Re-decoration

[Dave Carter]

It's about 3:00 AM and the GHW building seems to be empty, but a some noises come from the staff area. Two figures are seen by one of the doors, obviously trying to get the lock open. Getting closer, it's not possible to see that it's Dave Carter, who is by the lock, trying to unlock it, and Ricky Rodriguez, who stands beside him. Two big sacks are also visible standing leaned to the wall.

Ricky Rodriguez
I don't know, man, are you sure about this?

Dave Carter
Sure I'm sure about it. Trust me, this will work.

Ricky Rodriguez
I'm not sure, it's just doesn't seem right...

Dave rises his head from the lock and looks at Ricky with one eyebrow rose and obvious amazement in his face.

Dave Carter
I can't believe I'm hearing those words from YOU

Ricky Rodriguez
You know, now I can't believe I just said that myself... Ok, let's get over with this lock.

Right then, Katie comes out from around the corner and walks toward to them

Katie Devoureaux
The whole building seems to be empty. How's it going with door?

Dave Carter
Almost done...*the lock cracks and the door slowly open*... there. Ok, let's grab the sacks, Ricky.

They each take one sack and starts carrying them to the office. The sacks are obviously filled with something, as both men seem to have a little problem carrying them.

Ricky Rodriguez
Holly crap, this is heavy.

Dave Carter
I don't know about holly, but it's crap... pure crap.

In the office, they put on gardener gloves and overall, and open up those sacks

~~~*45 minutes later*~~~

Katie Devoureaux
Oh, it really sticks here. Let's hurry up and get out of here.

Dave Carter
One more thing to do...

The whole office is now spreaded with manure, which was in those sacks. The manure is spreaded over the table, the carpet, the walls, even inside the table drawers. Dave walks over to the table and puts a note on it.

The note says:

Dear Coven Assclowns,

You think that you're the best and that you're unstoppable? Well we think that you're just a pile of shit. And since you are shit, we decided the you belong being surrounded by shit. Hope you like our little re-decoration

Sincerely, The Outlaws

All three of them walk out of the office, closing the door behind them. They then take of gloves and overalls, but them in a bag, and start leaving the building. Outside, they trow out the bag in to a trash container and start walking over to their car

Ricky Rodriguez
Did you rally signed as "The Outlaws"?

Dave Carter
Yup.

Katie Devoureaux
Aren't you afraid that they might figured out it's our work.

Dave Carter
They might figure out, but I don't give a god's smack if that happens.

Ricky Rodriguez
Man, you're crazy

Dave Carter
Absolutely yup.

All three laugh and get in to the car, then drive off

TBC by any Coven member (in the office of course )

[Hayabusa]

Hawkeye having trouble sleeping and with all the wild and zany stuff that has been going on decides he should try and get some work done in his office. Hawkeye walks down the hall unaware of anything till Hawkeye gets closer to his office, suddenly his nose starts to wrinkle and he wonders what the hell is that smell. As Hawkeye gets closer to his office the smell gets stronger. Hawkeye goes to stick the key into his door but notices the door is unlocked. Hawkeye quickly opens the door and is meet by the smell of manure which causes Hawkeye's eyes to water and start to gag. Hawkeye puts his arm over his nose and mouth to try and prevent the smell from effecting him and quickly walks inside turning on the light to the office and seeing all the manure spread all over his office.

Hawkeye looks over to the table and sees a note, Hawkeye slowly makes his way over to the table with the note and with his other hand picks it up and reads the note. Hawkeye goes to crumple the note up but then decides to hold onto it as he makes his way back out of the office closing the door behind him and walking down the hall in order to get as far away from the stench as possible.

Hawkeye"I can not (censored) believe it! these Outlaws wanna call us ass clowns. Boy they do not realize who they are messing with. Gah the clean up bill is going to be nasty."

Hawkeye is seen reaching into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone and hitting the speed dial button, he puts the phone up to his ear as ringing is overheard finely a voice picks up.

Voice: Green Day Cleaning service, no job to big no job to small this is Gloria how may I help you?

Hawkeye"Yea Gloria, Hawkeye here I need a clean up crew to my office pronto. It seems that some punks decided to spread manure all over my office and I have important stuff I need to take care of. Could you please send out the cleaning crew and bill it to GHW."

Voice: Sure think Hawkeye, you realize its going to be a bit extra since stuff could be dug in deep.

Hawkeye"Thats fine, Thats fine just get it cleaned up Ok then thanks.

Hawkeye hangs up the phone and walks out of the building the phone still in hand he hits the speed dial again and a male voice answers.

Hawkeye"Kingbear. Hawkeye...It seems the Outlaws are at it again, They broke into my office covered in manure, and left a note calling us Ass Clowns. Looks like its gonna be on."

Kingbear is overheard growling and talking about something. Hawkeye nods his head and goes to his Hayabusa bike ends the conversation with Kingbear then he fires up the bike gunning the engine before roaring out of the parking lot.