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Post by Metal Dragon on Jun 27, 2008 17:26:02 GMT -5
MD rolls out of the ring, then Gnarff and Hayden get to their feet as Luciano walks over to them only to receive a punch to the stomach from The Butcher who then grabs his hair and turns him around to walk him over to the ladder. Luciano gives Gnarfflinger an elbow to the ribs before standing up straight as Hayden runs across the ring to the ropes that are on the right of the ring when one faces the entrance ramp and bounces off before running back and jumping onto the third step of the ladder that faces the announce table, then the Jackass jumps at Luciano and Gnarff and sticks both arms out to the side. The double clothesline takes both men down before Hayden gets back up and turns to the ladder, then closes it and lays it across both of the men he just downed. Hardkore steps over the ladder and jumps onto the second rope, bouncing off and turning around then to the side to land stomach-first parallel to the ladder and driving it into the chests of both Gnarff and The Don.
Apart from the action, Metal Dragon has already set up two shorter ladders at the base of the entrance ramp side by side, then he pulls a table out from under the apron and slides it into the ring before sliding into the ring as well. MD turns the table over, then sticks its legs up to try to set it up as Dom gets up and begins walking over to him only to have Dragon deliver a right hand to the face and a stiff left punch to the chest that sends him stumbling back and doubles him over. MD puts Dom's head under his left arm and walks backward but Santiago gives him a low blow before sliding his head free. Dom wraps his right arm around MD's head to put him in a similar face lock before grabbing Dragon's waist with his free hand and quickly falling backward to snap MD overhead and make him hit the mat on his back, the Snap Suplex knocking the wind out of MD before he grabs MD's arms and pulls him onto the table lengthwise and face-up, Metal Dragon's legs being on each side of one leg while resting his head next to the other. Dominik grabs the top of one of the legs and drags the table to the corner before picking up that end and placing it between the top and middle turnbuckle, making MD lie on an incline before jogging closer to the middle of the ring. Dom turns around and runs at Dragon before diving forward and slamming his shoulder into MD's stomach, breaking the table under him. MD lies slumped in the corner as Dom rolls to the side and slowly gets up before turning back to the ladder only to see that Hayden has climbed onto the near side of the 15-foot ladder in the center of the ring, halfway to the top. The former King of Deathmatches jumps off of the ladder and kicks both feet out to connect a dropkick with Dominik's chest before Hayden backflips and lands on his stomach on the mat, Santiago then stumbling back and flipping over the top rope to land outside the ring face-down. Hayden gets up and takes a breather as the crowd begins cheering.
Hyper: "Hayden Hardkore just cleaned house! Here's his chance!"
Fuzz: "I want to see someone win this match, but I don't want it to end!"
Hayden grabs the title off of the ground and straps it around his waist before making his way over to the ladder that still is laid across Gnarff and Luciano only to have the two big guys throw the 15-foot-long weapon at him but he catches the top end, stumbling backward with the bottom end dragging on the ground. Gnarff and Luciano get up before The Butcher jumps and kicks the ladder with both feet to knock Hayden to the ground, then Luciano runs to the ropes nearest to Hayden and jumps onto the middle rope, then springs off of it and lands his back on the ladder with a Senton Splash. Luciano rolls off of the ladder and rolls Hayden over to take the Charging Glory belt off of his waist as Gnarfflinger picks up the ladder and begins setting it up in the center of the ring.
Metal Dragon, meanwhile, has already gotten out of the ring and pulled another table from under the ring. He slides it into the ring before sliding into the ring as well while Gnarff and Luciano begin trading punches to fight over the belt on the other side of the ring as MD slides the table on top of the two ladders, making a bridge out of it before seeing a neglected chair lying on the mat and picking it up, then putting it on top of the table for good measure. MD looks outside the ring and sees Dominik getting to his feet, then flops backward onto the canvas. MD sprawls out in the ring next to his contraption as Santiago slides under the bottom rope into the ring and glances at Dragon before deciding that he needs to go after Luciano and Gnarfflinger. Luciano delivers two quick right hands to The Butcher before gripping the title with both hands and hitting Gnarff square in the face with it, sending him to the mat. Luciano puts the belt over his right shoulder and begins climbing up the ladder as Dom climbs up the opposite side of the ladder. The two men reach the top at the same time and begin to trade punches before Luciano delivers a right, then places the title on the top of the ladder and delivers a left to the jaw of Dom. Dominik staggers but grabs the ladder to maintain his balance before grabbing the hook and pulling it away from Luciano. Santiago punches Anthony in the face but Luciano responds with a punch to Dom's stomach before putting his hands around Dom's midsection.
"He's gonna try to hit a Faghittaboutit off the damn ladder!"
"You gotta be kidding me!"
The Don steps up to the top step and lifts Dominik up, Santiago flipping forward to be lifted onto Luciano's shoulders with one leg on each side of his head. Dom begins pounding on the top of Anthony's head to stun him a little before he quickly wraps his legs around Luciano's head and leans back at an angle to send Luciano flipping forward off of the ladder before he falls all the way down and his back hits the canvas, shaking the whole ring as the crowd goes wild and Dominik lands on his hands and knees next to the ladder.
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
"HURRICANRANA OFF THE LADDER! OH MY GOD!!!"
Metal Dragon stares in awe at what just happened for a moment, the "G-H-Dub!" chant inaudible to all three other Fighty fighty persons in the ring as they gawk at what Dominik did before MD begins dragging the ladder closer to the contraption he built earlier, finally satisfied with the distance it stands from the ropes before seeing Dominik get to his feet after a breather. Gnarfflinger and Hayden grab the other 15-foot ladder and slide it under the bottom rope into the ring as MD and Santiago look up and eye the Charging Glory belt at the top of the ladder, MD begins climbing the side of the ladder near the ropes as Dom rushes to the other side and starts his ascent as well. Meanwhile, The Butcher and Hayden Hardkore set up their ladder in the center of the ring before they turn to see Dom and MD climbing the other tall ladder, then Gnarff tries to charge to that ladder but Hayden puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Wait and watch." Gnarfflinger grins and obliges as Luciano sits up next to the ropes and all three men watch Metal Dragon and Dominik Santiago, two people who are sick of each other, both climb the last half their ascent up the ladder as they both loom over the two 10-foot ladders with the table bridged over them, possibly just the thing to finish the vendetta that has existed since Total Carnage. Gnarfflinger whispers something to Hayden and the Jackass replies with a grin before nodding his head before The Butcher rushes out of the ring and reaches under the apron.
"All three men are about to watch either Dominik or Metal meet their demise, but what's Gnarfflinger up to?"
Gnarff pulls a small sack out from under the ring and slides back into the squared circle before walking over to the ropes next to the two ladders and the table and stepping onto the second rope. Gnarff opens the sack and throws a bunch of thumbtacks onto the table and chair as the crowd begins cheering. MD and Dom reach the top of the ladder and look at the thumbtacks for a moment, even more risk added to the possibility of putting a man through it as Dragon and Santiago both question whether they should really try to throw each other down through it. The two men look back at each other and Dom slaps MD in the face with his right hand before putting a middle finger in his face with the left while grabbing the title lying on top of the ladder with his right hand and putting it over his shoulder. MD throws Dom's left hand out of the way and punches him in the ribs, followed up by a punch to the stomach before MD puts Dom's head under his left arm and grabs Dom's waist with his right hand. Santiago desperately begins punching MD in the ribs to try to get out of the hold but Metal Dragon only gets more pissed off at Santiago before he tightens the front face lock on Dom to stun him for a moment, then falls backward while lifting Dominik Santiago up and suplexing him off of the ladder toward the two ladders with the table on top. Both men fall and crash through the table before MD's legs land on the ropes to break his fall as he lets go of Dom and lets him fall all the way down to the floor and the crowd lets their unanimous opinion of that move known with a "Holy shit!" chant.
"SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE ELEVATED TABLE! That was a table, a chair, and a hundred or so thumbtacks!"
"Dominik Santiago is dead. End of story."
MD slides off of the ropes and lets himself fall to the arena floor next to Dom, his legs apparently hurt from hitting the ropes as he begins holding his knee. The Charging Glory title lies between the two men as Hayden, Luciano, and Gnarff look at each other, their faces all having an expression of "Did you see that?"
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Post by Dominik Santiago on Jun 28, 2008 8:50:05 GMT -5
{CJ}: Talk about Hatred! Metal Dragon despises of Dominik to the point that he may have ended his career to prevent him from highlighting his! This has been a remarkable night.{Hyper}: All the donuts in the world wouldn't be able to live up to this excitement........ maybe!Gnarfflinger and Luciano look at each other, then at MD and Dom, then at the Charging Glory Championship shining in the light before looking at themselves again. The two titans exit the ring and run over to the carnage trying to get the Charging Glory Title. Hayden stands in the ring and waits probably plotting a plan. Gnarfflinger, The Butcher, The Veteran, reaches the Charging Glory Championship first and raises it off the ground. The veteran holds the championship, and buries it in his chest. The reunion is brought to an end when The Don levels Gnarfflinger in the back of an elbow shot. Luciano follows up with his attack by grabbing Gnarfflinger's arm, going under it, and twisting it. The Mafia King grabs Gnarfflinger's shoulder and throws completes the Irish Whip sending Gnarfflinger head on to the announcer table. The Butcher turns and his back smacks the side of the broadcast table hard and the impact causes the Butcher to drop the Charging Glory Championship and the pain causes him to drop to his knees and hold his back. The Don then recaptures the Championship. He clinches one of his fists and clutches the belt with his free hand and raises the belt high into the air. The fans reply with simple boos. The Don begins turning and beats his chest with the clinched hand. Facing the steel post with his back turned the Don is unaware of Gnarfflinger who has recuperated from the hard Irish Whip. As the Don begins to turn Gnarfflinger runs towards him, leaps into the air with his feet extended and pops his feet into Luciano's chest. The dropkick sends Luciano stumbling uncontrollably, and he falls hard into the steel post back and neck first. The Charging Glory Championship falls out of his hand. The Don holds his head and Gnarfflinger ventures over, and grabs the CGC. As he begins to walk away he is met once again by The Don who has recovered from the dropkick. Luciano clubs Gnarfflinger in the middle of his back with his forearm and Gnarfflinger retaliates smacking the Don across his bare chest with his backhand. The chop causes the fans to yell: "WOO!". And The Don begins to cover up. Gnarfflinger takes a shot at Luciano;s face but the Don ducks it and gives Gnarfflinger a chop and the fans again yell: "WOO!". Luciano then grabs the championship and tries to yank it out of Gnarfflinger's hand but the Butcher refuses to give it up. Luciano pulls another time only the force of the pull is harder and he causes Gnarfflinger to shift and the two begin a tug of war in the middle of the floor. With no side getting an advantage from the tugging the two warriors begin trading shots, punching each other while still both gripping the championship. Combination after the combination, the two stand, barely and as Luciano raises his fist for hoping for one knockout. Luciano's face turns from a confidence to confusion when Gnarfflinger turns his head from the attack and looks into the ring. Luciano drops his fist and he looks towards the ring also. He jaw begins to drop, the fans begin to rise to their feet and he knows its too late as Hayden, who was taking all those breathers and gathering his energy comes shooting through the middle rope. The Jackass comes crashing into the two titans knocking them down simultaneously. The three men lay scattered across the floor as the Charging Glory Championship flies over and lands against the crowd barricade. The fans show their appreciation as they begin chanting: That was awesome! That Was Awesome!"{Hyper}: Suicide Dive! Down goes Luciano, down goes Gnarfflinger, Down Goes Hayden and out goes the Charging Glory Championship.! {CJ}: who knew Hayden had some gas left in the tank, he appeared to be on E!{Hyper}: And if he can grab the belt this one is all over!Hayden rolls away from the bodies on the ground, and crawls towards the barricade where the Championship has fallen over to. Gnarfflinger crawls towards the steel steps and Luciano holds his head having caught the worst of the encounter. Dominik and Metal Dragon begin moving their bodies again and Hayden rises to his feet with the Championship in his grasp. Hardkore rolls into the ring and walks towards the ladder. Gnarfflinger looks under the ring and grabs a chair and rolls in quietly as Hayden begins climbing up the ladder. The Butcher enters the ring, runs to the ladder and levels Hayden in the back with the steel chair. The Jackass stops his climb completely and the Butcher levels him again with the chair only this time Hayden falls off the ladder and lands backfirst on the canvas dropping the championship onto the canvas. The Butcher, with some psychopathic intentions growing in his suicidal mind exits the ring, grabs another wooden table and introduces it into the action sliding it into the ring. The Butcher slides into the ring himself and sets the table up near the Jackass who tries to lift himself up. The Butcher grabs Hayden by the head and places it in between his legs. The Butcher tries to lift Hayden off of the canvas but Hayden counters, dropping to his knees. The Jackass then takes his forearm and drives it in between the Butchers legs low blowing him. The Butcher begins to hold his jewels and he back up and falls onto the wooden table. Hayden places his hand on the ladder and grabs the steel chair painted with blood from his back. Hayden seeking revenge levels the bloody Butcher straight in forehead. The Chair Shot causes the Butcher to fly on top of the wooden table. Hayden the looks up at the fans who are screaming and he begins to climb the 15 foot ladder. Hayden reaches the top of the ladder and the announcers stare on with confusion as Hayden stands at the top of the ladder without the Championship. The Jackass raises points his index finger into the sky and looks up before turning himself arond on top of the ladder. The Jackass suddenly leaps off the ladder performing a backflip. At the last moment Hayden makes a 180 degree turn and he lands on Gnarfflinger back first breaking the table. The Twisting Swanton Moonsault takes out the Butcher, breaks the table and makes the fans go in a complete frenzy as the "Holy Shit" chants begin to flood the arena. {Hyper}: TWISTING SWANTON MOONSALT OFF THE TOP OF A GOD DAMN 15 FOOT LADDER ONTO GNARFFLINGER THE BUTCHER!{CJ}: I didn't anticipate this match to be this brutal but my God it has.{Hyper}: Gnarfflinger should be broken in half.{CJ}: And like that table splattered into a million pieces!Metal Dragon to stunning the arena begins limp over to the crowd barricade. Dominik rolls on his chest and Luciano makes his way over to the ring. Luciano steps over the two broken bodies and grabs the Charging Glory Championship. Metal Dragon limps his way back into the ring and Dominik crawls over towards the ring. Santiago crawls under the ring cover and goes under the arena. He crawls out and comes out with a steel chain and begins crawling towards the steel steps. Meanwhile in the ring Luciano begins viciously attacking Metal Dragon's injured leg by swinging the Charging Glory Championship at him. After one hard swing that connects straight on the knee, Metal Dragon trips and falls onto the mat. Luciano drop's the Charging Glory Championship, grabs Metal Dragon's injured leg and begins to kick it repeatedly trying to put the Dragon out of commission. Luciano lifts Metal Dragon's leg up and turns him over on his stomach and slams the knee into the mat and MD screams. Metal Dragon tries to crawl out of the ring so Luciano steps on the injured knee and elevates putting pressure on the knee causing Metal Dragon to yell in pain once again. Dragon holds his head and continues to yell in agony. Dominik suddenly slips into the ring unnoticed. He hangs the chain out and sneaks up behind the Don. Dominik takes a breather and then wraps the chain around Luciano's neck. Dominik pulls Anthony off of Metal Dragon's leg and begins viciously choking Luciano. {CJ}: Good God! Dominik has got that chain around Luciano's throat and he choking him! This is barbaric!{Hyper}: Santiago has taken Hardcore to new heights!{CJ}: This isn't a deathmatch its a freaking ladder match! I've never seen so much carnage in a ladder match in my life! And for the Charging Glory Championship!{Hyper}: Yeah you'd think this be a ladder match for the King of Deathmatch Championship! This ladder match will be on the GHW awards show thats for sure!Dominik keeps the chain chokehold applied and Luciano's face begins to turn purple. Santiago positions himself so that his back is touching Luciano's while still holding the chain chokehold. Santiago drops down on his knees pulling bending Luciano cracking his back and his neck over his back with the chain still locked on his throat. The barbaric Modified Backbreaker hand in hand with the applied chain around the throat, equals pain for Luciano and barbaric success. Dominik lets go of the chain and Luciano falls to the mat holding his throat. Santiago stands tall as Metal Dragon, with a seemingly injured knee tries to pick himself up. Gnarfflinger begins to stir and Hayden moves and rests on a nearby corner. Santiago with a new adrenaline rush grabs the Charging Glory Championship, walks over to the ladder, and begins to move it around the ring until its directly under the dangling hook. Santiago then begins to climb the ladder as Hayden Hardcore makes his way out of the corner. Hayden stares at Dominik begins his ascension and walks over to the ladder and in pursuit of Santiago begins to climb. The two superstars meet at the top Santiago reaching it steps before Hayden raising the title to the hook but missing. When Hayden reaches the top he he levels Santiago with the 1-2 i.e., a jab and a right hook combination. Santiago out of desperation swings the Charging Glory Championship at Hayden but misses and the Jackass comes back with a vile, vicious and deadly haymaker looking hook that pops the cocky Santiago in the temple causing him to become dazed and nearly tip off the ladder. The Power of the Southpaw gives Hayden and opportunity to take a high risk and he does by grabbing Santiago by the head and forcefully heaving him off the top. Santiago, with the Charging Glory Championship comes crashing down into the mat like an anvil crashing into the ground. The force causes a shock and the ladder nearly falls over. Santiago is laid out, his back on the canvas as Hayden climbs all the way to the very tip of the top. The Jackass jumps off the top of the ladder with his arms extended out and lands burying his head into Santiago's chest. Hayden rolls off of Dominik and hold his head and Santiago rolls around like a crazed animal holding his gut screaming over the top of his lungs. {CJ}: Diving Headbutt off the top of the damn ladder! First Hayden hit the Twisting Swanton Moonsault off the ladder of the ladder and now we saw the Diving Headbutt. The Jackass surely killed off some braincells with that one.Gnarfflinger the Butcher finally begins really move his body as he crawls over to the ropes and begins using them to pick his body off the mat. The camera zooms in on the thousands of splinters covered in the pool of blood around his body. The Butcher makes it to his feet and stairs at Metal Dragon limping from the ropes over to the corner. The Butcher walks over to the turnbuckle directly across from Metal Dragon's turnbuckle and removes the padding from the top. Metal Dragon's stands leaning on the top turnbuckle face first in his corner and the Butcher walks over to the ladder and lays on the canvas a few inches away from the turnbuckle. Gnarfflinger walks over to Metal Dragon, grabs his arm and tries to Irish Whip him over to what ever twisted plan he has but Metal Dragon turns the Irish Whip at the last second into his own and throws the Butcher over and he crashes into the exposed turnbuckle back first. Metal walks over to the Butcher and places his hands around his head. Metal Dragon falls back on the mat and while the Butcher is coming forward places his feet in his gut and with his injured leg gets enough power sending Gnarfflinger over top of him crashing spine first on the ladder. {Hyper}: Monkey Flip on the ladder! Wow incredible!{CJ}: And what makes it more amazing is that Metal Dragon was able to get enough power in it especially considering his sore knee.Gnarfflinger rolls himself off of the ladder and out of the ring and Metal Dragon, holding his knee slides towards Dominik. Metal Dragon grabs the Charging Glory Championship and looks up at the hook. Dragon rolls over to the bottom rope and pulls himself up to the middle rope, then to the top rope and finally to his feet. The Stone Orchard member limps over to the ladder and grabs it. Metal Dragon leans on the ropes and picks the ladder up. He puts the Charging Glory Championship around his shoulder and limps with the ladder over to the middle of the ring where he takes his time to set up the ladder. When the ladder is finally set Metal Dragon places his arm on of the stairs and holds his leg with the other. MD's ascension, and climb for victory. Metal Dragon finally places a foot on the very first step and takes a long breath. He places his second foot and makes his way up the ladder while Hayden lifts himself up on one knee and begins shaking the cobwebs. Meanwhile Dominik begins to stir as does Luciano who seemed to be choked out and neck broken. {Hyper}: I bet all the donuts in the universe that there is no way Metal Dragon will make it up that ladder with his sprained knee. {CJ}: Thats a strong bet Hyper. Are you sure your willing to sacrifice a jelly filled, sprinkled, dough filled addiction for something you have no control over? {Hyper}: Your right what was I thinking! Me giving up donuts is like me giving you one! Lord knows that will never happen!TBC
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Post by Metal Dragon on Jun 29, 2008 13:34:33 GMT -5
MD desperately tries to speed up his ascent with the Charging Glory title over his left shoulder, his right knee trying to buckle every time he lifts that leg to try to climb the ladder. Hayden gets to his feet and walks over to the ladder that Dragon suplexed Dominik off of earlier, grabbing the railing of it and dragging it to the center of the ring so that it stands parallel and to the left of MD's ladder from the perspective of the entrance ramp. Hayden begins climbing his own ladder as Gnarfflinger is seen pulling a table from under the apron and sliding it into the ring. Dominik and Luciano get to their feet and set the table up in front of MD's ladder on the side that he isn't climbing on, finishing the setup right as The Butcher slides a second table into the ring. Hayden and MD reach the tops of their ladders as Jackass punches Dragon to prevent him from trying to hang the belt and win the match. MD responds with a punch of his own before Hayden grabs one end the belt from MD's shoulder but MD grabs the other end and the two engage in a small game of tug-of-war with the Charging Glory Championship as Gnarff slides into the ring. The Butcher begins climbing up MD's ladder as The Don starts ascending the other one, both in an effort to meet the two middleweights at the top as the tug-of-war with the title continues above them. MD leans back while pulling the belt, trying with all his might to make his current foe lose his balance but Hayden quickly pulls the belt toward himself and jumps behind MD while spinning around to be back-to-back with the former TV Champion, then reaches his left arm up to put his hand across MD's face before falling to his left of the ladder and landing back-first on the canvas to plant MD's neck across his left shoulder.
Hyper: "Hayden with a Neckbreaker off the ladder! Every man in this match has dished out and taken in an equal amount of hell!"
Fuzz: "Whoever wins this match better keep the belt for a damn long time, because the punishment tonight probably equals a few month's worth of matches."
Dragon and Hayden lie on the mat, MD twitching like a dying cockroach and Hayden simply lying down for a breath after landing on his back and having the air knocked out of him. Luciano and Gnarff pause halfway up the ladder, half due to watching what Hayden Hardkore just did and half due to deciding whether or not they should continue climbing now that the belt they're after is on the mat. Dominik grabs the belt lying next to the two downed superstars, puts it over his right shoulder, and begins ascending opposite from Gnarff. The two big men look across their ladders at Dom and resume climbing, reaching the top of the ladder and waiting for Santiago. Dom finally reaches the summit after a few long seconds and the first thing he sees is Gnarff's knuckles hitting him right between the eyes. Dominik grabs the top of the ladder to keep his balance before The Butcher delivers another punch to his stomach and takes the belt off of Dom's shoulder before dropping it between the two ladders, then The Butcher puts Dom's head under his arm but Dom delivers a quick pair of punches to Gnarff's ribs and slides his head out. Luciano reaches across the small gap between the two ladders to deliver a left hand to Dom's jaw before Dominik pokes Gnarff's right eye and Luciano's left eye in quick succession. Santiago takes a deep breath as the two men across from him blink from the pokes and jumps to the left to go in between the ladders, sticking both arms out and connecting them with the two giants' necks to clothesline them as they swiftly react to put their inside hands on Dom's back and push him forward. Gnarff and Luciano fall off of their ladders before crashing through the tables under them as Dominik travels farther after being propelled by them before landing stomach-first on the top rope. Dom recoils off of that rope and lands between Gnarfflinger and Anthony Luciano, all three men lined face-up in a row on the ground with the two larger men's heads facing the outside of the ring and the smaller man's head facing the ladders in the center as the fans go berserk.
"ALL THREE OF THEM JUST GOT TAKEN OUT!!!"
"THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!"
A "This is Awesome!" chant from the crowd begins and ends just as quickly, turning to boos in the entranceway as the rest of the arena looks to see what's going on. Vortigern walks down the ramp donned in his usual red robe with a camoflauge golf bag bearing the word "Cabela's" in yellow cursive on the side over his shoulder, a putter and an iron sticking out of it but the rest of the space filled with something else that remains to be seen. The Reverend slides the bag under the bottom rope where a few light tubes slide out before sliding into the ring himself. Hayden rolls over and begins pulling himself up on the ropes as Vortigern grabs the putter from the bag as Hayden gets to one knee and walks over to the Jackass, striking him on the back with the club. Hayden flinches from the shot but continues pulling up anyway, getting to his feet as the Reverend prepares the club again and swings the club overhead, striking him on the right shoulder blade with the back end of the putter head. Hayden slumps on the ropes briefly before sucking up the pain and turning around as Vortigern swings overhead again, but this time the Jackass catches the club mid-swing and kicks Vort in the stomach before snatching the putter from his hands. Hayden puts the head of the golf club on Vortigern's throat with his left hand and puts his right hand on the back of his head before slamming the top of the putter into the canvas to drive it into the throat of Stone Orchard's leader to make him stumble backward and fall down back-first on the canvas in the center of the ring to the delight of the crowd who begin a "Fuck Stone Orchard!" chant.
Hayden walks over to the golf bag and grabs two light tubes, a grin on his face as his adrenaline pumps from the crowd's chant, a feeling he hasn't felt in a while. The Jackass puts the tubes on Vortigern's stomach and looks down at him for a second, aware of but ignoring the fact that Metal Dragon has rolled away from him because he thinks that MD is too beaten up to be a threat right now. Hayden bends his left arm and rubs that elbow with his right hand for a second, signaling for an elbow drop before running to the near ropes and bouncing off, oblivious to the fact that MD just did the same on the other side of the ring. Hayden jogs toward Vortigern before looking straight ahead only to see MD lowering his upper body before Dragon slams his left shoulder into Hayden's ribs to deliver a huge DragonFire that brings the crowd to a near hush.
"The knee injury was a bluff! That prick!"
"DragonFire on Hayden Hardkore out of nowhere! GHW's Jackass focused too much on Vortigern and MD capitalized! The question remains and applies to the other four men, though: Does he have enough left in him to keep going?"
MD rolls off of Hayden and rests for a moment, holding his knee with a sarcastic half-pain and half-grin expression on his face as Vortigern gets to his feet and grabs the putter. The Reverend walks over to the bag and puts the putter back in the back before standing it up and leaning it against the ropes. Vortigern glances at MD before looking back at the golf bag with a strange look on his face as if something is wrong, seemingly aware that Dominik Santiago recovered during the altercation between MD and Hayden and is sneaking up behind him. Vortigern finally gathers himself and turns around only to have Dom jump with his back to him and wrap his arm around the Reverend's head while laying out and landing on his back to hit Vortigern with an SKO that makes the crowd go wild once again.
"SKO on Vortigern! SKO on Vortigern! SKO on that sneaky son of a bitch Vortigern!"
"The crowd's cheered for Hayden AND Dominik in the last couple minutes! Anything to beat Stone Orchard!"
Dominik picks up the golf bag that is in between Vortigern and the apron before kicking the fallen Reverend in the side to roll him toward the ropes until he finally falls out of the ring and lands on the floor with a thud. Dom dusts his hands off to the delight of the now easily-pleased crowd as MD gets to his feet and turns toward him. Santiago grabs a light tube from the bag and swings it horizontally at MD but MD ducks and kicks Dom in the stomach as he turns around. Dragon snags the light tube from Dominik's grasp and puts one end in his mouth before using his free hand to uppercut Dom in the chin, making him bite the light tube and smash it in his mouth. Dominik stumbles back on the ropes next to the golf bag and spits the glass out of his mouth before MD jabs the broken end of the light tube into his forehead for a couple seconds, then quickly lets go and smashes the remaining majority of the light tube on his forehead. Dom slumps on the ropes before MD grabs his shoulders and picks him back up just so he can turn him around and grab his hair and waist before throwing him out of the ring where he lands next to Vortigern. Metal Dragon leans forward on the ropes as Gnarfflinger and Luciano have already gotten to their feet and have been observing the match from the other side of the ring and are now closing the ladder that The Don was on earlier. The two big men tip the ladder over and Gnarff catches the top end while Luciano grabs the bottom end and they both hold it in between them and tight to their stomachs like a battering ram. MD catches his breath and turns around as The Don and The Butcher charge at him with the ladder and connect the top end of it with his sternum, sending him over the top rope and landing outside the ring with Dom and Vortigern. Gnarff and Luciano drop the ladder and look at one another then at the belt lying next to the ladder in the middle of the ring.
"Metal Dragon now gets sent out of the ring and now Luciano and Gnarfflinger are the only two standing!"
"Can one of them take the other out quickly enough to prevent one of the other guys from getting time to recover, though?"
"That's right, Colin. There have been several opportunities at victory so far but for one reason or another they were thwarted."
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Post by Hayden on Jun 29, 2008 23:49:09 GMT -5
Almost simultaneously, both men rush over toward the ladder, and each reach one side of the title at the same time. This starts off a tug-o-war between Don Luciano and the Butcher. After afew seconds, there is no clear advantage to either man. The wily veteran Gnarfflinger lets go of the belt as Luciano tugs once more, and Luciano stumbles backwards slightly, with no resistance from the Butcher. Gnarfflinger uses the opportunity he created to step into a super kick that catches Luciano on the jaw and lifts him clean off his feet. In the process, Luciano tosses the belt into the air, which is caught by the Butcher, all the while with a crafty grin moulded onto his face. Luciano hits the ground with a thud as Gnarflinger turns to face the imposing sight of the 15 foot ladder, with the hook dangling above it, glinting slightly in the lights of the arena. The crowd rise to their feet, sensing an end to the match is coming.
Hyper Elf: What a super kick! Gnarfflinger the Butcher really uses his veteran instincts to the full advantage!
"Fuzz" Jennings: Hell yeah! He better check his fillings after that one. The Butcher knew that the tug-o-war wasn't doing him any favours. He had to do something that his opponent wasn't expecting, and that is the name of the game.
Hyper Elf: Well the Don sure as heck wouldn't be expecting to get the belt that easily, and he sure didn't lok like he was expecting to be met with a super kick to the chomper. That has to really affect his donut eating capabilities... And that is a real shame!
"Fuzz" Jennings: I can see your donut eating capabilities haven't been affected by the whole match... You're building up quite the pile of empties over there.
As Gnarfflinger the Butcher begins to climb, the camera pans out. Vortigern and Metal Dragon are both coming to ever so slowly on the ground, still oblivious to the approaching end to the match. Dominik lies on his back, his forehead busted open and blood poring out of his wounds from the light-tube. His eyes are closed softly as if in a deep sleep, and a trickle of blood seeps around the edges of his mouth, combining with his forehead blood to drain onto the concrete floor below him. Hayden lies in the ring, pain etched on his face. He lifts his head ever so slightly, enough to look around the flor of the ring, and he sees that he is the only person in the ring, except for the body of Luciano, which seems to be out cold, lying by one of the ring ropes. A look of both pleasure, bewilderment and confusion spreads across his face as to why he is suddenly seemingly alone in the ring. Hayden lifts his head a little higher, straining through the effort it takes. He looks at the 15 foot monster of a ladder and sees the reason why. Gnarfflinger is climbing the ladder, about half-way up, his eyes fixed on the prize above him. The look vanishes from his face as he puts two and two together, yet he cannot seem to find the strength to get after him. Gnarfflinger continues to climb, closer and closer to his goal; closer and closer to the win.
"Fuzz" Jennings: All of these men are running on empty. This match is playign out in slow motion, and nobody seems to be able to do anything about it.
Hyper Elf: This has been one hell of a match. All of these superstars have put in everything they have and then a little more. Matches like these shorten carreers. Matches like these shorten lives!
"Fuzz" Jennings: And the crowd loves it! Look at those blood-thirsty, action hungry faces. They are loving every second of this!
Gnarfflinger continues to climb as the crowd begin to cheer him on. every person in the arena is standing on their feet. The camera once again closes in a little, focusing in on Gnarfflinger as he continues his climb towards the Charging Glory Championship. Each step up the ladder is filled with pain. He gets to the very top and gingerly stands on the top rung, reaching for the championship. The camera pans out to capture the whole ring as Gnarfflinger stretches out to put the belt on the hook, waiting for the hook to stop swinging away from him. While he is waiting, Hayden HardKore has been watching the whole thing. With a burst of second wind at the prospect of loosing the match, Hayden kips up to his feet and rushes at the ladder. The Jackass shoulder charges the frame of the ladder, knocking it to its side into the ropes. With no platform to stand on, gravity does its job and the Butcher hurtles back towards the center of the ring, back first. Waiting for him is the Jackass himself, and he waits one one knee, lining up Gnarfflinger as he falls. The Butcher lets go of the Charging Glory Championship as he falls, and it follows him down. With a sickening crack, Gnarfflinger the Butcher lands directly on Hayden's knee, spine first. He bounces off the knee and lands face first on the mat, spasming in pain on the ground. The belt clunks to the ground next to him as Hayden limps off the force of the Butcher's landing to his own knee. The crowd gasp at the landing, and the arena falls eerily silent for a moment before the booing starts.
Hyper Elf: My god! My god! Gnarfflinger just landed a 15 foot drop spine firts onto a solid knee. That is the kind of thing that ends careers right there!
"Fuzz" Jennings: Forget the match. This just became a battle of life and death. That could paralyse a man. What a stupid, irresponsible thing to do. What a... What a....
Hyper Elf: Jackass? Indeed... The name suits him well enough. All this, for one piece of gold?
"Fuzz" Jennings: Well, Hayden has never been one to base his career on wearing the latest title Hyper. Hell, for all we care, this could simply be about causing as much pain and destruction as he can, win or loose. If Hayden really wanted that belt, with his caniving ways and his love for blackmailing, he would already have found a way to get it... Without putting himself through all of this!
Hyper Elf: Are you saying that you think he is out here, for fun?!
Is that humanly possible that somebody is sick enough thatthey would get pleasure from a match this insane? I don't buy it!
Hayden limps around the ring in a circle, taking in al of the destruction as he goes. Vortigern is the first to react, staggering to his feet. Somehow, he had managed to escape the worst of the attack earlier, and he bends down to check on Metal Dragon, still suffering from the ladder he had taken to the head. Metal Dragon's face is beginning to become covered in blood from a gash opened up by the steel of the ladder, but Vortigen slaps him back to consciousness, keeping a weary eye on the ring in watch for Jackass. Hayden had seen that Vortigen was up and moving around, and had scrambled over the other side of the rng to pick up his discarded Ball'N'Chain flail. With vengance on his face, he dashes back towards where Vortigen crouches over Metal Dragon, taking the ring as a shortcut.
Hayden slides out of the ring and makes a beeline for Vortigen, who stands up from Metal Dragon and backs away from his assailant, all the while keeping a wathfull eye on the steel ball swinging in a short circle from the chain at Hayden's side. Hayden releases the chain, hurling the steel ball at Vortigen, but Vortigen dodges the attack, stepping sideways. Hayden was prepared for Vortigen's maneuvour and yanks the chain back towards himself, causing the steel ball on the end to fly back into the air and catch Vortigen on the back of the head. This put him off balance and sends him sprawling towards the Jackass, well within range of further strikes.
"Fuzz" Jennings: Forget the match. This is abot pain. Hayden doesn't care about the match at this point
Hyper Elf: And he has Vortigen right where he wants him. Like a dive bomber, he's going back in for a second swoop. Talking of seconds... My sweet tooth is calling me again. What else do we have to eat around here. Get me some more donuts, or some candy!
Hayden swings the Ball'n'Chain at Vortigen again, but the swing is stopped short as an unidentified arm creeps up and stops the shot. The chain wraps around the arm and the flail is yanked from Hayden's grasp.
Metal Dragon sits up, lowering his chain wrapped forearm to his side once more. Vortigen stops sheilding his head to see what had happened and an evil grin sneaks onto his face. Hayden is left looking down at Metal Dragon bewildered. Metal Dragon stares back up at the Jackass with an emotionless face, but uses the chain wrapped hand to push himself to his feet. MD lashes out with his unclad left arm, and Hayden blocks the shot, only to be hit with a big shot from his right arm. The chain of his Ball'n'Chain flail catches Hayden across the side of the face, cutting into his cheek. Blood begins to seep down the side of his face as the forearm is followed throug with the steel ball itself dangling behind. The ball hits Hayden directly in the face, breaking his nose as it follows Metal Dragon's heavy right arm. The Jackass spins around from the impact of the blow and colapses to the ground, cupping his nose with both hands as he falls.
"Fuzz" Jennings: Well it apears my co-partner is busy bothering the snack-man for the moment... and every second he misses is another second of this fantastic match. Metal Dragon is seems is taking his name literally, wrapping his arm in the chain of Hayden's very own Ball'n'chain flail.
That doesn't tickle. Watch the replay people. Look right there... The ball hits him clean on the schnozz. Crack, bang boom. That, ladies and gentlemen is a definate broken nose and well on its way to being a posible concussion.
Metal Dragon turns on his heel to face the ring. His eyes liight up at the sight of the CGC belt lying desolate in the ring, with nobody to claim it, nobody to lift it triumphantly on the hook. He shakes his head as he slides into the ring, walking over to the title and picking it up into both of his hands, taking just a split second to admire it. Vortigen keeps watch outside the ring, grabbing another club from his golf bag, and beginning to club the downed body of Hayden HardKore with it. vortigen lands one shot with the club with a dull thud, followed by a cry of pain from the carcass on the ground. He reaches back the golf club for yet another try as the fans around the arena yell abuse directed at Metal Dragon, egging on any of the other competitors.
Dominik Santiago lifts a bood stained head off the ground, forcing open eyelids glued closed with his own sweat and blood. He blinks away the sting as the mixture invades his eyes and looks up at the ring. Slowly he begins to stir and rolls over to begin to force himself to his feet. At the same time, Don Luciano also begins to shake off the effect of the SuperKick, opening his eyes for the first time since the kick connected. He stares up into the lights of the arena for afew moments, before closing his eyes again and rolling onto one side. Slowly, the Don's eyes open once more, the dazed and glazed look slowly seeping away from his face. Gnarflinger, however, now lies still, face down on the mat. One hand lies motionless across his back and his breathing appears slow yet shallow at the same time.
Metal Dragon moves away, over towards where the ladder lies against the ropes and begins to move it into position directly under the hook that stands high above the ring. It is a race against time, as he looks to beat all of his opponents to the top of the mountain.
TBC
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