Post by Xantaxm on Jul 28, 2008 2:13:04 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (7/28/08): Round and Round We Go!
LIEUTENANT
1. Early Bird Round Robin
Rated R Golden Star v. Harold the Pretzel Man (docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star by default
Notes: Neither Harold nor the Golden Star could get it done in their first Round Robin matches, but it ain't over till it's over. These two still have two more matches each, and one of them will score a win tonight for sure. Match type will play a big role.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
Bud Whiser v. The Ultimate Kid (docs)
Winner: The Ultimate Kid
Notes: Bud won his first Round Robin match, and Ultimate Kid didn't have a match. So, UK will begin his journey tonight and it should be fun. Who's gonna hurry to the ring to name the match first?
3. Early Bird Round Robin
Tito Ortiz v. Samoa Machine (docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
Notes: Tito and Samoa match up pretty nicely, as they are both vicious fighters with no remorse. Can Tito go 2-0 in the Tournament, or will Samoa bulldoze him down?
4. Non-Title Match
Ultimate Gene v. RhinoMan (Table-docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene
Notes: Lieutenant Ultimate Gene fights in Non-Title action tonight against RhinoMan in a table match. You never know what to expect from UG, which always brings a excitement to his matches.
CAPTAIN
1. Early Bird Round Robin
Dakota Manuel v. Will Powers (docs)
Winner: Will Powers
Notes: Dakota didn't fare too well last week in his first Early Bird Round Robin match, but it's never too late to turn it around. Tonight he faces Will Powers, who is well-rounded and very experienced.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
HaydenHardKore v. Malcriado Beast (docs)
Winner: Malcriado Beast
Notes: The Grammar Fairy sprinkles his way into a Round Robin match with MB tonight. The first one to get to the ring gets to choose the match type. It may not be fair that the Fairy can appear and disappear with a poof of magic.
3. Early Bird Round Robin
Angelus v. The Stiff Neck (docs)
Winner: The Stiff Neck
Notes: Angelus came very close to winning last week, but swanton john was too much for him. Now he must take on Stiff Neck, and things don't seem to get easier.
4. Non-Title Match
JH777 v. swanton john (Cage-docs)
Winner: JH777
Notes: Swanton has a 1-0 record in his Grouping in the Tournament, but he takes the week off from Tourney action to face off against the man he wants to face at Summer Ritual, Captain Champion JH777. This could be a preview of things to come as the two men will be locked in a cage.
COLONEL
1. Enduro Match
Dark Lord v. Backyard Brawler 2 v. frog man v. CHARISMATIC HARDY (docs)
Winner: frog man
Runner-Up: Backyard Brawler 2
Eliminated: Dark Lord, CHARISMATIC HARDY
Notes: Dark Lord, BB2, frog man, and CH fight in a Fatal Fourway Enduro Match after each of them survived their Triple Threat matches last week. Tonight, only two men will advance to the semi-finals, so the pressure is definitely turned up a notch.
2. Enduro Match
Muhammad Hassan v. Luther v. ValKyrie KD v. Truco (docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Runner-Up: ValKyrie KD
Eliminated: Luther, Truco
Notes: The winner and runner-up of tonight's Fatal Fourway Enduro Match will advance to the semis, but it's really anyone's game. Each Superstar will be pulling out all stops to try to advance and get the chance at facing Colonel Champion Genesis 1 at Summer Ritual.
3. Non-Title Match
Genesis 1 v. Psycho Savage (LMS-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: G1 will fight in his first Non-Title match since becoming the Colonel Champion at Red, White and Bruised a little over a week ago. He faces the Enduro-ousted Psycho Savage, who can't be too happy with his performance last week. PS defeated Big Daddy when he was Colonel Champ, and now he's looking to do the same with Genesis.
GENERAL
1. Early Bird Round Robin
I Always Lose v. Black Dead (docs)
Winner: Black Dead
Notes: IAL needs to win for goodness sake if he wants to ever shake off the moniker that follows him around the arena. His opponent is Black Dead, who wants to make his impression felt in the General Division once again. First one to the ring picks the match type and takes an early advantage.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
Big Daddy v. Pennylane (docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Big Daddy has looked great in the General Division, knocking off seasoned veteran, Rock II, last week. Now he takes on Pennylane and this obstacle shouldn't be any more difficult than the previous one.
3. Early Bird Round Robin
YOUNG GANGSTA v. Martin Prince (docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: YG kicks off his Round Robin trek as he faces Martin Prince who gathered a win last week. The two Crimson members have a chance at advancing, but they will have to tear each other apart first.
4. Non-Title Match
Luke Kinkade v. Rock II (Single-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: The General Champ is in the building, and he will face Rock II in Non-title action to close out the Division's matches for the evening. Nothing like a good ole fashioned ass-kickin singles match.
TAG TEAM
1. GWH Powerhouse v. Wild O Stoppers (docs)
Winner: GWH Powerhouse by default
Notes: GWH Powerhouse is going to have to defeat the Wild O Stoppers if they want to get another Title shot at the Sour Apples. With the Bronze Division very small, it's really anyone game to step up to the top and challenge the champs.
2. Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles
Team Demoliton v. Harold and Kumar (docs)
Winner: Team Demolition by default
Notes: The Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles begins tonight. Team Demolition takes on Harold and Kumar, with the winner advancing to the next round to get one step closer to the vacant Silver Tag Team Titles. When it's all said and done, we will have new Silver Tag Champs in a few weeks.
3. Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles
85th Vertical v. Allaryian Warriors (docs)
Winner Allaryian Warriors by default
Notes: Allaryian Warriors have been working great as a team lately, and if anyone has a shot at becoming the new Silver Tag Team Champs, it's probably them. They face 85th Vertical tonight, if they show up, with the winner advancing to next week's continued Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles.
4. Skull & Crossbones v. Power Junkys (docs)
Winner: Skull & Crossbones
Notes: Skull and Crossbones are still sulking after losing the Gold Tag Team Titles, but that's what cry babies do. They think they will get those belts back, but it's a long shot as long as The X Perience are around. Tonight S&C face the Power Junkys, who are looking to get comfortable in their new Division.
LIEUTENANT
1. Early Bird Round Robin
Rated R Golden Star v. Harold the Pretzel Man (docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star by default
Notes: Neither Harold nor the Golden Star could get it done in their first Round Robin matches, but it ain't over till it's over. These two still have two more matches each, and one of them will score a win tonight for sure. Match type will play a big role.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
Bud Whiser v. The Ultimate Kid (docs)
Winner: The Ultimate Kid
Notes: Bud won his first Round Robin match, and Ultimate Kid didn't have a match. So, UK will begin his journey tonight and it should be fun. Who's gonna hurry to the ring to name the match first?
3. Early Bird Round Robin
Tito Ortiz v. Samoa Machine (docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
Notes: Tito and Samoa match up pretty nicely, as they are both vicious fighters with no remorse. Can Tito go 2-0 in the Tournament, or will Samoa bulldoze him down?
4. Non-Title Match
Ultimate Gene v. RhinoMan (Table-docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene
Notes: Lieutenant Ultimate Gene fights in Non-Title action tonight against RhinoMan in a table match. You never know what to expect from UG, which always brings a excitement to his matches.
CAPTAIN
1. Early Bird Round Robin
Dakota Manuel v. Will Powers (docs)
Winner: Will Powers
Notes: Dakota didn't fare too well last week in his first Early Bird Round Robin match, but it's never too late to turn it around. Tonight he faces Will Powers, who is well-rounded and very experienced.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
HaydenHardKore v. Malcriado Beast (docs)
Winner: Malcriado Beast
Notes: The Grammar Fairy sprinkles his way into a Round Robin match with MB tonight. The first one to get to the ring gets to choose the match type. It may not be fair that the Fairy can appear and disappear with a poof of magic.
3. Early Bird Round Robin
Angelus v. The Stiff Neck (docs)
Winner: The Stiff Neck
Notes: Angelus came very close to winning last week, but swanton john was too much for him. Now he must take on Stiff Neck, and things don't seem to get easier.
4. Non-Title Match
JH777 v. swanton john (Cage-docs)
Winner: JH777
Notes: Swanton has a 1-0 record in his Grouping in the Tournament, but he takes the week off from Tourney action to face off against the man he wants to face at Summer Ritual, Captain Champion JH777. This could be a preview of things to come as the two men will be locked in a cage.
COLONEL
1. Enduro Match
Dark Lord v. Backyard Brawler 2 v. frog man v. CHARISMATIC HARDY (docs)
Winner: frog man
Runner-Up: Backyard Brawler 2
Eliminated: Dark Lord, CHARISMATIC HARDY
Notes: Dark Lord, BB2, frog man, and CH fight in a Fatal Fourway Enduro Match after each of them survived their Triple Threat matches last week. Tonight, only two men will advance to the semi-finals, so the pressure is definitely turned up a notch.
2. Enduro Match
Muhammad Hassan v. Luther v. ValKyrie KD v. Truco (docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Runner-Up: ValKyrie KD
Eliminated: Luther, Truco
Notes: The winner and runner-up of tonight's Fatal Fourway Enduro Match will advance to the semis, but it's really anyone's game. Each Superstar will be pulling out all stops to try to advance and get the chance at facing Colonel Champion Genesis 1 at Summer Ritual.
3. Non-Title Match
Genesis 1 v. Psycho Savage (LMS-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: G1 will fight in his first Non-Title match since becoming the Colonel Champion at Red, White and Bruised a little over a week ago. He faces the Enduro-ousted Psycho Savage, who can't be too happy with his performance last week. PS defeated Big Daddy when he was Colonel Champ, and now he's looking to do the same with Genesis.
GENERAL
1. Early Bird Round Robin
I Always Lose v. Black Dead (docs)
Winner: Black Dead
Notes: IAL needs to win for goodness sake if he wants to ever shake off the moniker that follows him around the arena. His opponent is Black Dead, who wants to make his impression felt in the General Division once again. First one to the ring picks the match type and takes an early advantage.
2. Early Bird Round Robin
Big Daddy v. Pennylane (docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Big Daddy has looked great in the General Division, knocking off seasoned veteran, Rock II, last week. Now he takes on Pennylane and this obstacle shouldn't be any more difficult than the previous one.
3. Early Bird Round Robin
YOUNG GANGSTA v. Martin Prince (docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: YG kicks off his Round Robin trek as he faces Martin Prince who gathered a win last week. The two Crimson members have a chance at advancing, but they will have to tear each other apart first.
4. Non-Title Match
Luke Kinkade v. Rock II (Single-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: The General Champ is in the building, and he will face Rock II in Non-title action to close out the Division's matches for the evening. Nothing like a good ole fashioned ass-kickin singles match.
TAG TEAM
1. GWH Powerhouse v. Wild O Stoppers (docs)
Winner: GWH Powerhouse by default
Notes: GWH Powerhouse is going to have to defeat the Wild O Stoppers if they want to get another Title shot at the Sour Apples. With the Bronze Division very small, it's really anyone game to step up to the top and challenge the champs.
2. Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles
Team Demoliton v. Harold and Kumar (docs)
Winner: Team Demolition by default
Notes: The Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles begins tonight. Team Demolition takes on Harold and Kumar, with the winner advancing to the next round to get one step closer to the vacant Silver Tag Team Titles. When it's all said and done, we will have new Silver Tag Champs in a few weeks.
3. Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles
85th Vertical v. Allaryian Warriors (docs)
Winner Allaryian Warriors by default
Notes: Allaryian Warriors have been working great as a team lately, and if anyone has a shot at becoming the new Silver Tag Team Champs, it's probably them. They face 85th Vertical tonight, if they show up, with the winner advancing to next week's continued Road to the Silver Tag Team Titles.
4. Skull & Crossbones v. Power Junkys (docs)
Winner: Skull & Crossbones
Notes: Skull and Crossbones are still sulking after losing the Gold Tag Team Titles, but that's what cry babies do. They think they will get those belts back, but it's a long shot as long as The X Perience are around. Tonight S&C face the Power Junkys, who are looking to get comfortable in their new Division.