Post by Bulldogs (Duncan + Genesis) on Aug 17, 2008 16:36:03 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (8/18/08) Run to the Hills
LIEUTENANT
1. The Heartbreak Kid v Forsaken (Single – Staff 1-1-1)
Winner: Heartbreak Kid
Notes: Heartbreak Kid made his debut on Friday Night, but rather tan let him rest up, I want to see just hat he’s made of! So, tonight he takes on Forsaken in a no-holds-barred Singles Match!
2. Stevie Rock 2 v Rated R Golden Star (LMS – Docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star
Notes: Neither of these two impressed in the Early Bird Tournament at all. As a reward for their poor-showing, they will beat the living crap out of each other in a Last Man Standing match.
3. Tito Ortiz v Nathan Explosion (Table – docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: Tito and Nathan are rising stars in the Lieutenant Division – who will come out on top in this battle? Watch out for the splinters boys!
4. Early Bird Round Robin FINAL(Docs)
Tommy Musashi v Samoa Machine v RhinoMan v The Ultimate Kid
Winner: Ultimate Kid
Notes: The winner of this match will face the Champion at Summer Ritual in 6 days time! Rhino came from nowhere in the last week to win his group, Tommy went undefeated through his group and Samoa won his deciding battle to scrape through. Ultimate Kid got the luck of the draw to make up the numbers, but expect him to bow out first!
CAPTAIN
1. Early Bird Round Robin FINAL
RJ Wild v Will Powers v Malcriado Beast (docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Beast Failed to show[/glow]
Notes: The Captain EBRR Tournament has been thrown into disarray with The Stiff Neck going AWOL and Aewyre, who was in the Wild Card position, deciding to take an undeserved holiday! Both RJ and Will Powers dominated their groups, but will Malcriado Beast take this unforeseen opportunity to steal the limelight at Summer Ritual?
COLONEL
1. Luther v Sergei Kravinoff (Cage-docs)
Winner: Sergei
Notes: My fellow Bulldog Luther needs a wake-up call, and my sister’s Tag partner needs a nice warm up match before his Gold Tag team eliminator later on tonight – so what better way to kill two birds with one stone and put them in a steel cage together?
2. Euroman v Valkyrie KD (Ladder - docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No Show[/glow]
Notes: Speaking of warm-ups for the Tag Team match – I’ll let Valkyrie loose on Euroman tonight in a friendly little singles match. I don’t want to let Valk hurt Euroman too badly now do I?
4. Non-Title Match
Genesis 1 v. Big Closet v Muhammad Hassan v Psycho Savage (Fatal Four Way – Docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Genesis will be looking to warm up for next Sunday’s PPV with a good win here. There could be a special prize for Closet, Hassan or Savage if they manage to get the victory tonight … ‘could be’ and ‘if’ being the operative words there!
GENERAL
1. Early Bird Round Robin Final!
Striker LT v Martin Prince v Eric the Torture v Pennylane v Rock II (docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Martin + Rock no-show[/glow]
Notes: Just who will move forward to face Kinkade on Sunday? The four men in the ring have all got designs on that Title Belt. With both members of Skull + Crossbones in the Final though, Big Daddy, Striker + Prince may have to watch out for elements of teamwork between ETT + PL – highly unlikely it will happen I know, it’s not as if they show any teamwork in tag Matches is it?
2. Big Daddy v Slim Shady (LMS -docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Big Daddy was unlucky to miss out on the EBRR Final, so tonight he gets a chance to show the crowd what they will be missing at Summer Ritual against Slim Shady. Don’t blink though folks, you may just miss it!
3. Gnarfflinger v Charismatic Hardy (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Charismatic Hardy
Notes: Hardy is new to the General Division, Gnarff should be able to ease him in gently and show him just how tough the General Division is. The jump up in class could be too much for the Uncharismatic Hardy. This first rung on the ladder will be a painful lesson!
TAG TEAM
1. GOLD TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH
Bulldog Savages v Skull + Crossbones (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages
Notes: The Bulldog Savages, although the least experienced team in the Division, have proved time and again they are ready for the big time. Having just mis-timed their run on the Silver Tag Titles, they are being rewarded with a chance at challenging for the Gold Titles instead! Skull + Crossbones flukey, lucky, unbelievable good fortune can’t continue for ever!!
Captain Division
JH777 v Dakota Manuel v HaydenHardkore (Triple Threat-Docs)
Winner: JH777
The DMD Invitational Matches move into the Captain Division tonight! JH777 may be the current Captain Champ, so is a surprise inclusion in this match against Dakota and the Grammar Fairy, but he’s hardly likely to win this match anyway! And let’s be honest, he’s hardly likely to hang on to his title at Summer Ritual either, so this may give him something to fight for!
LIEUTENANT
1. The Heartbreak Kid v Forsaken (Single – Staff 1-1-1)
Winner: Heartbreak Kid
Notes: Heartbreak Kid made his debut on Friday Night, but rather tan let him rest up, I want to see just hat he’s made of! So, tonight he takes on Forsaken in a no-holds-barred Singles Match!
2. Stevie Rock 2 v Rated R Golden Star (LMS – Docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star
Notes: Neither of these two impressed in the Early Bird Tournament at all. As a reward for their poor-showing, they will beat the living crap out of each other in a Last Man Standing match.
3. Tito Ortiz v Nathan Explosion (Table – docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: Tito and Nathan are rising stars in the Lieutenant Division – who will come out on top in this battle? Watch out for the splinters boys!
4. Early Bird Round Robin FINAL(Docs)
Tommy Musashi v Samoa Machine v RhinoMan v The Ultimate Kid
Winner: Ultimate Kid
Notes: The winner of this match will face the Champion at Summer Ritual in 6 days time! Rhino came from nowhere in the last week to win his group, Tommy went undefeated through his group and Samoa won his deciding battle to scrape through. Ultimate Kid got the luck of the draw to make up the numbers, but expect him to bow out first!
CAPTAIN
1. Early Bird Round Robin FINAL
RJ Wild v Will Powers v Malcriado Beast (docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Beast Failed to show[/glow]
Notes: The Captain EBRR Tournament has been thrown into disarray with The Stiff Neck going AWOL and Aewyre, who was in the Wild Card position, deciding to take an undeserved holiday! Both RJ and Will Powers dominated their groups, but will Malcriado Beast take this unforeseen opportunity to steal the limelight at Summer Ritual?
COLONEL
1. Luther v Sergei Kravinoff (Cage-docs)
Winner: Sergei
Notes: My fellow Bulldog Luther needs a wake-up call, and my sister’s Tag partner needs a nice warm up match before his Gold Tag team eliminator later on tonight – so what better way to kill two birds with one stone and put them in a steel cage together?
2. Euroman v Valkyrie KD (Ladder - docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No Show[/glow]
Notes: Speaking of warm-ups for the Tag Team match – I’ll let Valkyrie loose on Euroman tonight in a friendly little singles match. I don’t want to let Valk hurt Euroman too badly now do I?
4. Non-Title Match
Genesis 1 v. Big Closet v Muhammad Hassan v Psycho Savage (Fatal Four Way – Docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Genesis will be looking to warm up for next Sunday’s PPV with a good win here. There could be a special prize for Closet, Hassan or Savage if they manage to get the victory tonight … ‘could be’ and ‘if’ being the operative words there!
GENERAL
1. Early Bird Round Robin Final!
Striker LT v Martin Prince v Eric the Torture v Pennylane v Rock II (docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Martin + Rock no-show[/glow]
Notes: Just who will move forward to face Kinkade on Sunday? The four men in the ring have all got designs on that Title Belt. With both members of Skull + Crossbones in the Final though, Big Daddy, Striker + Prince may have to watch out for elements of teamwork between ETT + PL – highly unlikely it will happen I know, it’s not as if they show any teamwork in tag Matches is it?
2. Big Daddy v Slim Shady (LMS -docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Big Daddy was unlucky to miss out on the EBRR Final, so tonight he gets a chance to show the crowd what they will be missing at Summer Ritual against Slim Shady. Don’t blink though folks, you may just miss it!
3. Gnarfflinger v Charismatic Hardy (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Charismatic Hardy
Notes: Hardy is new to the General Division, Gnarff should be able to ease him in gently and show him just how tough the General Division is. The jump up in class could be too much for the Uncharismatic Hardy. This first rung on the ladder will be a painful lesson!
TAG TEAM
1. GOLD TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH
Bulldog Savages v Skull + Crossbones (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages
Notes: The Bulldog Savages, although the least experienced team in the Division, have proved time and again they are ready for the big time. Having just mis-timed their run on the Silver Tag Titles, they are being rewarded with a chance at challenging for the Gold Titles instead! Skull + Crossbones flukey, lucky, unbelievable good fortune can’t continue for ever!!
[glow=red,2,300]DMD INVITATIONAL EVENT[/glow]
Captain Division
JH777 v Dakota Manuel v HaydenHardkore (Triple Threat-Docs)
Winner: JH777
The DMD Invitational Matches move into the Captain Division tonight! JH777 may be the current Captain Champ, so is a surprise inclusion in this match against Dakota and the Grammar Fairy, but he’s hardly likely to win this match anyway! And let’s be honest, he’s hardly likely to hang on to his title at Summer Ritual either, so this may give him something to fight for!