Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jan 31, 2007 9:16:04 GMT -5
*Scene cuts in. Human Wreckingball is standing in the middle of the ring, with a microphone and a bass guitar...There are other guitars and a drum kit in the ring too.*
Human Wreckingball: Traditionally, Fighty fighty persons are not noted for their...well...musical prowess. I mean, Alex Stall and Blue Fire are pretty good musicians and all, but for every Alex Stall or Blue Fire out there, there's a John Cena, or Justin Michael. I mean, Justin Michaels record was so bad it never even made it to the stores- and as for John Cena....the less said about "The Time is Now", the better. Sadly, its that sort of bad rap (The crowd interrupt with laughter)....its that sort of thing that gives all of the other aspiring musicians a bad name.
The good news is, that I'm going to try and change that. The very good news is.....I'm going to release my band's music for free, using the Internet. The excellent news.....the rest of the band are in the back somewhere, and they're just waiting to put on the show of a lifetime! So without further ado. I'm proud to present the one, the only.......Cosmogeddon!
*Three other guys come out of the back, they are all quite crusty looking, with beards and dreadlocks and wearing fairly battered clothes. They make their way down, shaking hands with the people on the sides of the entrance, and get into the ring and set up their equipment...*
Wreckingball: I know that there isn't much time left, but theres still enough time to play one song- so I would like to present "The Final Days"......Lets go! (The band explode into a fast, space metal/ groove/ jam band hybrid. Not unlike Liquid Tension and Hawkwind.)
(After about 12 minutes, the band come to an abrupt stop in the song)
Wreckingball: Thats all we have time for- its so hard getting advertising time for something thats free. Still you can download all of our music at www.cosmogeddon.net. Thankyou for listening.
(Commercial cuts)
OOC: Dont bother clicking the link, it doesnt work. Its fictional and doesnt lead to a site.....
Human Wreckingball: Traditionally, Fighty fighty persons are not noted for their...well...musical prowess. I mean, Alex Stall and Blue Fire are pretty good musicians and all, but for every Alex Stall or Blue Fire out there, there's a John Cena, or Justin Michael. I mean, Justin Michaels record was so bad it never even made it to the stores- and as for John Cena....the less said about "The Time is Now", the better. Sadly, its that sort of bad rap (The crowd interrupt with laughter)....its that sort of thing that gives all of the other aspiring musicians a bad name.
The good news is, that I'm going to try and change that. The very good news is.....I'm going to release my band's music for free, using the Internet. The excellent news.....the rest of the band are in the back somewhere, and they're just waiting to put on the show of a lifetime! So without further ado. I'm proud to present the one, the only.......Cosmogeddon!
*Three other guys come out of the back, they are all quite crusty looking, with beards and dreadlocks and wearing fairly battered clothes. They make their way down, shaking hands with the people on the sides of the entrance, and get into the ring and set up their equipment...*
Wreckingball: I know that there isn't much time left, but theres still enough time to play one song- so I would like to present "The Final Days"......Lets go! (The band explode into a fast, space metal/ groove/ jam band hybrid. Not unlike Liquid Tension and Hawkwind.)
(After about 12 minutes, the band come to an abrupt stop in the song)
Wreckingball: Thats all we have time for- its so hard getting advertising time for something thats free. Still you can download all of our music at www.cosmogeddon.net. Thankyou for listening.
(Commercial cuts)
OOC: Dont bother clicking the link, it doesnt work. Its fictional and doesnt lead to a site.....
