Post by Xantaxm on Mar 12, 2009 14:04:35 GMT -5
Friday Night Mayhem (3/13/09): Mad World
HARDCORE
1. Future Talent Match
Anthony Zinc v. Stevie Rock (Single-docs)
Winner: Stevie Rock via no contest
Notes: Anthony Zinc gets his chance to spotlight Friday Night Mayhem tonight when he takes on Stevie Rock to kick off the show. Will Zinc take advantage of his opportunity?
LIEUTENANT
1. trickshot v. Genocide (Ladder-docs)
Winner: trickshot
Notes: Genocide is a former shell of himself, if he ever was something worthy to begin with. Tonight he takes his losing show on the road in a match against trickshot. Great, two losers in one match. There go the ratings.
2. Luke Kinkade v. Destroyer (Cage-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade
Notes: Luke Kinkade received a BYE this week in the semi-finals of Mystery Madness and all that means is that he has a free ride to the Finals to face Martin Prince. That match will occur on Monday, but tonight he will face Destroyer inside a steel cage.
3. Non-Title Match
The Master v. Ultimate Gene (Single-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master is the Master of the Lieutenant Division, and no one is going to slow him down. Ultimate Gene is probably no exception.
CAPTAIN
1. The Ultimate Kid v. RhinoMan (Single-docs)
Winner: RhinoMan
Notes: UK has been training hard this month and resting up his injuries. Tonight he will return to action to take on the harmless RhinoMan.
2. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Title
Tommy Musashi v. Marcus Airbourne v. Samoa Machine v. Torjio Kazukuni (docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
Notes: The three losers from the #1 contender tag team match on Monday Night Combat will square off against Torjio Kazukuni in a Fatal Fourway tonight. The winner of this match will join ForSakeN and the winner of Monday's match to complete the Triple Threat Captain X-Force Championship match at Total Carnage.
COLONEL
1. Lunchtime Legend v. Malcriado Beast (Table-docs)
Winner: Lunchtime Legend
Notes: Lunchtime Legend faces MB in a table match tonight, and that's all I gotta say about that!
2. Non-Title Match
HawkEye v. RJ Wild (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye will fight his last match before Total Carnage tonight and it will be against RJ Wild. Afterwards, I'm going to let the Champ get rusty sitting on the bench next week before he has to defend his belt at the PPV. Do some damage, RJ!
GENERAL
1. Gnarfflinger v. Backyard Brawler 2 (LMS-docs)
Winner: Gnarfflinger
Notes: Gnarff got an unexpected victory last week in triple threat action that included Mr. Money in the Bank, Psycho Savage. Tonight he looks to make it 2 wins in a row in a LMS match against Brawler.
2. CHARISMATIC HARDY v. Big Closet (Cage-docs)
Winner: CHARISMATIC HARDY
Notes: CH and Big Closet will have a Latino reunion of sorts when they get inside a steel cage and bash each other's heads in.
3. Dyna Mike Duncan v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan via no-show
Notes: DMD is poised to win the General X-Force Title at Total Carnage after destroyer Striker, who stole the title from Genesis last month. Tonight, DMD will possibly break a sweat in a table match with IAL.
4. Non-Title Match
StrikerLT v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: StrikerLT
Notes: StrikerLT face Mr. Money in the Bank tonight in a classic singles match. PS hasn't looked the same lately, and if he wants to cash in that briefcase, he has to have the confidence that he can beat the Champ. That is, if Black Dead doesn't steal the briefcase from him before he gets the chance to cash it.
5. Special Guest Referee Match [Black Dead]
Pennylane v. The Impacter (Cage-Penny gets no staff, Impacter gets full staff)
Winner: The Impacter
Notes: Black Dead is wasting no time using his new "booking" powers over Pennylane and has added this Special Guest Referee match to punish Pennylane. Black Dead will serve as the special guest referee in a cage match that tips the scales in favor of Impacter.
TAG TEAM
1. Hardyhawk v. ReVamped (docs)
No Contest
Notes: ReVamped came very close to winning Mystery Madness, but the Dark Bulldogs managed to squeak out a win last friday. Tonight they take on the winless Hardyhawk.
2. Non-Title Match
MILF and Cookies v. Hawter Than Pornstars (docs)
Winner: Hawter Than Pornstars
Notes: MILF and Cookies are undefeated and rightly so considering how well they've been fighting. Tonight the champs take on Hawter Than Pornstars as they ready for another Title defense at next week's PPV.
3. Catastrophic Duo v. Xtermination Squad (docs)
Winner: Xtermination Squad
Notes: Catastrophic Duo and Xtermination Squad are both strong tag teams that will have an impact on the Division sooner than later. Tonight they clash to see who has the upperhand.
4. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. Hassan and Brawler (docs)
Notes: Bulldog Savages will face either their friends, Dark Bulldogs, at Total Carnage or their enemies, Lost Cause. Either way, the Gold Tag Champs are a difficult team to face, much less defeat.
HARDCORE
1. Future Talent Match
Anthony Zinc v. Stevie Rock (Single-docs)
Winner: Stevie Rock via no contest
Notes: Anthony Zinc gets his chance to spotlight Friday Night Mayhem tonight when he takes on Stevie Rock to kick off the show. Will Zinc take advantage of his opportunity?
LIEUTENANT
1. trickshot v. Genocide (Ladder-docs)
Winner: trickshot
Notes: Genocide is a former shell of himself, if he ever was something worthy to begin with. Tonight he takes his losing show on the road in a match against trickshot. Great, two losers in one match. There go the ratings.
2. Luke Kinkade v. Destroyer (Cage-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade
Notes: Luke Kinkade received a BYE this week in the semi-finals of Mystery Madness and all that means is that he has a free ride to the Finals to face Martin Prince. That match will occur on Monday, but tonight he will face Destroyer inside a steel cage.
3. Non-Title Match
The Master v. Ultimate Gene (Single-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master is the Master of the Lieutenant Division, and no one is going to slow him down. Ultimate Gene is probably no exception.
CAPTAIN
1. The Ultimate Kid v. RhinoMan (Single-docs)
Winner: RhinoMan
Notes: UK has been training hard this month and resting up his injuries. Tonight he will return to action to take on the harmless RhinoMan.
2. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Title
Tommy Musashi v. Marcus Airbourne v. Samoa Machine v. Torjio Kazukuni (docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
Notes: The three losers from the #1 contender tag team match on Monday Night Combat will square off against Torjio Kazukuni in a Fatal Fourway tonight. The winner of this match will join ForSakeN and the winner of Monday's match to complete the Triple Threat Captain X-Force Championship match at Total Carnage.
COLONEL
1. Lunchtime Legend v. Malcriado Beast (Table-docs)
Winner: Lunchtime Legend
Notes: Lunchtime Legend faces MB in a table match tonight, and that's all I gotta say about that!
2. Non-Title Match
HawkEye v. RJ Wild (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye will fight his last match before Total Carnage tonight and it will be against RJ Wild. Afterwards, I'm going to let the Champ get rusty sitting on the bench next week before he has to defend his belt at the PPV. Do some damage, RJ!
GENERAL
1. Gnarfflinger v. Backyard Brawler 2 (LMS-docs)
Winner: Gnarfflinger
Notes: Gnarff got an unexpected victory last week in triple threat action that included Mr. Money in the Bank, Psycho Savage. Tonight he looks to make it 2 wins in a row in a LMS match against Brawler.
2. CHARISMATIC HARDY v. Big Closet (Cage-docs)
Winner: CHARISMATIC HARDY
Notes: CH and Big Closet will have a Latino reunion of sorts when they get inside a steel cage and bash each other's heads in.
3. Dyna Mike Duncan v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan via no-show
Notes: DMD is poised to win the General X-Force Title at Total Carnage after destroyer Striker, who stole the title from Genesis last month. Tonight, DMD will possibly break a sweat in a table match with IAL.
4. Non-Title Match
StrikerLT v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: StrikerLT
Notes: StrikerLT face Mr. Money in the Bank tonight in a classic singles match. PS hasn't looked the same lately, and if he wants to cash in that briefcase, he has to have the confidence that he can beat the Champ. That is, if Black Dead doesn't steal the briefcase from him before he gets the chance to cash it.
5. Special Guest Referee Match [Black Dead]
Pennylane v. The Impacter (Cage-Penny gets no staff, Impacter gets full staff)
Winner: The Impacter
Notes: Black Dead is wasting no time using his new "booking" powers over Pennylane and has added this Special Guest Referee match to punish Pennylane. Black Dead will serve as the special guest referee in a cage match that tips the scales in favor of Impacter.
TAG TEAM
1. Hardyhawk v. ReVamped (docs)
No Contest
Notes: ReVamped came very close to winning Mystery Madness, but the Dark Bulldogs managed to squeak out a win last friday. Tonight they take on the winless Hardyhawk.
2. Non-Title Match
MILF and Cookies v. Hawter Than Pornstars (docs)
Winner: Hawter Than Pornstars
Notes: MILF and Cookies are undefeated and rightly so considering how well they've been fighting. Tonight the champs take on Hawter Than Pornstars as they ready for another Title defense at next week's PPV.
3. Catastrophic Duo v. Xtermination Squad (docs)
Winner: Xtermination Squad
Notes: Catastrophic Duo and Xtermination Squad are both strong tag teams that will have an impact on the Division sooner than later. Tonight they clash to see who has the upperhand.
4. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. Hassan and Brawler (docs)
Notes: Bulldog Savages will face either their friends, Dark Bulldogs, at Total Carnage or their enemies, Lost Cause. Either way, the Gold Tag Champs are a difficult team to face, much less defeat.
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