Post by samantha on May 23, 2008 5:49:47 GMT -5
after the gauntlet of the Queen and Kings foes have finally ceased to be, the two push open the exit doors and walk into the parking lot. They say nothing for several moments, both still a bit annoyed at the run in's they just had. Finally, Samantha breaks the silence...
"Jeeeeeeeesus Vlad, exactly how many enemies do you have? We just got harrassed by a lightining in a can flash in the pan pop corn fart....I have never really seen Dave that mad Vlad. "
" meh, I'll deal with that kid in due time."
They continue to walk on, Samantha folds her arms while she walks, obviously upset about something...
"And why did you hold me back? I was going to beat the hell out of that plastic...... bottle nosed dolphin little bus skank and her flavor of the day Rhaps. Speaking of which, he looks so diffrent than I remember, has blonde hair now and all."
"Yeah, his hair color matches that yellow streak running down his back and the piss running down his leg. Notice how he didn't man up and say some wise cracks, which is unlike him. What a puss haha. As for holding you back, girl you need to calm down. I know you like to fight and beat people up but tonight is one of celebration and I am not going to get lured into a whole bunch of stupid drama by those wimpy assed little wannabe justice league heroes."
Samantha relaxes some, Vlad makes a good point so she brightens up, putting what just happened backstage behind her.
"Ok so is it ok if we have your celebration at...lets say....coyote ugly, I swear you'll love the girls there they look alot like the ones in the movie"
"sounds good to me, let's go."
They walk a little bit more, Vlad begins breaking away from her, heading towards his own car.
"Ooohhh no you don't, I will drive...and we are taking my truck. I will not take no for an answer on this one."
He just chuckles and walks with her down the lot until they come to her beast of a truck. It is a Red, 2005 Ford F250 Super duty crew cab. 7.3 liter power stroke V-8 Diesel with turbo fuel injection. The truck is lifted 14 inches, sitting on 40x15.50-20 toyo open country M/T tires. Vlad looks on in a bit of awe of this truck, not expecting Samantha to be driving one but as he thinks about it, he realizes it makes perfect sense and truly fits with her.
She climbs up on the side bar and opens the passenger door and gives him an inviting motion. Vlad raises his brow at her, taken aback a little bit from Samantha's old school akward kinda chivalry...usually in the ole days the man would open the door for the woman. He steps up and into the passenger seat as she jumps down. He closes the door as she walks around to her side and climbs up into the driver seat. The interior is mostly black and very clean n shiny, very well kept. She starts the engine which sends a loud rumbling sound throughout the lot. She looks over at him as he sits next to his door...
"If you are going to ride with me, you can't sit waaaaay over there."
She pats the middle of the bench style seat, which will put him next to her. She power locks the door and waits. He looks at her for a moment then shrugs, giving a "ah what the hell" kinda look as he moves to the middle, relaxes and extends his arms atop the spacious seat. She smiles and pulls out of the parking spot which takes up two and a half actually. She puts it into gear and begins to drive...
"Samantha, are you sure we are going to make it to the bar tonight or are we going to have to stop at every gas station in between haha? Looks like this is quite the gas guzzler, hope you have a small fortune in your purse, damn gas prices."
She looks over at him and laughs at his little joke...
"No, I don't have a small fortune in my purse but I got a small ummm 'fortune' that you can get your hands on"
As she says it, she gives him a seductive look and smirk. He shakes his head and laughs. She suddenly brings the truck to a slow crawl and looks off to the right front. Vlad follows her eyes, seeing that she is looking at a motorcycle parked in a spot that has two vacant spots next to it.
"Is that Rhaps' motorcycle?"
"Yeah, sure looks like it.....or it could be Wrecking balls....definitely one of theirs though. Then again does it really matter haha?"
The two laugh like psycho's as Samantha puts the truck in gear and speeds towards the motorcycle. She swerves into it and runs over it. The motorcycle comes to a shattered demise under the power of her truck. She keeps on going, the two laughing as they go and sarcastically speaking.....
"oh my god i didn't see that speed bumb there."
"I don't think it was a speed bumb, I think it was a deer haha"
"Or a small child maybe hahaha"
"Or maybe a infant baby you sick b**ch hahahahahha"
They continue to drive, exiting the parking lot area.
"Damn it vlad, you jinxed me you assh**e, I need to stop and get some gas grrrrr"
TBCB Vlad in the "downtown" section if he does so chose to continue this.
"Jeeeeeeeesus Vlad, exactly how many enemies do you have? We just got harrassed by a lightining in a can flash in the pan pop corn fart....I have never really seen Dave that mad Vlad. "
" meh, I'll deal with that kid in due time."
They continue to walk on, Samantha folds her arms while she walks, obviously upset about something...
"And why did you hold me back? I was going to beat the hell out of that plastic...... bottle nosed dolphin little bus skank and her flavor of the day Rhaps. Speaking of which, he looks so diffrent than I remember, has blonde hair now and all."
"Yeah, his hair color matches that yellow streak running down his back and the piss running down his leg. Notice how he didn't man up and say some wise cracks, which is unlike him. What a puss haha. As for holding you back, girl you need to calm down. I know you like to fight and beat people up but tonight is one of celebration and I am not going to get lured into a whole bunch of stupid drama by those wimpy assed little wannabe justice league heroes."
Samantha relaxes some, Vlad makes a good point so she brightens up, putting what just happened backstage behind her.
"Ok so is it ok if we have your celebration at...lets say....coyote ugly, I swear you'll love the girls there they look alot like the ones in the movie"
"sounds good to me, let's go."
They walk a little bit more, Vlad begins breaking away from her, heading towards his own car.
"Ooohhh no you don't, I will drive...and we are taking my truck. I will not take no for an answer on this one."
He just chuckles and walks with her down the lot until they come to her beast of a truck. It is a Red, 2005 Ford F250 Super duty crew cab. 7.3 liter power stroke V-8 Diesel with turbo fuel injection. The truck is lifted 14 inches, sitting on 40x15.50-20 toyo open country M/T tires. Vlad looks on in a bit of awe of this truck, not expecting Samantha to be driving one but as he thinks about it, he realizes it makes perfect sense and truly fits with her.
She climbs up on the side bar and opens the passenger door and gives him an inviting motion. Vlad raises his brow at her, taken aback a little bit from Samantha's old school akward kinda chivalry...usually in the ole days the man would open the door for the woman. He steps up and into the passenger seat as she jumps down. He closes the door as she walks around to her side and climbs up into the driver seat. The interior is mostly black and very clean n shiny, very well kept. She starts the engine which sends a loud rumbling sound throughout the lot. She looks over at him as he sits next to his door...
"If you are going to ride with me, you can't sit waaaaay over there."
She pats the middle of the bench style seat, which will put him next to her. She power locks the door and waits. He looks at her for a moment then shrugs, giving a "ah what the hell" kinda look as he moves to the middle, relaxes and extends his arms atop the spacious seat. She smiles and pulls out of the parking spot which takes up two and a half actually. She puts it into gear and begins to drive...
"Samantha, are you sure we are going to make it to the bar tonight or are we going to have to stop at every gas station in between haha? Looks like this is quite the gas guzzler, hope you have a small fortune in your purse, damn gas prices."
She looks over at him and laughs at his little joke...
"No, I don't have a small fortune in my purse but I got a small ummm 'fortune' that you can get your hands on"
As she says it, she gives him a seductive look and smirk. He shakes his head and laughs. She suddenly brings the truck to a slow crawl and looks off to the right front. Vlad follows her eyes, seeing that she is looking at a motorcycle parked in a spot that has two vacant spots next to it.
"Is that Rhaps' motorcycle?"
"Yeah, sure looks like it.....or it could be Wrecking balls....definitely one of theirs though. Then again does it really matter haha?"
The two laugh like psycho's as Samantha puts the truck in gear and speeds towards the motorcycle. She swerves into it and runs over it. The motorcycle comes to a shattered demise under the power of her truck. She keeps on going, the two laughing as they go and sarcastically speaking.....
"oh my god i didn't see that speed bumb there."
"I don't think it was a speed bumb, I think it was a deer haha"
"Or a small child maybe hahaha"
"Or maybe a infant baby you sick b**ch hahahahahha"
They continue to drive, exiting the parking lot area.
"Damn it vlad, you jinxed me you assh**e, I need to stop and get some gas grrrrr"
TBCB Vlad in the "downtown" section if he does so chose to continue this.