of his head as Jake Diamond drops Hyper with a dropkick and gets back up. Thinking Jake was the one to wrap the barbed wire around his head, Vladimir quickly gets up and hooks in a full nelson on him. Vladimir lifts him up and bridges back, slamming Jake to the mat on the back of his head. the audience roars in approval, having been itching to see the two fight all night.
JP winces: I guess that about answers it. Ray: No fair! Jake was trying to help him, Vladimir didn't see it! JP: Well, life isn't fair, Ray... and expecially not in the cold unforgiving wrestling ring.
Rhino gets up and jumps up for a splash on Skorpio, but Skorpio rolls out of the way. Rhino slams into the mat, thumbtacks stabbing into his stomach and chest. Skorpio gets up and winces, then smiles at Rhino's pain. He puts his foot on Rhino's back and then steps up onto it, pushing down on Rhino and causing the thumbtacks to stab in further.
Hyper Elf gets up and takes a short run, jumping onto the middle rope and turning as he springboards off, grabbing Skorpio's head and bringing him down with a bulldog as his feet plant Vladimir in the chest and drive him back towards the ropes. Jake takes advantage of this and rolls Vladimir up, getting a 2 count before Vlad can kick out.
JP: There is so much action in this ring tonight, this match is shaping up to be a great ending to a great ppv. Ray: It's hard to keep up with everyone. I don't know who's butt to stare at!
Jake and Hyper make their way up to their feet. Jake looks down at Vladimir and stomps on him. Hyper Elf grabs the back of Jake's head and pulls it back as he sits down, slamming Jake's head and back onto the mat.
Hyper Elf gets back up and looks at all the guys who are downed, standing tall and grinning at what he's done.
JP: Hyper Elf standing tall, he's really taken control of this match! Ray: He can control me anyday! *snickers*
Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 21, 2007 19:05:53 GMT -7
*Hyper wastes no time and continues to go to work on Vlad, delivering stomp after stomp onto his ribs. The Elf runs and bounces off the ropes and comes back nearly knocking Vlad into the pool with a baseball slide but Vlad hangs onto the bottom rope.
Both Skorpio and Jake get up to their feet and start exchanging punch after punch. Jake hits a stiff looking elbow to Skorpio's nose, dropping him to the ground. The Future mounts onto Skorpio and lays left and right punches into his face. Hyper Elf comes over and kicks Jake in the face and hurriedly grabs some more barbed wire. Hyper wraps the barbed wire around Jake's neck and puts his foot on the back of Jake Diamond's head and pulls back.
Meanwhile, Rhino and Skorpio slowly make their way back to their feet and charge at each other. Skorpio flips over Rhino for a sunset flip, but Rhino grabs onto the flailing legs of Skorpio and grabs a hold of his arms too. Rhino hops up and plants Skorpio into the mat with a modified wheelbarrow driver.*
JP: What an impact! Skorpio looks dead, and Hyper's mounted on the back of Jake Diamond possibly about to make Jake tap out!
Ray: Wouldn't I like to hear The Elf ask me if he'd like to mount onto me...
*Rhino stays mounted on top of Skorpio and drives punches into his face. Vladimir gets to his feet and sees Jake Diamond in severe pain, and puts on a pair of brass knucks, and runs over to Hyper Elf. He gives The Elf a huge punch to the windpipe and DDTs him flat onto the mat. Vlad unties Jake's barbed wire noose and helps him up to his feet, and slaps him up until he's aware of what's going on around him, but Jake without hesitation hits a devastating Enzuirgiri to the side of Vlad's head. He runs with lightning speed at the mounted Rhino, and flattens him out with a gun-packet front dropkick. Jake quickly gets up to his feet and raises his hands straight up in the air in the shape of a diamond, changing the momentum into his favor from the instant adrenaline rush.*
Ray: Wow, he recovers from blowing his load pretty fast...
JP: Hyper Elf and Vlad are getting up, and Jakes heading up to the top turnbuckle, high risk move coming right here!
Ray: That's not the only thing that's coming...
*JP moves his chair even further away from Ray, as the match continues.
Vlad and Hyper get up and Jake flies off the turnbuckle for a double swan-dive DDT, but The Elf and Vladimir Strife catch him mid-air and bring him down hard with a tandem sit-out spinebuster. Jake's body bounces high off the mat from the impact, but falls down leaving Jake in a comatose like state.
Hyper and Vlad exchange punches, but Skorpio quickly returns in the mix igniting a three-way brawl. Vlad and Skorpio get Hyper's number and Irish whip him off of the ropes. They attempt a double clothesline, but Hyper ducks underneath it and continues off the ropes, and comes back and gets dropped face first with a tandem flapjack onto the salt and broken shards of the light tubes.*
JP: Hyper Elf looks done, as does Jake Diamond. But I wouldn't count either of these men out for their- GORE! GORE! GORE! Where did Rhino come from? He saw Jake getting up from the corner of his eye and destroyed him!
Ray: Yeah but look the good it did him, Vlad and Skorpio are going to town on him.
*Vlad grabs a kendo stick nearby and Skorpio lays out some more thumbtacks. Vladimir gives Rhino a couple shots as Skorpio drags Rhino onto the thumbtacks in the center of the ring. Skorpio runs and springboards off the middle rope and Lionsault's on top of Rhino. The referees count gets broken after Vladimir whacks Skorpio across his back with the Singapore cane.
Meanwhile, Hyper Elf slowly raises himself up to two knees and rips out the broken shard of glass that had gotten stuck in his gut after the flapjack. Hyper crawls over to the turnbuckle and waits impatiently for Vlad to turn around.
Vladimir hits both Rhino and Skorpio a few more times with the shinai before turning around, at the viciously approaching Hyper Elf. The Elf ducks down for a Hyper Line, but Vlad side steps and brings the shinai across Hyper's forehead, sending broken pieces of bamboo into the audience.*
JP: Good counter by Vladimir. Not the most original but still very effective... But he better really get his head in the game, Jakes ascending to the middle turnbuckle.
Ray: I've got a game for Vladimir to play with me. It's called find the sausage in the bedsheets...
*Vlad tosses the broken kendo stick into the audience for a souvenir. Clearly exhausted, Vlad turns around slowly and painfully and is taken to base level with a swinging swan dive DDT by Jake Diamond.
A few moments go by until actions we configures inside of the brutal and bloodied ring. Rhino, Skorpio, and Jake get up cautiously. Jake quickly picks up a light tube from a nearby trash can, while Rhino grabs a chair and Skorpio grabs a kendo stick. Rhino swings and misses at Jake who ducks under the chair shot, and slides underneath Skorpio's legs. Jake, with cat like reflexes, springboards off the middle rope, but gets taken out airborne with a kendo stick to the gut by Skorpio. Jake falls flat onto his back, but still holds onto the light tube, as Rhino flat lines Skorpio from the brief distraction.
Rhino walks casually over to Jake Diamond but gets a light tube driven directly up into his groin.*
JP: Talk about preventing birth, Jake must've broken Rhino's man marbles!
Ray: Yeah, every man is down on the ground flat on their backs. I wonder if they get payed as much as Paris Hilton for the same job?
(((OOC: Haha I knew I had to add a Paris Hilton joke in sometime... TBCB Hyper Elf obviously haha)))
Post by Tommy Musashi on Feb 21, 2007 19:08:23 GMT -7
The deafening cheers of the audience and the adrenaline running through each of the wrestlers bodies that still lay in the ring show that the match is not even close of finishing. Sweat dripped from their hair, soaking the mat or the shards that lay across the “battlefield.” Hyper Elf was one of the first to be able to awake from a concussion. A Convulsion moving through his hand as it finally grasped onto the leather ropes. Using a little of what strength he had left up to his feet. He growls intensively as he yanks out the shards from his forehead, blood dripping out from its place. He grinds teeth as he begins to repeatedly smash the shards against his forehead, causing more blood to pour out. Enough to the point where blood seemed almost like a mask on his face.
JD: Has Hyper gone nuts!?
Ray: I don’t think he is very sexy with that blood on his face, then again…
Jake Diamond finally shows signs of consciousness, staggering to his feet. He notices the Elf going mad. Noticing the damage Hyper is doing to himself with the shard, he decides that his shard probably won’t be good enough to bring down Hyper. So he tosses into the pool, and grabs a barbed-wire baseball bat that lay near by. The Future moves in toward Hyper swinging the bat hitting only the ropes. He quickly turns around swinging at the Elf who was now below him, but hit only the Singapore cane that Hyper shoved in front of him to protect himself. They both push hard on their weapon of choice, trying to send the other one to the ground.
JD: These men have faced each other in the past, and here they are again in another hardcore match.
Ray: But this time with a lot more hot stunning men.
JD: I think the word you’re looking for is “Talented.”
Ray: mmm.. no.. I mean hot and OH NOT THE FACE! NOT THE PRETTY FACE!
JD: What do you mean not the face- HOLY RATTLE A COWS ASS! What the hell just happened!?
Ray bawls out crying but blurts out a few words anyway.
Ray: That horrible Skorpio…. Just swung the pointy part of that scythe into Jakes Forehead!
Jake lay down and out from the attack. Skorpio looking proud of himself as Hyper thanked him, and then sent the Singapore cane across the face sending him to the mat. Vlad is creeping up behind Hyper, but the beast Rhino comes running in Goring Vlad into one of the trash cans, tipping half of the weapons in the pool. Hyper turns around and looks shocked to see Rhino standing there. They glared at one another getting nose to nose, muttering a few hateful words to each other. One causes Hyper to break trying to hit Rhino with the cane, but the beast was a little too quick blocking it with one of his arms and sending lefts into the Elf’s stomach. Rhino lifts him up for Power Bomb yet Hyper continues to fight back sending his knuckles to the beasts forehead numerous times till Rhino fell over. Hyper just a little hyped, climbs up on one of turnbuckles.
JD: This could be it for Rhino, Hyper is signaling the end.
Ray: *praying* oh if there is some kind of god out their, please.. Please let Hyper send whatever part of his body that he is aiming for into Rhino’s body. And after the PPV, please have Hyper Stagger off into my room.
Hyper Elf front flips off of the turnbuckle but gets caught in mid air by a missile dropkick from Jake Diamond. Both men falling to the mat on various items.
Jake slowly raises himself up and stumbles into one of the corners where he looks at the bodies of Rhino, Vladimir, Skorpio and Hyper Elf bloodied and slowly moving. After Jake catches his breath he looks around and finds a garbage can lid which he picks up. Hyper appears to be the first of the four that stirs the most Jake seeing this readys the Garbage can lid as he watches Hyper get to one knee. While Jake is focused on Hyper Rhino has started to slowly get up and he rolls over and notices Jake in the corner with the lid and see's Hyper is almost to his feet, Rhino pretends that he is still trying to get up as Jake charges at Hyper bringing the lid across the face of Hyper knocking Hyper down as Jake turns around Rhino launches himself and Gores Jake sending both wrestlers to the edge of the ring and causing both of them to almost fall onto the 4 ft mat surrounding the ring.
JP:My god did you see that trash can lid shot followed by that GORE! from Rhino, Wow I dont know what prevented Rhino and Jake from both being eliminated there but wow was that close.
Ray: Oh my god, I thought that the Future was done there, which would have really brought this match down a few notches which would have sucked.
Skorpio slowly gets up and sees everyone down he slowly makes his way to the top rope and prepares to hit a swanton onto the back of Vlad, but before Skorpio can pull the move of Vlad quickly gets up and climbs the turnbuckle locking his arms around Skorpion and then gives Skorpion a belly to belly suplex from off the top rope sending both wrestlers crashing to the mat.\
Hyper slowly starts moving and sees everyone laid out. Hyper looks around and slowly walks over to where Skorpio and Vlad are and Hyper stomps on Vlad then soccer kicks him several times. Hyper goes over to Skoprio soccer kicks him a few times and then picks up Skorpio who is groggy and bearly able to stand. Hyper then hits a standing Drop kick that knocks Skorpio back and out of the ring but somehow Skorpio lands on the 4 ft mat. Hyper turns around and almost has his head taken off by Vlad.
JP: My god! did you see that, I think Hyper lost his head on that one, Vlad appeared to knock his head into the upper deck with that shot. Skorpio is still alive though but unmoving.
Ray: I think they all need to team up and take out Vlad, that would be the smart thing to do. Oh man The carnage, the blood, Are these guys going to be even able to perform after this match?
Rhino and Jake each slowly start to get up both are on one knee breathing heavily and bleeding from multiple lacarations and cuts. Vlad bends down and picks up Hyper, Vlad leaves Hyper standing and goes to find the staple gun. Rhino and Jake are standing up and each one of them start slugging it out with what energy they have neither man is giving way but finely Rhino appears to be getting the upper hand as Jake leans back as if he is going to fall everytime Rhino punches him.
Vlad noticing Jake in trouble picks up the staple gun and walks over and shoots a staple into the neck of Rhino which causes Rhino to stop punching and scream in pain from the staple shot, Jake moves out of the way and goes to a corner to catch his breath. Rhino turns around and Vlad staples his forehead with a staple, Rhino stumbles back and Vlad puts another staple into Rhino's forehead. Rhino falls of the ring but lands on the mat but almost falls of the mat as he rolls around in pain trying to dig the staples out of his forehead.
JP: Vlad is just disgusting, first he stapled Rhino's neck and then he put several staples into his forehead...Oh my god!
Vlad turns around with the staple gun but isn't aware that Hyper has climbed the top rope and is perched there waiting. Skorpio has finely stood up and is holding onto the ring apron, Hyper seeing this turns his attention from Vlad and comes off the top rope hitting a missle drop kick to the rising Skorpio causing Skorpio to fall onto the mat, Hyper turns around and gets up.
JP: Hyper just eliminated Skorpio, we are down too 4 men now what sick and twisted stuff are we still in store for? No wait? Skorpio still lives
Hyper gets up and turns around and Vlad nails Hyper in the face with the staple gun knocking him down as Vlad mounts Hyper and with a evil grin begins to slowly put staples into Hyper's Forehead. Jake has Rhino and low blows Rhino before whipping him towards the opening. Rhino catches himself but Jake charges hitting Rhino in the small of the back sending him out of the ring as a loud explosion is heard and smoke is seen rising from the water. Jake grins as the guys in special suits go out and get Rhino out of the water.
JP: Rhino got eliminated by Jake we are down too 4 what are we in store for?
ooc:down to four...I can see its going to get harder to pick the final two to eliminate LOL keep it up.
Last Edit: Feb 21, 2007 21:42:56 GMT -7 by Hayabusa