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Post by Rurouni on Sept 23, 2008 13:46:52 GMT -5
Malibu:Like so the premise of this match is that both Fighty fighty persons can only use like a frying pan or a sickle? Like I have never seen a sickle I hope it is not a dangerous weapon. Like I know what a frying pan is because you cook with one of those.
Hank:Malibu, I hate to break to you hun but a sickle is a curved very sharp blade with a wooden handle. The purpose of a sickle was to harvest grains and wheat out in the field back in the olden days. But some maniac being Rurouni Kenshin Kobashi decided to bring it to the ring with him and use it as a weapon. This instrument will carve, and scar you it is not a simple toy to play with.
Malibu:Like so, Rurouni carves people up and like makes them bleed with a blade? That is like so sick.
Linda:This next match is scheduled for one fall and a Frying Pan vs Sickle Match. The only weapons allowed in this match are the frying pan or the sickle and the winner is determined by pinfall or submission! Introducing first from Tokyo Japan weighing in at 241 lbs he is the Wandering Samurai Rurouni Kenshin Kobashiiiiiiiii!
The Arena darkens as the titan tron lights up and the words beware of sickles begins to flash and pulse. The opening chords to Ruff Neck by Skindred begins to play over the Pa as multi colored lights begin to flash, Smoke fills up the stage and is light up by the colored lights. The words fade out and scenes begin to play that show Rurouni using his sickle on various people, The crowd boos as through the smoke walks Rurouni he stands a smile is seen on his face as he raises the hand sickle up in the air with his right hand.
Malibu:Like gag me with a spoon. I think I am going to be sick looking at those videos on the titon tron. Like you were not kidding when you said that. Ewwww that is like so disgusting!
Hank:Well Malibu Rurouni has made his mark in Gods and Heretics using that weapon. He has a mighty long list of people who have met with that some in more sicker ways then others.
Rurouni has his hand sickle in his right hand the chain from the sickle is wrapped around his left hand. Rurouni begins to play to the crowd as he slowly makes his way down to the ring. He climbs the steel steps and then slips between the second and third rope. Rurouni stands looking around the ring at the fans. He then removes the chain from his left hand and puts the hand sickle under the turnbuckle in the left hand corner as he removes his coat. Rurouni waits in the ring for his opponent.
tbc gnarf
(ooc:Lets some fun spill some blood)
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 24, 2008 2:16:10 GMT -5
OOC: But your weapon has a sharp blade, where as mine is there to bludgeon someone into next week!
As Rurouni removes his coat, Gnarfflinger the Butcher is shown crawling from under the ring on the right side. He slides under the bottom rope while the Wandering Samurai hands his coat to the ring attendant. Linda sees the Butcher and makes a quick exit. Rurouni takes a step back waiting for the lights to go out, but is met instead with a Frying pan to the back of the head!
That doesn't look like the Frying pan in my apartment...
No, Malibu, it doesn't. The Butcher prefers the Cast Iron ones as they pack more of a punch.
Rurouni stumbles forward, catches the ropes, but kicks the Butcher in the ribs as he advances for a second shot. He spins with a second kick to stagger the Butcher, scrambles to the corner and comes up with his own weapon. AS Rurouni moves towards the Butcher with the sickle, the Butcher blocks it with the Frying pan. Rurouni kicks at the Butcher's leg, and seizes the opening to slash the chest of the Butcher...
TBC: Rurouni.
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Post by Rurouni on Sept 26, 2008 9:31:23 GMT -5
Malibu closes her eyes as she watches Rurouni add another scar to the scarred body of Gnarffinger and blood begins to trickle down his chest. Gnarffinger stumbles backwards as he grits his teeth and lands against the ropes which he uses to spring forward and catches Rurouni by surprise with a closeline. Gnarffinger bends down picking up Rurouni by the hair and stands him to his feet locking his right arm around the head of Rurouni and grabbing his tights. Gnarffinger goes to lift up Rurouni but finds that it is blocked as Rurouni has put his leg between Gnarffingers legs. Gnarffinger again tries to lift Rurouni up vertically and again it is blocked by Rurouni. Gnarffinger again tries to lift Rurouni up into the air vertically and this time RUrouni appears to be lifted but instead he comes right back down and uses the moment to lift Gnarffinger up into a vertical position and falls backwards planting Gnarffinger to the canvas.
Rurouni stands to his feet and looks around eyeing the sickle he smiles as he walks over to pick it up holding it in hands. unaware that Gnarffinger has made it to his feet and is holding his frying pan in his hands. Gnarffinger charges at Rurouni as Rurouni turns around and swings the frying pan in a wide arc. A thud is heard as the cast iron frying pan makes contact to the skull of Rurouni who drops like a rock. Gnarffinger picks up Rurouni as he drops the frying pan and whips him across the ring into the far ropes. Gnarffinger bends down and picks up the frying as he wait for Rurouni to come running back towards him. Gnarffinger swings the frying pan in another wide arc but Rurouni ducks low as he passes underneath the shot and bounces off the near ropes. Gnarffinger turns around and falls to the mat as Rurouni nails him with a closeline. Rurouni grabs his head as he drops to his knees.
tbc
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 27, 2008 1:43:05 GMT -5
The Butcher rolls stunned by the sudden impact, allowing Rurouni to grab the Butcher's Frying pan. The Wandering Samurai ascends to the top rope, but the Butcher has regained his feet. Gnarfflinger moves to the corner to disrupt the aerial assault, but the Wandering Samurai hops over him and lands gracefully behind the Canadian menace. He tries to come over the top with a pan shot, but Gnarfflinger blocks and counters with a heart punch.
The surprise shot allowed the Butcher to get a Wristlock on Rurouni. The Butcher climbs to the top rope, takes a couple steps, but instead of the Disarmer, he drops top the floor, using the momentum to flip Rurouni over the top rope and landing back first on the Steel guard rail! The Momentum flips him forward and face first onto one of the chairs that has been abandones as fans scramble away from the attacking Psychopaths. Gnarfflinger then hops back to the apron, springboards off the second rope and twists in the air to land on the back of Rurouni. The arena breaks out into a chant of "Holy Shit!" at this display of aerial insanity.
TBC: Rurouni. Up for an arena tour? There's got tp be places where we can have sickles and frying pans stashed...
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Post by Rurouni on Sept 27, 2008 11:32:41 GMT -5
Gnarffinger stands to his feet and bends down with the new rush of adrenaline picking up Rurouni by his hair. Gnarffinger holds Rurouni and then tosses him over the railing into the fans sitting there causing several fans to drop there drinks as they watch Rurouni land in front of them. Gnarffinger climbs over the barrier and bends down picking up Rurouni holding him. Gnarffinger reaches out to a fan and takes his cup from the fan before then hitting Rurouni upside the head with the cup the beer splatters as Rurouni stumbles backwards into another group of fans. The fans are seen tapping the back of both superstars as the security tries to get up there to push the fans back. Gnarffinger grabs Rurouni in a collar and elbow tie up which turns into a side headlock Gnarffinger walks with Rurouni towards the stairs and begins to walk with Rurouni up to the next level. Gnarffinger stops at the railing and then rams Rurouni's head into it stunning and putting a welt on Rurouni's head. Gnarffinger puts another side headlock on Rurouni and heads with him through the doors towards the hallway.
Malibu:Like where are they going? Like I thought this was going to take place in the ring? I take it these two really don't like each other.
Hank:Well Malibu, they went up to the floor where the concession stands are because maybe they are hungry. These two have had a hell of a rivally that has yet to be settled no matter how many matches these guys have. The two of them if they were too team could be a wicked and devestating team. But I don't think they can seperate there differences of hate towards each other.
The camera crews have finely made it to the main floor where Rurouni and Gnarffinger are seen trading punches back and forth as fans are cheering and chanting. Rurouni is seen blocking a punch and countering with a kick to the gut before then grabbing Gnarffinger and whipping him into the concession stand which sees the concession stand soda machine break as Gnarffinger's head hit it. Rurouni turns and charges at Gnarffinger who at the last minute ducks down puts his shoulder into Rurouni as he stands up lifting Rurouni up into the air and over crashing into the popcorn machine as the staff run to avoid the action. Glass and popcorn are seen scattered all over the floor as Rurouni is seen with his feet up in the air.
Gnarffinger gets to his feet and jumps over the counter landing on his feet as he reaches down picking up a piece of glass and holding it between his fingers as he makes a fist. Gnarffinger bends down and picks up Rurouni's head off the ground before taking his hand with the glass between it and begins to punch Rurouni in the face the glass digs into the forehead and causes Rurouni's forehead to start bleeding.
tbc
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 29, 2008 0:40:02 GMT -5
The Blood begins to find it's way out of Rurouni's forehead. The Japanese brawler deflects an incoming punch, leading the Butcher to land a stiff right hand to the unforgiving concrete floor. As he curses, recoils and holds his hand, the wandering Samurai spins around, flaining a foot into the ribs of the Canadian veteran. As the Wandering Samurai regains his feet, the Butcher grapples him. Gnarfflinger attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Rurouni grabs his head and pulls him face first to the unforgiving concrete floor. Both men writhe in pain as the move did not go as either one desired.
Rurouni gets up first, finds a Hand Sickle that was stashed near that concession stand, and mangles the scars left by Hayden Hardcore at Summer Ritual. The Wandering Samurai takes a sadistic glee as he repeatedly drags the blade across the chest of the Butcher. Blood wells in every new wound that Rurouni lovingly etches in the Butcher's chest.
TBC: Rurouni.
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Post by Rurouni on Sept 30, 2008 20:31:05 GMT -5
Rurouni continues to smile in glee as Gnarffinger his heard screaming in pain. Malibu turns her head from the monitor as Hank is pounding on the table getting into the match. The fans continue to cheer and scream as Rurouni holds the sickle up in the air. Gnarffingers blood is seen still dripping from the blade which Rurouni places in front of his lips and sticks his tongue out licking the blade and blood before dropping the sickle and placing his left hand onto one of the open wounds in Gnarffs body and covers his left hand with Gnarffingers blood and before spreading it on the floor and then taking one of Gnarffingers fingers write in the blood Salvation. Rurouni stands to his feet and picks up Gnarffinger standing him onto his feet before grabbing him by his head and walking with him the cameras unsure of where they are going to head next.
Rurouni stops and drives a fist into Gnarffingers head stunning him again as he begins to head toward the door that says Kitchen on it. Rurouni whips Gnarffinger through the double door which sees Gnarffinger hit the doors and fall to the floor as he rolls into the kitchen. Rurouni looks around and smiles as he bends down picking up Gnarffinger, standing him onto his feet. Rurouni walks with Gnarffinger towards the automatic dish washer as the cameras just make there way inside. Rurouni goes to smash Gnarffingers head into the dishwasher but finds the Gnarffinger blocks it and quickly sends Rurouni's head into dishwasher before then opening the side part of the machine and shoving Rurouni's head inside. Gnarffinger then slams the door down with all his might the impact traps Rurouni's head in the dishwasher as The Butcher closes one end as he walks to the left side which has several trays set up with dishes on them. Gnarffinger takes one of the trays and slams it inside the dishwasher. The impact is shown as the big plastic try lifts up off the ground before slamming down.
Hank:Damn that has to hurt! I mean my god Rurouni's head is stuck in the machine and Gnarffinger just slammed a thick plastic tray that was loaded with dishes into the machine. Oh my god now what!? My God Gnarffinger has found the start button as he has closed the door on the left side!
Malibu:It is safe to look? I mean that was gross and nasty. I don't know how these two can do this to each other. IT like is so disturbing.
Gnarffinger hits the button but nothing happens, Gnarffinger hits the button again but yet again nothing happens. Gnarffinger then realizes that the door is not closed all the way and curses as he walks over to the stove and finds a frying pan that is sitting on the stove. The fire is still going under the frying pan as the sauteing Onions and Peppers cook. Gnarffinger smiles as he lifts the pan off the stove, the cook complains but Gnarffinger pushes him away as he walks over to Rurouni who still has his head stuck in the washer. Gnarffinger says something before then taking the hot bottom of the frying pan and laying it across the back of Rurouni. Screams are heard escaping from inside the dishwasher as Rurouni is screaming from the pain of the frying pan searing into his skin. Gnarffinger lifts the pan up and then places it another part of Rurouni's back, again sending screams from Rurouni as his body flays in place. The fans and the announcers look on and can not believe it.
TBC
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Post by gnarfflinger on Oct 2, 2008 22:51:06 GMT -5
Satisfied that he has left his mark on the Wandering Samurai, Gnarfflinger whips Rurouni through the back door of the Kitchen. Gnarfflinger follows him through door with his frying pan in hand. As the Butcher strides through the door, Rurouni kicks it back in the Butcher's face. Gnarfflinger angrily slams into the door back into Rurouni.
They've, like, totally left the building!
I can't wait to see the mischief they can get into our here!
The two then brawl towards a forklift. As the Butcher lunges forward, Rurouni trips him, leading both men to land on a palette places on the forks of the machine. As Rurouni tries to follow this up, Gnarfflinger knocks his foe off balance hitting one of the levers with his hand. The palette starts to lift as the two trade punches. AS it reaches the top, Rurouni has a front facelock on the Butcher. Gnarfflinger lifts Rurouni off his feet, and fires him off the palette and down through a near by cardboard box--filled with light tubes!
TBC: Rurouni...
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