Post by gnarfflinger on Nov 11, 2008 20:01:41 GMT -5
GHW's resident Jackass senses weakness and accelerates the endgame process. He grabs light tube after light tube to shatter over the head and shoulders to Joe. Joe recuperates enough to drive Hayden into the ropes, smashing more tubes. The two grapple and keep shoving each other into the light tubes around the ring. AS the last tube breaks, the crowd erupts in reaction to the lowering of the casket.
Now we're getting to what these fans came to see! One of these men is going into the casket of Light tubes!
Like, What-EVER! What's up with that really old music that Hayden played when he came in anyway?
Meanwhile Joe has Hayden in the corner. Joe whips him along the edge of the ring to the next corner, charges, but the jackass dodges, and Joe rams his shoulder into the unforgiving steel post. Hayden roots under the ring for something, but recoils fast, his face covered in a green substance. Hayden falls back holding his eyes, as Gnarfflinger the Butcher comes from under the ring!
Doesn't this guy like, ever take a hint? This is like, the second time tonight he's stuck his nose in where it didn't belong!
Just when you didn't think this match could get more brutal, the self-styled King of the Heretics comes out to crank it up!
The Butcher smashes Hayden with a Frying pan, to the delight of the crowd. He then whips Hayden hard into the steel ring steps. As Hayden sprawls on the stairs, the Butcher slams the Frying pan into the back of his head. Gnarfflinger then rolls the Jackass back into the ring, returns to the ring and throws Hayden into the coffin of light tubes.
He's handing this match to Samoa Joe! I don't believe this!
Like, What-EVER! Can't this old guy just go back to the old folks home where he belongs?
Now it looks like Joe's not happy with the interference of the Butcher!
Joe turns to confront the Butcher for his actions, but the Butcher slaps the challenger. AS the Samoan Submission Machine strikes the interloper, the Butcher whips him to the ropes, delivering a back body drop sending Joe into the lid of the coffin. the lid slams shut on a stunned Hayden, then shatters under the weight of Joe. The Bell sounds heralding the victory for the Challenger.
Your winner, and new New Age Champion, Samoa Joe!
Joe Wins! Joe Wins! On the biggest stage of them all, Samoa Joe is the new champion!
And like that creepy old geezer isn't done yet! He needs his medication before he breaks his hip or some junk...
Gnarfflinger is not done yet, as he fires the newly victorious New Age Champion over the top rope before grabbing a Steel Chair and ascending to the top rope. he launches himself off the top rope into the downed King of the Deathmatch, hitting an Arabian Skull crusher on the helpless Jackass. The Butcher grabs the King of the Deathmatch title belt and a microphone.
GtB: You're not the first Double champion in GHW history, but soon enough, you won't have a belt. I promised that I'd raise some hell tonight! And You Hayden, are my victim. You advertise this show for weeks, and no sign of me? Are you trying to say I'm old? Are you saying I'm irrelevant? Well who's laughing now!
With that, he drops the belt on Hayden's chest and kicks him in the ribs as he writes in the wreckage of the light tube coffin. Gnarfflinger laughs maniacally as security "escorts" him from the ring...
TBC: Anyone.
Now we're getting to what these fans came to see! One of these men is going into the casket of Light tubes!
Like, What-EVER! What's up with that really old music that Hayden played when he came in anyway?
Meanwhile Joe has Hayden in the corner. Joe whips him along the edge of the ring to the next corner, charges, but the jackass dodges, and Joe rams his shoulder into the unforgiving steel post. Hayden roots under the ring for something, but recoils fast, his face covered in a green substance. Hayden falls back holding his eyes, as Gnarfflinger the Butcher comes from under the ring!
Doesn't this guy like, ever take a hint? This is like, the second time tonight he's stuck his nose in where it didn't belong!
Just when you didn't think this match could get more brutal, the self-styled King of the Heretics comes out to crank it up!
The Butcher smashes Hayden with a Frying pan, to the delight of the crowd. He then whips Hayden hard into the steel ring steps. As Hayden sprawls on the stairs, the Butcher slams the Frying pan into the back of his head. Gnarfflinger then rolls the Jackass back into the ring, returns to the ring and throws Hayden into the coffin of light tubes.
He's handing this match to Samoa Joe! I don't believe this!
Like, What-EVER! Can't this old guy just go back to the old folks home where he belongs?
Now it looks like Joe's not happy with the interference of the Butcher!
Joe turns to confront the Butcher for his actions, but the Butcher slaps the challenger. AS the Samoan Submission Machine strikes the interloper, the Butcher whips him to the ropes, delivering a back body drop sending Joe into the lid of the coffin. the lid slams shut on a stunned Hayden, then shatters under the weight of Joe. The Bell sounds heralding the victory for the Challenger.
Your winner, and new New Age Champion, Samoa Joe!
Joe Wins! Joe Wins! On the biggest stage of them all, Samoa Joe is the new champion!
And like that creepy old geezer isn't done yet! He needs his medication before he breaks his hip or some junk...
Gnarfflinger is not done yet, as he fires the newly victorious New Age Champion over the top rope before grabbing a Steel Chair and ascending to the top rope. he launches himself off the top rope into the downed King of the Deathmatch, hitting an Arabian Skull crusher on the helpless Jackass. The Butcher grabs the King of the Deathmatch title belt and a microphone.
GtB: You're not the first Double champion in GHW history, but soon enough, you won't have a belt. I promised that I'd raise some hell tonight! And You Hayden, are my victim. You advertise this show for weeks, and no sign of me? Are you trying to say I'm old? Are you saying I'm irrelevant? Well who's laughing now!
With that, he drops the belt on Hayden's chest and kicks him in the ribs as he writes in the wreckage of the light tube coffin. Gnarfflinger laughs maniacally as security "escorts" him from the ring...
TBC: Anyone.
