Golden Angel: 4-Way FBtW

[Matt Oliveira]

Just as the final particpant enters the ring, the screen on the BRC set turns on. All four men turn, surprised to see Matt himself on the tron, an evil little grin and dark eyes welcoming them into what could be hell itself.

Matt: "Congratulations to you four. Crazy Boy, Desperado...Sledge Hammer, and...uhh..."

*Matt checks his cue card.*

"...A-bis-mo Mu-er-to? ANYWAYS. Welcome to Blood Runs Cold, and none other than the finals of the Golden Angel Tournament. Here's how it goes. You four are going to fight in any way I say how, and the last person with more than two brain cells left gets the Golden Angel championship and will be my esteemed tag team partner for the next tenure that we have the titles. Four-way dance. No count-outs, no disqualifications, no knock-outs, and pin falls or submissions only. BUT, it's Christmas time, of course, and I feel very generous, so it's none other than a Fans (and Matt) Bring the Weapons match. SO, boys, roll them out, and best of luck to the four of you. You'll need it."

With that, the screen flicks off to it's live camera work, and a team of ring staff begin heading down the ramp, carrying weapons in their arms, or in shopping carts and bins. They deposit the weapons both at ringside, or lightly shoved under the bottom rope, each Fighty fighty person in awe of some of the items.

Weapons List:

-Window (with framing)
-Light tube Jewish star
-Thumbtack bat
-Cactus
-Acoustic Guitar
-Golf club with light bulbs
-Shopping cart
-Barbedwire trash can
-Can't "STOP" GHW sign
-State flag of California (with pole)
-Plywood with "GAT" in tacks glued to it
-License plate
-Mop
-Hockey stick with bulbs
-A salmon taped to a trash can lid with "Fish-O-War" on it
-Paris Hilton life-size cardboard cut-out
-Cabbage Patch doll with push-pins
-Barbedwire board wired with one C4
-Hood(bonnet) of a 1992 Volvo Wagon
-Mouse traps
-Shinai
-Skateboard deck with tubes on bottom
-Barbedwire brick
-Rolls of silver dollars (fist loads)
-Five-pound bag of potatoes
-Aluminum bucket
-Hard Plastic water jug on end of broomstick
-Thumbtack Chair
-Nintendo 64
-Crutch
GHW Provided:
-7 tables
-1 eight-foot ladder
-4 steel chairs
-6 panes of glass
-10 feet of barbedwire (more)
-30 light tubes (more)

With the last of the items in-place, the referee calls for the bell, the crowd already applauding the sight.

(OOC: As of right now, this will be one-week long, but with the holidays I'll try to get two weeks. Remember, two eliminations THEN the final elimination will occur.)

TBCB ?

[crazyboy]

Once the rules are repeated and the weapons finished being loaded into the fun pit all four Fighty fighty persons first look over each other and then at the weapons. With more than one of them laughing and pointing at various so called weapons they stand around waiting .. looking for an opportunity to start the four way dance. Sledge the first, and most angry of them just charges in to the nearest person which happens to be Crazy Boy who apart from his silver wrestling pants is heavily bandaged across his waist and ribs. The other two not wanting to be left out taunt each other daring the other to try something. Obliging Desperado fakes a boot and then a left jab at Abismo before head butting him. Sledge still going hammer and tong has managed to get Crazy Boy to the mat and lays in several stiff rights and a knee to his bruised ribs.

Well Jimmy ... here we go. The match has finally began and apart from a nervous start, no one knowing where .. or what to do, is not going to stop until the last man standing.

Too right Ray. That's just what is going to happen, it's going to be bloody, it's going to be no holds barred ... to sum it up it's going to be GHW at it's finest.

Abismo reversing a grapple attempt gets a quick suplex on Desperado who's back lands with a echo of pain. He quickly follows this with a armbar like submission meant more so to wear down his opponent than make him tap. Sledge is also able to get the upper hand on Cb, whose bandages are like a shark attracted to blood. After a series left knee's to the ribs and thigh, Sledge grabs Cb around the shoulders and drops him in a face buster. Picking up a mop Sledge rubs the cleaning end into Cbs face before breaking the handle over his upper back. Abismo stops for a second at the sound of a loud crack and partially winces as he spies the handle break over the Fighty fighty person. Falling to the canvas with a gasp as the air leaves his lungs Sledge gets a smirk on his face.

Trust the sexy Sledge to be the first to use a weapon. It's a bonus for me anyway that it was over the goody two shoes back.

A person can only wonder what damage that has already done to Crazy Boy after that sadistic panes match.

The titantron comes to life as it shows highlights of the pane match between Hayden Hardkore and Crazy Boy.

Distracted momentarily Abismo gets nailed on the side of the face by Desperado who has picked up a cactus. Screaming in pain the prickles of the cactus dig in and get stuck in his cheek. Sledge drops the broken remains of the mop roughly picks up Crazy Boy and taunts him as he grabs him by the head and drops him with a neck breaker. Following up from the shot to the face Desperado picks up a chair lines up Abismo's skull, steps back and then launches a brutal one way assault on the skull , chest , arms and legs of the opponent. Putting Abismo's arm in the steel chair Desperado viciously stomps on it. Some how Abismo fights through the pain and grabs a aluminum bucket and throws it at Desperado. Staggering off balance from the sudden shock of a bucket to his thigh Desperado almost trips over a shopping cart. Crazy Boy counters a ankle lock by bringing his shin to the side of Sledge's head and follows up with a modified neck lock using his legs. Abismo picks up a Shinai as Desperado gets his bearings and grabs his steel chair, both stand there looking for an opportunity. They don't have to wait long when ...

Tbc by match entrants. Good Luck every one.

[Tommy Musashi]

They don't have to wait long when a flying Crazy Boy knocks over Desperado.

JP: Whoa! Did you see that!? Sledge just used his strength and swung Crazy Boy around by his neck!

Ray: *sniff* damn that crazy Boy, knocking over my Despy!

JP: But its kind of Sledge Hammer's fault see-

Ray: SHUT UP! It was that damn goody-two shoes.

Abismo looks shocked at the small collision between two of his opponents and then stares up at the tee-thy-grin Sledge. The man hesitates and charges at his biggest opponent with the Shinai. Sledge Hammer easily ducks under a swing, wraps his arms around the waist of Abismo and throws him over his head with a German Suplex.

JP: And Sledge Hammer is definitely taking the advantage!

Abismo slowly lifts to his feet and swings the shinai at him again. Sledge Grabs it in half swing, and calmly snaps the weapon in half.

Ray: oh yeah.. Take that Abismo out!

Abismo looks slightly frightened but leaps onto the nearest rope, and performs a perfect springboard Moonsault onto Sledge.

JP: Ooh! Nope, it looks like Abismo is in trouble! Sledge just caught him in the piledriving position!

Ray: DO IT!

Sledge takes a couple steps, but was suddenly thrown to the ground by abismo with a hurricanrana. The huge man briskly moves to his feet and Muerto follows it up with a snapping enziguri. A surprised expression on the Hammers face as he falls over onto the canvas.

Meanwhile, Crazy Boy was sprung back into action while Desperado goes back to grab his chair. Crazy Boy dropkicks his behind, and the man goes flying through the ropes onto the outside of the ring. Crazy Boy thinks of a high-risking idea, grabs the chair and repels off of the opposite set of ropes so he could return toward Desperado by jumping onto the top rope and flying into the air, holding the chair on his stomach to collide with the rising Desperado. Both men whither in pain, from the crack of the chair.

[Desperado]

Desperado scatters around the ring clutching his chest before choosing to exit the ring with a roll beneath the rope. Once outside, he has enough time to recover from the abysmal pain and conjure up a strategy to put himself in the drivers seat. He hears the sound of breaking glass in the ring but doesn’t bother to take a look at the happenings in the ring. Desperado concentrates with every ounce of brain, using his intelligence to gain an advantage. Knowing little of his three opponents, he decides it would be best to work with caution yet to act cunningly, using every clear opportunity to inflict as much pain as possible to his opponents. Using his initiative, he sets up a couple of tables along the outside of the ring in the sense of a trap, with a glass pane resting between the two. Desperado enters the ring once again. Glancing across he takes note of Abismo Muerto gagging in pain besides a turnbuckle. Remains of a light-tube can be seen on the floor besides him. His other two opponents, Sledge Hammer and Crazy Boy are knocking spit and blood from one another. Crazy Boy manages to get the upper hand in this battle as his right fist manages to find its way to connect with the sweet spot in Sledge Hammer’s jaw-bone.

Desperado sniggers to himself as his hands feel the cold of the metal crutch. He brings it to waist height and hold it in the position of a spear and upon meeting the eyes of Crazy Boy, he charges in like a knight in battle. The front of the crutch digs into Crazy Boy’s abdomen causing a striking sensation to the pain receptors in his skin as well as leaving a deep pain in the pit of his stomach. Desperado gives a crafty grin to his opponent before bringing the crutch down to clatter against the skull of Crazy Boy. A ruthless Desperado drops the crutch to the ground in pride as he rummages through the pile of junk to find another effective weapon. A puzzled look appears on his face when his hands meet the brick-like figure of the console classic Nintendo 64. At first he seems confused to what its doing here but a quick realisation of its potential sends Desperado in joyous mood to test out this old toy in a new format. Desperado meets the back of Sledge Hammer and awaits him to gather the strength in his legs to stand. Once Sledge is back on two feet and looking his dangerous self again, Desperado brings the once popular games console in full force upon his rivals head, splitting chunks of plastic into Sledge Hammer’s flesh. The circuit boards ricochets off his opponents head giving Desperado the pleasure to laugh hysterically. Little did he know of the dangers that lurked behind him. Upon turning to face the pile of weapons once again he is struck with a wave of shock as a hurdling brick wrapped in barbed-wire connects with the centre of his forehead. Desperado stops in his tracks for a couple of seconds as a cut appears. It isn’t very long till a line of blood trickles from his forehead down to his nose and drips off, onto his chin. Desperado head spins in whirlpools as he struggles to hold onto his consciousness. His sight blacks-out and the mighty Desperado crashes to the depths of the ring with a dramatic drop. The camera pans over to Abismo Muerto who stands looking pleased with his long range effort.

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“That was a magnificent throw from Abismo, I bet it knocked the wickedness right out of Desperado. I wouldn‘t count on him recovering from a heavy blow such as that one.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Don’t think so pessimistically. Don’t you worry, Desperado will be up and running before you know, I‘m just about the cut. It might leave another scar on his precious face. Don‘t you think this is a little too hardcore for a piece of beauty such as Desperado, he should be on a catwalk show or a Mr. Universe competition.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Desperado is a professional Fighty fighty person, not a model from the fantasy world that you revolve around. If he was concerned about the way he looks, he would have never stepped in this field of showmanship.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Well, … You never know, he might want to do both.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Would you give the guy a rest. He’s in there, fighting the fatigue and pain his body is enduring in chase of his dream to become a champion of GHW and all your thinking about is a cut on his forehead. Wrestling is his life, he doesn‘t give a f*ck about suffering another god damn cut.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Maybe he doesn’t know it yet but his destiny is to become a champion in modelling and win trophies in beauty competitions.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Why do you do this to me? Do you find it amusing?”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Find what amusing? I was just thinking about the future of my soul-mate.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Aaarrgh! … What did I ever do to deserve this?”[/color][/center]

Abismo finds himself standing opposite a lethal opponent in Crazy Boy. There is bruising present on his stomach upon where Desperado struck the crutch against the stomach of Crazy Boy. Abismo Muerto moves in, a hockey stick with bulbs in hand. Crazy Boy, empty handed rummages around the ring in hunt for a weapon when his hand meets the plastic of a bag. A bewildered look appears on his face as he lifts the five-pound bag of potatoes to contest against the deadly weapon of his foe. Abismo Muerto doubles over from laughter at the sight of the potato bag. Crazy Boy brushes the mocking away as he charges in with his weapon in hands, swinging the bag at his opponent. Abismo Muerto manages to dodge the first attempt and drives the hockey stick at Crazy Boy but quick reflexes, Crazy Boy survives the blow by placing the bag of potatoes in-between himself and the modified hockey stick. Crazy Boy uses his free arm to strike Abismo in the face with an elbow strike before he swings the wad of potatoes to meet the side of Abismo’s head. A humiliated Abismo pushes himself back to his feet and takes strike with the hockey stick, breaking the bulbs against Crazy Boy’s back leaving shattered glass to draw blood from the flesh of his opponent. Abismo attempts another swing but is stopped short as Crazy Boy’s hands grasp the handle of the weapon. Both men push and tug trying to break free of the others hold and it isn’t till Crazy Boy kicks Abismo in the gut till he wins the weapon. A thundering blow is heard through-out the arena followed by gasps from the crowd as Crazy Boy knocks his opponent rattling a few feet across the ring.

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“A heavy strike from Crazy Boy. Do you think Abismo would be OK? I think he might be in need of EMT‘s. Speaking of EMT‘s, Desperado is still knocked out cold.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Oh your wrong there, Desperado is using the occasion to gain full health and bide his time whilst the others knock the life out of each other.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“ You cannot possibly know that, … For all we know, he might be terribly hurt.”[/color][/center]

TBCB ...

[Matt Oliveira]

(Note: Because it's an Elimination match, you guys don't NEED to go in-turn. If Abismo is a bit late in showing up, so be it, continue the fight as is and the first elimination should be on the weekend.)

[crazyboy]

Abismo seeing stars from the shot looses balance, then as he tries hold the ropes to steady himself falls out of the ring. Desperado feeling like he's been in a car wreck from the impressive throw from Abismo still lays almost unconscious trying to regather himself. Some how by design or chance the only one still on his feet in the ring is Crazy Boy. Before he can enjoy the moment, Sledge begins to stir and gets back to his feet even though he is standing as if doing an impersonation of jelly. Neither escaping with out cuts or bruises, both feeling like they had one too many to drink the day before. Not even bothering to look for weapons Sledge swaying one side to the other stumbles towards Cb. Almost tripping over his own feet Sledge still trying to shake the webs is suddenly able to focus and by nearly instinct alone blocks a sneaky kick from his foe. Surprised as his opponent dodges his boot, Crazy Boy rethinks his next attack and while distracted in thought gets hit by a right jab from Sledge.

Some reason Jimmy ... I always like watching goody two shoes get the snot beat out of him.

Thats because Ray ... you don't have any respect for the superstars who actually give a damn about what there fans think, and think about people other than themselves.

Well I can see some one woke up and remembered his cranky pills today. Just warn me before you try bite my head off. { Trails off giggling to himself. }

After both struggle for advantage in a grapple, Sledge thinking he has the upper hand with his clear strength gets his suplex attempt reversed into a quick hurricanranna type armbar . As he falls on his back gasping at the precious air escaping his lungs, Crazy Boy rolls to a stop and onto his knee's where he takes his time to regather his breath. Crazy Boy doesn't have to wait long as Sledge is back to his feet with license plate in hand. The two stand afar one and other as first Desperado gathers himself, then Abismo slowly gets to his feet using the security barrier as support. Meanwhile in the ring Sledge and Crazy Boy are going toe to toe exchanging left and right punches seems Sledge having lost his weapon grappling with Crazy Boy. The sheer strength of Sledge eventually over comes the confidence of Crazy Boy as a final left haymaker causes him to stagger backwards. Picking up the license plate again, Sledge slams it across the side of Crazy Boys face making his teeth cut the inside of his cheek as he trips over weapons and debris then falls over.

I would ask Jimmy, did you get the license plate number of the truck that just run over Crazy Boy ... but it was just a pissed off Sexy beast called Sledge.

That was almost a good comment Ray. But you had to ruin it with your silly ... stupid infatuation with things you can not have. Damn it !! .. This is a wrestling show not a fashion show just for a mentally deranged twit like you Ray.

{ Gasping at the insult of Jimmy, Ray looks at his co commentator as if he is about to break down. }

There was really no need for that comment Jimmy. I don't comment about your silly hat or the fact you spend a little more time with cows than is normal for an adult male .... { mumbles about stupid red necks. }

Desperado with a third wind looks around to get his bearings and see what's happening. Crazy Boy is down holding the side of his face, Sledge holding the license plate taunting his opponent with a chorus of boos from the fans, and Abismo can not be easily seen. As Cb gets back to his feet near the ropes, Sledge charges him with a clothesline sending both over the top rope and crashing to the outside with a THUD !. Desperado with a smirk on his face as he sees the two go over the rope and disappear out of view spies Abismo dragging something from under the ring. Not wanting to find out he rolls under the bottom rope, checks where Abismo is and runs across the ring jumping at last second and nails Abismo sending both in solid contact with the eight foot steel ladder. Grumbling in pain, Abismo kicks Desperado off of him, but his foot is grabbed by Desperado who uses it to get to his own feet then drives his boot into the hamstring area of Abismo. Slamming the leg on to the ladder Desperado quickly follows with a leg drop on to the chest of his foe who is still back first on the ladder. Sledge back to his feet holding his elbow grabs a mouse trap and a thumb tacked chair. First placing the trap on the fingers of Cb he stomps the trap jamming the fingers and laughs at the scream of Cb. Taking the chair as Cb tries sit up to remove the trap nails him on the forehead with the chair leaving imprints not only of the steel chair, but also red dots showing the holes made by the tacks.

My God !! .. It seems every one lately thinks Crazy Boy has weird tastes or something. They all try feeding him steel or glass.

Well he is a good two shoes. Theres the problem from the start. Who cares if he can wrestle or not Jimmy. Now I get to see the sexy Desperado and the hot Sledge fight.

Well ... There both covered in blood and bruises, and both staggering like there run a mile from a mad bull. If that is your idea of sexy and hot, well your even more twisted than i thought Ray.

The only two left standing now is Sledge who is gloating over the damage done, and Desperado who is back to his feet after laying the smack down on Abismo. Looking across the ring at one and other with a morbid pleased expression with them selves they slide back in to the ring holding a grudge with the other. Soon both are locked up in a collar and elbow grapple testing each others strength. First Sledge tries a quick scoop slam, but Desperado counters with his leg then he tries to pick up Sledge, but no avail as he also manages to block it. Breaking the tie up they step back with a simple nod of respect. Desperado picks up a roll of silver dollars as Sledge picks up a trash can lid, only to find it has a fish on it. A little chuckle escapes him as he begins to get curious as to what he can do with it. Desperado feints a charge with his silver dollars in hand, and Sledge swings trash can lid towards his opponent.Abismo slowly gets back to his feet as if waking up from a long nights sleep, looks around to see Desperado and Sledge fighting in the ring, then looks for Crazy Boy. Finding the Fighty fighty person slouched against the railing holding his sternum he ignores him to an extent cause he hasn't yet annoyed him. Getting an idea Abismo sneakily slides the ladder onto the apron of the ring, then as quiet as he can shakes himself while lightly tapping his forehead to wake up a little. Timed almost perfectly Abismo picks the ladder up and places his head roughly in the middle so it looks like a rather huge grid iron shoulder pad.

I must say Jimmy. Considering it's not " my personal fashion show ". there putting on some rather interesting accessories ahah.

{ Jimmy just rolls his eyes in disbelief. }

Well I personally doubt it is a new accessory Ray, but it very well could be a new way to climb the ranks in GHW !!
{ Laughs like only a cowboy can with a almost deep down belly laugh. }

A puzzled look on both Sledge and Desperado as they look at Abismo not sure of what is going on next. Quickly ignoring each other they both charge at Abismo, primarily due to the size and possible danger the ladder represents. Waiting for the last moment Abismo grasps the ladder and begins to spin around like a out of control helicopter. Desperado first to feel the wrath gets clodded on the side of the head sending him in a 360 flip. Sledge the next to receive a personal autograph from the cold steel ducks, but gets hit on the ladders return trip dropping him quicker than a fat chick drops an empty plate. Taking two steps right and three steps left after dropping the ladder Abismo quickly regains himself picks up a couple lights tubes and awaits his foes to get back up. Crazy Boy the first to move is caught out of the corner of his eye and gets a light tube thrown at him for his effort. Desperado the next to stir gets cracked on the top of his skull by a light tube that shatters every where. Recognizing the exploding barb wire board he picks it up and carefully places it in front of Sledge. Getting back to his feet rubbing the back of his head, Sledge turns just in time to get a volley of angry right punches, then with all the effort he can muster tries STO Sledge on to the board, but the strength advantage of Sledge being too great it backfires. Able to reverse the STO Sledge wraps his arm around the neck of Abismo and then with a final taunt ... BOOM !! ... smoke fills the ring as he's slammed solidly onto the exploding barb wire board with a vicious Sledge Hammer. As Sledge quickly covers him the ref slides to begin his count ...

1.
2. Checks Abismo's shoulders.
3 ... The bell rings signaling the first departure.

Tbc by Desperado or Sledge.

Elimination approved by both Abismo and Matt O.

[Tommy Musashi]

Sledge breathing heavily but still rising up from the torn up beaten Abismo with a huge grin on his face. He turns around to find Crazy Boy desperately trying to get to his feet. The man walks over to him, grabbing locks of the Crazy kid’s hair, yanking back. He whispers something into his ear before pulling back and slugging Crazy boy across the jaw. He falls over like a heap of fresh meat ready to be destroyed by the most sickening of moves.

JP: Ya know, I have to admit.. Sledge Hammer is really dominating this match tonight.

Ray: Oooh yes, but then my despy will come out of no where and win the match. Just like he always does! Teehee!

Jimmy gets irritated and shoves Ray off the commentator chair.

Desperado comes lurking behind Sledge Hammer with a thumbtack bat in hand. Before even getting five feet from the huge man, he turns around and spots the destined man in the act. Sledge lifts and eye brow as if to explain what the hell is he trying to pull. Desperado shrugs and tries to charge and swing at him anyway which was easily dodge. He throws in another swing but Sledge quickly rolls out of the ring away from his opponent.

Ray: Oh come on babies! Go attack the goody two shoes!

JP: Will you shutup!

Desperado runs back across the ring to bounce off the ropes to give him full momentum, but just as he was coming back Crazy Boy was just getting up to his feet. Desperado stops in his tracks and pays his attention at the man who just rose. He smirks and before Crazy Boy had time to re-cooperate from the last punch to the face, one cheek was covered in tack holes. The impact of the bat threw him over the near by rope to the outside of the ring.

Ray: YES YES YES YES YE- *Sledge boots Ray off the chair*

JP: See what you did you idiot? You brought Sledge Hammer over here!

Sledge Hammer throws off the top of the commentator’s table, and pulls out the monitors. JP gets out of the way pulling Ray with him. Desperado finally finds his opportunity by briskly sliding out of the ring and impaling the lower back of Hammer’s body with the thumbtack bat. He yelps in pain, lowering to his knees. He straddles over Sledge and wraps the thumbtack bat around his neck, pulling the head back as the tacks impale into the skin, blood slowly releasing from the body.

JP: Oh man! We could see another elimination right here!

tbc

[Desperado]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“That was heavy blow from Desperado, Sledge Hammer is going to be feeling that for quite some time.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Now that’s the optimistic thinking I was talking about. Desperado can finish this off, all he needs to do is slam Sledge‘s ass through this table which Sledge Hammer himself so thoughtfully set-up.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“You shouldn‘t be encouraging the use of our announcers table as the means of hurting superstars. It is not to be used as a weapon.”[/center][/color]

Desperado loads Sledge Hammer’s limp body onto the announcers table and stand besides it with a huge grin on his face. Desperado holds his opponent by the hair, as his mind whirls around with tons of different idea’s bouncing in and out until one grabs his attention with a strong correspondence. Desperado grabs the vacated announcers chair and wraps the steel carefully around Sledge Hammer’s head. The grin on his face continues to grow larger as the moment he is visualizing comes closer to reality. He carefully places himself in a vertical position on the guard-rail parallel to the announcers table and taunts the crowd, beckoning their jeering with call of his fingers. He looks down upon his opponent who is slightly stirring and launches himself from the guard-rail with a forward knee dive, Sledge manages to roll out of the way in the nick of time as Desperado’s knees sink into the announcers table in full vigour as gravity forces Desperado to crash, leaving him in a pile of rubble and a heavy load of bruises and over flowing pain.

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::

[/u]
“Oh no, … My poor Despy, what have you done to him you monster. Sledge Hammer is going to pay for this Jimmy, and he is going to pay very dearly once my Despy makes full recovery.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Desperado brought this upon himself. In an attempt to bring pain upon his opponent he took a mighty risk which has left him in a pile of trouble he brewed up himself. It was the costliest of mistakes and the only one to blame is Desperado. By the way, what is it in you that makes you believe Desperado can recover from the heaviest of falls. He‘s practically out-cold and yet you still believe he is going to make Sledge Hammer pay.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“My Despy Wespy needs all the support he can get and if these fans can‘t give him any, then I‘ve got to be the one to cheer him on.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“I‘m sure you would have more fun if you enjoyed the match for the great wrestling these guys produce and not your own dear fantasies.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Now now Jimmy, … there is nothing wrong with a bit of fantasizing. You should try yourself sometime, its quite a bit of fun.”[/color][/center]

Sledge has little time to celebrate his success as his other opponent leap in through the ropes with a suicide dive knocking Sledge Hammer into the ground. The steel chair around his neck causing him to choke as his head is almost guillotined. All three men lay on the ground, exhausted as pain showers over them. Each one having suffered his own share of brutalities. The fresh wounds and sore bodies are sufficient to give evidence for this with the splattered blood removing any remaining doubts. Crazy Boy is first to recover, showing signs of movement in his right arm which provides with the support to lift him back to both feet. He staggers around for a few moments as the after effects come into play. Once confident on to stand, Crazy boy lifts Sledge Hammer to his feet and removes the chair from around his neck, dragging his bruised-out body back into the ring where the referee awaits for the next elimination. Crazy Boy covers his opponent, not bothering to hook the leg as the referee brings his hand down for the count.

One, …

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“This is it Ray, looks like its over for Sledge Hammer. His dreams of holding the Golden Angel title end here I guess.”[/color]

Two, …

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“I never really he possessed the qualities of a champion. He should be proud of making it so far in this tournament and lasting till now.”[/color][/center]

Sledge Hammer’s shoulder shoots up an instant before the referee’s hand hits the mat for the third time in succession and gasps of shock fill the crowd as the heel manages to kick-out in the nick of time. Crazy Boy has his mouth open in shock with the lines of his head indicating a look of disappointment. Crazy Boy is beyond frustrated as there are still two opponents standing between him an the Golden Angel title.

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“Oh my, how he managed to survive is beyond me. What do you think Ray?”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Me?, … I never doubted him for a second.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“ Oh sure you didn‘t.”[/color] (sarcastically)[/center]

Crazy Boy delivers a fist to Sledge Hammer’s skull before moving across the ring. Sledge Hammer finds a moment of peace as Crazy Boy is fidgeting through the heap of weapons. With the many choices available, the idiosyncratic choice of a mouse trap puzzles the majority of spectators watching. Crazy Boy sets up the instrument carefully and places besides the hand of Sledge Hammer. A cheeky grin appears on his face as he lifts the mop. He holds the mop inverted, using the pole end to push the mouse trap along the ground, nearing it to the hand of his opponent. A loud ‘SNAP’ fills the arena followed by a large scream from the Sledge Hammer as steel traps his fingers in a tight lock. Streams of pain run down Sledge Hammers hand as he finds it difficult to remove the rodent ensnarement apparatus. Crazy Boy cannot hold back his laughter and the crowd soon join in with the hilarity of the event. Sledge Hammer is furious, his face turning a bright red from anger and humility.

Sledge Hammer forcefully, manages to remove the mouse trap off his hands leaving deep red line of bruised which seems to be turning purple by the second. Crazy Boy brings the mop down with a quick swing, Sledge Hammer takes a step to the left and grabs hold of the domestic cleaning equipment with both hands. A battle sets out in the middle of the ring as both men begin to pull and tug at the wooden stick with both hands, each one not willing to let the other makes use of it. Sledge Hammer manages to get the upper hand as his strength outmatches his opponent. Crazy Boy realising the prospect of losing out decides to release his hold on the mop as Sledge Hammer pulls with all his might using his weight to assist him. Crazy Boys fingers let go of the mop at the precise moment sending Sledge Hammer crashing to the ground, his own weight going against him. Desperado is shown in the background making recovery from his foolish incident earlier. There is another outburst of laughter from both Crazy Boy and the crowd causing more frustration to the already frustrated Sledge Hammer. Humility and embarrassment causing him not to think and make irrational mistakes. Sledge Hammer charges in with the mop in full force, in an attempt to wipe the smile off of his opponents face. As he approaches nearer, Crazy Boy crouches down. Sledge Hammer tries to reduce the speed he is running with but its too late. Crazy Boy lifts his body at the precise moment Sledge Hammer reached him and heaves his body over the top rope and lets it ‘THUD’ onto the hard floor outside the ring. Sledge Hammer bares a look of discomfort as his body feels like its been rundown by a heavy truck.

Crazy Boy admires his genius thinking not knowing Desperado has slid into the ring behind him. Crazy Boy continues to taunt to the crowd and make a fool out of Sledge Hammer as Desperado stalks him from a crouched position behind him. The crowd now what’s coming, the spectators watching at home know what’s coming, even Ray White knows what’s coming. The only person to be unaware of this seems to be Crazy Boy who is over pleased with himself with his accomplishment. Crazy Boy turns away from the collapsed state of Sledge Hammer right into Desperado’s trap. The deadly and dangerous Desperado dashes in with a flash, wrapping his right arm around the head of Crazy Boy and drives it into the mat with a devastating DKO. The crowd let their annoyance be known to Desperado as ‘Desperado Sucks, ... Desperado Sucks’ chants come into existence. Desperado taunts the crowd pointing out that he is the only man still standing in this match-up. He doesn’t waste time in covering up his opponent for the elimination to come into place.

One, …

Two, …

Thre, …

Crazy Boy manages to lift his right shoulder up just in time for the referee to hold his hand from striking the mat for the third time. Desperado is fuming in anger and begins towering the referee shouting words of threat and using techniques of intimidation sending the referee into the corner of the ring in fear. Desperado aggression shows no tolerance as he lifts a a salmon taped to a trash can lid with "Fish-O-War" on it. He slams the trash lid into Crazy Boy’s face continuously causing blood to force its way out of his nose and lip which have been busted open by Desperado. “Eat fish you stupid son-of-a-b*tch” can be clearly heard as Desperado drives the trash can into the face of his opponent.

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“Does this guy have no fear of God? Does he hold anything in his heart besides pain and anger? Does he have no conscience?”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“I don‘t know the answer to any of those questions Jimmy but I do no my Despy is taking that title home.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“You‘re as despicable as that monster in the ring.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“I hope by ‘Monster‘ you mean ‘Sexy Beast‘. Besides it’s a hardcore, it’s the least he can offer to the fans. He is using the weapons they have provided and you said yourself, wrestling is about entertaining the crowd and that’s exactly what he is doing.”[/center][/color]

Desperado stops the clattering of Crazy Boy’s face, blood is pouring down heavily. He grabs hold of Crazy Boy’s hair and drags him onto his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders in a fireman carry position. He waits for the jeering of the crowd to get louder before dropping his opponent on top of the Sledge Hammer onto the outside of the ring. He follows them up and drags them both along the ground showing no respect for them. He tows them to where he set his pane of glass earlier, in between the two tables. He heaves both his opponents onto the table-glass set-up and drives half a dozen punches into their heads to make sure they stay down. Once happy with their states he moves towards a steel ladder and slides into the ring where he places it to near the outside of the ring, with the glass pane and table set-up standing beneath it. He salutes the crowd goodbye as he begins to climb the construction of steel, showing no fear into where it will lead him. Taking no notice of the heavy beating of his heart of the fatigue crying out in his muscles. He climbs to the top of the eight foot ladder and towers over the drained out bodies of his opponents.

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::

[/u]
“Don‘t do it Despy, … Please. It‘s not worth it.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“This guy is beyond crazy, he‘s a psychopath. He‘s not only going to cause injury to his opponents but also to himself, that’s a 12 foot height he is at and a fall from there can end a career.”[/color][/center]

Desperado takes a deep breath and looks towards the sky. Once his mind is set, he soars into the sky. Somersaulting an aerial manoeuvre in the impression of a shooting star with such elegance and flowing nature that fans get off their seats in awe. It seems like a whole age before Desperado crashes into bodies of his opponents below, sending all three superstars through shattered wood and glass. The arena is silent as the whole crowd stares at the outcome of the fall before someone sets of a ‘This is Awe-Some, ... This is Awe-Some’ chant and soon the whole crowd is cheering the superstars on.

TBCB …

[crazyboy]

After a few moments of cheering from the audience and unrelated chatter from the commentators talking about up and coming matches, and current form of various superstars Desperado stumbles back to his feet breathless. Looking down with a smirk on his face at the damage and pain inflicted he sees Sledge Hammer also stirring and leaning on the ladder for support. Crazy Boy still laying with rubble and debris strewn about him is almost motionless. Sledge started to feel his second wind and looks around him as if an eagle looking for breakfast. Desperado recognizing the look of sheer anger slightly backs away and picks up the nearest object that he almost trips over. Sledge yells profanities at the younger superstar who almost panics, but to his credit holds his ground and gets ready to swing the acoustic Guitar. Dodging the guitar barely Sledge roughly grabs him by arm twists him, then puts his arm around his head and punches him solidly in the stomach before dropping him with a ddt on to the guitar which had fallen in the struggle.

That may be the break that Sledge needed to get back on top of the match.

Oh No .. I hope Desperado is ok after getting that nasty DDt through that guitar. maybe I should give him mouth to mouth CPR.

Just stay in your damn seat and call the match ... Sometimes I don't even know why I bother coming out here.

Because secretly deep down you love your Co-Commentator ?

{ Rolls his eyes as he smacks Ray on the back of his head with his folder. }

Getting back to his feet feeling pleased with himself Sledge momentarily forgets about the third Fighty fighty person in the match and only remembers when a glass window comes crashing down on his head. Still holding the wooden frame as the glass shatters every where Crazy Boy follows up by breaking the frame across the back of Sledge who cries out in agony. As the audience begin cheering Crazy Boy on, Sledge grabs the ankle of him and drags him as he rolls over causing Cb to loose balance and fall to his knee. Sledge tries take advantage of the situation and punches the kidney area with all the force he can muster. As he delivers a third punch Cb is somehow able to block the punch and twist the arm into a modified hammerlock. Grumbling in annoyance Sledge taps his shoulder to relieve some of the pain as Cb uses the advantage to get back to his feet. Out of no where Sledge releases an almost prime evil scream and is able to distract Cb enough to bring an elbow to his jaw staggering him backwards. Shaking his arm to get feeling and blood flowing again he springs to his feet unleashing a clothesline on Cb that causes him to flip in the air before coming down with a crash.

That will teach the goody two shoes for trying to hurt the poor Sledge Hammer.

If you don't quit it Ray ... seriously .. I'm going to find a replacement co-commentator.

Yeah .. yeah .. I heard that too many times already Jimmy. Admit it ... you love me and would be lost with out me. { laughs }

Desperado eventually back to his feet shaking the cob webs out hears the commotion behind him and turns to see Crazy Boy almost decapitated with an impressive clothesline from Sledge. Picking up a chair Desperado sneaks up behind Sledge and attempts to swipe him with it , but that plan comes to shambles as he steps on broken glass which gets Sledge attention. Crazy Boy begins to come to life again as he sees Desperado kicked in the midsection and suplexed landing beside him. Trying to laugh at the predicament even though it hurts his ribs Cb grabs hold of the apron and gets to his feet but his balance is gone and falls to his knees. Sledge charges at Cb trying to take advantage of the situation, some how Cb is able to counter it with a drop toe hold type move to send him face first into the steel steps. With adrenalin starting to pump through his veins Cb is back to his feet, ignores Sledge and instead goes hunting the other foe. Finding an old volvo bonnet he drags it to where desperado is laying and slightly lifts it up slamming it down on top of him. Getting back in the ring under the rope Cb picks up a chair, sets it up beside the ropes. taking a few steps back he runs towards the chair, jumps off the chair and on to the ropes then flips in a shooting star plancha landing directly onto the bonnet and Desperado ...

Tbc Sledge / Desperado.

[Tommy Musashi]

JP: Wow! Its like a car wreck down there!

Ray: poor despy... Hang in there baby, once this match is over. I'll have you wrapped in warm blankets and I personally will take care of your hot sexy wounds-

JP: Will you stop thinking about your damn fantasys! These men are sacraficing themselves to just win this match!

Sledge stumbled around, the sudden blood loss caused him to see things a little blurry. He tries to shake it off and look for the other competitors. On the way, he finds an interesting weapon that had his homestate flag on it. He grabbed the huge steel pole with the California state flag and continues to walk in the same direction.

The two were breathing heavily, exhausted, but not too exhausted to be done for in the match. Crazy Boy's eyes suddenly shot open and kips up with another sudden boost of adrenaline.

JP: Damn! I mean.. Dang! Crazy Boy is going non-stop!

Ray: poor despy wespy poor despy wespy kill cwazy wazy.

Crazy Boy quickly goes for the pin on Desperado, but alas only a quick two count was achievable on the tired "sexy" Desperado. Crazy Boy lets it go, turning around to go look for Sledge. Just to find a steel pole to the head instead. Crazy Boy fell in a heap on the ground, a huge crack, fluids of red slowly crossing his face and onto the floor. Sledge sickoning grin, as he continues over to the man who is loved by Ray, and probably only Ray by the way these fans are booing at him. You can hear the sudden yell of the Hammer,"PAY BACK TIME!" He cradles over the rising Desperado and throws the steel pole across his neck,yanking back. Desp's eyes began to burst open, his arms grappling at the pole. He can feel the delaying of submission and death coming before him. The life being drained out of him as Sledge Hammer continued to apply immense pressure.

JP: Oh man! Its only a matter of seconds before we will probably see another elimination right here!

Ray: No! My Despy!

Ray Leaves the commentators desk to Desperado's aid.

JP: No Ray! Get back here!

Ray grabs a steel bucket on the way and smacks it over the man who was killing his fantasy boyfriend. Sledge let go of Desperado and looks back up toward Ray where the hit barely even phased the man, knowing it was just a small tap on the head. Ray looks scared, and shocked, unable to move from his position. Sledge Hammer grabbed the steel bucket from his hands and shoved it over Ray's head. "SON OF A BITCH!" With this he puts a right fist into the bucket a huge dent was left with Ray falling to the floor.

JP: Oh man! And Ray is down! Like I'm going to go in there and help Ray.

Sledge Hammer looks around and finds Crazy Boy crawling into the ring, bloody and a mess. Another sickening smile places over Sledges face as he slides into the ring. He pulls up the Crazy kid up to his feet and grabs his head in the opposited direction of then a DDT, and then drops down, lifting one knee upward into the boy's back, and then easily holding it in that position applying the deathly submission hold.

JP: Oh man! Forging the Weak! Forging the Weak! That has to be it for Crazy Boy!

Crazy Boy's hands goes in a frenzy, unable to grab anything around him. The sudden loss of air causing him to lose more energy by each second. "TAP YOU SCUM!" Crazy Boy refuses, continuing to hold on, till finally.. His arm went limp and the referee runs in to lift the arm "1!" He lifts up the arm once again,"2!" And for the last time, he lifts it up once more-

JP: WHAT!? WHAT!? Desperado just saved Crazy Boy! Or, he just wanted payback. Man, it does feel a little empty around here not hearing Ray's voice. Are you awake yet my homosexual little friend!? I guess not.

Sledge releases the hold and grabs on the back of his head, the pain vibrating through his entire body. Sledge Hammer still gets up to meet the eyes of Desperado holding one of the chairs, as he follows up his manuever with a quick Gulluitine with the chair. Sledge panicking grabbing onto his throat. Desperado places the steel ladder against one of the ropes in a diagonal position, then coming back to the rising Sledge Hammer and tries to Irish him toward it. The move was easily reverse and he irish wips Desp instead. Desperado easily stops himself close by the ladder, and Sledge Hammer still a little buzzed from the chair shot, charges at full force. Desperado meeting the opportunity, flips around and DKO's Sledge Hammer onto the Ladder, causing a huge crack in the middle base of the weapon.

JP: OH MY GOD! Desperado out of no where with the DKO! He's taking the advantage!

Desperado jumps on the opportunity with the hook of the leg, the crowd following allong with the count.

1..!

2..!

3..!

"Sledge Hammer has been eliminated from the match!"

JP: And now we are down to two! Desperado and Crazy Boy! Oh my!

tbc

[Desperado]

Desperado taunts the crowd with a arms outstretched on either side representing an eagle ready to swoop down upon his prey. He places himself carefully into the corner of the ring, just in front of the top-right turnbuckle, awaiting for his opponent to make it back to his feet. His opponent, Crazy Boy is still in the process of treating himself from the excruciating submission hold. Desperado is eager to drive his body into his opponent and is losing patience in the process of waiting for such a long time. He sets off his run a little too early giving Crazy Boy the edge to anticipate the movement of his opponent. Crazy Boy, almost to his feet hears the charge of Desperado’s feet rushing in and with a quick piece of thinking, he falls to the ground whilst turning to face Desperado. Crazy Boy lifts his feet as Desperado draws nearer. Desperado already aware of the situation he faced makes a full forced attempt to slow down but his initial run proved to out-match his following efforts as he smashes into Crazy Boys feet. His boots ramming into Desperado’s chest. The Technically gifted superstar struggles to stay on his feet as the blow leaves him gasping for breath. Crazy Boy flips back onto his feet as the driver’s seat becomes empty once again and Crazy Boy does not waste a moment of time in taking it.

Crazy Boy charges in with a gamengiri, smashing his foot into the side of Desperado’s head, sending him sprawling to the canvas. Crazy Boy stands above his opponent and taunts to the crowd before running across the ring onto the ropes, using them as a springboard to flip back of them and executing a fast flowing lionsault. A grunt is heard from Desperado as Crazy Boy land upon his front and covers him for the pin fall. The referee slides in to make the count.

One, …

Two, …

Desperado manages to lift his shoulder in time. Crazy Boy now familiar to being in this situation does not bother wasting time in disappointment and moves onto his next move right away. Crazy Boy lifts Desperado to his feet and holds him up with great difficulty as Desperado finds it hard to keep balance with his legs floating around as if they were made of jelly. After a moment of struggle, Crazy Boy manages to hold Desperado in a steady position as he applies an inverted face lock. He then forces Desperado to fall down to the mat with his face flat against the ground. Crazy Boy straddles across to sit on his opponent’s upper back whilst still holding the face lock. Whilst sit on Desperado’s back, he pull Desperado’s head in reverse, stretching his opponent’s neck and upper body backwards. Desperado struggles to break free of the hold as the submission begins to grow more painful by the second and before very long, it seems to be unbearable. Desperado uses his fingers to try and remove the hands of Crazy Boy from around his head. With time running out and Crazy Boy’s not loosening quick enough, Desperado digs his nails deep into his opponent’s hand causing them to rip open and bleed. Crazy Boy yelps in pain and consequently releases the hold as his hand begins to sting, giving Desperado yet another lifeline to stay in the match.


Crazy Boy lifts Desperado by the locks of his hair and drags him across the ring and into the turnbuckle. His head colliding with the post. Crazy Boy leaves him to rest on the turnbuckle as he searches the ring for another weapon. It is at this time he realises there is a troubled Ray White in the ring with a steel bucket stuck on his head. Crazy Boy cannot hold back his laughter or the tears that are forming as a result. At first the thought of leaving him to roam around like a headless chicken seems hilarious but the nobleness within him decides to help the poor man find his way back. Ray White, who is unable to see anything begins to feel his way around. His hands land on the sweaty and bloody body of Crazy Boy who draws back instantly. Crazy Boy grabs the handle of the bucket that is around his head and drags him across the ring till he reaches the ropes. Here he rolls his out of the ring and leaves the rest for Jimmy Pate to take care off.

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::

[/u]
“Are you alright, you were in that mess for a very long time. Your lucky Crazy Boy found you and helped you outside. There was no knowing what Desperado would have made of you if he found you in there.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“That was the whole point of staying in the ring, so that Desperado could find me and do what he does best.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“You still cheer the heel-factor even though it was Crazy Boy who came to your rescue. Sledge Hammer was the one who put the bucket on your head and struck you senseless.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“Not completely senseless, although I couldn‘t see or hear anything, I could feel the presence of Desperado in the ring which is what kept me going for a long time. If Crazy Boy hadn‘t come along and pulled me out, Desperado and I would be celebrating our honeymoon by now.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“Your despicable. Instead of appreciating the goodness of Crazy Boy, he blames him for ruining his fantasy. I will never understand you my homosexual buddy.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“You do love me really don’t you, you just called me your ‘homosexual buddy’. Can you at least try and take this thing of my head cause I obviously can’t. I want to see my Desperado in action.”[/color]

::{{~~Jimmy Pate~~}}::[/u]
“I‘m sorry but I am not removing that steel bucket of your head, it saves me the horror of watching your face as you fantasize about Desperado. If you want to know what’s happening, then you’ll just have listen to me commentating on the match.”[/color]

::{{~~Ray White~~}}::[/u]
“This is going to be sooooo boring.”[/color][/center]

[crazyboy]

With his back to the ropes, Crazy Boy didn't see or hear Desperado get back to his feet and pick up a light tube in the shape of a Jewish star. Just as he turns around he gets a martial arts style kick to the side of his jaw which drops like the five pound bag of spuds. Not stopping there Desperado puts the star under his back, taunts him with a chorus of boos from the fans, climbs the turn buckle performs a final taunt and flips backwards in a 450 splash. As Desperado crashes on to Crazy Boy the star shatters under his back tearing the flesh and causing him excruciating pain which he is unable to hide. Instead of going for a pin, Desperado rolls out of the ring and finds some barb wire. An evil scheme suddenly over comes him with glee as he sets up a table, places the barb wire on it, then places a pane of glass over the barb wire.

" Now Crazy Boy is in trouble Jimmy. Despy is going to end the match with this move."

" He hasn't done any move as of yet Ray. Just wait and see what happens. I'm sure both competitors as beat as they are still have a lot left in there tank to drive them till only one is left standing victoriously."

Just for the hell of it he places a cut out of Paris Hilton on the glass, so at least when he passes out he will have someone to fantasize about. Sliding back in the ring, the agony of the match partially fading but the bruises and blood still clearly showing he almost appears shocked as Crazy Boy is no longer where he was laying. The only evidence is a broken star and a small puddle of blood. Almost scared to look behind him Desperado turns around, but much to his relief he sees nothing behind him , in the air or on the ground. Feeling arrogant that his opponent has merely slid him self out of the ring cowering in fear from his greatness a smirk appears on his face. Turning around again full of confidence he is launched over the rope with a cactus clothesline from a very pissed off Crazy Boy.

As they fly over the rope out of control both of the superstars crash through the table with the glass destroying itself under there weight and both end up tangled in the barb wire laying on a broken cardboard cut out. The ref sliding out of the ring to check on them both signals it's ok to continue. Gasping for air as the barb wire bites into there skin Crazy Boy and Desperado slowly and painfully get themselves untangled. Soon both are on there knees exchanging left and right punches that are more like slaps that seem to remind audience members of the batteries in a radio going flat. Desperado having had more time previously to recover how ever is able to get a cheap eye rake to Crazy Boy giving him enough time to get back to his feet. Once back to his feet Desperado looks around and notices a shopping cart not far from where he is standing. Distracted with his newest idea has given Crazy Boy enough time to untangle the rest of the barb wire and back to his feet.

" I know you have told me before Jimmy ... but how are these two superstars still going? "

" That question Ray can never be fully understand, you have to be in the ring and feel the passion and the desire for a chance at a title. Basically you have to be physically fit. After that it's sheer determination. "

" What ever it is Jimmy, neither are going to be the same after this, I just hope Despy's face won't be too badly injured. "

"Oh No ... here we go again. There is still more than one superstar in that ring Ray. Both are going to be carrying scars after this slobber knocker. "

Throwing the cart at Crazy Boy and sending him almost back into the barb wire Desperado quickly grabs a chair and follows up slamming it on the head of his opponent. Using almost all of his reserve energy he picks him up and places him in the shopping cart. Looking around he picks up some things like light tubes and skateboard deck, golf club and a thumb tack chair then places it in the cart. An evil glint in his eye and he pushes the cart up the ramp heading towards the entrance. Disappearing behind the curtains Desperado pushes the cart down the hallway bumping into innocent bystanders and causes others to hug the wall just to get out of his way. Crazy Boy begins to show signs of life, so desperado waits a second and picks up the golf club. Satisfied he isn't getting up he continues on his way. Eventually reaching his chosen " destiny " ... Desperado opens the door and pushes the shopping cart through the door and with a slight effort jogs a little lets go of the cart.

Tbc Desperado.