A Rude Awaking

[magnuscrows]

- Our scene opens backstage. Our camera is focused on an unfamiliar figure. This man appears to be in his twenties. He has a clean shaven face and short blonde hair. The man is smiling rather akwardly into the camera and he seems to be having a conversation with somebody off screen -

Man: "It is, isn't it?"

- Unaware of what the man is referring to, our crowd watches in a confused state. He continues to smile, exposing a very white set of teeth to our camera. We can now assume that our man is having a chat with the camera man -

Camera man: "Yes sir, it is."

- Our camera zooms out just a bit, revealing the rest of this stranger. He's sporting a sleeveless shirt with the words "The One The Ladies Love" written across the chest. He continues to have the conversation, but it is simply irrelevant banter. A very familiar voice is heard, and our camera pans to the area in which the voice is coming from -

Todd: "Ugh, sir..may I have a word?"

- The man, feeling interrupted faces Todd, our backstage reporter who is quickly approaching the man -

Man: "Yeah but make it quick, I've got things to take care of."

Todd: "Can you please introduce yourself to...well, everyone? Frankly, you're back here on camera and nobody really knows who you are, myself included..."

Man: "...I'm too humble for introductions..."

- Todd jumps in, interrupting this stranger -

Todd: "Well I can tell already that you're going to be one of the few good guys around here. I love humble people - there aren't enough around. You and I are going to be great friends, I can see it already...What's your name, boss?"

- Our unfamiliar character stares blankly back at Todd, who seems to begin feeling uncomfortable -

Man: "What the hell is the matter with you? What kind of journalist are you? Every journalist out there knows that you NEVER interrupt the man you are interviewing. How did I indicate I was ever done speaking?

Todd: "Well I'm sor-"

- This time the man interrupts Todd -

Man: "Sorry? Jeez, man. Keep your mouth shut. As I was trying to say, the reason I am too humble for introductions is because whenever I or anyone else goes down my list of accomplishments in this business I start to twitch a little. It's embarrassing; for me. Frankly I could care less if running down the list of my successes in the wrestling industry embarrasses you or anyone else. I hope it does. In fact, you SHOULD be embarrassed by what I have done in such little time and what I can do as I continue my upward spiral of success around here."

- Todd, upset that he has not gained a new friend, looks on, frustrated. He maintains his composure, however, and calmly moves the microphone to his lips -

Todd: "Can you at least give me a name?"

Man: "It's Justin. Justin Savior...Remember it. Embrace it. Worship it. Love it. Give me the mic, nerd."

- Justin grabs the mic out of Todds's hands and forces him off screen. Justin looks back into the camera, prepared to speak -

Justin: "Ladies, gentlemen, hicks, and...ugh, what's that smell?"

- Justin puts a disgusted look on his face and glances around, looking for the cause of an awful aroma -

Justin: "Ughh...no, it can't, could it possibly be..no, that isn't possible. But then again...sheesh, it's gotta be that awful, awful, awful crap-scented air in this freaking city!"

- After a major diss to the entire city in which the event is taking place, Justin puts an arrogant smirk on his face -

Justin: "Aww boo hoo, he made fun of my city! Awww. Suck it up, losers. An evolution of this federation is officially under way, and it began when I signed on the dotted line...and for those NOT keeping score at home, THAT'S A CONTRACT."

- Justin continues to rip the city and it's fans. In fact, he is ripping on everyone in general -

Justin: "I've got a question to ask all of you people..."

Justin pauses for a moment, before continuing -

Justin: "How nice is my smile?"

- Pausing in front of the camera yet again, Ted grins widely, exposing his diligently taken care of teeth. He continues -

Justin: "Lovely, right? The most beautiful pearly whites you've ever seen?"

- Justin laughs a bit, regains his composure, and looks squarely to the camera again -

Justin: "The reason, I ask, GHW, is because, frankly, you'll be seeing a LOT of that smile in the years ahead. Get used to it, folks; looking at that smile for years is going to lower your self esteem, I know it. That may be a good thing, though. It will create parity among your identity. No longer will you have that unbalanced set of distingusing factors about yourself. Now, to go along with your low income, your low IQ, and based on the awful, awful smell, your low sense of hygeine, you can have your low self esteem."

- Justin laughs some more -

Justin: "Frankly, GHW, I'm just better than you. I'm superior in every facet of wrestling AND life. I'm a great Fighty fighty person. I'm a great speaker. I'm a great leader. I'm a great song writer, and poet. I'm great at fighting bears with my bare hands. I'm...aw, hell, I'm Justin god-damn Savior., and my rise to the top is gonna be a quick one."

- Justin grins, stares at the camera, drops the mic, and walks off screen, ending the debut of Justin Savior.-

[Rurouni]

I must say It was an enjoyable read.

[magnuscrows]

Thanks man. I think I am getting better what do you say?