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Post by TPK on Sept 24, 2007 12:12:27 GMT -5
JP: What a great contest by Skull and Gnarfflinger the Butcher! The ring area has been cleaned of the glass, and some more MUCH more glass has been added, the ring ropes have been wrapped in barbed wire and attached to it as you can see are the most amount of light tubes I have ever seen, the match card says two-hundred but I highly doubt that will be enough for these two!
Ray: We get to see my precious Hell's Guardian wipe the floor with that disgusting Psycho Kid! I hope the ring is flooded with TPK's blood because if I never see that man again it will be to long! He hurt my Vlady Bear!
JP: Thats right Ray, TPK one of the few men to come that close to beating Vladimir T Strife, the match ended however when both men were as the match called for 'Knocked the F*ck out"!
The arena lights dim out as a red light begins flashing on and off to the rhythm of a loud siren, Paranoid by Black Sabbath hits and TPK walks slowly out on to the stage, he is wearing a pair of silver wrestling tights with a black barbed wire pattern winding up both legs, a pair of hand wraps, a silver mesh tank top with E.O.E in barbed wire pattern on the front, and Psycho written on the back shoulder, a pair of black wrestling boots, and his signature mask. TPK hits the straight jacket taunt as silver pyro criss crosses above him and causes the lights to come back on.
LM: The following is a two hundred light tube deathmatch, introducing first from The Assylum, he stands six feet two inches tall, and weighs in this evening at two hundred and forty-five pounds, please welcome The Psycho...KID!
TPK slowly walks down the ramp slapping hands with as many fans as he can on his way down the ramp, he gets to mid ramp and reaches behind his head grabbing the clasp of the match, the fans roar in anticipation of whats about to come as TPK quickly yanks off the mask and holds it high above his head, he lowers the mask and places it on the face of a random fan as a TPK chant begins, TPK rushes the rest of the way down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and between a couple of light tubes, TPK gets to his feet and slowly removes his tank top revealing his many scars, he tosses the shirt into the crowd and checks out the tubes and barbed wire as his music fades out and he awaits his opponent to make his way down the ramp.
JP: Well I would have frankly kept the shirt if I were him, but I guess he really doesn't care about the pain, if anything I would say he likes it, but I doubt he has been through the kind of pain Hell's Guardian wants to put him through.
Ray: Jimmy I hope Hell's Guardian can live up to his promises and destroy that punk! Hell's Guardian is just way to sexy to be getting all bruised up and scared by some random nut ball!
TBC
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Post by hg on Sept 24, 2007 15:13:43 GMT -5
.:JP:. TPK is ready in the ring,all we need now is Hell's Guardian
{{::Ray::}} Where is he,I hope he's not hurt
.:JP:. Even if he was I'm sure he'd make it
The Crowd falls silent in anticipation,waiting for Hell's Guardian to arrive.Tension beings to build and the lights in the arena go out.King of Kings by Motorhead blasts onto the PA system and Hell's Guardian's entrance video begins to play on the titantron.
.:JP:. See,nothing to worry about
{{::Ray::}} Thank god,I thought he might have got hurt during his match with Duece last week.
.:JP:. He'll definitely be hurt after this one
Red Spot lights being to move throughout the arena.Fireworks shoot out from both sides of the stage,as they do fire rises from the sides of the ramp and works it's way down toward the ring.Hell's Guardian comes through the curtain and the crowd erupts.He's wearing his usual ring attire of black pants with a red barbed wire design down the side,no shit and black biker gloves.As well as his usual black leather trench coat.In his right hand he holds a large bucket.
<<Lizzie>> And his opponent,weighing in at 285 pounds.Hailing from Toronto,Ontario Canada, this is...Hell's Guardian
HG begins to walk toward the ring and the fans continue going wild.When he reaches the ring the fire on the ramp dies down.He walks around the ring and looks around.As he passes the camera he opens the bucket and shows the camera that it's filled with salt.
{{::Ray::}} Salt,is he crazy?
.:JP:. He must be to bring salt into a match where cuts are sure to happen
HG closes the bucket and slides it into the ring,going in himself soon after.He takes the trench coat off and tosses it into the crowd before opening the bucket once again and beginning to spread the salt around the ring.
.:JP:. That's a lot of slat he's pouring in,each time they hit the mat that will only make the pain worse
{{::Ray::}} As long as that cruel TPK gets his cuts filled with it then it's worth it
.:JP:. How can you say such a thing?
{{::Ray::}} Simple,TPK deserves all the pain in the world
HG stares down TPK trying to intimidate him before the match
TBCB TPK
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Post by TPK on Sept 25, 2007 0:57:23 GMT -5
TPK and Hell's Guardian have a tense stare down as they slowly walk toward one another, they get a few steps away from one another and stop, TPK stares up as HG stares down their eyes lock as they begin to slowly walk around in a circle, TPK shoots for HG's legs but HG locks his hands together to form an axe handle and brings it crashing down onto TPK's back causing him to stay doubled over. HG pushes down on the back of TPK's head and shoves him down into the ground, HG walks backwards toward the ropes and reaches behind him to grab one of the tubes, he holds it high in the air and the fans go wild as they are in anticipation of it being used. TPK doesn't take long to get up and brushes the salt from his chest as he cringes a little from some of the salt seeping into his cuts, He looks over to HG who points the tube at him and signals him to come forth with his free left hand, TPK nods his head and rushes forward at HG, HG quickly swings the light tube shattering it across the chest of his opponent knocking him down onto his back.
JP: Not the smartest of moves by The Psycho Kid, he clearly saw that Hell's Guardian had one of those many light tubes in hand yet he went for him anyway.
Ray: God I love it when the goody good is a freaking moron like that!
TPK scoots back a little before pushing himself up to his feet and glaring at HG who smirks at him, TPK nods and points at HG before turning around and walking to the ropes, he grabs a light tube and turns to face HG who has picked up another one of his own. Both men look at one another and begin to walk cautiously toward the other, neither man wants to rush into an attack so they slowly walk around each other looking for an open shot, HG finally gets impatient and takes a wild swing at TPK with the tube, TPK ducked under and spun around to face HG's who turned to face TPK, TPK quickly takes a swing at HG but HG ducks under and both men spin to face the other again, this time both men take a huge overhead swing with the tube and smash one another in the face causing both men to fall to the ground and onto the salt laden ring.
Crowd:Holly Shit...Holly Shit...Holly Shit...
JP: Well for those of you who can't quite make out what it is the crowd is saying allow me to translate, HOLLY SHIT! Both men had the exact same idea right there, and they both connected!
Ray: No not the face of my precious Guardian! Psycho Kid will pay dearly for that one I guarantee it!
Both men lay still surrounded by bits of broken glass and salt, they begin to squirm around at the same time, HG manages to get to his feet first but TPK isn't far behind, HG quickly grabs TPK by the wrist and whips him into the ropes, TPK crashes hard into the ropes shattering a couple of tubes and gets cut by the barbed wire, TPK walks forward yanking the barbed wire out of his back and blood begins to trickle from it, HG grabs TPK's wrist and goes to do another Irish whip but TPK quickly snaps back and goes to throw HG into the ropes, HG manages to plant his feet and TPK doesn't budge him, HG pulls hard on TPK's wrist yanking him toward him and HG quickly throws his arm out damn near taking TPK's head off, TPK falls to his back and the salt hits the fresh wound on his back causing him to howl in pain and roll around which only worsens the pain.
JP: Nice job anticipating the reversal from Hell's Guardian! He kept those feet planted and countered with a huge lariat that surely rattled The Psycho Kid, that salt that is littering the ring can not help that fresh cut on his back either!
Ray: The Psycho Kid is getting his just deserves here and now, he is paying for putting Hell's Guardian on the shelf all those months ago and I hope defeat is bitter for him.
HG walks around and stands beside TPK's head before reaching down and grabbing his hair, HG pulls TPK up by the hair and snaps a hard right foot into the stomach doubling him over, HG pulls TPK's head under his armpit and places TPK's right arm over his neck before lifting him up high into the air, HG walks toward the ropes and stands there for a moment as TPK begins to kick his feet wildly in an attempt to get out of the suplex, it doesn't work however and HG drops TPK stomach first across the top rope causing the barbed wire to slice into his stomach and cut him open from the front as well, HG reaches beside TPK and lifts up a tube before taking a few steps back, HG runs forward and swings the tube hard to the side slamming into TPK's ear causing him to fall hard to the apron of the ring and roll to the outside of the ring as HG waits patiently for TPK to get up and get back into the ring.
TBC
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Post by hg on Sept 26, 2007 15:10:50 GMT -5
HG grabs one of the many light tubes surrounding the ring and waits while TPK steadies himself on the outside.After 20 seconds TPK rolls back into the ring,HG swings the light tube but TPK gets out of the way.HG swings again,TPK once again dodges.HG gets frustrated and begins to swing wildly at TPK who continues to dodge.After 4 swings HG drops down and trips TPK,TPK lands hard on the mat.HG takes this chance and goes on the attack.When TPK gets to a sitting position HG places the light tube next to TPK's head and punches it causing the glass to go into TPK's forehead.TPK falls back in pain and quickly rolls over because of the salt digging into his back wounds.When he rolls his face hits the salt and he begins to scream in pain.HG hauls TPK back to a sitting position and kneels behind him.HG stabs the remaining piece of the light tube into TPK's skull and begins to pull it,cutting TPK's head even more.
.:JP:. Now that's just sick,it isn't enough that he's cut him up and poured salt all over the ring to worsen the pain but now he's just simply cutting him.
{{::Ray::}} Good,that big bad TPK deserves to get his head sliced up.
HG rips the last of the light tube through TPK's skull before smashing the remaining bit of light tube into TPK's skull.With TPK down HG rolls out of the ring and looks under it,he comes up holding a large black bag.He tosses the bag into the ring and then slides under the ropes himself.HG grabs the bag he had tossed in and rips the chord sealing it off.He then dumps out it's contents.Everyone in the arena is shocked to see the bag full of thumb tacks,thousands of them spilling out onto the mat.unbenounced to HG TPK had gotten to his feet a few feet away from where HG is dumping the tacks.HG turns to grab TPK but TPK beats him to the punch,as soon as HG turns TPK grabs his head and jumps forward hitting HG with a perfect RKO.HG's face goes directly into the pile of thumbtacks.HG lurches back form the pain of both the tacks digging into his flesh and the salt going into the wounds caused by the tacks.The camera looks in at HG who's face is riddled with tacks.
{{::Ray::}} No,My beautiful HG's face
.:JP:. Get used to it,with these two I'm sure there's plenty more in store
With HG down TPK decides to utilize the light tubes.TPK heads over to the corner and pulls 4 light tubes out.He places them against the turnbuckle before walking back over to HG,grabbing another light tube on the way.TPK walks to where HG is on the ground,attempting to get up.TPK holds the light tube next to HG's head and stomps down on it driving it into HG's skull.TPK then lifts HG to his feet and aims him toward the light tube filled turnbuckle.TPK attempts to Irish Whip HG but HG grabs the ropes just in time stopping TPK.TPK tries again with no success.On his third attempt something happens but not what he wanted,HG quickly let's go of the ropes and flips TPK around sending him into the 4 light tubes with an Irish whip.
{{::Ray::}} Oh thank god he countered,that outta show TPK who's boss
.:JP:. Somehow I doubt it
HG laughs at TPK from across the ring,unknown to everyone in the arena as he;s laughing HG slips brass knuckles out of his pants and slips them on.Upon hearing HG laugh TPK gets to his feet,a smile on his face.HG grins and begins walking toward TPK.TPK does the same in the opposite direction.They meet in the middle of the ring and both men go for a punch with their right hand,both connect but TPK goes down and HG looks unscaved.HG removes the knucks and shows them to the camera before sliding them back into his pants.
.:JP.: That cheater,he had brass knucks
{{::Ray::}} I knew he had more then one good thing in those pants.Besides,it can't be cheating when there's no disqualifications.
With TPK barely conscious HG leaves the ring and jumps the ring side barrier.He heads through the crowd toward some scaffolding that was set up for the event.The camera can't see him for a few seconds because of the crowd but he soon comes out of the mass holding a light tube log cabin over his head.He reaches the barrier and sets it down on the other side,jumping over the barrier himself.He grabs the cabin again and heads up the ring steps,HG then places the cabin in the ring and climbs in,he repositions it in the middle of the ring.
.:JP:. What the hell is that?
{{::Ray::}} Not sure,looks like some kind of torture device...gets me kind of aroused.
.:JP:. Oh keep your pants on.
{{::Ray::}} I make no promises.
HG grabs TPK by the hair and hauls him to his feet.He throws him off the ropes nearby,when TPK bounces back HG hits him with a powerful spinebuster that shakes the ring.HG drags TPK back to his feet and walks him over to the light tube log cabin.HG hoists TPK onto his shoulders and looks around.HG then spins around toward the cabin moving TPK a bit off his shoulders as he goes.When he gets to the point of looking at the cabin he flips TPK all the way off and upside down before sending him crashing down directly through the cabin,finishing off his signature move,the Devastator.
.:JP:. Oh My god,it's gotta be over
HG has just enough energy to cover TPK,the ref counts the pin.
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TBCB TPK
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Post by TPK on Sept 26, 2007 21:32:36 GMT -5
Just as the ref's hand was about to make contact with the mat for a third time TPK somehow managed to roll his right shoulder off of the mat, HG slowly pushes himself to his feet and looks down on at TPK in total disbelief, he shakes his head slightly and turns toward the ropes, he walks forward a few steps and grabs another light tube before turning to face TPK who is on his hands and knees which causes a sick grin to from across the face of Hell's Guardian.
JP: Should I be worried at the fact that Hell's Guardian is smiling at his opponent while holding onto a weapon? Because I kind of am.
Ray: Why worry Jimmy, it's not like he is coming after you. Besides I hope he gives The Psycho Kid the beating he so deserves!
TPK looks up at HG who is standing there with his tube readied, TPK pushes himself to his feet and HG feigns as if he is going to take a swing prompting TPK to duck, TPK quickly pops his head back up and looks at HG in confusion only to see HG swing the tube hard landing it in TPK's ribs knocking him back to his knees, HG slowly walks forward and reaches down and grabs TPK by the wrist before pulling him up to his feet, TPK manages to free his arm from HG's iron grip and lowers his shoulder before driving hard into the gut of HG until they reach the ropes, HG's back hits the rope and the barbed wire it has been laced in rips into his flesh as he lets out a monstrous howl. TPK pops up before spinning around and throwing his left elbow hard into HG's face sending him flipping over the top rope and smashing his face hard onto the apron.
JP: The Psycho Kid made sure that the roaring elbow hits it's target and Hell's Guardian ends up eating apron, not sure how long it will keep the Guardian down but it should be long enough for The Psycho Kid to find a way to hurt Hell's Guardian even further.
Ray: Oh great as if tacks to the face weren't bad enough! Now that stupid psycho went and caused my pretty guardian to hit his beautiful face on the ring apron.
TPK walks toward the ropes furthest away from HG and rolls out under the bottom rope, TPK reaches under the ring and finds a glass table that was left over from the previous match, he sets the Table up on the apron and makes sure it isn't going to fall before walking over to the guard railing, he removes the padding and unhooks the rail before expanding it to make it bump up to the ring apron, security quickly forms a human chain to keep fains back as TPK sets the glass table between the rails and slides into the ring, at about the same time TPK had slid back into the ring HG had as well, the two men stare one another down both trying to get a psychological advantage, TPK hoping to lure HG to him stays there and signals for HG to do something, HG grins lightly and shakes his head not falling for TPK's little trick.
JP: Well you have to think that The Psycho Kid has something planned for that glass table, but he is going to have to get Hell's Guardian in position to carry out his attack and it looks like that will not be very easy.
Ray: Oh come on Jimmy! Hell's Guardian isn't a big dumb oaf, he is smart as well as strong I mean this guy isn't on top of his game he IS the game!
TPK takes a couple of steps forward and waits there which prompts HG to follow suit and do the same. the crowd is roaring with approval as the two warriors of the ring both try to gain the upper hand in more way then one, HG and TPK both take another step or two forward and by this point they are practically standing right on top of one another, HG having the advantage in height looks down on TPK which in turn causes TPK to look up, both men almost simultaneously throw fists, HG's right fist at the same time TPK's left connects stumbling both men back, HG looks pissed and rushes TPK, he gets almost to TPK and TPK steps to the side causing HG to fall over the top rope, he grabs the apron tightly cutting his hand but as soon as he is to a stand he releases the apron and looks down at the glass table and lets out a sigh of relief, TPK suddenly rushes forward and steps to the side before thrusting his left foot up and into the face of HG which catches him by surprise and sends him flying off of the apron and smashing down through the glass table back first, HG lays in a heap of glass in between the rails as TPK backs away and grabs a tube and readies himself for HG to make his way back into the ring.
JP: Oh god! Thats the second person we saw go through one of those things tonight and it does not look much better the second time around trust me!
Ray: Jimmy, did you see what that monster did to my sweet innocent Guardian!? Damn he is lucky I am not in that match or i'd sure kick his butt good!
TBC By HG
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Post by TPK on Oct 3, 2007 0:17:47 GMT -5
HG apparently landed badly and has some trouble making it to his feet, he finally does and begins to clutch his lower back and staggers forward causing bits of glass to fall off of him, he gets to the side of the ring and rests against the ring apron as he begins to slowly breath, the ref asks him if he is going to be able to go on and he nods yes and crawls under the bottom rope and stands up as he and TPK lock eyes once again, TPK lets the tube he is holding hang in his left hand as he rolls his neck and waits on HG to make a move toward him, HG smiles cockily and backs up not taking his eyes from TPK's he reaches behind him and grabs a tube and readies it, HG and TPK slowly advance toward one another both ready for anything out of the other man, HG is the first to break the cycle as he grips his light tube with both hands and brings it above his head, he starts to bring it down at the top of TPK's head as TPK leans back, HG stops his down swing before quickly swinging out to the side and nailing TPK in the guy with the tube doubling him over, HG brings TPK's head between his legs and hooks his arms, he flips TPK up over his head and quickly slams him down onto his back causing the salt from the ring to seep into his cut back causing him to writhe around in pain.
JP: Man oh man, did you see that hellacious double underhook powerbomb from Hell's Guardian there! That salt can not help those cuts TPK has on his back and I think HG should be moving in for a kill anytime now!
Ray: Oh yay! C'mon Guardian win one for your big bad sugar daddy!
HG drops down to his knees as he holds his arms out with his palms pointed at the sky as if praising himself, he grins and lays across the chest of TPK as the ref slides over to make the pin, he checks TPK's shoulders and they are down
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TPK manages to shoot his right shoulder up breaking up HG's pin attempt, HG grabs his head and looks frustrated that he couldn't keep TPK down before slowly standing and reaching down to grab TPK by the back of the head, he gets TPK to his feet and keeps his hair held as he walks quickly toward the ropes, HG begins to slowly lower TPK's head toward the barbed wire laced top rope but gets an elbow to the gut at the last possible second, HG doubles over and clutches his stomach as TPK pops his head up away from the barbed wire and turns to face HG and pulls his head under his arm before snapping quickly to his back causing HG to slam face first into the mat.
JP: Picture perfect DDT from The Psycho Kid and Hell's Guardian looks like he is out of it!
Ray: Oh No! I think he may be dead...no wait he's moving, still The Psycho Kid is just a big bully who needs to be stopped!
TPK rolls the outside of the ring and reaches under the ring he pulls out another glass table and slides it into the ring, he doesn't stop there though and reaches back under the ring to reveal a coil of barbed wire and a pair of wire cutters causing the fans to cheer excitedly. TPK slides back into the ring and sees HG starting to get back up so he slams his left foot into his ribs making him roll over onto his stomach, TPK quickly grabs the table and sets it up in the corner of the ring and walks over to the barbed wire, he wraps it around himself covering his chest back and arms in the stuff, HG gets to his knees and low blows TPK as he turns to pick HG up, TPK is now doubled over and HG quickly grabs a light tube and slams it into TPK's head staggering him back, HG backs away slowly and signals for TPK to come forward, TPK stumbles forward and HG quickly grabs the back of TPK's head and slams him face first into his right knee sending him to the mat below, HG slowly turns his stare to the outside of the ring and walks toward the ropes before exiting the ring and digging around under the ring. He eventually comes out with a large metal baseball bat, he holds it in front of his face for a moment admiring it before sliding into the ring to wait on TPK to raise to his feet again.
JP: Well that baseball bat is completely legal in this environment and I know HG is going to take full advantage of this.
Ray: My sweet Hell's Guardian is going to crush The Psycho Kid now! Don't wait on him to get up just drill him already, show him how a real man does it!
HG readies the bat as TPK slowly crawls toward the glass table as HG slowly follows behind waiting for his chance, TPK manages to get to his feet and turns to face HG just barley ducking in time to avoid getting drilled in the skull with the large metal bat, TPK turns quickly to face HG and throws his foot up and to the side as he spins at HG landing his left foot into the back of HG slamming him forward into the glass table, HG quickly turns HG around to where he is facing him and backs a few steps away before running quickly and leaping into HG landing his barbed wire covered body to slice into his front as the glass shatters behind him sticking into his back, TPK backs away slowly as TPK falls to a sitting position as he begins to kick his feet wildly. TPK looks around to the crowd as they begin to cheer wildly after the barbed wire splash, TPK nods and walks over to HG and reaches down to grab a large handful of hair, TPK gets HG to his feet and spins around and goes to throw a huge right arm toward HG who ducks sending TPK chest first into the corner, HG reaches to his side and grabs a light tube before slamming it into TPK's back sending him to his knees.
JP: Well I don't think TPK's barbed wire cocoon helped him much against that light tube shot, in fact I am fairly certain that it made it that much worse.
Ray: I'm not exactly sure how HG had the energy to duck under that spinning clothesline...but thank god he did, and what a follow up with the light tube to the back! Survival of the Sexy!
HG grabs TPK's hand and lifts him to his feet and whips him toward the ropes, TPK stops right before hitting the ropes and turns to see HG running full steam ahead right at him, TPK thinks fast and drops to his side scissoring his legs around HG's causing him to break some tubes with his face and land throat first across the middle rope making the barbed wire rip right into it, TPK quickly finds the rest of the barbed wire coil from earlier and ties HG's throat and arms to the already barbed wire laced middle ropes causing him to yell out in pain, TPK quickly grabs a light tube before sliding to the outside of the ring to come face to face with HG who is struggling to free himself from the ropes which only puts him in more pain TPK walks away from HG and sets up a chair a few steps away from HG before walking away from him as far as he can to ensure as much speed as possible, TPK quickly rushes forward and springboards himself off of the chair as he holds the tube out and lands it right into the back of HG's head causing him to stop moving, the ref sees this and calls for the bell.
LM: Ladies and gentlemen, due to Hell's Guardian being unable to continue the match your winner...The Psycho KID!
The fans cheer wildly as TPK helps to free HG from the middle ropes, as the EMTs come rushing down the ramp with the stretcher ready for Hell's Guardian.
JP: Oh..shit, folks I think Hell's Guardian could have really been hurt badly right there, both the ref and The Psycho kid are struggling to free him from the middle rope but I think it's safe to say that some damage has indeed been done here.
Ray: NO! They have that stretcher ready for Hell's Guardian thats usually a bad sign, this was supposed to be revenge for Hell's Guardian but it would appear as though The Psycho Kid has once again put him on the shelf.
TPK finally manages to free HG from the middle rope and slides in the ring making sure to cradle his neck as he rolls him on his back, TPK stays with HG until the medical technicians get into the ring and put a neck brace on HG, they bring the Stretcher to the side of the ring and roll HG out onto it before walking up the aisle with TPK close behind.
JP: I think I speak for all of GHW when I say our thoughts and prayers, will be with Hell's Guardian and we hope he will be alright, but from the looks of things...it's not looking good.
EoT
(OOC: HG quit so I got permission to end the match early and injure HG)
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