Post by Xantaxm on Feb 27, 2008 0:48:48 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (2/25/08): Mystery Madness Monday
LIEUTENANT
1. Mystery Madness
Harold the Pretzel Man vs. Aiden Gore (Table-docs)
Winner: Aiden Gore
Notes: Harry got a big win yesterday that ridded GHW of Saton for good. For that, I will not insult him in his match tonight against Aiden Gore. Let the madness begin.
2. Mystery Madness
King of Awesome vs. Ultimate Gene (Table-docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene by default
Notes: Ultimate Gene picked King of Awesome in a first round tables match. Is Bozo the Clown going to be the referee too?
3. Mystery Madness
Justin Swanson vs. RJ Wild (Cage-docs)
Winner: RJ Wild by default
Notes: RJ Wild will be sans his tag team partner this month, but he better focus on his singles career or he might not get past his first obstacle in Mystery Madness.
CAPTAIN
1. Mystery Madness
Chad J0hns0n vs. The Immortal Mortal (LMS-docs)
Winner: Chad J0hns0n
Notes: Chad and TIM are two of the Captain Divisions biggest upcoming stars and now one of them will be watching on the sidelines the rest of the month after this match is over.
2. Mystery Madness
TC Carroll vs. The Stiff Neck (Table-docs)
Winner: TC Carroll
Notes: I have a Stiff Neck, and a pain in the neck from dealing with Zantazm lately. I hope TC gets rid of the Stiff Neck tonight.
3. Mystery Madness
Duece vs. Psycho Savage (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: One superstar in this match is a psycho and a savage. Isn't that like saying he's a beginner and a noob? Duece better take care of this match or I have no respect for him.
4. Mystery Madness
Typhoon vs. Xx S1CKEM xX (Single-docs)
Winner: Xx S1CKEM xX
Notes: Oh yes, what's a GHW card without a natural disaster in it? A sick card, that's what.
5. Mystery Madness
HaydenHardkore vs. Dyna Mike Duncan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: The dust will be sprinkled all over the ring when a man in an oversized diaper gets in and faces one of only men who have earned my respect in GHW, Mr. Duncan. Set up the ladder, DMD, and finish this one fast.
COLONEL
1. Mystery Madness
Malcriado Beast vs. HawkEye (LMS-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye was last month's goat, and he could end up this month's goat again if MB has anything to do with it. This LMS match is going to be fun.
2. Mystery Madness
Carlito Kool vs. Slim Shady (Table-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Carlito Kool almost escaped my Death Sentence last month, but he fell just like most of the rest of the Colonels. Can he get past Slim to have another solid month?
3. Mystery Madness
bigguns88 vs. Untamed Beast (Single-docs)
Winner: bigguns88
Notes: Bigguns is going to be stepped on like a bug after the Untamed Beast is let loose on him.
4. Mystery Madness
Luther vs. Terremoto (Table-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: The largest man who should not be wearing tights faces Luther in a table match tonight. Terremoto leaves the mystery out of his body shape when he gets into his ring attire.
GENERAL
1. Mystery Madness
The Overtaker vs. Lt. Commander Worf (Cage-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Tai O'Neil fights in a cage against The Overtaker, and then GHW will go to commercial break. Shouldn't GHW go to break during the match?
2. Mystery Madness
Raju_the_Bomber vs. Rock II (Single-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Raju lost his Colonel belt, but he's entering a new arena of action called the General Division. He'll get his first taste against Rock II.
3. Mystery Madness
y2000j vs. Luke Kinkade (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade
Notes: Luke Kinkade gets a chance to make a name for himself and it starts with a nice little LMS against y2000j.
TAG TEAM
1. Mystery Madness (Hardcore Tag)
The Beginning of Enlightenment vs. Allaryian Warriors (1-1-1)
Winner: The Beginning of Enlightenment
Notes: The two most difficult tag team names in GHW fight in a hardcore tag team mystery madness match tonight.
2. Mystery Madness (Tornado Tag)
Collateral Damage vs. Killer Maniacs (docs)
Winner: Collateral Damage by default
Notes: A tornado is coming through and it will capture Collateral Damage and Killer Maniacs. All competitors will be legal in the ring at the same time, and each person on a team must be eliminated for the other to win.
3. Mystery Madness
85th Vertical vs. Wild Closet (docs)
Winner: Wild Closet
Notes: 85th Vertical got a dose of reality last month, and they will continue getting those doses until they get back on the right track that made them good in the first place.
4. Mystery Madness
Blood Brothers vs. Untamed Dreams (docs)
Winner: Untamed Dreams by default
Notes: Some dreams may be shattered tonight and some blood might be spilt, but it neither will bother me one bit.
5. Mystery Madness (Tornado Tag)
Natural Disasters vs. Power Junkys (docs)
Winner: Natural Disasters by default
Notes: Natural Disasters take on Power Junkys to end out the tag action of the night. I'll already be in my limo going back to the hotel.
LIEUTENANT
1. Mystery Madness
Harold the Pretzel Man vs. Aiden Gore (Table-docs)
Winner: Aiden Gore
Notes: Harry got a big win yesterday that ridded GHW of Saton for good. For that, I will not insult him in his match tonight against Aiden Gore. Let the madness begin.
2. Mystery Madness
King of Awesome vs. Ultimate Gene (Table-docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene by default
Notes: Ultimate Gene picked King of Awesome in a first round tables match. Is Bozo the Clown going to be the referee too?
3. Mystery Madness
Justin Swanson vs. RJ Wild (Cage-docs)
Winner: RJ Wild by default
Notes: RJ Wild will be sans his tag team partner this month, but he better focus on his singles career or he might not get past his first obstacle in Mystery Madness.
CAPTAIN
1. Mystery Madness
Chad J0hns0n vs. The Immortal Mortal (LMS-docs)
Winner: Chad J0hns0n
Notes: Chad and TIM are two of the Captain Divisions biggest upcoming stars and now one of them will be watching on the sidelines the rest of the month after this match is over.
2. Mystery Madness
TC Carroll vs. The Stiff Neck (Table-docs)
Winner: TC Carroll
Notes: I have a Stiff Neck, and a pain in the neck from dealing with Zantazm lately. I hope TC gets rid of the Stiff Neck tonight.
3. Mystery Madness
Duece vs. Psycho Savage (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: One superstar in this match is a psycho and a savage. Isn't that like saying he's a beginner and a noob? Duece better take care of this match or I have no respect for him.
4. Mystery Madness
Typhoon vs. Xx S1CKEM xX (Single-docs)
Winner: Xx S1CKEM xX
Notes: Oh yes, what's a GHW card without a natural disaster in it? A sick card, that's what.
5. Mystery Madness
HaydenHardkore vs. Dyna Mike Duncan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: The dust will be sprinkled all over the ring when a man in an oversized diaper gets in and faces one of only men who have earned my respect in GHW, Mr. Duncan. Set up the ladder, DMD, and finish this one fast.
COLONEL
1. Mystery Madness
Malcriado Beast vs. HawkEye (LMS-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye was last month's goat, and he could end up this month's goat again if MB has anything to do with it. This LMS match is going to be fun.
2. Mystery Madness
Carlito Kool vs. Slim Shady (Table-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Carlito Kool almost escaped my Death Sentence last month, but he fell just like most of the rest of the Colonels. Can he get past Slim to have another solid month?
3. Mystery Madness
bigguns88 vs. Untamed Beast (Single-docs)
Winner: bigguns88
Notes: Bigguns is going to be stepped on like a bug after the Untamed Beast is let loose on him.
4. Mystery Madness
Luther vs. Terremoto (Table-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: The largest man who should not be wearing tights faces Luther in a table match tonight. Terremoto leaves the mystery out of his body shape when he gets into his ring attire.
GENERAL
1. Mystery Madness
The Overtaker vs. Lt. Commander Worf (Cage-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Tai O'Neil fights in a cage against The Overtaker, and then GHW will go to commercial break. Shouldn't GHW go to break during the match?
2. Mystery Madness
Raju_the_Bomber vs. Rock II (Single-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Raju lost his Colonel belt, but he's entering a new arena of action called the General Division. He'll get his first taste against Rock II.
3. Mystery Madness
y2000j vs. Luke Kinkade (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade
Notes: Luke Kinkade gets a chance to make a name for himself and it starts with a nice little LMS against y2000j.
TAG TEAM
1. Mystery Madness (Hardcore Tag)
The Beginning of Enlightenment vs. Allaryian Warriors (1-1-1)
Winner: The Beginning of Enlightenment
Notes: The two most difficult tag team names in GHW fight in a hardcore tag team mystery madness match tonight.
2. Mystery Madness (Tornado Tag)
Collateral Damage vs. Killer Maniacs (docs)
Winner: Collateral Damage by default
Notes: A tornado is coming through and it will capture Collateral Damage and Killer Maniacs. All competitors will be legal in the ring at the same time, and each person on a team must be eliminated for the other to win.
3. Mystery Madness
85th Vertical vs. Wild Closet (docs)
Winner: Wild Closet
Notes: 85th Vertical got a dose of reality last month, and they will continue getting those doses until they get back on the right track that made them good in the first place.
4. Mystery Madness
Blood Brothers vs. Untamed Dreams (docs)
Winner: Untamed Dreams by default
Notes: Some dreams may be shattered tonight and some blood might be spilt, but it neither will bother me one bit.
5. Mystery Madness (Tornado Tag)
Natural Disasters vs. Power Junkys (docs)
Winner: Natural Disasters by default
Notes: Natural Disasters take on Power Junkys to end out the tag action of the night. I'll already be in my limo going back to the hotel.
