Post by Xantaxm on Mar 9, 2009 1:04:09 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (3/9/09): Step Up or Shut Up
LIEUTENANT
1. #1 Contender for Lieutenant X-Force Title
Level One v. Raistlin Majere (Single-docs)
Winner and NEW #1 Contender: Raistlin Majere
Notes: Level One was ever the opportunist last week when he defeated The Angel of Darkness to become the new #1 contender for the Lieutenant X-Force Championship. He now must put his Title shot on the line against Raistlin Majere. Can Level One hang on to the precious PPV appearance or will he let it slip through his hands like AOD?
2. Non-Title Match
YOUNG GANGSTA v. The Angel of Darkness (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Angel of Darkness
Notes: AOD lost his shot to face YOUNG GANGSTA at Total Carnage for the X-Force Title last week, but has begged to face the current champion tonight anyway. YG has not looked good recently in his matches, so if there ever was a time for AOD to strike, it's now. Will AOD live to back up his promise to defeat YG?
3. Mystery Madness
Martin Prince v. [Mystery-Prince Martini] (Cage-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Martin Prince is embroiled in a feud with Prince Martini right now and it's anybody's guess if Prince Martini is his mystery opponent tonight in a semi-final tournament match. With Luke Kinkade being the other possible opponent, we'll have to wait and see how this cage match turns out.
CAPTAIN
1. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Title Tag Match
Samoa Machine/Marcus Airbourne v. Tommy Musashi/Eric The Torture (docs)
Winner: Tommy Musashi/Eric The Torture; ETT is a #1 Contender
Notes: Samoa Machine and Marcus Airbourne will be on one team while Tommy Musashi and Eric The Torture will be on the other in a match full of aspiring Captain X-Force Champions. Both teams will work well together early, but when it comes down to who gets the pinfall, submission, or knockout, it's going to get very ugly. That person and only that person will get a spot in the Title match at Total Carnage while the other three get their last chance on Friday.
2. Non-Title Match
Unknown Soldier v. Torjio Kazukuni (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Unknown Soldier
Notes: Unknown Soldier hides behind a red, white and blue mask as he has conquered the Captain Division thus far. Tonight, I'm sending Torjio to the ring to beat the red, white and blue crap out of US and use a few ladders for fun. The Captain Champion will lose, and he will lose now!
3. Mystery Madness Finale
Essa Rios v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Tito Ortiz
Notes: Tonight's Mystery Madness Finale in the Captain Division will not be much of a mystery afterall. Essa Rios has taken his new Division by storm and finds himself facing Tito Ortiz in a table match for the coveted Title shot at Total Carnage. Which of these two will cap off their successful month?
COLONEL
1. Non-Title Match
Sergei Kravinoff v. Euroman (LMS-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff
Notes: Euroman was eliminated from Mystery Madness last week but he's looking for a bit of retribution tonight when he takes on the current Colonel X-Force Champion Sergei Kravinoff in a LMS match. Sergei is going to defend his title for the last time at Total Carnage before his upcoming promotion, so this match will get him in tip-top form.
2. Mystery Madness Finale
The Unabomber v. Luther (LMS-docs)
Winner and #1 Contender: Luther
Notes: The Colonel Division Mystery Madness Finale features a red-hot Unabomber taking on Luther in a LMS match. One of these Superstars is going to have to survive this devastating match and earn a ticket to Total Carnage against HawkEye.
GENERAL
1. Pennylane v. Black Dead (Single-docs)
Winner: Black Dead
Notes: Pennylane was adamant about having this match with Black Dead tonight, and I gladly obliged after Lost Cause took out Penny's new team Xtermination Squad from the Mystery Madness tournament. Whoever loses this match will end up being booked and managed by the winner for the next two weeks before Total Carnage. That is a price neither of these two want to pay.
2. Non-Title Match
Big Daddy v. Muhammad Hassan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Big Daddy will take on Jake Steele in a non-title ladder match tonight. Jake was uncharacteristically taken out of this month's Tournament prematurely, but he'll show that he's still a force when he takes Big Daddy to the limit in this one.
3. Mystery Madness
ValKyrie KD v. [Mystery-The Impacter] (LMS-docs)
Winner: ValKyrie KD
Notes: Kelly Duncan was lucky enough to earn a BYE last round in Mystery Madness, but tonight she'll be truly tested when she faces her next mystery opponent in a crucial LMS match. The winner of this match will move on to the Finals where a Title shot will be on the line.
4. Mystery Madness
Angelus v. [Mystery-Slim Shady] (Cage-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Angelus continues his Tournament success as he enters the semi-finals against one of the two mystery superstars this round. He will be locked inside a cage, but that shouldn't be a disadvantage for the brawler.
TAG TEAM
1. The Battalion v. UK and the Asian (docs)
Winner: The Battalion
Notes: The Battalion and UK and the Asian have never met in tag action before, but tonight is a night of firsts. Both teams were unsuccessful in the Silver Division Mystery Madness Tournament, but one of them could become a serious threat in the Division in the next couple months.
2. Non-Title Match
X Force Attack Duo v. Destroyer and Essa (docs)
Winner: X Force Attack Duo
Notes: We haven't see the Bronze Tag Team Champions, X Force Attack Duo, in quite some time, but tonight they return to action against Destroyer and Essa in a regular non-title tag match. Will the Champs be able to shake off the ring rust and score a win before they defend their belts against Master and Legend at Total Carnage?
3. Mystery Madness Finale (Tornado Tag)
The Flying Airmen v. The KiLLers (Single IDs-docs)
Winner: The KiLLers
Notes: The Silver Tag Team Mystery Madness Tournament comes to a close tonight when two brand new teams that were formed by me earlier in the month face off in a tornado tag match. Either The Flying Airmen or The KiLLers will earn a shot against the Silver Tag Team Champs MILF and Cookies at Total Carnage, but with the unpredictability of a tornado match, it's going to be truly a mystery who will win.
4. Mystery Madness Finale (Hardcore)
Lost Cause v. Dark Bulldogs (1-1-1)
Winner and #1 Contender: Dark Bulldogs
Notes: Lost Cause may finally reach the top of the Gold Tag Team Division once again if they can capitalize on their big opportunity against either ReVamped or Dark Bulldogs in this Mystery Madness Finale. Hardcore rules are in place for the match, so anything and everything will go.
LIEUTENANT
1. #1 Contender for Lieutenant X-Force Title
Level One v. Raistlin Majere (Single-docs)
Winner and NEW #1 Contender: Raistlin Majere
Notes: Level One was ever the opportunist last week when he defeated The Angel of Darkness to become the new #1 contender for the Lieutenant X-Force Championship. He now must put his Title shot on the line against Raistlin Majere. Can Level One hang on to the precious PPV appearance or will he let it slip through his hands like AOD?
2. Non-Title Match
YOUNG GANGSTA v. The Angel of Darkness (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Angel of Darkness
Notes: AOD lost his shot to face YOUNG GANGSTA at Total Carnage for the X-Force Title last week, but has begged to face the current champion tonight anyway. YG has not looked good recently in his matches, so if there ever was a time for AOD to strike, it's now. Will AOD live to back up his promise to defeat YG?
3. Mystery Madness
Martin Prince v. [Mystery-Prince Martini] (Cage-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Martin Prince is embroiled in a feud with Prince Martini right now and it's anybody's guess if Prince Martini is his mystery opponent tonight in a semi-final tournament match. With Luke Kinkade being the other possible opponent, we'll have to wait and see how this cage match turns out.
CAPTAIN
1. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Title Tag Match
Samoa Machine/Marcus Airbourne v. Tommy Musashi/Eric The Torture (docs)
Winner: Tommy Musashi/Eric The Torture; ETT is a #1 Contender
Notes: Samoa Machine and Marcus Airbourne will be on one team while Tommy Musashi and Eric The Torture will be on the other in a match full of aspiring Captain X-Force Champions. Both teams will work well together early, but when it comes down to who gets the pinfall, submission, or knockout, it's going to get very ugly. That person and only that person will get a spot in the Title match at Total Carnage while the other three get their last chance on Friday.
2. Non-Title Match
Unknown Soldier v. Torjio Kazukuni (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Unknown Soldier
Notes: Unknown Soldier hides behind a red, white and blue mask as he has conquered the Captain Division thus far. Tonight, I'm sending Torjio to the ring to beat the red, white and blue crap out of US and use a few ladders for fun. The Captain Champion will lose, and he will lose now!
3. Mystery Madness Finale
Essa Rios v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Tito Ortiz
Notes: Tonight's Mystery Madness Finale in the Captain Division will not be much of a mystery afterall. Essa Rios has taken his new Division by storm and finds himself facing Tito Ortiz in a table match for the coveted Title shot at Total Carnage. Which of these two will cap off their successful month?
COLONEL
1. Non-Title Match
Sergei Kravinoff v. Euroman (LMS-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff
Notes: Euroman was eliminated from Mystery Madness last week but he's looking for a bit of retribution tonight when he takes on the current Colonel X-Force Champion Sergei Kravinoff in a LMS match. Sergei is going to defend his title for the last time at Total Carnage before his upcoming promotion, so this match will get him in tip-top form.
2. Mystery Madness Finale
The Unabomber v. Luther (LMS-docs)
Winner and #1 Contender: Luther
Notes: The Colonel Division Mystery Madness Finale features a red-hot Unabomber taking on Luther in a LMS match. One of these Superstars is going to have to survive this devastating match and earn a ticket to Total Carnage against HawkEye.
GENERAL
1. Pennylane v. Black Dead (Single-docs)
Winner: Black Dead
Notes: Pennylane was adamant about having this match with Black Dead tonight, and I gladly obliged after Lost Cause took out Penny's new team Xtermination Squad from the Mystery Madness tournament. Whoever loses this match will end up being booked and managed by the winner for the next two weeks before Total Carnage. That is a price neither of these two want to pay.
2. Non-Title Match
Big Daddy v. Muhammad Hassan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Big Daddy will take on Jake Steele in a non-title ladder match tonight. Jake was uncharacteristically taken out of this month's Tournament prematurely, but he'll show that he's still a force when he takes Big Daddy to the limit in this one.
3. Mystery Madness
ValKyrie KD v. [Mystery-The Impacter] (LMS-docs)
Winner: ValKyrie KD
Notes: Kelly Duncan was lucky enough to earn a BYE last round in Mystery Madness, but tonight she'll be truly tested when she faces her next mystery opponent in a crucial LMS match. The winner of this match will move on to the Finals where a Title shot will be on the line.
4. Mystery Madness
Angelus v. [Mystery-Slim Shady] (Cage-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Angelus continues his Tournament success as he enters the semi-finals against one of the two mystery superstars this round. He will be locked inside a cage, but that shouldn't be a disadvantage for the brawler.
TAG TEAM
1. The Battalion v. UK and the Asian (docs)
Winner: The Battalion
Notes: The Battalion and UK and the Asian have never met in tag action before, but tonight is a night of firsts. Both teams were unsuccessful in the Silver Division Mystery Madness Tournament, but one of them could become a serious threat in the Division in the next couple months.
2. Non-Title Match
X Force Attack Duo v. Destroyer and Essa (docs)
Winner: X Force Attack Duo
Notes: We haven't see the Bronze Tag Team Champions, X Force Attack Duo, in quite some time, but tonight they return to action against Destroyer and Essa in a regular non-title tag match. Will the Champs be able to shake off the ring rust and score a win before they defend their belts against Master and Legend at Total Carnage?
3. Mystery Madness Finale (Tornado Tag)
The Flying Airmen v. The KiLLers (Single IDs-docs)
Winner: The KiLLers
Notes: The Silver Tag Team Mystery Madness Tournament comes to a close tonight when two brand new teams that were formed by me earlier in the month face off in a tornado tag match. Either The Flying Airmen or The KiLLers will earn a shot against the Silver Tag Team Champs MILF and Cookies at Total Carnage, but with the unpredictability of a tornado match, it's going to be truly a mystery who will win.
4. Mystery Madness Finale (Hardcore)
Lost Cause v. Dark Bulldogs (1-1-1)
Winner and #1 Contender: Dark Bulldogs
Notes: Lost Cause may finally reach the top of the Gold Tag Team Division once again if they can capitalize on their big opportunity against either ReVamped or Dark Bulldogs in this Mystery Madness Finale. Hardcore rules are in place for the match, so anything and everything will go.