Hyperion vs Rhaps

[Hyperion]

200 Lightbulb Flaming Barbed Wire Hell in a Cell Match

JP: [green]Well up next we have a completely crazy idea, these two Fighty fighty persons want to kill each other.[/green]

Ray: [purple]It is going to be awesome JP, stop moaning.[/purple]

JP: [green]This is not wrestling its madness.[/green]

The whole arena goes dark except for a spotlight pointing high above the ring it highlights a massive array of cages above the arena. One of the cells starts to slowly lower as Bad Boys by Inner Circle comes over the PA system and fireworks shoot up from the top of the ramp.

Lizzie: [pink]The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a 200 Lightbulb Flaming Barbed Wire Hell in a Cell Match. Making his way to the ring all the way from East Rutherford, New Jersey and weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds, HYPERION.[/pink]

As the cage gets lower Hyperion is seen to be holding onto the side of the cage as it is lowered. Hyperion jumps off when the cage is at chest height and climbs under it. The cage stops with enough room for Rhaps to climb in under it. Hyperion in the meantime climbs into the ring and starts to inspect the lightbulbs sitting on the table in the middle of the ring.

TBC Rhaps

[Rhaps]

Mothership by Enter Shikari blasts through the speakers and the crowd cheer in response. Rhaps appears at the top of the entrance way and he is encased by a ring of fire as the pyrotechnics are released.

JP: Well, Rhaps makes a new entrance each time and this one is very reminiscent of the match to come. Who the hell thinks of such a thing.

Ray: Someone who is incredibly sexy and hardcore. That's both Rhaps and Hyperion and now I'm struggling to decide which one I like more.

Lizzie: And introducing his opponent, from Canterbury England and weighing in at 205 lbs. He is a member of the New Era, Rhaps.

As Rhaps marches grimly towards the cell he looks at the 200 light bulbs assembled around the ring and the torches that will be used to light the entire cage in a sheath of flame. He climbs underneath the cell and looks at Hyperion with a look of hate. The cage is lowered and the bell rings to signal the start of the match.

TBCB Hyperion.

[Hyperion]

As the bell rings Hyperion picks up a lightbulb and throws it at Rhaps who manages to duck out of the way. Hyperion runs at Rhaps looking for a clothesline, but just as he gets within range Rhaps grabs him and whips him straight into the cage. Hyperion steps off the side of the cage and looks down at the scratches on his chest and his grin widens.

JP: [green]I don't think Rhaps realises how much of a sadistic b4stard Hyperion really is.[/green]

Ray: [purple]I know JP, whatever Rhaps throws at Hyperion he will just grin and keep coming.[/purple]

Hyperion starts to stride towards Rhaps again, this time Rhaps jumps up quickly and drop kicks Hyperion on the chin, Hyperion falls backwards and lands on the mat with a thud. Rhaps moves in quickly and flips over smashing his back into Hyperion's stomach. Rhaps then gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, right up to the top rope. Rhaps lifts his hands in the air and the crowd cheer, but as he revs up the crowd Hyperion has got to his feet. When Rhaps turns back to the ring he sees Hyperion standing there with a grin on his face and jumps straight away. He goes for a horizontal body press, but Hyperion is ready for him and catches him midflight. Hyperion spins round a couple of times holding Rhaps in his arms, then he flips Rhaps head over his shoulder and runs at the cage, when he is stopped by the ring ropes he throws Rhaps into the cage. Rhaps falls badly and ends up lying on the apron right beside the edge of the cage. Hyperion walks over to the corner with a couple of trash cans sitting in it. He picks the cans up and tips them out one at a time and a huge array of weapons fall on the ground.

Ray: [purple]Oh look at the muscles flex as he picks up those cans.[/purple]

JP: [green]Thats enough Ray, Rhaps is in trouble now, never let Hyperion loose with a weapon.[/green]

Rhaps gets to his feet feeling a bit groggy, Hyperion looks back over his shoulder and sees that Rhaps is unsteady on his feet so he goes back to the weapons. Hyperion picks up a set of bolt cutters.

JP: [green]Even Hyperion can't be sadastic enough to use those on his opponent.[/green]

Ray: [purple]Oh that will really show his bad side.[/purple]

Hyperion walks over to Rhaps and smacks him over the back with the bolt cutters. Then he turns around and walks towards the wall of the cage. Once there he starts cutting away parts of the cage.

JP: [green]Oh Hyperion is thinking, he knows that to win he must climb the outside of the cage and put his opponent through the top of the cage an into that table covered in lightbulbs.[/green]

TBC Rhaps

[Rhaps]

Hyperion busies himself with cutting sections of the cage wall out while Rhaps looks up at him in confusion. Suddenly, Rhaps comes to his sense and he kicks Hyperion, low blowing himand causing him to crumple to the mat. He grabs hold of the bolt cutters that Hyperion is still holding and wrecnhes it out of his grip before smiling menacingly.

Rhaps raises the cutters over his head and brings it down, the metal edge smashing in Hyperion's forehead, drawing blood with the impact. Hyperion sways dangerously and he catches the top rope, amazingly being able to maintain a vertical standing. Rhaps swings the cutters again, the metal crashing into his neck. The momentum from the shot blasts Hyperion over the top rope, thudding against the steel of the cell.

Rhaps discards the cutters and grabs the top rope. He easily jumps over it and nails Hyperion with a flying cross body. Both men spill onto the concrete and neither move for several seconds. Evenutally they begin to stir as Rhaps manages to make it to his feet first.

JP: This is a back and forth match at the moment Ray. The brutality that this match promises hasn't been seen yet.

Ray: But they're only getting warmed up. I'm sure this is going to be the most hardcore match at Nexus.

JP: And there's a lot of animosity between these two Fighty fighty persons. I'm sure they're not going to be satisfied with just planting their opponent through the top of the cell into that table of light bulbs.

Ray: We can only hope.

Rhaps leans against the apron and waits for his opponent to get to his feet. Hyperion struggles and as he is leant over Rhaps begins pummeling his back. He only gets three shots in before Hyperion grabs hold of Rhaps' neck and he rams him into the steel if the cell. Rhaps' head smashes smashes through one of the holes that Hyperion made, the blunted ends grazing against his flesh, causing fresh wounds to open up.

Rhaps struggles to free his head from the cell while his opponent looks on in glee. He chuckles to himself before retrieving the bolt cutters from the ring. He swings it a few times, causing the sharp edge to clash with flesh, biting in with every hit. Hyperion suddenly gets an idea and he heads to the trash can full of weapons. He pulls out a coil of barbed wire before cutting off a healthy section. He uncoils before wrapping it around Rhaps.

JP: What the hell is Hyperion doing? My God! If that barbed wire has been dipped in kerosene as well then Rhaps is going to be killed.

Ray: I think it has been JP. Look, Hyperion has gone back for some matches.

Hyperion strikes one of the matches, the spark bursting into ominous flame. he holds it momentarily before dropping it onto the barbed wire. It doesn't react immediately but soon the barbed wire is lit and Rhaps starts screaming in pain. Luckily Hyperion left the bolt cutters on the ground and so Rhaps struggles to retrieve them. He uses his foot to draw them closer before manouevering it to his hand. When Rhaps has accomplished this he snatches it up before cutting himself free from the barbed wire and cell.

Hyperion shakes his head in disgust as Rhaps rests on his hands and knees. He picks Rhaps up before shaking his head at him in a manner almost mirroring regret. He grabs hold of his arm and Irish Whips him into the door of the cell. The door shakes violently, the hinges snapping under the pressure of the impact, catapaulting Rhaps to the outside. He lays in a bloodied heap, not moving for a long time.

JP: I think this match is over. Rhaps is unresponsive, which leaves Hyperion with the interesting problem of dragging Rhaps up the seventeen foot cell and dropping him back into the ring.

Ray: This is really disappointing. I wanted to see two men tear each other apart, not this one sided match.

Hyperion steps through the wreckage of the door and stands by Rhaps' head before picking him up bodily by the neck. He drags his opponent to his knees, taking his time to try to think of his next move. Rhaps finds a burst of strength, pushing against Hyperion solidly. Hyperion trips but maintains his balance. He turns to look at how close he is to the barricade and the light bulbs staked against it. He looks back just as Rhaps charges at him. Rhaps hits a huge spear, sending both Fighty fighty persons smashing through a stack of light bulbs and clashing into the barricade behind.

JP: What a spear! Rhaps must have taken out at least ten light bulbs with that move.

Ray: Don't worry JP, there's another 190 left.

TBCB Hyperion.

[Hyperion]

JP: [green]Well following that stunning reversal of fortune it seems the assistants have decided it is time to light the cage on fire.[/green]

Ray: [purple]But there is no need for them on this side, the cage is already alight following Hyperion's efforts.[/purple]

Hyperion pushes Rhaps off him and steps off the barricade, blood streams down his back from the cuts that seem to be covered in glass from the lightbulbs. Hyperion looks and sees the cage on fire, he grabs Rhaps and irish whips him straight into the announcer's table. Hyperion then steps backwards and sears the cuts on his back closed using the flaming cage.

Ray: [purple]What a man![/purple]

JP: [green]What an animal![/green]

Rhaps is buckled over the edge of the announcers table. Hyperion looks at him then turns back to the cage and starts to climb up to the top. Rhaps groans and starts to stand up, he is still groggy but he comes around enough to notice Hyperion climbing the cage. Hyperion gets to the top of the cage and stands on the edge looking down at Rhaps. Hyperion looks to be lining up for a jump, Rhaps finally stands up straight, but then he looks up and sees Hyperion about to jump. Rhaps turns around and grabs a chair sitting at the side of the announcers table and looks up at Hyperion with an evil grin on his face. Hyperion looks down with a seeming look of indifference on his face and he jumps. Hyperion has no skill in the air and just falls like a brick towards Rhaps who steps aside and gets ready to hit Hyperion with the chair. Hyperion being a big guy still lands on Rhaps, smashing the chair right into Rhaps skull which then bounces off the announcers table as Hyperion falls straight through it. JP and Ray jump up to get out of they way as both the superstars fall flat on the floor. Hyperion is stirring slightly, but Rhaps looks to be out for the count, luckily for Hyperion the chair only hit his knee.

JP: [green]Well Ray carnage everywhere, this is chaotic. I have to say this match is a great lead in to the NeXus match later tonight, and both these Fighty fighty persons are in it.[/green]

Ray: [purple]I don't know if they will make it following this match. I don't know if either of them will even be getting up after this.[/purple]

Hyperion struggles to one knee, but his other leg appears to be lying limp at his side. Rhaps has finally started to stir, but it looks like he has no idea where he is at all. Hyperion stands up, but falls back down to his knee again as his left leg is not able to hold his weight. Rhaps begins shaking his head as if in the middle of a bad dream, Hyperion gets to his feet this time leaning against to barrier to help himself stand upright. Hyperion limps to the hole in the cell which he climbs through, the flames slightly searing his shoulders as he passes through. He struggles, but eventually pulls himself into the ring and over to the trash can, where he picks up a crutch and makes his way back to his feet. Rhaps by this stage has sat up, but is still looking quite dizzy.

JP: [green]There is no way Hyperion is going to be able to climb the cage following that injury to his leg. I think, even though he is not really there, Rhaps now has the upper hand.[/green]

Ray: [purple]Hyperion doesn't even feel the pain. How can these two destroy such beautiful bodies though.[/purple]

Hyperion using the crutch for support searches through the weapons some more, while on the outside of the ring Rhaps struggles to his feet. Hyperion eventually pulls out a piece of four by two and holds it up in the air. Rhaps gets his balance back and the crowd starts cheering, New Era chants echo around the arena as Rhaps heads back towards the cage. Hyperion moves back to the opposite side of the ring holding his crutch in one hand and the piece of 4x2 in the other. Rhaps climbs into the ring and charges straight at him, Hyperion swings the 4x2 at Rhaps head, but is just too slow and Rhaps spears him backwards into the ring ropes. Hyperion manages to stay on his feet, but Rhaps grabs the 4x2 and Hyperion's crutch and pulls them away. Hyperion falls to the ground following a kick to his knee, Rhaps then lifts the crutch above his head and just starts smashing it into Hyperion's knee. After about a dozen hits Rhaps stops and grabs Hyperion's foot and turns Hyperion over onto his stomach before beginning to twist his knee. Hyperion starts to grimace.

JP: [green]I think Hyperion is feeling the pain now Ray.[/green]

TBC Rhaps.

[Rhaps]

Rhaps continues to wrench at Hyperion's knee, causing him to stiffen in pain. He begins to fight against the submission hold, turning his body against the angle of pressure. Rhaps manages to keep the hold locked in while Hyperion gasps in pain and determination. He gets his leg in the appropriate angle and he kicks upwards, delivering a low blow. Rhaps' grip loosens but doesn't break entirely. Hyperion places his foot on Rhaps' lower back and he kicks solidly, causing Rhaps to spill forwards onto the ring ropes thus breaking the hold.

JP: I wouldn't have believed that Hyperion could power his way out of that submission manouever but he's proven me wrong. What a counter there.

Ray: And Rhaps had better watch out. Hyperions got the crutch in hand and I think he's ready to get some measure of revenge.

Rhaps grips the top rope and powers himself to his feet. Hyperion stands behind him with the crutch, waiting for his opponent to turn. Suddenly, Hyperion unleashes with this fresh onslaught, the crutch smashing into Rhaps' forehead, driving him painfully to the mat. Hyperion unleashes blow after blow with the crutch, creating huge gashes and red marks down Rhaps' chest and stomach.

Hyperion begins to tire from constantly swinging the crutch so he stops and leans against it to catch his breath. Rhaps sees this and decidea to act. He kicks at Hyperion's damaged knee, causing it to buckle. Hyperion falls forwards, his neck crashing on the crutch he was leaning on. Rhaps gets to his feet and he has the crutch in hand, ready to deliver yet another shot in the exchange of crutch shots that had just happened. Hyperion sits up and as he does so he is met with the crutch, slamming into the side of his head, planting him back on the mat.

JP: The match seems to have centred around the use of that crutch. It seems odd that something that was designed to help with mobility should be used to cripple somebody.

Ray: That's why I love this business. Ah, the sweet, sexy irony of it all.

Rhaps steps through the ropes and leans against the ring apron. As he is resting he sees the fallen cell door and he suddenly gets an idea. He heads over to it and picks it up before dragging it back to the ring. Rhaps places it on the apron and follows it up by walking up the ring steps. By this time Hyperion is up but he has his back to the ring ropes. Rhaps manages to lift the door over the ropes and he brings it crashing down onto Hyperion's back. He falls to the canvas in pain and rolls onto his back.

JP: That's it. It would be endgame if pinfalls were allowed but unfortunately for Rhaps, he's got to move the dead weight of Hyperion up to the top of the cell to drop him through the top of it. Good luck with accomplishing that one.

Ray: I'll help. That means I get to...

JP: Stop right there. I really don't want to know.

Rhaps places the steel mesh door across Hyperion and begins to climb up the turnbuckle. On reaching the top he stands atop it precariously, targeting his opponent in the ring. He flies off the turnbuckle with a swanton bomb. Hyperion however manages to kick the door up, smashing it against Rhaps in the middle of the move. However because of Rhaps' momentum the door is driven back downwards, with the weight of both Rhaps and the door smashing into Hyperion. Both men reel on the canvas and neither moves.

JP: Hyperion managed to get a hit on Rhaps through the cell door but he still got hit with it, though not entirely. It looks like both have been knocked out from that attack.

TBCB Hyperion.