GHW Tag Team Titles

[Kamikaze]

The crowd is in their seats excited after witnessing Harold the Pretzel Man vs. Masked Psycho A Wray in a ladder match. Just then "Fast Car" by Wyclef Jean comes over the P.A. as Reeves and Gnarfflinger emerge from the curtains. Both men are in their wrestling gear and the titles around their waist. Gnarfflinger is pushing a meal cart that is carrying a garbage can that has a kendo stick, metal pipe, wooden bat, and a chain. Reeves just has brass knuckles held in his left hand.

Charlie Coors
On the way to the ring, at a combine weight of 538! Demolition Thugs!

Colin "Fuzz" Jennings
Well here comes the champs. And I bet they're more then ready to take on Stone Orchard.

Big Al Mulligan
Well in the recent weeks Stone Orchard has insulted the champs for not being worthy, and the Thugs are ready for revenge even though they do not deserve the titles.

Colin "Fuzz" Jennings
Don't deserve? These guys fought hard against A Wray and Psycho Savage to win those titles it's all theirs...

Reeves nods toward Gnarfflinger before making his way down the right side of the ramp. Gnarfflinger then starts to push the cart down the left side ramp. Reeves high-fives some of the fans with his right hand. As Reeves reaches the bottom of the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. Gnarfflinger then stops the cart at the bottom of the ramp and he climbs up onto the ring apron and climbs between the top two ropes into the ring.

Colin "Fuzz" Jennings
Look at those two in the ring, the light is reflecting off of their title. They look like gods.

Big Al Mulligan
Yeah, like gods of stupid!

Al is cracking up at the table as Reeves and Gnarfflinger high-five each other and get on opposite turnbuckles taunting to the crowd. Reeves then climbs down from the turnbuckle and takes the title from his waist holding it high in the air. He then puts it over his right shoulder and waits for Stone Orchard while Gnarfflinger who is still on the turnbuckle, takes his title from his waist and holds it high in the air to the crowd.

{TBC: Stone Orchard}

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Just as Charlie Coors is about to announce who is coming to the ring first, when the lights in the arena go out. The fans start whispering to each other, wondering if a fuse had been blown, and they would not be able to to witness the show. A few shouts and screams of little children can be heard, who are obviously afraid of the dark. After a few more seconds of total and complete darkness, the titantron flickers to life as the fans cheer, happy that they would be able to see the GHW show after all. But, the fans sense something gone amiss as all the lights in the arena aren't turned on, only the titantron is. The fans in the front row gasp as suddenly flames shoot up from the four corners of the ring, illuminating quite a large part of the area surrounding the ring. The front row fans who are sitting near the entrance ramp are also taken aback when the entrance ramp lights up with magnificent flames shooting up from either side. A generic, symphonic, and heavy guitar riff echoes throughout the arena, which causes many fans to cover their ears.

Al Mulligan: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wasn't he supposed to enter with Psycho Savage?"

Colin Jennings: "I guess we're witnessing a change of plans here."

Every single person in the arena has their eyes fixed on the titantron. The titantron shows an empty graveyard, and a man wearing a long cape is walking. The cape almost flies off him, showing the intensity of the wind in whatever god-forsaken place he is walking in. The man comes closer and closer in view, and he is holding something in his arms, holding it like a mother cradles a new born child. A flash of lighting lights up the graveyard for a second, but it is enough for the people witnessing what is being shown on the titantron to realize what the strange man was cradling. It was a dead women with her face completely bloodied, and her eyeballs missing.

The fans cover their eyes and some of them might have even vomited. Suddenly the lights in the arena come back on partially as Raining Blood hits. The flames on the ramp and on the four corners of the ring shoot up higher as the lights in the arena flicker red and black. As Raining Blood's famous intro finishes and the song picks up speed, a giant, almost seven foot tall man appears at the entrance ramp. He is Damien Kain. What seems to surprise most people is the fact that he is not wearing any face paint, and the fans are seeing his face for the first time. His hair has been dyed black.He is wearing no shirt, but is wearing a pair of black leather jeans. He stands there at the ramp, shaking violently and spurting blood from his mouth for a few seconds, until the song's tempo increases again. He then starts walking down the ramp as the vocals start.

Kain walks down the ramp slowly, with his head low. Blood is still leaking from his mouth, and the crowd are in shock at what they are seeing happen before their eyes. The flames on the entrance ramp only add to the menacing effect Kain seems to be having on the fans.

Damien Kain now approaches the ring, still slowly, and raises his head, making his long, gray hair fall back from his face, and now the fans see this man's face clearly. Damien Kain smiles sadistically, showing his blood stained teeth. His chest has also been reddened by the the blood he continously spurted. Damien Kain climbs up the entrance stairs and enters the ring, as the flames on the entrance ramp subside, and the flames on the corners of the ring shoot up even higher.

The lights in the arena are back to their normal state, and the front row members of the crowd are now relieved because they don't have to bear the blazing heat of the flames.

TBC by Psycho Savage

((I'll be posting a pre match promo soon, to explain the solo entrance))

[Psycho Savage]

Most of the populous arena seems to remain in awe of the utmost intimidating entrance of Damien Kain as a transient period of silence is cut short by "The Profit Of Doom" by Type O Negative beginning to play over the sound system. Fans and the competitors in the ring look up the entrance ramp expectingly, watching for the partner of Damien Kain to emerge from backstage. Many are taken by surprise to see a Reverend Vortigern make way onto the entrance ramp instead.

Colin Jennings:
Oh, for the love of all humanity, you have got to be joking me. This match is supposed to be a tag team, not a handicap. So what the hell is that Vortigern doing out here?!

Big Al:
Easy Colin, you wouldn't want Stone Orchard coming after YOU, now would you? It's only obvious that he has come out here tonight to give his two newest additions some mental reassurance by standing in their corner.

Colin subtly shakes his head in disappointment as Vortigern raises his microphone up to his mouth while creasing his aged yet smug face, seemingly giving Damien Kain a keen glare.

Reverend Vortigern:[/i][/u]
Feeble minded imbeciles! prepare to witness that of a complete and utter ruination of these mere foolish mortals as my precious Orchard claims the Heaven and Hell aligned championships, as well as the merited position at the pinnacle of one Gods and Heretics![/color]

Vortigern finishes crackling off his words before the arena lights begin to dim to that so it has just become evident of the sweat drips tricking down the face of Reeves. Was it from fear? Or was it just the way the atmosphere of the arena seemed to have a certain 'stuffed' feeling to it? Without much of a delay, some of the lighting begins to flicker orange and red in what appears to be a strobing effect - As it is followed by by the somewhat deep, yet steady beats of "Meet The Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch. Cameras shift back to the entrance ramp, almost in unison to the song hitting a high point in tempo. As Vortigern wobbles down to the ring, an immense figure of Psycho Savage can be seen coming through the entrance curtains and taking single steps out onto the entrance ramp himself.

Charlie Coors:
And introducing his tag team partner: He weighs in tonight at three hundred fifty pounds, he stands six feet and ten inches tall! He is the self proclaimed Straitjacket Messiah, he is PSSSYYCCCHOOO SAAAVVAAGEE!!!

Savage stands, perched at the top of the entrance ramp, with his signature chain suspended from his brawn shoulder. looking on to the congested fans with much displeasure. Finally he begins to make a stroll down to the ring, each step he takes becoming more significant than the one before. Savage eventually comes to an abrupt stop when he reaches the bottom on the entrance ramp. Vortigern walks over to the newest addition to his Orchard and begins to apparently mutter some last words into his ear, obviously not able to be picked up by the camera crew. Savage nods his head before proceeding to make a first step onto the steel ring steps. He then grabs onto the top rope as he pulls himself onto the apron before putting his right and left legs over respectively. Entering the ring, Savage then grabs onto his partner's shoulder as he also begins to mutter something him, Reeves and Gnarf looking on from their corner suspiciously.

Colin Jennings:
You can really feel the tension in that ring, it gives me a chilling sensation knowing the total massacre that we're going to be witnessing from these four competitors tonight.

Before Al can reply to Colin, they are both put into a phase of shock when Vortigern slithers his way onto the apron before catching the off guard Reeves with a malicious shot with his cane to the back of the tag champion's cranium. Reeves falls lifelessly to the canvas. Damien Kain can't help but to aimlessly look on with intrigue when Gnarfflinger quickly hops out of the ring to pursue the sneaky Reverend. While chasing after him around the ring, Gnarfflinger is met half-way around by a looming Psycho Savage. Knowing that he can't brawl it out with the much bigger adversary, Gnarff resourcefully ducks under a barreling fist from Savage, only to then draw out a kendo stick from the metal cart that he pushed to the ring. As the super-heavyweight turns back to face his most legendary foe, Gnarfflinger wastes no time in crashing the kendo stick into Savage's skull with an unheard of force, echoing the sickening impact throughout the arena. Like a wounded beast, Savage towers down to the mat causing a rigor thud. Coming to a realization of all that has taken place, the referee signals for the bell. As the bell rings, Damien Kain shakes his head in disbelief as he somewhat sprints over to the downed Reeves, rolling him over and hooking the far leg for the pin attempt.

Colin Jennings:
I don't believe it, this contest has just officially begun and we might have just seen what may transpire to be the end of the match!

Big Al:
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles!

TBC: Demolition Thugs

[Kamikaze]

The ref drops to the canvas, making sure the shoulders are down and begins to count. 1…2… Reeves lifts his right shoulder high into the air breaking the pin. The crowd and Damien are shocked by this. They begin to cheer. Meanwhile Gnarfflinger slams the cane on Savage’s spine before dropping it and returning to his spot.

Big Al Mulligan
That was a great plan by Stone Orchard. To bad it didn’t work out as planned.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
I have seen a fair share of cheaters but Stone Orchard is just low…

Damien hooks Reeves leg again going for another pin on Reeves. The ref drops onto the canvas and begins to count. 1… Reeves kicks out of the pin lifting his right shoulder again. Damien is amused by Reeves endurance from that cane shot. Damien then grasps his right hand around Reeves neck and pulls Reeves up. Damien then grasps his other hand around Reeves neck as well. Damien then tosses Reeves into his corner, he then runs at Gnarfflinger and bends his right arm slamming his elbow against Gnarfflinger, Damien then charges the stunned Reeves with his right arm out going for a turnbuckle clothesline. Reeves drops to the canvas and rolls under the bottom rope out of the ring. Damien runs right into the turnbuckle and stumbles back groggy. Reeves drives his right foot into the downed Savage before turning back to the ring and climbing up onto the apron. Reeves then pulls the rope down and leaps in the air springing into the air and releasing his grip on the rope then with his right arm out he clotheslines Savage off his feet.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
The athletic skills of Reeves I amazing, even though he is a 6’4” man he preformed a well executed springboard clothesline!

Reeves then covers Savage. The ref drops to the canvas and is about to count but Vortigern grabs him by the ankle and pulls him out of the ring. The ref screams at Vortigern, but he just pushes the ref out of the way and continues to watch the match. Gnarfflinger is about to head over but he lets it slide. The ref slides back into the ring and begins to count again.1… Damien lifts both shoulders sending Reeves off of him and into Stone Orchard’s corner.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Reeves had the win there, but that stupid Stone Orchard!

Big Al Mulligan
Not with a springboard clothesline!

Damien staggers to his feet and notices Savage is now in the corner. Damien walks over to his corner and tags Savage in and exits to his corner. Savage now in the ring grabs Reeves by his right arm and drags him to the center of the ring. Savage then bends down and balls his right fist slamming it against the side of Reeves head. Now that Reeves is a little groggy. Savage then runs to the opposite ropes and when he is about to bounce off of them Gnarfflinger pulls the top rope down and Savage crashes to the ground. The crowd cheers and chants Gnarfflinger’s name. The ref begins to count Savage out. 1…2…3…4… Reeves now at his feet he shakes his head a little adjusting from Savage’s fist. Reeves then slaps Gnarfflinger’s hand tagging him in. Damien now comes into the ring only to get double clotheslined by Demolition Thugs. 5…6…7…8… Reeves then climbs out of the ring onto the apron in his corner. Savage now on his feet with the help of Vortigern. He then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. Gnarfflinger takes advantage and runs and Savage and slides down driving both feet into Savage’s shin, which causes him to drop onto his knees. Gnarfflinger gets to his feet and runs bouncing off the ropes and when he comes back Savage drives his right shoulder into Gnarfflinger’s gut and Savage lifts him up, then slams him back first onto the canvas with a spine buster.

Big Al Mulligan
That spine buster came out of nowhere!

Savage then covers Gnarfflinger, going for a pin. The ref drops to the canvas and begins to count. 1…2… Gnarfflinger gets his left shoulder up breaking the pin. Savage gets to his feet and pulls Gnarfflinger up by the hair and lifts him up that way causing the weight of Gnarfflinger’s body to pull himself down and Gnarfflinger’s hair is getting pull from his head. Vortigern applauses the Psycho.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
That move is sick and tormenting!

Before Gnarfflinger could lose a hair Reeves comes into the ring from behind with a steel chair and slams it against Savage’s back making Savage drop Gnarfflinger and then he falls onto one knee. The ref screams at Reeves, he drops the chair and returns to his spot. Gnarfflinger crawls towards the chair and catch hold of it. Savage then grabs Gnarfflinger by the legs and pulls him upside down. Reeves then shoves the chair right where it hurts between Savage’s legs. Savage falls onto his knees. Gnarfflinger then covers the wounded Psycho. The ref drops to the canvas and is about to count but Vortigern climbs up onto the apron and distracts the ref by screaming at him for allowing Savage to get hit there. The ref looks and him mad now he scolds the mad man!

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Finally! The boss man is banned!

Big Al Mulligan
What the hell is the ref doing?!

The ref then goes to count but Gnarflinger is on his back laid out. While he was turned around Damien hit him with a falling Head butt to the spine. He then turns to see Reeves and Damien battling out o the ring. Reeves had speared Damien out of the ring with and impressive show of rage. Savage then covers Gnarfflinger. The ref begins to count. 1…2… Gnarfflinger kicks out of the pin. Gnarfflinger stumbles to his feet and runs bouncing off the ropes, when he comes back he drive his shoulder into the much bigger opponent. Savage doesn’t bug he slaps his chest with his right hand challenging Gnarfflinger to try again Gnarfflinger bounces off of the opposite ropes again gong for another shoulder block but Savage lifts his right foot sending it into Gnarfflinger’s chin with a loud CRACK! Gnarfflinger lands back first onto the canvas and holds his jaw with both hands. Savage then runs to bounce off the ropes but when he bounces off Reeves grabs his ankle sending Savage face first into the canvas. Damien then runs at Reeves with his right arm out clotheslining Reeves head into the turnbuckle pole on the outside.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
This match is out of control!

Big Al Mulligan
That’s the way I like it, GO STONE ORCHARD!

{TBC}

[Brian Commonwealth]

OOC: Reeves, this match takes place under a no disqualification jurisdiction. That in turn means that Vortigern could not be banned from ringside in character. Please make your modification or if you don't, it will simply be disregarded.

Sorry for the interruption and continue.

[Kamikaze]

{Somebodies got something planned }

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: Yeah, more than one of us. Don't worry, I can fix it...

AS the Chaos ensues, Vortigern returns carrying a rather large bag. Gnarfflinger has regained his feet in the ring. Psycho Savage is on all fours. Gnarfflinger jumps on him and applies a reverse neck breaker. The Butcher drives a knee into the shoulder of the 350 lb monster. Vortigern comes in the ring and stuffs the bag over the head of the Butcher. Gnarfflinger starts jumping around, screaming and writhes in pain. Eventually, he stops, pulls the bag off his now bloodied head to reveal a large rat trapped between his teeth. He removes the rat, breaks it's neck and throws it at Vortigern!

Fuzz: That's disgusting!

Big Al: Stone Orchard is not for the faint of heart ladies and gentlemen!

Gnarfflinger grabs at Vortigern, but Psycho Savage has regained his feet. The large man grabs the 282 lb legend and throws him backwards into the corner. Psycho Savage then barrels into the corner crushing the Butcher. Gnarfflinger crumples to the canvas. Psycho Savage lifts the Butcher for a powerbomb, but the wily veteran counters with a Hurricanrana sending the giant over the top rope and down to the floor.

Meanwhile, Kain and Reeves battle on the floor. Kain has found a light tube and smashed it over the head of Reeves. Reeves recoils from the shot, but roars back flipping a kick into the jaw of Damian Kain. Reeves finds a discarded Kendo Stick and cracks Kain in the head with the stick. Kain scrambles around the corner and finds a chair to throw into Reeves, catching him in the face. AS Reeves moves forward, he is met with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat to the forehead.

Back in the ring, Gnarfflinger has found his Frying pan to greet Psycho Savage on his return to the ring. The Butcher works over the larger man with several shots to the back of the head and upper back. He then pulls Psycho Savage forward, locking in a Meat Grinder! Vortigern enters the ring, driving the Butcher's frying pan into his face to save the large victim. Gnarfflinger abandons Psycho Savage, turns to face vortigern, who back peddles. As Gnarfflinger cocks his fist, vortigern scurries under the bottom rope. Gnarfflinger turns around, only to find Psycho Savage waiting with a low blow. Psycho Savage whips the Butcher towards the ropes, but he vaults over top of them, hitting a Suicide dive on the Reverend. Gnarfflinger then fires Vortigern into the steel ring steps! An incensed Psycho Savage charges to the rescue of the master, but Gnarfflinger realizes what's happening and slides under the bottom rope behind the big man and follows up with a chop block to the back of the knee of the larger opponent...

TBC: Stone Orchard...

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Gnarf’s chop does not do much damage to the giant that is Psycho Savage. However, Gnarfflinger does not seem to mind, and delivers another stinging chop to the Stone Orchard member. The second chop only does as much damage as the first did, and is not enough to keep Psycho Savage at bay. As Gnarf tries to deliver a third chop in quick succession, Psycho Savage blocks the attempt by grabbing Gnarfflinger the Butcher’s shoulder with both his hands. He releases his left arm’s grip on the shoulder of his comparatively smaller, opponent and places the open palm of the same hand on Gnarf’s back. The monster that goes by the name of Psycho Savage then Irish Whips Gnarfflinger to the far turnbuckle, grunting as he did so, as if he was putting a lot of effort into pushing Gnarf forward. Gnarf charges blindly into the vacant turnbuckle, and unable to stop himself, he goes chest first onto the corner. Because of the extra effort that Savage used when pushing him towards the turnbuckles, Gnarf falls backwards onto the canvas, lying flat on his back.

Outside the ring, with the aid of the Reverend, Damien Kain has Reeves lying half dead among a pile of steel chairs. Content with Reeve’s condition, The Reverend whispers something into Kain’s ears. Kain grins from ear to ear as he hears what Vortigern has planned. The Valhallan Monster climbs into the ring, over the ropes, and orders Savage to pull up Gnarfflinger by using a series of strange grunts. Psycho Savage nods, as if he fully understood what Damien was saying. The Reverend looks under the ring, and takes out a black trash can, sealed tightly with a red tape. The trash can bears the Stone Orchard insignia, which is odd, to say the least. Savage and Kain tug on either one of Gnarf’s arms, pulling him up. Savage places his palm over Gnarfflinger’s throat, and immediately tightens his hold, choking Gnarfflinger. Kain does the same, and it seems that both are poised to do a double chokeslam onto Gnarfflinger. The Reverend slides the trash can inside the ring, and gives the signal to his Stone Orchard recruits. The two raise their smaller opponent in the air together, and bring him crashing down onto the canvas, back first. The Reverend walks up the stairs, into the ring now, and picks up the strange black trash can. He walks up to Gnarf’s lifeless body, cradling the trash can in his hands. The Reverend rips the tape off the trash can, and throws the lid aside. Kain and Savage try to lean forward in order to see what is inside the Stone Orchard branded trash can, but they are unable to see, because of the pitch black color of the can, and because of the same color of the contents inside it. Without warning, Vortigern tilts the can upside down and its “contents” come flying out onto Gnarfflinger the Butcher’s head and upper body.

“What the hell?!?”

“You’ve got to be kidding me!!”

A hundred, or probably thousand, LEECHES fall out of the trash can. The dark, blood sucking insects fall onto Gnarfflinger’s face, covering the poor soul’s face within seconds. Gnarf’s eyes open as he realizes the situation he is in. He stops himself from screaming in pain, because he knows that the leeches would enter his mouth that way. The leeches cling onto Gnarf’s skin tightly, while the three Orchard members standing in the ring laugh loudly. Little do the Stone Orchard members, who are standing side by side, laughing at the state of their fallen foe, know what Reeves is up to. Reeves, who had just realized what had happened to his tag team partner, is standing outside the ring, with a cricket bat in his right hand. Made out of the finest, and hardest. wood that money can buy. Gnarf tries to roll aside, and get the leeches off him, but Kain and Savage have their boots pressed firmly on either one of Gnarfflinger’s arms. Reeves, slides into the ring with his cricket bat with him, and without warning, he swings the bat, with full force, onto the right side of Reverend Vortigern’s head. The sound of the extremely hard wood colliding with Vortigern’s skull is not very loud, but it is enough to get Psycho Savage’s and Damien Kain’s attention. They turn around and face Reeves with murderous eyes. Reeves takes a few steps back, until his back touches the ring ropes. Both Savage and Kain lunge forward viciously towards Reeves, but Reeves, with his cricket bat in hand, slides out of the ring. This was the opening that Gnarfflinger needed, and he rolls aside, out of Stone Orchard’s reach and slides out of the ring. Gnarf immediately tries to get the leeches off him, and with only a few swipes, he manages to get most of the bugs off his face. Damien Kain and Psycho Savage climb out of the ring, with the intention of chasing Reeves. However, Reeves swings his cricket bat on Damien Kain, who was the first to try and climb out. The bat connects with Damien’s skull, when Damien’s legs were on either side of the ring ropes. Kain starts to wobble off, but he does not fall. Reeves raises the bat high in the air, and brings it down onto Kain’s head again with thunderous velocity, making Kain lose his balance and fall outside of the ring onto the protective matting. Psycho Savage now seems a bit apprehensive about coming out, knowing that Reeves is wielding a dangerous, albeit unorthodox, weapon.

Savage and Reeves stare eye to eye, from the inside of the ring to the outside. Gnarfflinger, who is still alive and well, sees the opportunity and searches under the ring apron for a weapon. After a few seconds, he takes out a weapon that would shrink the egos of even the bravest of men. Gnarfflinger the Butcher has taken out a machete. Around four feet in height, and not very thick, but its blade could pierce through even human skin, if enough time is spent and enough effort is applied. He silently slides into the ring, and crouches up behind Psycho Savage, almost laughing when he saw Vortigern’s motionless state. Reeves smirks when he sees what his tag team partner is up to, but Psycho Savage continues to stare down Reeves. Gnarflinger, out of nowhere, elbows Psycho Savage on his back, causing Savage to lower himself forward. Gnarf stands alongside Savage, bringing his machete forward across Savage’s throat, and then thrusting both of them forward, with a modified Reverse Russian Leg Sweep with the added spice of a machete. The machete cuts into Psycho Savage’s throat a little, but it is enough to cause a sufficient amount of bleeding.

TBC Psycho Savage

OOC: I know it’s not my best, but I wanted to give Garret more time to post, by posting now, since he takes an awfully long time to post. Besides, my laptop had only 14 percent battery remaining and the adapter was screwed. Posting this from an internet café…

[Kamikaze]

The crowd and even the commentators is in awe from the devastating move that The Butcher planted on the Savage.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Oh my god!

Big Al Mulligan
He just…he cut Savage’s throat!

The blood is pouring from Savage’s neck. The ref restores order by getting Reeves and Damien back in their corners and Vortigern is now conscious but has a head ache from that blow to the head. He returns to Stone Orchards corner but at ringside. EMTs rush the ring and put roll Savage out of the ring laying him on a stretcher before bringing him up the ramp. Damien is now in the ring. Gnarfflinger holds the machete ready to take a swing at Damien but the ref takes the machete away from Gnarfflinger and hands it to one of the EMTs. The EMTs then disappear from the ring. While Gnarfflinger is distracted Damien takes control by grasping between Gnarfflinger’s right arm and neck with both hands, he then squeezes making a nerve hold. Gnarfflinger struggles to break free. He begins to fade away, falling to the knees he does but Reeves starts a chant for Gnarfflinger by slapping the turnbuckle in his corner. The crowd is now chanting the GHW Legends name as he struggles to break free. Vortigern smiles at the chant of the people thinking it’s pointless but Gnarfflinger starts to regain strength. He uses all of his strength to get to his feet. Damien mad about this applies more pressure trying to ground Gnarfflinger but. Gnarfflinger swings his right foot back nailing Damien in the groin with the heel of his foot. The crowd stops chanting his name and cheers loudly. The commentators could barely be heard over the cheers.

Big Al Mulligan
That’s a cheap shot!

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
It may not be clean but it got him free.

Gnarfflinger leaps away from Damien’s reach and slaps Reeves left forearm with his right hand, tagging Reeves in. Reeves not wanting Damien to recover from Gnarfflinger’s low blow quickly rushes the ring and wraps his right arm around Damien’s head putting him in a front face lock. Reeves then drops Damien head first onto the canvas with a DDT. Reeves then covers the downed killer. The ref drops to the canvas and begins to count. 1… Damien lifts his right arm breaking the pin. Reeves not surprised that it didn’t work. He covers Damien again. The ref is still on the ground so he counts. 1… Damien lifts his right shoulder again. Reeves gets to his feet annoyed with Vortigern who is shouting nasty slurs at him. Reeves exits the ring and chases the boss of Stone Orchard. Gnarfflinger cuts Vortigern off. Vortigern slides into the ring. He then hides behind Damien who is now on his feet. Reeves looks at Gnarfflinger and they both slide into the ring. Damien catches both men by the neck. Reeves in his left hand and Gnarfflinger in his right.

Big Al Mulligan
He’s got them by the necks!

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Oh no here comes the double choke slam!

Going for a double choke slam, but Gnarfflinger rakes his eyes and Reeves stomps on his foot. Damien releases both men. The ref then screams at Gnarfflinger to get out of the ring. While the ref is screaming at Gnarfflinger to get out of the ring he forgot about Vortigern who swings his cane as Reeves hitting Reeves in the back of his left leg. Reeves falls back first onto the canvas and holds his leg. Vortigern then exits the ring. Damien then puts his right boot onto Reeves abdomen. The ref now done with Gnarfflinger, he turns around to see Reeves on the ground with Damien over him with his boot on Reeves. The ref drops to the canvas and begins to count. 1…2… Reeves lifts his right shoulder breaking the pin. Vortigern is happy, but the crowd begins to boo as Savage comes back down to the ring with tape around his neck.

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Savage is back from being MIA.

Savage gets on the ring apron in his corner and has his hand out for a tag. Damien walks over to Savage and tag him in. Savage enters the ring and motions for Damien to get out. Damien does so and Savage measures Reeves up. Reeves staggers to his feet and turns around only to get lifted up onto Savage’s shoulder and dropped back with a Samoan Drop onto the black garbage can! The sound of the drop was impactful. The leeches are no longer there because the EMTs had kicked the out of the ring while rolling Savage out earlier. Reeves screams in pain from the drop and Savage walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs out onto the apron then onto the turnbuckle. Vortigern tells him to jump. But Savage looks at Vortigern for a second trying to think about it not knowing what move to perform.

Reverend Vortigern
Diving Head butt!

Savage nod and jumps off the top turnbuckle with his arms spread, he is about to connect with a Diving Head butt, as he fall Reeves rolls out of the way and Savage lands head first onto the canvas. Both men are now down and Gnarfflinger is motioning for a from Reeves. Reeves begins to crawl towards his corner but Savage grasps his right ankle with his right hand. Reeves is on his feet hoping on one foot. Savage is on his knees. Reeves then twists and slams his left foot against the right side of Savage’s head. Savage releases Reeves ankle and Reeves tags Gnarfflinger in. Gnarfflinger climbs into the ring and Savage is on both feet. Both men stare each other down. This is there first interaction since the leg sweep.

Big Al Mulligan
Uh oh, it’s getting tense in here!

Colin “Fuzz” Jennings
Let’s hope it doesn’t get out of control.

{TBC: Stone Orchard}

{I know you said Savage, but he takes to long to reply, so he can reply after this}

[thrashmetalfreak]

The tall and large Psycho Savage towers over the much smaller, in terms of height, Gnarfflinger. Gnarfflinger does not back down, and continues to stare straight into Psycho Savage's ruthless eyes. Savage cocks his neck backwards, brings his index finger up to the cut on his throat. Savage slides his index finger across the wound, covering his index finger with his own blood. He angles his hand forward, showing the blood covered tip of his finger to Gnarf, as if trying to intimidate him. Gnarfflinger smiles wryly, and spits onto Psycho Savage's index finger. The thick spit drops onto the canvas, taking some of the blood with it. This act of defiance enrages Psycho Savage, and he tightens both of his fists, as the anger reaches its boiling point. The Stone Orchard employed monster arches his elbow, and sends his closed fist shooting up onto Gnarfflinger the Butcher's jaw, as Gnarf's two sets of teeth collide with each other. The uppercut alone is enough to send Gnarfflinger straight onto the canvas.

Savage looks down on Gnarf, longing for revenge. He tugs on Gnarfflinger's arm ferociously, pulling the Canadian up to his feet. Savage whips Gnarfflinger to the ropes with the same ferociousness, and holds out his large right arm horizontally, catching Gnarf with a clothesline on the rebound. Savage glances towards his teams corner, and orders his partner to take out a pair of handcuffs and a barbed wire board. Reeves, understanding the danger his partner is in once again, jumps into the ring and charges towards Psycho Savage. Savage tries to take down Reeves with another powerful clothesline, but Reeves lowers his head and ducks Savage's attempt. Reeves quickly positions himself behind Psycho Savage and wraps his arms around his waistline while The Valhallan Monster searches for the weapons that Savage requested.

At the first attempt, Reeves does not manage to pick up Savage and throw him backwards with a German Suplex, because of Psycho Savage's large figure. Savage flails his arms wildly, but Reeves is determined to show everyone that he can take on Fighty fighty persons of all sizes. Reeves musters up all the strength he has and picks up Savage for a millisecond and quickly throws him backward. The back of Savage's neck collides with the canvas, just as the German Suplex was intended to do. By now, Damien Kain has slid in two barbed wire covered boards, but to Kain's dismay, his partner is down on the canvas, and both of his two opponents are standing confidently in the ring. Gnarfflinger the Butcher picks up one of the barbed wire boards and sets it up on one of the corners as soon as Kain slides them in. Kain places his the palms of his hands on the middle rope and pulls himself up. Kain is inside the ring, but has not stepped over the ropes into the main part of the ring yet.

Without warning, Reeves charges forward towards Kain, taking him by surprise. But what takes everyone by surprise, is what happens next. Reeves jumps forward, catching Damien Kain's neck. Reeves falls outside of the ring, onto the protective matting, on a sitting position, but Kain lands right beside him because Reeves had already caught his neck when he made the somersault towards the outside. The crowd are on their feet, cheering for the amazing athleticism shown by Reeves, which is quite a rare thing to happen. Reeves had just executed a jumping neckbreaker from the inside of the ring, to the outside.

“What athleticism from Reeves!”

Meanwhile, inside the ring, Gnarfflinger the Butcher has his foe Psycho Savage handcuffed to the same turnbuckle that one of the barbed wire boards was set up on. The razor sharp points of the barbed wire dig into Psycho Savage, who is screaming in pain. It seems as if though all the barbed wire is engulfed deep inside the Superheavyweight wrester's back. Gnarfflinger is not done yet. He glances towards the other barbed wire board, and picks it up. Savage feels a mixture of fear and pain jolt down his body's nervous system. A wicked grin develops on Gnarfflinger's face, and the GHW legend charges forward with the barbed wire board held high. The barbed wire covered side of the board points straight towards Psycho Savage, and he screams as the barbed wire board connects with the front part of his body. Savage is sandwiched between two barbed wire boards, and is unable to move because of the handcuffs. All of this has been done courtesy of the GHW Legend, Gnarfflinger. Savage continues to scream, but his already muffled pleas for help continue to go down in terms of volume. Savage slowly drifts away into the abyss...

“When is this match going to end!? It has taken not only a physical toll on the competitors, but a mental one as well!!”

TBC

[gnarfflinger]

Reeves selects a barbed wire wrapped Hockey stick from the shopping cart and continues to bludgeon Damien Kain with the enhanced weapon as the action continues in the ring.

Gnarfflinger grabs a bag of thumb tacks and scatters them in a neutral corner. He turns around to see Vortigern trying to aid Psycho Savage, so he spears reverend, driving him into the Barbed wire Boards, sandwiching the oversized opponent in his painful predicament. The key to the handcuffs clatters to the floor. The Butcher repairs any damage to the trap that Psycho Savage finds himself in, then drags Vortigern over to the tacks. Gnarfflinger powerbombs him on the tacks and drags him away from the tacks.

Al: The Butcher will pay for that!

Fuz: You're not pulling anything over on a legend like that!

The Butcher signals to Reeves to return Kain to the ring. AS Reeves does as his partner asks, he also grabs the Butcher's Frying pan. Gnarfflinger hits a Jackknife Spinebuster on the tacks as Reeves joins the Butcher in the ring. Gnarfflinger collects the Frying pan en route to the top turnbuckle while Reeves grabs Kain, drapes him across his knee over the thumbtacks. The Butcher then hits an Arabial Skullcrusher, assisted by the Frying pan to the head of Kain!

Crowd: *chants*Holy Shit!

Fuz: What a move! The tag team champs are destroying Stone Orchard!

Big Al: That nut job should be in an asylum!

Vortigern regains his hands and knees to see the devastating manouvre that the Tag Team Champs have just executed, realizes that Psycho Savage can't help him, and Damien Kain is down and in trouble, and tries to leave the ring, but Reeves catches him. Reeves drags the reverend to the ring while the Butcher finds a motorcycle helmet wrapped in barbed wire!

Al: I really don't like where this is going...

Fuz: I do!

The crowd's clamour rises to a fevered crescendo as Reeves powerslams Vortigern then holds his legs apart in the time it takes the Butcher to climb to the top rope. With a war cry, Reeves becons the Butcher to dive! With an echo of the war cry, the Butcher dives, driving his helmeted head into the groin of Vortigern! The Crowd roars it's approval as the commentators both whimper in sympathy for what has been done to Vortigern...

TBC: Stone Orchard...

[thrashmetalfreak]

Vortigern holds his groin with both hands, crying out in pain, while Reeves and Gnarfflinger look on and laugh at the now helpless Vortigern. Vortigern, though not an official participant in this match, has taken quite a beating. A cricket bat shot to the skull, and now a diving headbutt onto his groin. Psycho Savage is still handcuffed and sandwiched between the two barbed wire boards. He appears to be completely unconscious and devoid of any mental activity. Damien Kain, still recovering from the frying pan skullcrusher, pushes his arms on the canvas and gets up onto a vertical base. The GHW TV champion kneels down and picks up Gnarfflinger's frying pan. He makes his way towards the area of the ring where Reeves and Gnarfflinger are standing together, and without warning, he swings the pan straight onto Gnarfflinger's head, who was unaware of Damien Kain, because he and Reeves were both occupied in taking their anger out on the fallen Reverend. The sound of the already bent frying pan connecting with Gnarfflinger's skull still manages to make a decent sound, and the GHW Legend falls onto the canvas. Reeves is quick to slide out of the ring before Damien can hit the frying pan on him too.

Kain, not caring about Reeves, prepares to go to work on Gnarfflinger. He neatly sets the frying pan on Gnarfflinger's face, such that Gnarff's nose fits into the outward bent side of the frying pan. Kain lifts up his heavy boot in the air, and brings it down thunderously onto the frying pan, directly in the middle, where the bent part is covering Gnarfflinger's nose. The GHW Heaven and Hell aligned champion shouts in pain as Kain's heavy boot crushes his nose. Gnarfflinger's scream only motivates Damien more, and he raises his boot again, and brings it down onto Gnarfflinger's nose, this time quicker than before, but with slightly lowered intensity.

Reeves, who is willing to sacrifice his own tag team partner, takes out a toolbox from under the apron. He throws the lid of the toolbox aside, thus making its contents visible to all. Inside the toolbox, there is a fork, a knife, a screwdriver with a thumbtack glued on its tip, and a cigarette lighter. Reeves sets the toolbox on the steel steps, and takes out the fork and the lighter. He slides into the ring quickly, keeping his partner's condition in mind. He charges forward at Damien Kain, shouting loudly, with the fork raised in the air. Reeve's battle cry prompts the unknowing superheavyweight to turn around to see what all the commotion is about. Kain's eyes bulge out milliseconds before the fork hits him, as he realizes the horror of the situation he is in. He does not have time to dodge it, and the fork connects with Damien's face, in the area between his nostrils and upper lips. The fork cuts into that part of the skin, but only slightly. It is, however, enough to prompt wild screams of anger, and pain from Damien Kain. Reeves steps back in horror, as the fork drops onto the canvas, its tips covered in blood. 3 small spots have appeared between Kain's nostrils and his upper lips, and blood starts pour slowly downwards, down his chin, and then his neck, with some drops of blood falling onto the canvas from his chin. Kain shakes his hands and his head violently, similar to how he does on his entrance. Reeves backs up, raising his arms as if silently saying “Easy there, Kain, easy there.” Kain starts to cough, and very, very violently. Kain drops onto his knees, looking blankly onto the canvas as he continues to cough. Reeves looks on at the Valhallan Monster with a “What the f*ck?” expression, as shown by the way his eyebrows have been aligned. Kain continues to cough wildly, while Gnarfflinger, who had just pulled himself up, and Reeves both watch him, hypnotized almost. Kain starts to spurt out blood, from his mouth. He coughs out his blood onto the canvas, and both Gnarfflinger and Reeves back up, surprised and shocked at what Kain is doing. To everyone's surprise, Kain gets onto a vertical base suddenly, while blood drips down his chin. He stands tall in the center of the ring, taking uneasy glances towards both Reeves and Gnarfflinger. The Demolition Thugs get their fists up in a fighting stance, but yet again, to everyone's surprise, Damien Kain suddenly falls loosely onto the canvas, like a puppet who has had his strings cut.

“What the hell!? He suddenly dropped onto the canvas against Sean Pearce last weak, and now he does it again! Brian Commonwealth and Metal Dragon must be FUMING backstage!”

Reeves and Gnarfflinger move forward in slow steps, confused and scared at what just happened. Gnarfflinger, knowing that both Kain and Psycho Savage are down and out, instructs his partner to release the handcuffs from Savage's wrists. Reeves nods his head in agreement, and the two work together to peel off the barbed wire board from Savage. Most fans in the arena gasp as they see Psycho Savage's mutilated condition. He has cuts almost everywhere, and his attire is torn as well. Reeves seems to be in a bit of hurry as he unlocks the handcuffs. Gnarfflinger and Reeves both work together to “peel” off Savage from the Barbed Wire Board stuck on his back. Gnarfflinger tells Reeves to roll out Damien Kain out of the ring as a precaution, and Reeves nods his head in agreement. Outside the ring, Reverend Vortigern, sits beside the steel steps, clutching his groin, but not going into the ring to save Stone Orchard from their doomed fate. In fact, the wily Reverend has a very suspicious grin on his face.

Gnarf holds Savage's arm and tries to tug on him, but, yet another shocking and surprising thing in this very extra-ordinary match happens. Psycho Savage, suddenly completely “revived,” grabs the heavyweight by his throat and gets up onto a vertical base, proving a series of gasps from the fans in attendance. Savage stands like a mutilated zombie, choking the life out of Gnarfflinger, and at the same time, the GHW TV champion grabs Reeves by the throat as he tries to forcefully roll him out of the ring. Kain grins madly, his blood stained teeth being showed to the whole world. His eyes peer out of his sockets, as he chokes Reeves viciously.

In a few seconds, both Savage and Kain are standing in the ring, facing towards the announce table while choking their pitiful opponents. The Reverend cannot contain his laughter, as he instructs his disciples to lift their opponents in the air. Savage and Damien oblige willingly, and they both lift the person they were respectively choking in the air. Vortigern now points to the announce table. Without a second thought, both announcers retreat from their desk as both Kain and Savage charge towards the ropes, with their opponents lifted high high in the air. They both throw Gnarfflinger and Reeves to the outside, and they fly out onto the announce table, landing simultaneously together, and completely destroying the announce table. The fans go wild and start a “GHW! GHW! GHW!” chant. The two announcers scream and shout but the viewers watching at home cannot hear them, not because they don't have the announcing equipment with them. But because the cheers of the crowd easily muffle their voices. The camera zooms in on the Reverend who laughs wildly, as he shifts his gaze from the fallen corpses of Reeves and Gnarfflinger towards the two Stone Orchard members, who are standing tall in the ring.

TBC...

[Sketch Kid]

{I don't feel like replying so i'll leave it to Gnarf}

[thrashmetalfreak]

((or maybe Garret? ))

[gnarfflinger]

Vortigern has recovered his feet and gleefully laughs at the men who had the nerve to brutalize him. He instructs his monsters to grab Reeves. For good measure, they slam the Butcher across the guard rail and fire him into the steel steps before dragging Reeves into the ring. Vortigern produces a flask from an interior pocket. He takes a swig then pours it over the head of Reeves. Reeves convulses as the alcohol irritates the multitude of cuts, scrapes and scratches that he has sustained during the match. AS the monsters hold Reeves back, Vortigern cackles maniacally while producing a roadside flare!

Al: Vortigern is going to extreme lengths to make this a graphic display of brutality!

Fuz: Reeves has one hope left--and it looks like he's recovering...

Al: It's too little too late! That old geezer is a step behind today's game...

AS Vortigern taunts Reeves with the flare, Gnarfflinger grabs a bottle of Scotch from the cart. He takes a swig himself, then slides into the ring. Vortigern ignites the flare, but Psycho Savage lets go of Reeves to point at the Butcher! But it's too late to save the evil mastermind, as the Butcher smashes the bottle of scotch over the head of the Sinister Soothsayer. Gnarfflinger tries to wrest the flare from Vortigern, but as the 350 lb monster comes to the aid of his master, the flare rolls away from the combatants. Damien Kain moves for the flare, but Reeves recovers with a spectacular flying kick, thwarting the challenger's progress.

Fuz: Vortigern is in the worst spot once again, trapped under the two largest men in the match...

Al: But with the Butcher intent on harming Vortigern, can the challengers capitalize and take the belts from the champs?

Fuz: Not on your life! They walked in here expecting this to be a Handicap match, and treated Vortigern just like one of their opponents...

Al: It just looked like the Butcher enjoyed hurting Vortigern a little too much...

Fuz: Can you blame him?

Psycho Savage pushes his chest into the back of the Butcher to keep him under his massive frame while planting mammoth clubbing forearms into the back of the Butcher's head. The Brute does not seem concerned that Vortigern is trapped under neath them, and Vortigern is trying to scratch ans claw at the veteran brawler. Meanwhile Reeves locks a front face lock on Damien Kain, trying to determine where he wants his opponent. Reeves eventually decides on a vertical Suplex on the remaining thumbtacks. Reeves then delivers a dropkick to the back of Psycho Savage, enabling the Butcher to apply a fireman's carry takedown to get the giant off his back.

Fuz: That is why they are the tag team champs. They know how to play off each other's styles and when to get that crucial assist. I haven't really seen that from the challengers tonight.

Al: When you're as big, powerful and nasty as Stone Orchard, you don't need to be fancy...

Reeves turns to Vortigern, throwing him over the top rope, where mercifully, he is spared further assault for the time being. Reeves then delivers an axe kick to Kain as he tries to regain his feet. Psycho Savage then gets the edge and fires the Butcher to the floor on the side opposite where Vortigern was unceremoniously deposited. The Monster then grabs Reeves by the head, lifts him and fires him hard on the tacks. This allows Damien Kain to regain his feet again. Kain then lifts Reeves, holds his arms behind his back and allows the huge man to take wide haymakers into the face of Reeves.

Al: See, I told you that Stone Orchard doesn't need to be fancy. This is how they win!

Fuz: But it could be short lived as the Butcher is rooting under the ring for a box.

Gnarfflinger finds a Frying pan--with what appears to be putty holding thumbtacks in place on the impact side of the pan. Psycho Savage backs off to bounce off the ropes and lifts his foot as iff to decapitate Reeves with one massive boot, but the intended victim managed to raise his foot into the groin of Damien Kain and fell forward causing the oversized boot to meet the face of his partner! Kain sails into the ropes, flips over and smashes his face on the guardrail!

Fuz: What a miscue by Stone Orchard!

Al: It was a cheap shot by Reeves! Those who can, destroy. Those who can't take cheap shots like that...

Fuz: Finally you admit that Stone Orchard is not that great...

AS Psycho Savage looks on in horror at his costly mistake, Reeves springs up with another flying kick to the head. The monster then bounces off one set of ropes, attempts a clothesline, but Reeves ducks, and as Psycho Savage charges further forward into the ropes, the Butcher has pulled himself to the apron and plants the tack side of the frying pan into the face of the monster. A loud explosion then ensues, smoke from the impact site, the Butcher drops the frying pan and holds his right hand, cursing audibly, Psycho Savage staggers bask where Reeves is waiting with a schoolboy roll up...

Fuz: HOLY SHIT! The Btucher had C4 on that Frying pan!

Al: Is there no limit to the depths people will sink to stop Stone Orchard!

The referee moves in to count the pin...

TBC: Anyone...