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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 28, 2007 11:18:51 GMT -5
The next day, a knock comes to Wreckingball's door as he and Rhaps are talking further.
HW: "Vlad must have seen his lockerroom" he says with a laugh.
Rhaps: "Well..." Rhaps cracks his knuckles "Should we answer that?"
Wreckingball picks up a baseball bat and smiles. "Definately"
As they open the door, they see Vladimir standing in front of them grinning. Behind him stands Rattler, Hawkeye, Black Dragon, Jake Diamond, Soundlab, and Kingbear... Vlad's bodyguard and his fellow Coven members.
HW and Rhaps both think the same thing. "F*ck.."
The men grab Rhaps and HW and pull them into the hallway, ripping away the baseball bat and beating the two of them down to the floor. Vladimir takes out a can of spray paint and writes his name on the doorway before they walk inside and close the door behind them.
After a moment, Vladimir opens the door and looks out to them.
"Oh... word to the wise... Never f*ck with the Coven."
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Post by Rhaps on Feb 28, 2007 13:35:34 GMT -5
Rhaps picks himself up after the beating he just took, with blood dripping from the injuries he received. He walks over to Human Wreckingball to see if he is alright but he just mutely whispers something that Rhaps can't understand.
Rhaps helps Wreckingball to his feet and sits him in a chair before Rhaps slumps to the ground with his back against the wall, shaking his head in anger. There had been too many of them.
Rhaps: We're gonna have to get payback for this.
tbc
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Post by chemodeus on Feb 28, 2007 14:20:14 GMT -5
As all of the coven members and Vlads pet body guard all settle in to there new Locker Room , jake raids the fridge finding some beers passing them around in celebration. Most of the them exchange stories about which fist or boot conected to a body part of Rhaps or Wreckingball .. with the occasional sounds of laughter , the others have settled on the comfortable furniture reading a magazine that was on the coffee table , or have turned the tv on watching recorded GHW matches.
An hour or so goes by with even more beers being finished and a good deal of munchies being consumed , when all of them start feeling a little sleepy .. before too long they have either passed out on the carpet or on the furniture . Slowely Crazy Boy opens the closet where he was hiding expecting payback from the little stunt on Vlad's locker and thinking ahead placed a high dose of sleeping formula usually reserved for knowcking out horses into the beer before replacing the bottle caps.
With only two of them half a sleep feeling groggy from the effects Crazy Boy quickly boots them in the head knocking them out cold with the rest of them. Breaking out the zippy ties Cb ties there hands together , while he is doing that he gets an idea and grabs his cell phone from his pocket taking pictures of them in different compromising positions. opening the door of the locker room Cb lets Rhaps and Wreckingball in , who even tho are in a bloody mess and onvious pain let out slight laughter.
Cb: Ok heres the plan yeah ! .. we take these turkey's and we get ourself a little revenge of our own yeah ! madness style yeah !!
Puzzled at what madness style is they both help Crazy Boy drag them out and take them one at a time to the ladies dressing room. While there Cb cons the make up staff to put make up on the sleeping Coven members and put them in dresses so they all look like cross dressers. All three of them having a good laugh at there mischief they begin joking .. maybe we should call them twisted sister .. not Coven .. more laughter breaks out as the take them all carefully placing them at the entrance of the GHW building as if they are statues for every one to see.
TBC.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 28, 2007 14:36:33 GMT -5
Vladimir wakes up a while later and goes around waking up the other guys.
All of them pissed off, they look through a dumpster nearby and begin to find different weapons. Empty beer bottles, 2x4's, Vladimir grins as he finds a brick that was taken from his room and the guys all nod in agreement.
Kicking in the entrance door, they head straight for Wreckingball's lockerroom again, kicking it open and looking around at a scared Rhaps, HW, and CB.
"This time... it's personal."
They rush into the room and begin to hit the three with their weapons. Working them over nicely, Vladimir smiles to Crazy Boy.
"I missed you, old pal... You ducked out on the @ssbeating I owed you in SCW... I guess you just had to come back for it, huh?"
Rattler holds CB's arms back as Vladimir punches him in the mouth.
"You want to mess with me, boy!?"
Vladimir hits him in the teeth a few more times, bloodying his mouth.
Kingbear grabs the cellphone out of Crazy Boy's pocket and slams it against the wall, shattering it.
KB:"Game time is over... The Coven means business and we're not taking sh*t from you, the outlaws, or anyone else again."
Black Dragon takes the three and tosses them one by one into the hallway. Crazy Boy quickly jumps up and rushes past him, running into the room and slamming his shoulder into Vladimir, knocking him down hard. Jake grabs CB's head and his him with the Diamond Cutter onto the table.
Vladimir gets up as they are dragging CB out and yells for them to bring him back.
"Rattler... I want YOU to show our guest to the door, please?"
Rattler drags CB to the door and grabs him by the throat, throwing him out into the hall and into a wall. He slams the door then and shakes his head at the outfits they are wearing.
"You guys stay here... Rattle and I will go get the clothes."
A few moments later he returns with their regular clothes and they put them on, taking off the dresses.
JD: "Somebody needs to tell them @ssclowns that life isn't a fulfill your fantasy match..."
The guys have a laugh as they start washing off the makeup.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 28, 2007 15:31:29 GMT -5
Wreckingball: Crazy Boy......you alright?
Crazy Boy: Yeah......just winded......
Wreckingball: I don't even want the room, it'll stink of Coven. Those guys should take a bath...
Rhaps: You're not giving up?
Wreckingball: I can find another room......
Crazy Boy: So you ARE giving up. I expected better...
Wreckingball: I'm not giving up. This goes beyond room, beyond that petty ****. This went beyond "room" as soon as those cowards tried to mess with you two. Vlad said this was personal....he was right. I'm taking this to a whole new ****ing level of personal. (Wreckingball smiles, almost sadistically.....)
Wreckingball: Rhaps....you mind if I borrow your phone...
Rhaps:.....Okay....just make sure I get it back....
Wreckingball: Yeah...you will.
(Wreckingball, Rhaps and Crazy Boy go into a spare empty room, down the corridor)
Wreckingball: I didn't want to do this, but those ****ers left me no option. Time to bring out my best. Good thing I saved this from two weeks ago, thought it might be useful.
(Wreckingball looks at a news clipping)
(Wreckingball begins dialling....)
Wreckingball: Hello?
Voice: Good afternoon, this is Pennsylvania Hospital for the Criminally Insane, how may I help you?
Wreckingball: I think I've found your escapees.
Voice: We've been looking for them for two weeks! Where are they.
Wreckingball: Squatting.
Voice: Squatting!? Where!?
Wreckingball: In the GHW building....in Vladimir Strife's locker room actually.....and it seems Vlad's joined them too....
Voice: So he finally went off the rails....?
Wreckingball: In a big way. They were attacking everyone they came across.....it was horrible. I think you might need police backup.
Voice: Alright, we'll get in touch with your local police force....I'm sure they'll be there promptly.
Wreckingball: Thankyou.
(Wreckingball switches off the phone)
(Wreckingball hands the phone back to Rhaps...Rhaps, Wreckingball and Crazy Boy roll around laughing, but quickly start coughing from pain...)
Wreckingball: I quite like this room......it doesn't smell of Vlad. Anyways, he should be having some special visitors soon....
(A while passes, and a loud bang is heard from down the corridor.)
Wreckingball: Right about now, actually.....
TBC
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Post by Rhaps on Feb 28, 2007 15:42:46 GMT -5
Rhaps riska a glance into the corridor and sees Vlad being chased down by three burly orderlies. They tackle him to the ground and after a huge struggle they maage to place him in a strait jacket and drag him bodily towards the waiting vans outside the GHW building.
Rhaps re-enters the room and begins laughing uncontrollably while the other men look at him in confusion. Rhaps manages to explain what he saw through gasps of breath. Crazy Boy and Human Wreckingball begin laughing as well at the thought.
Rhaps: Well Wreckingball, you've outdone yourself again.
tbc?
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 28, 2007 15:58:41 GMT -5
Wreckingball: ........! That's funnier than I even expected!
*Wreckingball hugs Rhaps and Crazy Boy*
Wreckingball: This is too good....................I wonder if they'll realise they got the wrong men?
Rhaps: I don't know.....Vlad looked very ****ed off. Some of the things he said about your mother....
Wreckingball: Meh, I'm sure he'll be calm soon enough.
Rhaps: I wouldn't count on it....
Wreckingball: I would. I'm sure he's enjoying the best psychiatric medicine has to offer.
(All three men laugh)
Wreckingball looks very serious for a moment:
Wreckingball: I wonder what'll happen when Trickshot finds out?
Crazy Boy: For your sake, I hope he's got a sense of humor.
Wreckingball: Well, if Zantazm could get away with having Dirk Grey's bodyguards locked up...
Rhaps: You got half the roster incarcerated! In a psychiatric prison!
Wreckingball: Who knows, maybe they'll learn a lesson. If not.....there's always this.
*Wreckingball takes a small taser from out of his pocket*
Wreckingball: I know I shouldn't....but it's gone past friendly.
Rhaps: I beat you to it... i've been carrying one since I was jumped a month ago.
Crazy Boy: ......
TBC
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 28, 2007 20:22:57 GMT -5
Some time later, the Coven and Rattler return to the building and the room, the hospital having sorted out the problems and realizing they had the wrong guys.
KB: "Man... I can't believe they kept Vladimir..."
Hawk: "Well... he DID bite the orderly... He was REALLY p*ssed off..."
JD: "Vladimir beat me with a chair... and just about tried to kill me in that electric pool match.. and that was friendly competition... I can't imagine what he might do to wreckingball.."
Rattler: "I don't think you want to imagine."
BD: "At least we got the room... We won, right?"
KB: "Don't mistake, this isn't over.... Not to Vladimir anyhow."
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Sept 18, 2007 5:24:55 GMT -5
Vladimir comes back to the lockerroom formerly belonging to Human Wreckingball, which he'd "acquired" from him during a battle long ago. Vladimir looks over a long list in his hand and puts it on the wall, using tape to keep it up. The list is seemingly of every person on the GHW roster, save himself.
Another list tacked below shows his reign of terror match by match.
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