Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 15, 2007 16:21:52 GMT -5
The arena is silent......
The lights flicker out......except for a small blue stagelight sweeping across the audience....then joined by a red light...and more blue and red stagelights. Eventually, the lights settle at the top of the entrance ramp....
"Its five percent luck. Ten percent skill. Fifteen percent concentrated power of will. Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"
As soon as the crowd hear that, they erupt in a chant of "Wreckingball! Wreckingball!"
JP: Does he try and come out here every night....
Ray: I still hate his guts.
The top of the entry ramp erupts in a shower of red and blue sparks as the area around the ring fills with heavy blue smoke.
The Human Wreckingball steps out from behind the curtain of sparks and raises his arms to the crowd...who begin cheering and shouting and laughing....and the sides of the entry ramp and turnbuckle explode into columns of blue and red flames!
The Wreckingball begins to make his way down the sides of the entry ramp, once the flames die down. He is shaking the hands of his fans and signing autographs and posing for photos....
The Human Wreckingball enters the ring and picks up a microphone....
Wreckingball: Yo, whats up GHW? (The crowd cheer). Why, I could say the same thing myself.
JP: Well, he seems to be back to his cheery self.....
Ray: I wonder why.
JP: Maybe the fact that he found his buddy ELD might not be leaving after all? And also he's been invited to one of the most exciting matches in GHW history?
Ray: One of the most sexy matches?
JP: No, that'll be ladies night.
Wreckingball: Well, I'm glad to be here- but I'm out here for a reason. I don't think this match is fair- at all. Now Skorpio and T-Bone are both extremely talented men, but three against two just seems a little unfair.
So I'm out here to even the odds! I'm not gonna abandon my normal tag-team partner and good buddy ELD. I would never do that- but this one, special occasion- I'm more than happy to join Skorpio and T-Bone in this match, just so I get the chance to entertain you once again, my beloved fans! (The crowd go wild!)
JP: He's never done anything like this before....
Ray: I'm too busy thinking about what I'm going to do to him on the stretcher.
Wreckingball: And I'm not done yet! This is going to be one of the best matches in GHW history. Because....THE DAY OF WRECKONING HAS ARRIVED! (The crowd begin shouting and cheering again, but this time on their feet.....)
Heh, calm down.
Now, I got a personal favour to ask of you, T-Bone. I challenged your brother, Skorpio to a submissions only match. When he accepts, will you referee it?
TBC anyone involved
The lights flicker out......except for a small blue stagelight sweeping across the audience....then joined by a red light...and more blue and red stagelights. Eventually, the lights settle at the top of the entrance ramp....
"Its five percent luck. Ten percent skill. Fifteen percent concentrated power of will. Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"
As soon as the crowd hear that, they erupt in a chant of "Wreckingball! Wreckingball!"
JP: Does he try and come out here every night....
Ray: I still hate his guts.
The top of the entry ramp erupts in a shower of red and blue sparks as the area around the ring fills with heavy blue smoke.
The Human Wreckingball steps out from behind the curtain of sparks and raises his arms to the crowd...who begin cheering and shouting and laughing....and the sides of the entry ramp and turnbuckle explode into columns of blue and red flames!
The Wreckingball begins to make his way down the sides of the entry ramp, once the flames die down. He is shaking the hands of his fans and signing autographs and posing for photos....
The Human Wreckingball enters the ring and picks up a microphone....
Wreckingball: Yo, whats up GHW? (The crowd cheer). Why, I could say the same thing myself.
JP: Well, he seems to be back to his cheery self.....
Ray: I wonder why.
JP: Maybe the fact that he found his buddy ELD might not be leaving after all? And also he's been invited to one of the most exciting matches in GHW history?
Ray: One of the most sexy matches?
JP: No, that'll be ladies night.
Wreckingball: Well, I'm glad to be here- but I'm out here for a reason. I don't think this match is fair- at all. Now Skorpio and T-Bone are both extremely talented men, but three against two just seems a little unfair.
So I'm out here to even the odds! I'm not gonna abandon my normal tag-team partner and good buddy ELD. I would never do that- but this one, special occasion- I'm more than happy to join Skorpio and T-Bone in this match, just so I get the chance to entertain you once again, my beloved fans! (The crowd go wild!)
JP: He's never done anything like this before....
Ray: I'm too busy thinking about what I'm going to do to him on the stretcher.
Wreckingball: And I'm not done yet! This is going to be one of the best matches in GHW history. Because....THE DAY OF WRECKONING HAS ARRIVED! (The crowd begin shouting and cheering again, but this time on their feet.....)
Heh, calm down.
Now, I got a personal favour to ask of you, T-Bone. I challenged your brother, Skorpio to a submissions only match. When he accepts, will you referee it?
TBC anyone involved