Post by viper on Dec 17, 2008 12:14:03 GMT -5
The scene is black and what appears to be void as once again you hear the mumbling of the camera guy as he slowly makes his way in the dark to where he is supposed to be. As the cameraman gets closer you begin to pick up the slight sounds of hissing, which is followed by a mumbled voice which is the cameraman cursing under his breath about how he did not want to get stuck with this assignment every week. The Cameraman once at the spot where he is supposed to be stops and turns on the light illuminating the room where you see the Cameraman is standing on a three foot wide platform that is positioned over a pit that contains many different kinds of snakes. The cameraman pans down and you watch the snakes crawling all over each other as they appear to be trying to get away from the light. One snake appears to lunge up towards the light which startles the cameraman as you see him almost drop the camera. A voice is heard which causes the man to get scared and the camera starts to shake a little going out of focus.
I jussst don't get it. I thought I told you that you would have nothing to worry about, assss my petssss will not hurt you. Remember they are friendly and nicccce and they actually like people. But anywayssss lets get down to bussssiness sssshall we.
Doessss my make up look alright? Doessss thissss ssssuit make me look fat? I am trying to cut down on the number of vermin that I eat sssso that I can keep my ssssnakesss figure.
The camera is seen moving up and down as the man nods before speaking that Viper looks good. Viper smiles as his forked tongue flickers in and out of his mouth as he slithers towards the board before speaking once again.
Alight Ladiessss and Gentleman letssss get on with the sssshow! Welcome to thissss weeksss edition of the Viper's Nest. I am of coursssse your hosssst Viper, behind the camera thisss week is George he will be working the Camera for me on a weekly bassssissss. Sssso let ussss begin.
Sssseee now Mr. Cameraman that wasssn't that hard now wasss it? Thosssse Ladiessss and Gentleman are thisssss weekssss first inducteessss into the Viper'sssss Nesssst. I hope that you folkssss who are watching at home will turn in next time when I will once again give you my take on who should be in the Viper'ssss Nesssst. Good evening and good night.
Now Cut that damn Camera off and get the (censored) out of here we are done I need to eat! Oh...What?!?!? We ssssstill rolling? Ssssssh(censored) Um nothing to ssssee here folkssss good night.
The cameraman quickly scurries out of where ever he was as the camera begins to fade you hear wierd sounds as if people are screaming in fear as splattering sounds are heard.
EOT
Comments?, Concerns?, Questions?
I jussst don't get it. I thought I told you that you would have nothing to worry about, assss my petssss will not hurt you. Remember they are friendly and nicccce and they actually like people. But anywayssss lets get down to bussssiness sssshall we.
Doessss my make up look alright? Doessss thissss ssssuit make me look fat? I am trying to cut down on the number of vermin that I eat sssso that I can keep my ssssnakesss figure.
The camera is seen moving up and down as the man nods before speaking that Viper looks good. Viper smiles as his forked tongue flickers in and out of his mouth as he slithers towards the board before speaking once again.
Alight Ladiessss and Gentleman letssss get on with the sssshow! Welcome to thissss weeksss edition of the Viper's Nest. I am of coursssse your hosssst Viper, behind the camera thisss week is George he will be working the Camera for me on a weekly bassssissss. Sssso let ussss begin.
Number 1:"The Future" Mike Allen
Reason:He has shown that he has the skills to be a main event superstar. What really put him over the top was the match he had with Sting who could have been number 1 but was slightly nudged by Mike Allen.
Previously:N/A
Number 2:The Man they call Sting
Reason:Since his return to Gods and Heretics wrestling he has shown that he suffers from non of that ring rust that most Fighty fighty persons get stuck with. Also he began to show his colors in his match against "The Future" Mike Allen. The question remains will Mike be able to hold onto that number one spot or will Sting unseat him from it?
Previously:N/A
Number 3:Hayden HardKore
Reason:What can you say about a man who is known as a Jackass. He came out on TNT and showed no mercy against little delicate Kahlan. Hayden has been known to be a hardass and he proved why as he beat Kahlan soundly. Which is not a knock on Kahlan, She is still new and was maybe put in the ring against the wrong guy. But as anyone who has been in the sport will tell you. You must take your bumps if you want to succeed. Could Hayden Leapfrog over Sting and Mike Allen? I guess we will wait and see
Previously:N/A
Number 4:Daniel Throne
Reason:In his match against the Debuting Ryan Hughes Daniel Showed why he is the reigning Charging Glory Champion. Though I am sure he could have put on a better show and made the top three, this week he finds himself sitting in the number four position. What does the future hold in store for him? I guess we will know in the future.
Previously:N/A
Number 5:Collins "Irish Storm" Fitzpatrick
Reason:This was a tough call as Johnny Abs could have taken this spot as well, but in the end Collins nudged out Johnny Abs. Had Johnny Abs not lost this match due to what appeared to be Collins having help from Daniel Throne, who knows...don't get me wrong I love a good screwing as well as the next guy but...even I have to draw the line somewhere.
Previously:N/A
Honorable Mention:Johnny Abs
Reason:As I said this was a tough call but Johnny Abs did show that despite what obsticals may be put in his way by Hawkeye. Johnny plans on overcoming them and shooting for Championship gold. To say that Johnny's future is not bright would be like saying that a street walker doesn't need to make money in order to support her candy habit.
Reason:He has shown that he has the skills to be a main event superstar. What really put him over the top was the match he had with Sting who could have been number 1 but was slightly nudged by Mike Allen.
Previously:N/A
Number 2:The Man they call Sting
Reason:Since his return to Gods and Heretics wrestling he has shown that he suffers from non of that ring rust that most Fighty fighty persons get stuck with. Also he began to show his colors in his match against "The Future" Mike Allen. The question remains will Mike be able to hold onto that number one spot or will Sting unseat him from it?
Previously:N/A
Number 3:Hayden HardKore
Reason:What can you say about a man who is known as a Jackass. He came out on TNT and showed no mercy against little delicate Kahlan. Hayden has been known to be a hardass and he proved why as he beat Kahlan soundly. Which is not a knock on Kahlan, She is still new and was maybe put in the ring against the wrong guy. But as anyone who has been in the sport will tell you. You must take your bumps if you want to succeed. Could Hayden Leapfrog over Sting and Mike Allen? I guess we will wait and see
Previously:N/A
Number 4:Daniel Throne
Reason:In his match against the Debuting Ryan Hughes Daniel Showed why he is the reigning Charging Glory Champion. Though I am sure he could have put on a better show and made the top three, this week he finds himself sitting in the number four position. What does the future hold in store for him? I guess we will know in the future.
Previously:N/A
Number 5:Collins "Irish Storm" Fitzpatrick
Reason:This was a tough call as Johnny Abs could have taken this spot as well, but in the end Collins nudged out Johnny Abs. Had Johnny Abs not lost this match due to what appeared to be Collins having help from Daniel Throne, who knows...don't get me wrong I love a good screwing as well as the next guy but...even I have to draw the line somewhere.
Previously:N/A
Honorable Mention:Johnny Abs
Reason:As I said this was a tough call but Johnny Abs did show that despite what obsticals may be put in his way by Hawkeye. Johnny plans on overcoming them and shooting for Championship gold. To say that Johnny's future is not bright would be like saying that a street walker doesn't need to make money in order to support her candy habit.
Sssseee now Mr. Cameraman that wasssn't that hard now wasss it? Thosssse Ladiessss and Gentleman are thisssss weekssss first inducteessss into the Viper'sssss Nesssst. I hope that you folkssss who are watching at home will turn in next time when I will once again give you my take on who should be in the Viper'ssss Nesssst. Good evening and good night.
Now Cut that damn Camera off and get the (censored) out of here we are done I need to eat! Oh...What?!?!? We ssssstill rolling? Ssssssh(censored) Um nothing to ssssee here folkssss good night.
The cameraman quickly scurries out of where ever he was as the camera begins to fade you hear wierd sounds as if people are screaming in fear as splattering sounds are heard.
EOT
Comments?, Concerns?, Questions?
