Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 23, 2007 23:08:47 GMT -5
JP: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Redemption! We have one hell of a show in store for you tonight!
Ray: And the main event is a nightmare for me, all those lovely GHW superstars getting mangled and mutilated. It makes me sick just thinking about it...
JP: And we have a nasty battle to start things off!
Ray: That's right. 2 former Charging glory champions in a glass tables match.
LM: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Redemption!
Crowd: GHW chant.
The Lights go out. Reddish smoke billows from under the ring and along the entrance ramp. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loudspeakers. But strangely enough, there is no sign of Gnarfflinger the Butcher...
Ray: Maybe that ugly troll is not so dumb after all...
JP: We're just getting word that there is a disturbance back stage...
The Cameras cut to the back stage area. Gnarfflinger is on his hands and knees with Skull working him over with a kendo stick near the entrance ramp. As the Kendo Stick splinters, Skull grabs a steel pipe, but catches a hockey stick from the Butcher in the twins, doubling him over. AS the Butcher regains his feet, he crashed the Hockey stick across the back of Skull. Gnarfflinger drives the butt end of the stick hard between the shoulder blades of Skull. Skull winces in pain as the Butcher mounts the back of his opponent and uses the stick to choke Skull...
JP: These two couldn't wait to get to the ring to start the action!
Ray: And think of what they will do to each other before this one is done!
Gnarfflinger pushes down on Skull's lower back, forcing him lower and wrenches back on the hockey stick with Skull now in a camel clutch position. Gnarfflinger continues to pull back on the stick, digging it into Skull's windpipe. Skull starts to cough and splutter as each breath inhales less and less oxygen. Just at the point where Skull is about to pass out, four hooded figure swarm into the area and put the boots to Gnarfflinger, forcing him to break the hold.
Ray: Oh, no! Who are those people?
JP: They're Skull's goons of course. Gnarfflinger should've known he would have backup. Skull is one sneaky son of a gun.
Ray: And strangely arousing also.
Free of the choke, Skull rolls out of the way to safety as the goons continue to beat down on Gnarfflinger. Skull watches on breathing heavily as he tries to catch his breath, a red mark now visible on his throat. As the goons pick Gnarfflinger up, Skull is still on the ground, feeling his neck but he manages to point towards the curtain. The goons nod, showing they understand and force Gnarfflinger through the curtain and down the entrance ramp.
Ray: Wow. That choke from Gnarfflinger really took it out of Skull. It's lucky his goons were around. Not that I condone it, but it's just lucky they were around.
JP: Those heathens are no match for Gnarfflinger but they have strength in numbers. And those punches would hurt a lot less if their fists weren't wrapped in chains!
Skull finally catches his breath and follows the goons through the curtain and out onto the entrance ramp but rather slowly and without his usual cocky attitude. The goons send Gnarfflinger backing down the ramp with a series of punches while Skull trails along behind in an absent minded daze. As they continue to fight down the ramp, one of goons gets lucky with a hard right hook that catches Gnarfflinger squarely in the jaw. Unfortunately for the goon, this causes The Butcher to snap and take the goon off of his feet and out of the match with a brutal head-butt. The goons pause for a second, unsure what to do and get no response from Skull who doesn't seem to have noticed. Two of the remaining goons decide to charge at Gnarfflinger but they they are quickly taken down with a double clothesline.
JP: That's like being hit by two brick walls.
The last goon, who picked up the hockey stick after Gnarfflinger dropped it, decides to swing the stick at him but Gnarfflinger simply catches it in one hand and uses the other hand to push the goon off while still holding onto the hockey stick. the goon, now disarmed, charges at Gnarfflinger again but The Butcher swing the stick at his shins, causing the goon to fly through the air and land face first on the ramp, skidding down it slightly.
JP: Someone call a dentist.
Ray: Poor goon.
At this point, Skull realizes that all his men have been taken out and snaps back to his senses. He runs down the ramp to face Gnarfflinger but as he gets withing striking range, The Butcher lifts him up and throws him over his back. Skull rotates 450o in the air and lands flat on his stomach at the bottom of the ramp, winding himself.
Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 25, 2007 0:35:34 GMT -5
OOC: You have four goons now? That explains why you can't circumcise them--there's no end to them pr*cks...
Gnarfflinger grabs one of the downed goons, gorilla presses him then drops him head first on the downed Skull. He grabs the second goon, does the same thing. He tries it a third time, but Skull has retrieved a chain, wrapped it around his fist and plowed the Butcher one right in the nuts! Gnarfflinger drops the goon face first to the steel ramp and doubles over. Skull regains his feet and DDT's the Butcher on the steel ramp. Skull then drags the Butcher to the ring, rolls him under the bottom rope then climbs to the apron. As the Butcher rolls to his hands and knees, Skull slingshots himself into the ring and leg drops the Butcher across the back of the head.
JP: Gnarfflinger is in more trouble than OJ Simpson in a Vegas Hotel room!
Ray: I wonder if OJ's interviewing for cellmates...
JP: I did not need to hear that...
Skull's goons start to rouse, and start digging weapons out from under the ring to send to their master in the ring. Skull grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and starts to work over the Butcher. Gnarfflinger is now bleeding steadily from the forehead. Skull then finds the Butcher's frying pan, clobbers him to the back of the head. Skull then finds a stop sign, rears back, but gets tackled as the Butcher regains his senses. Gnarfflinger takes Skull down and rains right hands into Skull's head. Gnarfflinger spots one of Skull's goons removing the corner padding from one of the ring posts. He charges over to the corner to swipe at the goon who drops to the floor with the pad in hand. Skull sees the opening, charges to splash the Butcher, but Gnarfflinger dodges the attack and Skull hits the unforgiving steel! His face bounces off the ring post and his chest strikes the steel corners of the ropes. As Skull recoils from the blown move, the Butcher hits a German suplex, then a second, and a third one! Skull seems to be limp as a rag doll as the Butcher picks him up and throws him over the top rope and down to the floor. Skull bounces off the announcer's table. he staggers back, looks up and sees the Butcher on the top rope and leaping off, connecting with a bionic elbow to the head of Skull, now sporting a crimson mask of his own...
Gnarfflinger is the first to his feet and finds a steel chair while wastes valuable time wiping blood of his face. When Skull finally gets up, Gnarfflinger is waiting for him with the chair held high above his head. The butcher brings the chair down hard but Skull thinks quick and dives forward, rolling out of the way. Skull misses being hit by a millimeter as Gnarfflinger smashes the chair into the mat catching nothing. Gnarfflinger turns around and raises the chair to hit Skull again but this time he is ready and kicks Gnarfflinger in the gut when he is at his most vulnerable point with the chair above his head. The kick forces the butcher to double over but to Skull's disappointment he doesn't let go of the chair. Feeling frustrated, Skull tries to pull the chair off of Gnarfflinger but he is match for him in strength and ends up being pushed half way across the ring. The crowd get behind Gnarfflinger, chanting his name and holding up supportive signs. The celebration doesn't last long though as Skull comes running back at Gnarfflinger and jumps at him, flipping in mid air. At the point of the flip where his is upside down, Skull stretches his leg out and kicks the chair into Gnarfflinger's face.
Devin: Well that put an end to the butcher's dominance. A modified spinning wheel kick, kicking the chair into his opponents face. Darrell: Sort of like a rolling wheel kick in mid air. That's what i like about Skull. He could do the moves the way everyone else does them but instead he makes them his own.
Skull signals to one of the goons who throws him a chain. Skull then walks over to the turnbuckle with the pad removed and rests in it, moaning and pretending to be hurt. Gnarfflinger get up and wipes the blood out of his eyes. He is bleeding even more now after being hit in the face with the chair. He looks around and sees Skull in the turnbuckle, supportively in pain. Taking the bait, Gnarfflinger charges at Skull who slips through the ropes at the last second leaving Gnarfflinger to run into the exposed turnbuckle like Skull did earlier. As Gnarfflinger stumbles backward, climbs the turnbuckle and pulls him back into it. With Gnarfflinger still out of it, Skull manages to put the chain around his neck and pull back using all of his strength and lifts Gnarfflinger off of his feet for a few second before dropping him back down.
Darrell: Brutal Hangman's Chokehold there by Skull. Devin: If he manages to wear Gnarfflinger out he can easily put him through the glass table.
Skull see that this tactic is taking almost as much out of him as it is of Gnarfflinger so he throws the chain aside and applies an inverted headlock on Gnarfflinger before throwing himself forward and hitting a diamond dust. The crowd starts to boo Skull but he just ignores him and calls one of his goons over. The goon empties his pocket and gives Skull a keys and some handcuffs. Skull ties one of Gnarfflinger's arms to the bottom rope with the cuff and arrogantly throws the key into the crowd shouting something about Ebay.
This isn't needed. Gnarfflinger can't defend himself. This isn't a match anymore it's an organized beatdown.
Skull picks up the chair and looks down at Gnarfflinger with a superior, smug smile. He bring the chair down hard but Gnarfflinger avoids it by diving through the ropes. He doesn't get very far, still being cuffed to the ropes and the goons soon swarm him. The first goon comes running round but is immediately taken out with a big boot. A second goon comes running but is met by an elbow to the gut. After taking out the goons, Gnarfflinger asked the crowd for the key and one of the fans throws it to him.
Devin: That kind of fan interaction can only be found at GHW. Darrell: Gnarfflinger has unlocked himself and now he wants revenge.
Gnarfflinger slides back into the ring where Skull is setting up a chair. They meet in the center of the ring for a staredown and Skull is the first to break it by trying to punch Gnarfflinger in the face. Unfortunately for him Gnarfflinger catches his fist then lifts him up above his head.
Darrell: This doesn't look good for Skull.
Gnarfflinger gorilla presses Skull a few times before dropping him down face-first onto the seat of the chair. Skull rolls around holding his face but Gnarfflinger mercilessly picks him up and puts his neck over the top of the chair, pressing down and crushing his windpipe.
Devin: Gnarfflinger working on Skull's neck just like he did earlier on in the match. Darrell: Skull had better find a way out of this. His goons can't help him, they're all knocked out. Devin: I wouldn't be so sure. Skull has an unlimited supply of goons, henchmen and enforcers. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a factory somewhere that keeps him supplied.
Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 27, 2007 0:33:15 GMT -5
Skull seems to be fading under the pressure from the Butcher. Gnarfflinger looks over at the items prepared for later matches and gets a wicked grin on his face...
JP: This can't be good for Skull.
Ray: And where did these two *pointintg at Devin and Darrel* come from. Pay Per Views are our thing...
Devin: I'm the boss, I can do whatever I want.
Darrell: And we're sick of playing second fiddle to you guys. Seriously, how hard can it be to call a Saturday Night Revelation Match? All you have to know is the difference between a trash can and a steel chair. We actually have to know about wrestling holds...
Gnarfflinger throws Skull over the top rope sending him into the thumb tack bath set up for the main event. Gnarfflinger then grabs a light tube and smashes it across the forehead of Skull. As Skull crawls off the thumbtack bath, Gnarfflinger has picked up a Glass Table and smashes it across the back of Skull. The Referee looks confused as Devin Bozz leaves the commentator position to converse with the official...
JP: The Butcher has smashed the glass table over the head of Skull! Ray: So he broke the table, why isn't the match over? Darrel: I though you had to put your opponent through the table, not try to put the table through your opponent, but that was a creative approach...
Devin Bozz grabs a microphone...
Devin: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my official ruling that because Gnarfflinger the Butcher did not put Skull through the Glass table, this match will continue.
As the Butcher argues with Devin Bozz, Skull hits the Butcher from behind, sending him into the apron. Skull finds a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat and works the shoulders of the Butcher. Skull then sets Gnarf's head against the steel post, takes a few steps back and tries to drive the bat into the head of the Butcher, but Gnarf seems to fall limp. The bat slides through and to the floor behind Gnarf, who comes up with an uppercut to the mid left nut region. Gnarfflinger picks up a piece of broken glass and begins to cut into Skull's forehead as Skull screams in pain, and the Butcher gets an insane look in his eyes...
JP: The Butcher is really taking it to Skull. I almost feel sorry for him. Ray: I can't even watch.
Gnarfflinger stops hacking away at Skull's head and stands up, looking out at the fans like a man possessed. He looks down at Skull who is rolling around in pain and trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes. The Butcher shows no remorse and pulls Skull up to his feet by his blood-drenched hair then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Gnarfflinger walks around the ring with Skull on his shoulders then stops in the centre where he holds onto Skull's head and drops down to the mat.
JP: That TKO sure knocked what little was left out of Skull. If I were Gnarfflinger I'd get the table now.
Gnarfflinger is the first to get up but rather than get a table he decides to inflict more pain on Skull; a move he would soon regret as Skull was ready with a low blow when Gnarfflinger went to pick him up. Gnarfflinger doubles over doesn't fall down to the mat. Out of desperation, Skull runs to the ropes and rebounds off hoping to hit Gnarfflinger with a clothesline of some sort but The Butcher counters with a drop toe hold that sends Skull face first into the glass from the broken table.
Ray: Oh my God! Skull just got a facefull of glass. JP: Well no one said it would be pretty. Skull seems fine to dish it out in hardcore matches but doesn't particularly like to take it. Ray: Hopefully the goons will wake up soon and help him. They can't be knocked out forever.
Skull writhes around in pain, trying to pick the pieces of glass out of his head. Meanwhile Gnarfflinger picks up the barbed wire bat and taunts to the fans.
Ray: Not more, someone please stop this. JP: Is it just me or did Skull just put something in his mouth? Ray: I don't know. I was too busy looking at how pointy and sharp that bat is.
Skull gets up to his feet using the ropes but has little time to rest as Gnarfflinger comes charging at him with the bat. Skull quickly ducks under the bat and darts behind The Butcher. Gnarfflinger turns around but quickly ducks as a cloud of black mist floats over his head. Skull backs up in disbelief but Gnarfflinger just gives him a look that says I know your tricks. Skull continues to back away but Gnarfflinger kicks him in the gut and puts him in a front facelock before taking him over with a snap suplex. Finally, Gnarfflinger slides out of the ring and looks underneath it for another glass table. After a while he finds one and drags it out lengthways, taking a lot of time as the table seems to get stuck at one point. He eventually gets the table out from under the ring and lifts it up ready to slide it into the ring until out of nowhere, Skull comes flying over the top rope. Skull vaults over the rope intending to hit a cross body on Gnarfflinger but didn't take the table into account and ends up cashing through it before hitting The Butcher, ending up covering them both in broken glass and leaving them both down on the floor. The crowd explodes with a mixture of Holy Shit and That Was Awesome chants as both Fighty fighty persons lay on the ground not moving.
Ray: Oh no, are they alright. JP: I don't know but these glass tables are expensive and we've already wasted two of them. Ray: Who cares? They could be dead!
Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 30, 2007 23:44:31 GMT -5
Gnarfflinger rolls over seeing Skull face down on the broken glass. Seeing the opporunity, Gnarfflinger rolls onto Skull and locks in an STF grinding broken glass into the torso and abdomen of Skull. He screams in pain as the Butcher pulls back on the chin of his unfortunate opponent.
JP: Gnarfflinger is really working over Skull
Ray: Skull, Please Tap out! It's not worth it! This troll is just too mean!
One of Skull's goons rouses, finds the Butcher's Frying pan, and smacks the Butcher with the pan, breaking the hold. The Butcher realizes the insult from Skull's flunkie and vaults to his feet. The Goon tries to hit the Butcher again, but Gnarfflinger grabs the goon by the throat. Gnarfflinger lifts him up and drives him through another Glass table. Gnarfflinger is then jumped by another goon, who is quickly cleaver slammed on a bath of thumbtacks. Gnarfflinger retrieves his frying pan Lays out the other two goons, turns around, and catches a fireball in the face from Skull.
JP: Could this be the turning point in the match?
Ray: I hope so, I'm sick of that troll.
Skull rolls the Butcher back into the ring. Skull returns as well, rolling the Butcher into position, places a steel chair on the face of the Butcher, ascends to the top rope and nails a Swanton Bomb off the top rope, driving the chair into the head of the Butcher!