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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 20, 2007 21:42:51 GMT -5
Alex Stall starts trading punches with Gnarfflinger. The Butcher ducks a right hand, picks Alex up for an atomic drop, but throws Alex Stall into the electrifed cage wall! Sparks fly as Alex catches his leg on the side of the cage! Vlad drops his Popcorn and pulls Alex Stall to the floor and out of the cage. He calls for the EMT's but Alex waves them off despite the smoke coming off him...
Soundlab uses a low blow to get the edge on Skorpio, but the Butcher grabs Soundlab and throws him into the Barbed wire side. Gnarfflinger, Skorpio and Hawkeye are the only ones still standing at thie point. Skorpio charges Hawkeye as the two lock together trading punches and roll to the floor. Rhaps get so his feet as the Butcher searches under the ring and finds a Bag of Thumbtacks! Rhaps also looks under the ring and finds a Can of lighter fluid! They return to the ring and set up the table. They rouse Wrecking ball. Gnarffligner pours the Thumbtacks all ober the table. As Jake is being lifted to the top rope, Rhaps pours the lighter fluid on the table top...
JP: Oh, No! They aren't going to...
Ray: Please, no, Not Jake, I'll do anything to spare Jake...
JP: And I'll do almost anything to get you to do that to Ray instead!
AS the Table is ignited, Wrecking ball Superplexes Jake through the table. Rhaps returns with a Fire Extinguisher and douses the flames, but the damage is done, and Jake is in Pain!
The Crowd continues a "Holy S***" chant.
As the high fives are exchanged, Alex Stall and Soundlab return to the ring, Stall with a sledge hammer, Soundlab with a length of chain. They get the drop on the Butcher and Rhaps and assault them. The battle turns to the floor where Alex uses the sledge hammer to shove Gnarfflinger into the electric cage. He gets a sadistic look on his face as he holds the hammer against the chest of the Butcher!
Meanwhile, Soundlab releases the choke to wrap the chain around his fist and after shoving Rhaps against the barbed wire, he lays in Right hands...
Hawkeye tries to whip Skorpio into the electric cage wall, but Skorpio reverses and sends Hawkeye into the steel steps. Skorpio then monkey flips Hawkeye into the electric wall! He sees Gnarfflinger in trouble, and Irish whips Hawkeye into Alex. Gnarffligner falls to his hands and knees, and as Alex and Hawkeye get to their feet, Skorpio makes a running leap off the back of the Butcher driving both opponents into the Barbes wire, breaking through it! The sudden loss of tension causes Raps to fall and Soundlab to miss another punch and fly into the now loose barbes wire, entangling himself!
JP: This is Hell on Earth!
Ray: They weren't kidding when they called this show Total Carnage!
The Crowd is chanting "Total Carnage!"
JP: All 8 men are down, Who will get up first? Will Ray keep his fancy dinner down?
Ray: I'm not sure on that last one...
JP: Just vomit on your suit and nobody will know...
TBC: Anyone, likely the next one up...
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 21, 2007 0:02:06 GMT -5
Skorpio is the first of the 8 to get to up and he is breathing heavily and cut all over and bleeding. Hawkeye starts to stir Jake is heard moaning as are Soundlab, Alex, Rhaps and Gnarffinger, HW is struggling to get up but is having problems. Hawkeye is up to one knee and gets dropped as Skorpio hits a drop kick Skorpio then attempts a moonsault but Hawkeye grabs some barbed wire laying it across his body causing the barbed wire to embed into both Hawkeyes body and Skorpio's body.
JP: Oh my god! that was sickly looking, I don't know who took the worst of that Hawkeye or Skorpio? Hawkeye is getting up, but then again so is Jake and Rhaps, its looking like a two on one.
Ray: Oh just what i Love A three some.
Jake locks up with Rhaps and notices Hawkeye Jake whips Rhaps towards Hawkeye who busts a light tube over Rhaps head sending Rhaps down to the ground. Jake and Hawkeye look around and walk over to Gnarffinger picking him up Hawkeye busts another light tube over Gnarffingers head as Jake holds him. The crowd continues to cheer. Jake goes to pull items from out of the ring. Skorpio has gotten up and suprises Hawkeye with a bulldog, Jake turns around and gets speared by Skorpio. Alex begins to slowly get up as does HW and Soundlab. They all look at each other Skorpio gets up and joins them HW and Skorpio goto lock up with Jake and Alex. HW whips Jake and Alex whips Skorpio. Alex ducks under grabbing HW and drives his knees into HW's back as he pushes forward. Jake stops short of the ring as does Skorpio who almost eats the electric fence.
JP: Did you see that Alex with a back cracker type of move. Skorpio turns and charges but get lifted up by Alex and Jake comes running and delivers closeline but what a finish where did Hawkeye come from with that corkscrew twisting elbow?
Ray: The moves that have been pulled off have been amazing by the superstars but when is one going to get carted out of here and Vlad is loving every minute of this.
Rhaps and Gnarffinger have gotten up and Gnarffinger finds his frying pan, both run with Gnarffinger swinging the pan and connecting upside Alex's head but getting heel tripped by Hawkeye who then gets leveled by Rhaps who ends up hitting a double close line to both Jake and Hawkeye. Rhaps is the only one standing as the crowd cheers. Rhaps then goes and makes the cover on Jake.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Mar 21, 2007 3:48:09 GMT -5
Crazy Boy drops down to make the count...1...2..kickout! Jake tosses Rhaps off of him and slowly starts to work his way to his feet.
Vladimir, covered in bandaging and banged up from his match still, looks around the ring and then walks out of the ring and over to the hole in the cage. Alex, just getting up, see Vlad leaving and comes after him. He turns Vladimir around and looks him in the face, exhausted as Vladimir looks back at him.
AS: "What the hell!? Where are you going?"
Vladimir shakes his head as if ashamed of Alex, and goes to turn away. Alex grabs his shoulder and turns him forcefully to face him again. Vladimir swoops up Alex on his shoulders suddenly and tosses him into the air, dropping him down hard with a Painkiller.
Vladimir turns around and heads up the ramp and to the back, leaving the match and the arena.
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Post by soundlab on Mar 21, 2007 4:42:53 GMT -5
(OOC:damn it Jake you stole my idea. LOL)
As Alex stands and stares up the ramp soundlab crawls to the ring apron and looks under neath. finding what he is looking for makes it to his knees, mouth wide open gasping for air and his face paint all but replaced by a crimson mask of blood.
JP: what the hell is the sick freak up to now ? he's covered in blood yet he seems to be smiling
Ray: You can almost see what he looks like. He ant half bad. Oh he's got a rope do you think he's into
JP: No i Don't before you say it. I think he's out to destroy Team Wreaking Ball.
Alex See's soundlab grinning and helps him to his feet. Graff starts to come round as the two coven members close in on him. The butcher makes it to one knee as soundlab throws one end of the rope over his head and Alex secures the other end to the bottom rope. Gnarff realizing what they are doing starts to fight the two men off delivering a low blow to both superstars.
JP:oh my god where the hell did Jake come from
Ray: I don't know it was just a blood red blur.
The screen shows a replay in slow motion. As soundlab drops to his knees holding his groin Jake uses his back to spring board off him into a cross body block knocking the butcher over the top rope and out of the ring.
JP: the butchers feet have to be a good 6 inches from the arena floor unless someone helps him this could go horribly wrong.
Ray: is he supposed to turn that color
Jake rolls out of the ring and starts to pound on Gnaff who is slowly hanging. He continues the beating with nearly all the other men incapacitated when there is a sicken thud as Jake crashes to the floor. HW stands above him with a barb wire covered chair which he immediately drops and starts to lift up the butcher helping him out of the noose around his neck.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 21, 2007 9:26:03 GMT -5
Wreckingball lifts up Gnarfflinger as much as he possibly can. Considering Wreckingball's weakened condition, it is not much, but colour immediately begins returning to his face, while Rhaps sets to untieing the rope.....after several agonising seconds of fumbling through blood-slicked fingers, Rhaps manages to loosen the rope, and Gnarfflinger collapses down onto Wreckingball.
Skorpio, on the other hand, is pre-occupied with an enraged Alex Stall. The two men are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. Alex is hitting Skorpio far more frequently, but this is no benefit as Skorpio is stronger....far stronger, and even though he is only occasionally connecting with Alex....every blow causes Alex to gasp in pain. As soon as Wreckingball pushes Gnarfflinger off him, Gnarfflinger jumps up, only to recieve a powerful dropkick from Hawkeye....but as Hawkeye begins to move from Gnarfflinger's downed form, Gnarfflinger pulls Hawkeye back down into an agonising embrace.
JP: My word that is an agonising embrace. Ray: I wi.... JP: *Thwack*....JP is standing over Ray with a steel chair himself, and the medics rush over.
Wreckingball rushes over to one of Jake's salt drums and dips both hands in.....he screams in agony, but keeps them there until both hands are covered in sharp, spiky crystals of rock salt. Wreckingball then waits for Jake to regain consciousness...and squats firmly on his chest, and begins methodically rubbing rock salt into the wounds on Jake's face. Jake's scream making Wreckingball's look ecstatic in comparison.....Wreckingball concentrating thoroughly on inflicting as much pain as possible, doesn't notice the loop of rope slip over his body and around his chest....until Soundlab, Alex and Hawkeye begin dragging him bodily away from Jake......Wreckingball slowly slips off him, as Rhaps and Skorpio hammer away at the other Coven members with feet and fists....but the men don't let go of the rope.
JP: These men must be made of steel! And I can say that now Ray's out of it!
Inch by inch, Wreckingball slips off Jake until eventually, Jake can finally push himself up. The three other members of Team Diamond then begin fighting back, against Rhaps and Skorpio, who are joined by Gnarfflinger, in an almost cartoon-esque brawl. Fists, elbows, feet fly everywhere and no-one has chance to pull off anything more damaging. Jake takes a chance, and kneels down onto Wreckingball to pin him....but makes a stupid mistake. As Jake leans down to sneer in Wreckingball's face, Wreckingball spits into Jake's eye and pushes him off. Wreckingball leaves Jake, and goes to assist his team mates in the huge brawl, and after wiping out the spittle, so does Jake.
After several minutes of brawling in the centre of the ring, all eight men retire to opposite sides of the ring to consider their next strategy.
Crazy Boy: Well, at least the fans got their money's worth....and I got to eat the rest of Vlad's popcorn....*munch* Want some? *Crazy Boy offers the popcorn to JP, who eats it*
Team Wreckingball and Team Diamond watch each other warily, staring at each other from their respective corners, in a Mexican stand-off...waiting for the first to move...
TBC
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 21, 2007 10:17:33 GMT -5
(ooc: heh interesting Vlad, Interesting indeed)
Team Diamond looks over at Team Wreckingball both teams smiling at each other eying each other up. Both teams instead of charging at each other spread out and look for various weapons. HW comes up and his holding a staple gun, Rhaps comes up and has a chain that he begins to wrap around his hand so he can use it like a whip, Skoprio grins as he finds the barbed wire chair, Gnarffinger smiles sadistically as he has his loving frying pan in hand.
JP: What an assortment of weapons that Team Wreckingball has gathered. Wow Team Diamond has there assortment of weapons.
Ray: Gang warfare gotta love it its going to be a Streets of New York battle now.
Team Diamond grins as Jake has two light tubes one in each hand, Soundlab found the weed wacker and is grinning as it spins, Alex smiles as he has a barbed wire base ball bat, and Hawkeye has a crow bar in one hand and an electrical cord in the other hand. Everyone charges at each other screaming brandishing the weapons.
OOC: Sorry this is so short but got caught in the middle of changing spots for my laptop.
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Post by Rhaps on Mar 21, 2007 12:40:09 GMT -5
The two teams charge headlong at each other, each person brandishing the weapon with deadly intent. Rhaps whips the chain across soundlab's skull, causing him to drop the weed wacker. Just as Rhaps is about to connect with the chain again Jake smashes both the light tubes across his head in one sweeping motion.
Rhaps grabs his face in pain and glass has blinded him. As Rhaps graspa his face Jake levels Rhaps with a diamond cutter. Gnarfflinger smashes the frying pan across Jake's head just as he completes the diamond cutter on Rhaps.
Hawkeye and HW begin to attack each other. Hawkeye smashes the crowbar into HW's stomach and tries to follow this up with an asai DDT. But as Hawkeye gets HW in position, HW unleashes hell and begins to staple gun Hawkeye's arms. Hawkeye manages to stumble out of the way and he whips the electrical cord around HW's neck. HW jumps and in a million to one shot manages to close the distance and staple guns Hawkeye's forehead. Both men reel to the canvas.
Meanwhile Skorpio and Alex are swinging their weapons wildly, neither wanting to get close enough to be hit. They swing at each other for several long minutes, using their weapons as shields. This continues until Gnarfflinger comes from behind and smashes the frying pan into Alex's head. As Gnarfflinger and Skorpio grin their congratulations at each other Jake low blows Gnarfflinger and soundlab has picked up the weed wacker and smahes it across Skorpio's torso.
Skorpio retches to the canvas and soundlab unloads with three more thunderous blows from the weed wacker. On the fourth hit Skorpio manages to get his feet up and kicks the weed wacker, causing it to rebound and smash squarely into the bleeding features of soundlab.
By this time Jake has taken a time out and it standing by one of the turnbuckles next to the stell steps. Rhaps brushes some of the glass away from his eyes, his face and body bleeding profusely. He limps back to his feet and charges Jake. At the last second Jake notices the attampted spear and counters Rhaps. Jake uses Rhaps' momentum to lift him over his shoulders and out of the ring. Rhaps' back smashes on the steel steps and he slides to the bottom limply. Rhaps is in too much pain to move.
HW and Hawkeye are back to their feet and start brawling, swinging at each other with huge left and right hands. Jake has grabbed another light buld and runs into action. He smashes the light tube across HW's back, creating fresh wounds. In the other corner Gnarfflinger and Alex are fighting. Gnarfflinger gets the upper hand and he picks up Alex and hoists him oer his head.
Gnarfflinger: Surprise.
Gnarfflinger turns and throws Alex at Hawkeye and Jake and they both get nailedby the flying cross body by the bodily thrown Alex. Skorpio is back on his feet and so Gnarfflinger and Skorpio decide to double team soundlab. Skorpio picks up the fallen electrical cord. Gnarfflinger levels soundlab with a huge right hand and Skorpio capitalises by wrapping the cord around his neck while Gnarfflinger hammers away on soundlab's torso.
They hold him in this position for a few minutes before soundlab manages to low blow Gnarfflinger. He reaches up and grabs Skorpio's arms and flips him over onto the canvas in front of him.
Ray: What a counter by Soundlab. I told you he was sexy and devestating in that ring.
JP: But what about Team Wreckingball?
Ray: What about them.
Soundlab removes the electrical cord from around his throat and gets revenge on Skorpio by wrapping it around his throat and waits for him to be choked out.
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 21, 2007 23:39:56 GMT -5
Skorpio then is about to fade out when HW picks up the chair with barbed wire on it and slams Soundlab in the back. HW then Walks away with the chair in hand forgetting to help skorpio get the cord off.
Soundlab using his last bit of strength pulls then skorpio gets up but the cord cuts his chest and skorpio falls to the ground. Soundlab walks over and goes to pick up the Weed Whacker but gets leveled by a spear from Rhaps.
Rhaps then goes and helps skorpio up. Suddenly Jake and Hawkeye get up and double team skorpio. Then jake does a powerbomb as hawkeye does a corkscrew moonsault.
Skorpio lays motionless as HW and Jake battle it out. Then Skorpio uses his last bit of strength to land a devastating low blow onto hawkeye. Skorpio then rolls onto hawkeye and pins him 1....2........then Soundlab lands a swanton bomb onto skorpio breaking the pin.
Soundlab then continues beating skorpio then goes for a powerbomb but suddenly...........
OOC:I made it match you post Gnarff so then it makes sense
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 22, 2007 0:11:42 GMT -5
OOC: If Skorpio is not posting in a reasonable time frame, I'll get the action rolling...
Gnarfflinger gets to his feet, and seeing Skorpio in trouble from Soundlab, The Butcher retrieves his Frying pan and clobbers Soundlab. Soundlab releases Skorpio, who removes the cord from around his neck. Gnarfflinger continues to blast Soundlab with the Frying pan while Skorpio looks for Hawkeye.
Jake and Wrecking ball find themselves in another corner. The two trade right hands, then lock up and roll over the top rope and to the floor. They continue to jockey for position near the electrified cage wall.
Alex attempts to regain his feet but realizes the knee the doctor warned him about (see Wallmart aftermath thread in the Hospital) is buckling painfully. He can move, but the leg has a big bullseye on it and he knows it. He limps to the apron. He spots Jake and Wrecking ball fighting and delivers a legdrop from the apron, catching Wrecking ball, but bouncing into the electric cage wall. Jake then uses the edge to shove Wreckingball into the cage wall four times. After the fourth, Wreckingball ducks as Gnarfflinger baseball slide dropkicks Jake head first into the electric cage wall.
He then drags Alex over to the corner away from Jake and Wrecking ball. He spots the limp from Alex's injured leg and after throwing him into the barbed Wire, the Butcher then uses the barbed wire side to set a tree of woe near the corner. He sets up a steel chair. he backs up near Rhaps, Tips him off to Soundlab's presence and hands him a kendo stick and then charges Alex Stall, using the chair for height and then dropkicks him in the ribs driving him into the electric cage!
JP: Gnarffligner has discovered the injured knee on Alex Stall and is trying to destroy it!
Ray: If I had an injury like that Gnarf is the last person I'd want to find out about it. But what about poor Lovely Jake Diamond and that horrible cage wall?
JP: I can arrange for you to get hurt and I'd be mroe than happy to tell Gnarfflinger about it...
Hawkeye tries to bludgeon Skorpio with the Weedwhacker, but Skorpio catches a low blow. Skorpio did get hit in the back, but Hawkeye is forced to drop the weedwhacker. Hawkeye is dropped to his hands and knees and Skorpio whips Hawkeye with the electric cord.
Rhaps and Soundlab trade blows until Rhaps spots some thumbtacks on the ground. Unfortunately, Soundlab spots them too, and ducks a right hand from Rhaps, flipping him with an arm drag on the thumbtacks...
Gnarfflinger drags Alex stall to the corner of the ring, and after rolling Alex in, he drives the injured knee into the ring post a couple times then applies a figure four leg lock around the post!
Jake and Wrecking ball brawl and manage to tangle themselves into the barbed wire. Both get shocked every time a stray strand connects to the electrified side of the cage...
JP: These 8 men are destroying each other!
Ray: This is hard to watch!
JP: But this is exactly what these fans paid to see!
TBC: HWB I believe...
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 22, 2007 10:25:36 GMT -5
Wreckingball twitches in agony as the occasional surge of electricity passes through his body, as does Jake...and both men look towards their team mates for help- however none is forthcoming, as the other six men are very busy beating the living crap out of each other...
Wreckingball eventually manages to wriggle free of the barbed wire, but his shirt is still caught on the wire and it rips as Wreckingball slides out....Wreckingball is shirtless with many slowly bleeding gashes across his chest and back. Wreckingball looks at the still- struggling Jake and grins cruelly....as Wreckingball takes Alex's dropped baseball bat, unwraps the wire, hooks one end of the wire to the barbed wire fence, close to Jake...and proceeds to the electrified side of the fence. He hurls the end of the wire at the electrified wires......but Jake is dragged out of the barbed wire by Alex, Hawkeye and Soundlab, working together. As soon as Jake is out of the fence....an enormous flash of light, as the barbed wire lead connects with the electric wiring and short circuits!
Ray: This is awesome! Barbecue time, baby! JP: That might not be fun for anyone....all four wire walls are now electrified. I'm sure that's not legal. Crazy Boy.....is that legal? CB: *munch* Vlad sure has good taste in popcorn....yeah, sure.
All eight men are now in the centre of the ring....trying to stay as far away from the electric walls of the cage as possible, as sparks of electric energy occasionally spit forth from the sides of the ring....
All eight men exhaustedly lock up with a partner and begin to push. There is a lot of brawling and pushing, as all eight men try to pick a partner who they think they can overpower.
Eventually, all eight men find an unwilling partner. Gnarfflinger locks up with Jake Diamond, Hawkeye locks with Skorpio, Wreckingball locks with Alex, and Rhaps locks with Soundlab....and all eight men push, with hatred and anger in their eyes.
Except for Wreckingball and Alex...their eyes momentarily make contact....and Wreckingball whispers, into Alex's face. Wreckingball: Alex.....I'm sorry it came to this. Alex nods, and carries on pushing.
Team Wreckingball appear to have the upper hand, and seem to be pushing Team Diamond easily back, into the electrified, non-barbed sides of the cage. As one, though...team Diamond break off the grapples. Skorpio, Rhaps and Gnarfflinger steady themselves, but Wreckingball tumbles forwards...and he hits the electrified side of the cage.....
Nothing happens...except JP can be seen, with a crying Ray and a pair of wire cutters. JP: I've done this before and I will do it again. Ray might lust after those Fighty fighty persons, but I care for them. I don't actually want to see them get hurt.
As Wreckingball stands, all of the other seven men look at him.... Wreckingball grins at the rest of the seven men... Wreckingball: I hope you ate a good breakfast today, boys....
And at that comment, Wreckingball dives at Jake's legs, and takes Jake down in a low tackle, followed by all of the other men heading back into combat...Rhaps wading in to stomp on Jake's face, and Gnarfflinger following, to stop anyone else from hindering Rhaps.
Skorpio, however....had plans for Hawkeye. Personal plans. Skorpio ignores the rest of the combat, and drags Hawkeye to the other side of the ring.....
TBC Hawkeye.
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 22, 2007 20:41:40 GMT -5
As Skorpio is pulling Hawkeye towards the barbed part of the cage and goes to pick up Hawkeye Skorpio finds the whip removed and Skorpio ends up going into the barbed wire part of the cage, Hawkeye then follows it up with a drop kick driving the barbs deeper. Hawkeye turns around and spying Gnarffinger standing there charges at Gnarffinger who turns around catching Hawkeye by surprise with a kick to the chops flooring Hawkeye, Gnarffinger then goes to stomping on Hawkeye before locking on an armbar onto Hawkeye's injuried arm.
JP: The madness and choas just continues Gnarffinger is trying to break Hawkeye's arm with that armbar.
Ray: Nooooo! don't break his arm Gnarffinger.
Alex finely gets free and low blows rhaps, before slowly getting up and seeing Gnarffinger trying to break Hawkeye's arm hits Gnarffinger in the head with a baseball slide breaking the armbar. Alex helps up Hawkeye whispers something into his ear and then turns his attention to HW and Jake. Alex makes his way over Jake though finely reverses it and see's Alex and holds HW calling for Alex. Alex smiles and nods as he makes his way he jumps off of Soundlabs back and spins himself but HW mule kicks and ducks and Alex hits Jake with the corkscrew butterfly kick sending Jake to the ground. HW looks up as Alex stands over him, Alex turns his attention from HW and heads over to Skorpio.
JP: What is that all about? Alex had the chance to beat on HW and he left him? Jake is still down, HW sees this and goes back to mounting Jake and begins to pound him in the face, that has got to hurt.
Ray: I have never seen HW so brutal, I kinda like it but not at the expense of Jake.
Hawkeye slowly gets up and notices Skorpio finely getting free from the barbed wire, and Gnarffinger slowly moving and trying to get up. Hawkeye waits for Gnarffinger to get up too one knee before nailing Gnarffinger with a reverse kick sending him down to the ground again. Rhaps has gotten up and goes over to Join HW who has picked up Jake and then whips him towards Rhaps who hits a wicked looking double axe handle to the stomach. Hawkeye makes his way over to Skorpio picking him up, punching him several times before jumping up and hitting a hurricanranna, and then mounting Skorpio begins to punch him several times before locking in an STF causing Skorpio to scream.
Alex is resting near the open hole in the cage surveying the scene Jake is screaming in pain as Rhaps is wrenching on Jakes head and neck and HW has a skorpion death lock on. Alex runs over towards where HW and Rhaps are then stops before hitting them and then turns and heads towards the hole in the cage and makes his way up the stage towards the back which causes a booing reaction from the crowd. Hawkeye looks up seeing Alex leave. He lets go of the hold and gets up going out to chase after Alex yelling at him to get back in here and fight. The crowd continues to boo as Alex continues to go up the ramp and then step through the curtain. Hawkeye looks back as Soundlab starts to get up and grabs the weed wacker and starts cleaning house.
JP: What the hell is Alex doing? He is heading towards the back. Hawkeye may be doing the right thing at the expense of his team. But why is Alex leaving? This makes no sense, Basicly Jake and Soundlab are left against Team Wreckingball. Till Hawkeye gets back in the ring.
Ray: Wow this isn't good for Team Diamond. Sexy Jake and Soundlab have to fend off 4 guys while Hawkeye is trying to find Alex and get him to come back to the fight.
Hawkeye continues to yell at Alex to get back out here as he makes his way up the rampway and into the back stage area leaving Jake and Soundlab by themselves against Team Wreckingball.
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 22, 2007 23:40:17 GMT -5
as hawkeye continues looking for alex skorpio and wreckingball team up on jake as Rhaps and gnarfflinger team up on Soundlab.
skorpio gets on the turnbuckle and delivers a hurricanrana onto jake while HW does a powerbomb onto him at the same time.
Gnarfflinger gets Soundlab into the masterlock while rhaps goes and spears soundlab.
The men continue the beating when suddenly Alex appears on the titantron.
everybody stops as they watch him.
Alex is seen with hawkeye. Alex then gets on a forklifter as hawkeye jumps on the back of it. They are seen making there way towards the ring. Hawkeye then with a mic in hand speaks.
Hawkeye: Hey team wreckingball are you ready for this because we are gonna annihilate you guys.
Alex then speaks Alex: Thats right you guys are gonna go down. Rhaps your mine. Hawkeye:Your mine skorpio.
hawkeye then jumps off of the forklift and then gets on another. Team wreckingball knock out soundlab and jake then prepare themselves for the forklifts.
5minutes later hawkeye and alex appear. They make there way down the entrance ramp and break part of the barbed wire side. they then enter as jake low blows skorpio and Human wreckingball and soundlab low blows Rhaps and gnarfflinger.
Then soundlab rolls skorpio onto hawkeye's fork lift. and Jake rolls rhaps onto alex's forklift.
Soundlab beats on gnarfflinger as jake beats on wreckingball.
Hawkeye then sends skorpio flying into the electric side. alex then sends rhaps flying onto the other electric side.
Hawkeye then gets out and finds some chains. hawkeye ties skorpio up onto the electrified side with the chains as he picks up the weedwhacker and sends it flying into skorpio.
the scorpions then get in the ring and climb over wreckingball jake soundla and gnarfflinger.
Alex then ignites a table and gives rhaps a superpowerbomb onto it.
hawkeye is the only one left standing as skorpio tries to move ferociously but hawkeye then ties up his legs.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 23, 2007 19:36:29 GMT -5
Jake, Wreckingball, Soundlab, and Gnarfflinger squirm from the scorpions and in the process step on, and squish the majority of them. Alex and Hawkeye slide into the ring to aide fellow members of The Coven as they leave both Rhaps and Skorpio on the outside of the ring. Human Wreckingball and Gnarfflinger the Butcher attempt to fend off Team Diamond, but the ruthless assault is too much. Jake and Soundlab hit HW with a Super Kick/ Leg sweep combo as Alex Stall and Hawkeye hit a High and Low Dropkick combination on Gnarff. Jake tells Soundlab to go to the top turnbuckle as lifts Human Wreckingball in a Bear hug seated hold. Soundlab drives his leg across HW's throat with an Insanity Leg Drop as falls down with Wreckingball in a Sit-out Spinebuster. "The Future" pulls on "The Insane, Wicked Clown's" shoulder and whispers something in his ear. Both nod happily in agreement as they head to the outside of the ring and search under it.
Meanwhile, Alex Stall and Hawkeye hit a tandem Welcome to Chicago, Motherf*cker on Gnarfflinger. They drag The Butcher to the nearest turnbuckle and set him up top of it, shortly followed by Hawkeye. Hawkeye hops onto Gnarff's shoulders for a Super Hurricanrana, but Gnarfflinger holds onto Hawk's legs. The Butcher, without hesitation, Catapults Hawkeye off the top turnbuckle into the barbed wire cage, forcing him to hit the outside mats painfully. With Alex seeing this, "The Canadian Angel" springboards himself off the middle rope and hits a modified Wheel Kick to Gnarff's head, and almost dropping him right on top of Hawkeye. The crowd erupts in cheers as Alex's, who happened to land in the ring, Kip ups back to his feet from the adrenaline.
JP: Rhaps just untied the unconscious Skorpio from the cage and- Topé con Hilo to Rhaps and Skorpio by Alex Stall sending all three men back into the electric cage wall! Is there anything this kid can't do?!
Ray: Despite all Jake says, Alex Stall has to be The Future, he's got everything! Good looks, charm, a large package...
JP: You know he wrestles too right?
Ray: He does? I swore he was just a supermodel...
Soundlab appears from under the ring with a Table, as Jake comes out with a bucket of salt and four light tubes under his arm. Soundlab tosses the Table into the ring from under the bottom rope as Jake passes the bucket of salt and the light tubes up to him. Jake rolls into the ring and lifts the incapacitated Human Wreckingball up to his feet as Soundlab sets up the Table near one of the turnbuckles. Jake hits a few slaps and backhand chops followed by a spinning reverse slap, then followed by a Roundhouse Kick, as Soundlab pours the salt all over the Tabletop with a huge sadistic grin on his face. Jake finally, with Wreckingball still standing, goes off the ropes and hits a Busaiku Knee Kick to complete the KENTA Rush, as Soundlab finishes his "masterpiece" by placing the light tubes on the table. Both men drag Human Wreckingball and put him on the middle turnbuckle as Jake goes to the top.
JP: Jake Diamond is hooking both Wreckingball's arms, this could only mean one thing... The Riverside Dive! Jake your going to kill him you sick son of a b*tch!
Ray: Ha ha so much for Team Wreckingball winning this! Look Jimmy, everybody is all bloody and not moving, except for Soundlab and Jake, who are just bloody and sexy!
JP: I thought you hated soundlab's looks?
Ray: Not at all Jimmy, I've always loved a man wearing a mask, whether it be leather or face paint... Oh Bozo the clown, why must you taunt me?...
With the fans chanting, and Soundlab pointing at the Table happily, Jake lets go of Wreckingball's arm and lets them drop helplessly, with HW's head still between Jake's legs. The fans chants turn to boos for a near second until Jake does a quick crotch chop then hooking Wreckingball's arms in cheetah like speed. Human Wreckingball's body crashes onto the light tubes, salt, and Table with a loud bang, as if a gun was being shot, as Jake's lower back hits the mat hard. Excruciating screams echo from Wreckingball as he rolls onto his back, revealing the salt and bits of light tube remains stuck in HW's chest and gut.
Gnarfflinger is the first of Team Wreckingball to get to his feet as Rhaps, Skorpio, Human Wreckingball, and Alex Stall show close to no signs of life, as Hawkeye and Jake hold themselves in their recoiled pain. With Soundlab steadily approaching, Gnarff reaches under the ring is desperation, and pulls out a Staple Gun. Soundlab sticks his head between the middle and top ropes and grabs onto Gnarff's head, and is met with a staple to the top of the head. Gnarfflinger turns around and swings the Staple Gun itself into the side of Soundlab's head, dropping him to the mat like a bowling ball on a spring mattress.
JP: Gnarfflinger just cut open Soundlab worse than a Japanese business man who got a Columbian necktie...
Ray: That was one of the worse metaphors you have ever said. Who's writing your jokes now? Kimmel?
JP: Who's been dressing you lately, fairy boy? Elton John?
Ray: I wish! His ass is just so tender I just want to... want to... *noise of clamping teeth together, shortly followed a slap from Jimmy*
Gnarfflinger looks under the ring for a few moments and pulls out a hockey stick. With a look of terrible purposes, he slides into the ring with both the Staple Gun and the Hockey Stick. He waits as Jake gets up to his feet, and staples Jake in the arm. Jake Diamond turns around in sheer pain but Gnarfflinger the Butcher quickly hits the staple gun into Jake's midsection and shoots at least five staples into Jake's abdomen. Gnarff tosses the Staple Gun away, as Jake falls mercifully to his knees. Gnarfflinger pulls Jake's head back and yells random things to Jake before bringing the hockey stick sharply on top of his head, sending it into a shower of splinters.
Hawkeye raises himself up to his feet, while Alex, Rhaps, and Skorpio begin to stir. Hawk jumps onto the ring apron and immediately swan dives at Gnarfflinger, who still has his back turned. As Hawkeye grabs onto the back of Gnarff's head, Hawkeye flips forward, grabs onto The Butcher's arm, and sends himself and Gnarfflinger to the outside of the ring with and incredible modified Arm Drag Takedown.
JP: That was incredible and the fans agree! Skorpio back up to his feet, Hawkeye is speeding down the corner, oh my! He just dove in beside the steel post, and through the space between the bottom rope and the mat and Suicide Dived on Skorpio!
Ray: I told you that they were the best, but you didn't believe me! Rhaps pulling Hawkeye off of Skorpio, Alex Stall turned Rhaps around and dropped him faster to his knees than Jenna Jameson...
JP: He pulled the damn Brass Knuckles out of his tights that's why Rhaps got dropped so easily!
Ray: Or he could have been stunned by the sheer awesomeness that radiates off of Alex.
JP: Yeah, that must be it...
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 23, 2007 20:26:29 GMT -5
well i am just gonna post anyway
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 23, 2007 22:14:02 GMT -5
Gnarfflinger, writhes away fromt he Skorpions, and finds Alex. Alex rears back with a steel chair, but the Butcher lets fly with a fireball into the face of Alex Stall. He stagggers back only to see the chair come too close to the electrified Barbed Wire!
Jake Diamond gets to his feet and targets HWB. Jake rains hammer like forearm shots on Wrecking ball, but takes a Frying pan to the back of the head. Gnarfflinger continues to work over Jake, ultimately delivering a running hammer with the frying pan sending both men to the floor. Jake ducks another pan shot only to see the pan collide with the electric wall of the cage. Gnarffligner drops the pan while Jake executes a drop toe hold sending the Butcher face first into electric wall.
Hawkeye continues the leglock on Skorpio, but HWB makes the save. Wrecking ball begins choking Hawkeye while Skorpio mounts the top rope. HWB holds Hawkeye up for the aerial double team, but Jake shoves Skorpio, causing him to knock over both HWB and Hawkeye.
Rhaps and Soundlab meanwhile have started brawling on the floor. Alex Stall has managed to get to the corner and delivers a double axe handle to Rhaps on the floor. Jake follows suit and the three of them start working over Rhaps. Hawkeye comes over with a missle Dropkick for the four on one beatdown. HWB and Skorpio each vault over the top rope, HWB hitting Soundlab and Jake Diamond, Skorpio nailing Hawkeye and Alex Stall. The Butcher seeing this, sets up a chair near the ropes, bounces off the far side and using the chair for extra height executes a frying pan Arabian Skull Crusher, the pan hitting Alex Stall, but the momentum driving all 8 men through the barbes wire...
TBC: Anyone. I'm likely done for the match. Going to a concert tomorrow night and not likely to get online. I can't wait to see how this one turns out...
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