Match 2 6 Man “Over the Top Rope” Battle Royal

[soundlab]

Lizzie: It is now time for the six man over the top rope battle royal. The winner of this match will receive a title shot.

The lights in the arena start to flicker red as Tilt-a-whirl by the insane clown posse plays over the P.A. Soundlab is crouched at the top of the ramp he is wearing cut off jeans and his white and black motor bike leather jacket. His dreadlocks are hanging over his face as he slowly rises he flicks them from his face to revile his trade mark black and white clown face paint.

Lizze: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 234 pounds, and Hailing from Southampton England by way of the Dark Carnival and a member of the Covern. He is the insane wicked clown known only as...SOUNDLAB

SL sprints to the ring and slides in. Once inside he stands on the bottom rope with one foot on the middle rope and leans toward the crowd. As the camera closes in on his face he spits his chewing gum into it.

Ray: Thats not like him sprinting to the ring and where is that slut of a manager.

JP: Do you even look at the match list?

Ray: No

JP: (sighs) it seems that the wicked clown is eager to get that title shot that is up for grabs and as for GI Ho she is in the match everyman is waiting for the 4 way Bra and panties match l;ater tonight

Ray: I'm not waiting for it, I was thinking about going for a break then any way thats get the sexy body's out here, Thats get ready to RUUUMMMBBBLLLLe

JP: I hate you

Ray: what you say?

JP: Nothing

[jeffxxxhardy]

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Jeffs Attire for this match

Jeff Hardy's music booms on the PA and Jeff runs threw the curtains.The fans raise to there feet and begin to cheer at a deafening volume.Jeff begins to dance on stage as Red sparks shower him from both sides.Jeff then stops and the sparks do also.Jeff looks to his left then his right he then jumps up doing the splits in mid air causing a huge explosion of white to appear around the titantron.Jeff then makes his way down the ramp but stops at a fan holding a sign.He asks her for it and she hands it to him he lifts it in the air for the camera to read."The Xtreme Angel will get his Gold" is what it says.Jeff gives it back to Her and walks towards the ring.Jeff then slides in and jumps to his feet in a fluid motion.Jeff then runs towards a corner and jumps onto the second turnbuckle doing his signature taunt.As he does his taunt Red fireworks shoot out of the other three corners. Jeff then jumps off and looks at Soundlab. The fans finally quiet down allowing Lizzie to introduce him.

Lizzie:And in the ring...weighing in at 225 pounds he is a member of Hells Angels...The Air King and Xtreme Angel...Jeff Hardy!!!

The fans errupt in cheers again and Jeff looks out at them nodding his head in approval Jeff then sits on the top turnubkle and relaxes as he waits for the other men to enter and the match to start.

Ray:Look at that Hottie Jeff he wore that outfit especially for me

JP:No he didnt Ray he wore it just to wear it and I might say that he seems a little over confident to me

Ray:Whats he doing to look over confident JP

JP:Well he is just lounging around on the top turnbuckle there for starters

TBC by Anyone in the Match

[soundlab]

SL rolls out of the ring and starts to look under the apron for weapons.

Ray: Is he allowed to do that

JP: The rules just say opponents must be thrown over the top rope and to the arena floor.

As Soundlab continues to throw various weapons into the ring the crowd begin to chant

Crowd: WE WANT TABLES...WE WANT TABLES...WE WANT TABLES

Jeff rolls out of the ring and over to soundlab. The two exchange words then pull Two tables from under the ring and slide them in. The two Fighty fighty persons re-enter the ring, Jeff setting up a table in the middle of the ring and SL leaning one in the corner of the ring. SL walks over to Jeff and stands facing him from the other side of the table.

SL slaps Jeff across the face, Jeff stands there a second and slaps SL back, this is returned by soundlab and again by Jeff. SL grabs a hand full of Jeff's hair, Jeff doing the same to SL and both men slam each others faces into the table. Both men stagger back and Soundlab leans against the table propped up in the corner. Jeff charges at SL who side steps but Jeff manages to realize and stop himself from crashing into the table by dropping to the mat.

[jeffxxxhardy]

Ray:Hey why are they fighting this isn't even the start of the match yet?

JP:Well I am getting word from Alex Stall that this match will continue as a Pinfall only match

Ray:But does that measn that there are No D...OMG did you see that.

An Instant replay is shown where Jeff stands and turns to face Soundlab...but Soundlab smacks him in the face with the table.Jeff falls to one knee holding his nose thats know bleeding a bit.Soundlab drops the tabl onto the floor and then begins to set its legs up.Before Soundlab can stand the table on its legs Jeff stands and hits him with a hurricanrana sending him back first into a pair of the tables legs.Jeff then stands and lifts Soundlab by the hair Jeff then goes to kick him in the gut but his leg is caught and Soundlab hits him with a headbutt right to his nose causing more blood to escape it.Jeff falls back to one knee and Soundlab then lifts him by the hair.Soundlab goes for a dropkick but Jeff moves out of the way causing Sound to fall flat on his back.Jeff then goes over to the table and sets it standing on its legs.Jeff then lifts Soundlab up and positions him in front of the table bending over in position for an Angel Driver.Jeff then runs against the ropes and runs back at Soundlab he quickly gets in position and wraps his arms around Soundlabs waist he then begins to flip attempting the Angel Driver but Soundlab doesnt go with him but instead Soundlab sends him through the table with a back body drop.Jeff crashes through the middle of the table and lies on the mat not able to stand.

JP:Oh My...Jeff went for an Angel Driver through the table but Soundlab just flicked him off of him through the table...what will happen next

TBC by Soundlab

[soundlab]

SL climbs the turnbuckle and hits an Insanity Drop Jeff twitches lifelessly on the mat as soundlab go's for the cover.

1...2... Jeff kicks out

JP: How the hell did he kick out of that.

Ray: Cause he is one sexy mother WHOOO GO JEFF

Jeff holds his stomach as soundlab looks on in amazement. SL grabs a hand full of Jeff's hair and lifts him to his feet. SL steps through the ropes dragging Jeff with him.

JP: NO will some one stop this sick son of a bitch

Ray: Whats he doing

JP: He's setting him up for a Supersonic all the way to the arena floor.

Ray: But that could really hurt Jeff

JP: No shit Shurlock

Ray: No I'm Ray not Shurlock

SL has Jeff on the apron set up to deliver the Supersonic but at the last second Jeff manages to reverse it into a DDT driving soundlabs head into the arena floor. Both men lay on the floor twitching

[jeffxxxhardy]

JP:What a counter by Jeff If that would have hit this would have been over for sure.

Ray stays quiet and Jeff begins to stand up but falls back to the floor in exhaustion.Soundlab then gets to his feet and begins to look under the ring...he pulls out a 15 foot ladder and two steel chairs. Soundlab then makes his 15 foot long steel table that he made when he faced Jeff's partner Lil Rey Ray.

JP:Whats with this crazy clown and his ladder table thing?

Ray:Well obviously he likes them long JP

JP:God dammit Ray this is a family show there are children that watch this...besides he will never be interested in anyone like you I mean just remember who he comes out with every week hmm

Soundlab has just lay Jeff on the ladder and he jumps up also He then lifts Jeff to standing position and takes a couple steps back. He then runs at Jeff attempting a clothesline but Jeff catches his arm and lifts Soundlab up dropping him and himself back first onto the makeshift steel table with an Angel Effect. Both men fall to the ground and the Ladder appears to have not moved an inch. Both men stay on the floor Jeff holding his arm and Soundlab squirming around in pain. the camera goes to an instant reply showing how both men hit the ladder.It shows that most of Jeff's body didn't hit the ladder but it shows that is arm hits it awkwardly and that when soundlab hit it the back of his head slammed onto the ladder after his back slammed onto it

JP:OMG both men are on the floor again what will happen next?

Ray:Look JP _______ Just stood up!

TBC by Soundlab