Dark Wanderers vs. The Dream Team Barbed wire ring

[jaggeroth]

The ring crew start setting up the next match. They replace the ring ropes and add the barbed wire mesh. After connecting the wires special explosive technicians come down and set up the first charges for the explosive element this match calls for.Medical personal come down to ring side with 4 stretchers and 6 medical staff stand ready for what is about to be a very bloody throw down. They even have emergency transfusions in case the blood loss is too much. The belts are by the ring bell under a glass plate on a nice looking stand. Then a brooding guitar rift hits.....silence. The words come out and everyone stands still listening to what is about to come.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Heaven and Hell alligned tag team titles! And it is a barbed wire explosives match!

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.

The stage strobes start to flicker lightly as the titan tron begins flashing weird and symbolic images.

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.


Then as if the heavens opened themselves a bright white light shines down on two figures standing in the ring.


Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.


The glittery white light turns red as KayJayBarackus and Jaggeroth look up and see the fans around them are booing them as they make an entrance. They start posing for the crowd and after that they both grab a mic. The Dark Wanderers get up on the second ropes facing the entrance way.

Jaggeroth: "Kahlan,Raj....dont you both see whats in front of you tonight. This is where me and Kay thrive. This is our second home, this type of match is something you dont ask to be apart of.

Kay: "Tonight here at total carnage in front of all these people we prove we are not the beginner team. We are gonna prove we are the ONLY team worthy of carrying these titles on our waist. Kahlan you would think that after having both of us spill your blood youd learn to stay clear of us. You should of gone back to the low card or even the dark matches.

"After dominating these past few weeks i honestly feel nothing is going to stop our momentum. We are gonna run all over you tonight. Your gonna learn what hardcore is. Cause it dosent get any worse than this. You two tonight are trapped in this match with none other than The Time Killer, the thunder from down under we are the Dark Wanderers and we are here to take you two to the extreme. You will never step in the ring with us after this....we guaranty it.

So are only got one question for you two pathetic examples of a tag team. HEAVEN?

Or HELL?

Both: LETS FIGHT!

[Brad Windsor]

On the ButcherTron a series of abstract paintings initiate to weave their way through to the delight of hundreds of eager fans watching this live event. With all of this, a colourful ritual of dancing lights begins in synch to the strange “Violin Solo” by Aphex Twin panning throughout the arena. The spectators rise to their feet in unison, anticipation flowing in streams as they get prepared for the DREAM TEAM. With all this hyper intensity radiating, from behind the curtains walk out a boy girl pair. Linda, in her beautiful blue dress, especial bought for this grand night brings a microphone to her lips.

“And their opponents… from the GREAT BRITAIN…weighting at a combined weight of 315Ibs … they are theeee AQV….DREEEAAAAM TEEEEEAAAAAM!”

The head of the man sends a silent warning with radiant bright chroma like the skin of a very dangerous viper. The girl is wearing a sleeveless black shirt, her arms covered with thin fingerless gloves. Her jaw long hair spiked up in crazy angles bleached to an extreme whitish blond with shades of light blue here and there. Her right hand is hid behind her back as the pair start a measured stroll down the ramp, feeding off the frenzy blazing through the audience. Almost reaching the encircled battleground the Masked Swami and the LaDDeR QUEEN come to a halt where the dangling left arm of the “Special One” comes up, a MIC inches away from her upper red, lower blue lips.

“Afshter d d dominating these p p passstttt f f few weeks I ho ho honestly f f feel nnOUWWTTing I I I is going to stop OUR momentum. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. GO and GET a f**k**g linguist teacher.”

Hank: WOA!

Malibu: HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HO HO HO

Hank: OK OK … calm down Mal.

Malibu: My but she is right, that psycho really needs some practice giving a speech.

KaHLaN plants a taunting smirk for the effect and suddenly throws a DUCK’S egg with a swing of her right arm. The crispy crusted egg catches the masked face of Time Killer with a resonating CRACK!

Malibu: HOHO HAHAHAH HA HA … MY GOD … HAHA HA HA

Hank: That skin made mask is ought to stink for a good while.

The seething Jaggy wipes a shaky right hand across his face, deliberately doing it slow from the anger raging uncontrollably inside him. As if to further encourage the bull a slender middle finger is directed towards him accompanied with a loving simper and then the favourites run sliding into the squared circle. The referee signals for the bell as a rain of fists finally brings the eye of the storm to an end.

TBCB the Psychos

[jaggeroth]

The bell has rung and Raj and Kahlan make it to the ring and start arguing on whos gonna go first. Raj decideds to go first, Kay wants to start but Jaggeroth puts his arm out and holds Kay back. Kay understands the fury in Jaggeroths eyes and jumps back over the ring ropes. The Time Killer and the Esseance of wind circle each other around the ring with death in each others eyes.

Weasel: "O man, this might get a little bad. These two men are very dangerous and if you have both of them going after each other....Who knows whats gonna happen."

Raj runs up and tries to plant a fist into Jaggeroths face, only to be met with a round kick to his own face. With Raj on the floor Jaggeroth walks over to Kahlan and wipes the egg yolk off his face and thrust his hand all over her face and in her nicely done hair. He walks away backwards with a pointed finger telling her she was gonna get it soon enough. Jaggeroth averts his attention back to Raj and is met with a Kesagiri Chop against his neck. Jaggeroth is winded and goes to one knee. Raj goes to the ropes but stops before he hits the barbed wire, looks back and starts to run back. He jumps for the cross body and is taken down with a Thrusting one legged dropkick to his chest. They hit the ground and both simultaneously vault back up on the canvas. Raj sprints at Jaggeroth and simply shoves him into the barbed wired ropes. Jaggeroth lets off a howl as the charge goes off against his back. The blast knocks him into his front and he tries to scramble to his knees. The ring crew gets busy and sets up another charge. Raj is standing beside Jaggeroth and picks him up and attempts a elbow lock take down. The Time Killer takes the back of his head with his open arm and pushes down as a knee comes up and slams into Raj's head. Kneeling down and forcing up Jaggeroth gets Raj's into a guerrilla press situation. He walks over with Raj high above his head over to the adjacent ropes and drops him chest first onto the barbed wire mesh. Raj flies backwards rolling as another charge blast him down.


Malibu: "O those perfect pecks might be scarred now!"

Weasel: "You should be thankful he just aint dead from that."

Raj is on his back circling around from the pain. Kahlan is begging for him to make the take. He starts scratching his way over and it looks like Jaggeroth might let this happen. With Raj on his stomach and only a few inches away from the tag Jaggeroth comes running in landing back to back on Raj for a senton. The Time Killer gets up and swings at Kahlan trying to knock her off the mat. Raj comes in for the save with a free leg sweep and Jaggeroth hits the back of his head against the canvas. Raj makes it to his feet, he sees an opening in the barbed wire mesh and plants a foot in and springs off both feet sprung up he brings them down together and into the chest of the Demented one. Jaggeroth rolls away and stands up bent holding his chest. Kay is in the corner calling for the tag. Jaggeroth looks over and starts to make his way to his corner. Raj tags Kahlan in and the special one goes flying towards the Time Killer. Jaggeroth is startled as Kay shouts for him to look out when he is only 2 feet away from the corner. With the grace of a retarded angle Kahlan comes running up and a little past Jaggeroth grabbing the back of his head, with 2 kicks off the turnbuckle she is off the ground and flipping backwards with Jaggeroth's head in possession.

Weasel: "That sneaky little tart coming from behind!"

Malibu: "Hes almost 3 times bigger than her, how else would you fight that!"

Weasel:"With a tank made of awesome and win!"

Malibu:"You never make sense you loser...."

Driving all her weight down she delivers the Demented One's head on the canvas bouncing like a melon falling on a supermarket floor. Kahlan starts mocking Kay doing a little dance, Kay flips her off and tells her shes gonna get cut. Jaggeroth is stumbling to his feet, Khalan blows Kay a kiss pissing him off even more. The special one takes a 3 point stance behind the Time Killer and takes a frog leap over clipping out the back of his knee. He steps up and walks it off, Kahlan starts trying to run circles around him. Jaggeroth spins the opposite way she is running and with lighting speed he times it just right. Extending his arm out to his side snapping the wrist mere moments before impact the Time Killer drives the back of his hand into her mouth, The hand traveled back to Jaggeroh's side just as fast as it went out. Kahlan legs kick out and she back flips onto her stomach from the pressure of the Demented ones hit. Jaggeroth strolls over to his corner and tags in Kay. The Thunder From Down Under comes up to the nearly lifeless Kahlan looking her over. He picks her up by the hair dragging her up, In desperation she sends a finger out and into the eye of Kay. He takes a few steps back. Kahlan comes running in and jumps up on his shoulders looking for a scissors take down. Kay had other plans, as soon as the thighs of the "Special One" landed on his shoulders and dipped down onto his knees driving her into the mat. Kay stands up and grabs the spread legs by the ankles, hooks them under his armpits and starts swinging her around, after 5 rotations he takes a huge lunge forward towards the middle of the ropes and bends Kahlan to the side and drives her back against the explosive charge. Kahlan rolls away holding her back screaming from the shock that just went threw her body. Raj is in his corner screaming for her to get up, Kay comes dashing up to their corner and drives his feet into the forehead of Raj sending him landing onto his arse on the ring side. Kahlan scrambles over to Kay on her knees and sends a arm in between his legs and flips him down for a small package. Kay rolls backwards out of it while Kahlan is still on her knees Kay sends one leg past her head and snaps the other into the side of her face for the shinning wizard. Kahlan is flopping on the ground holding her face. Raj is just making it to the apron and he yelling for a tag, Kay picks Kahlan up and Irish whips her to her turnbuckle sending her back into the barbed wire mesh over the turnbuckles. Raj tags himself as Kahlan withers in pain from the wire. Raj and KayJayBarackus stare each other down as the announcers start having a fit.

Weasel: "This is the opening minutes of the match and both sides have started tacking heavy damage in this fight."

Malibu: "I just hope the dream escapes this psycho's ring with the titles and more importantly their lives."

Weasel: "Well the Dark Wanderers are starting off in a good way to make sure neither of those happen here tonight!"


Kay pumps his arms and yells for Raj to get this fight going!

TBCB:The dream team.

[jaggeroth]

Raj and Kay are in the ring taunting for the other to start the fight off. Raj stampedes up and nails a clothesline on Kay, he backs off as Kay tries to stand and attempts another for good measure. As Raj comes in Kay puts a knife hand into the front of the elbow of Raj's attacking arm and an elbow to his face. Raj stumbles backs and reacts just in time before he accidentally laid across the barbed wire ropes. He double takes back and looks at the ropes trying to remember mentally that those are now dangerous instead of a safety net. Kay comes rushing and connects with a dropkick into Raj's gut sending him into the middle of the ropes with just enough pressure for the charge to go off against his back. Raj flies forward still on his feet, Kay comes up for another attack. The essence of the wind ducks under a clothesline attempt. Now behind Kay he sees a perfect opportunity, Kay turns around looking to plant a fist in Raj's face. Raj takes both hands and wraps them around Kay's neck, plants his feet into his opponents stomach and falls backwards and rolls on his back. Kay flies threw the air and lands on the opposing ropes, the explosive charge goes off. Kay lands in a thud on his shoulders, Rolling backwards he lands on his hands and knees and takes a breather. Raj walks up and slaps him across the forehead, he wants to finish this match quickly. He puts Kay's head between his legs and hooks the arms. Jaggeroth is in his corner shouting at Kay to fight out of it. Raj lifts the man up into the air, Kay gets one hand loose and starts pounding on his gut to try and get out of the predicament. Raj holds on and with a thunderous thud he drops Kay down onto the mat. He goes for the pin.

1......2.....NO! Kay gets a shoulder up off the ground.

Malibu: "O that was almost the end of it all, o my Dreamy teamy almost had the win."

Weasel:"Your dreamy teamy?!? If they dont end it soon they will be Beatenry Creamy!"

Raj lets go of his sitting opponent and springs up taughnting for Kay to get up. Kay starts to move and makes his way to his feet, Raj gets in front of him and starts lifting Kay up. Kay vaults up with a hand in between Raj's legs and with a huff and puff he lifts him onto his shoulders, Kay grabs the back of his opponents head. Raj tries to fight out of it, Kay is having trouble holding him in the air and starts stepping back into the dream team's corner. But with a tremendous fighting effort he slashes Raj's body forward landing and rolling on the mat.

Weasel: "Brutality! OMG this should end the match right here!"

He hooks the leg and goes for the pinning attempt, but the step stool princess leaps over the top rope and lands a senton across them and breaks the pinning attempt. Jaggeroth frog leaps over the barbed wire ropes and comes rushing at Kahlan, he jumps straight up and out at her and lands with a mountain splash on her against the ropes. Another charge sets off and Jaggeroth stumbles back from the shock wave as Kahlan falls on her face. Jaggeroth helps Kay to his feet and they walk to the corner. Jaggeroth leaps over again and slaps Kay's hand and leaps back over. He walks over to Kahlan and flops her on her arse to the outside of the ring. The Time Killer stalks Raj as he starts to make it to his feet. The ring crew start to replace the explosive charges on the outside and Kahlan makes it back to her corner. Jaggeroth sees the stepstool princess yelling at him, he gets a smirk across his face and Irish whips Raj to his corner into the spiked mess around the turnbuckles. Kahlan tags in and leap frogs across the barbed wire, rushing at Jaggeroth she lands a clothesline across his chest. Jaggeroth doesn't budge, he grabs her by the hair and sharply hip slams her to the mat. On the ground he tries applying an armbar but Kahlan wiggles out of it and plants a foot into Jaggeroth's gut. She punts Jaggeroth in the ribs as he starts to make it to his feet. On his front Kahlan stands on top of him and points to the crowd shouting that shes got this match in the bag for her team. She starts moving and locking limbs and bridging across the Time Killers body. She stands up and grabs his chin applying all the pressure she can muster in her tiny body.

Weasel: "Whats this it seems Jaggeroth has found himself in the K Lock, Kahlan has him locked in tight and he might not be going anywhere for a while."

Malibu: "YA! My dream team might have gold around their waist now if Kahlan can make that big ogre tap out!"

Weasel:"Big ogre? You sound like a 2 year old you know that!"

Malibu: "Well smarty pants what would you call that that bully Jaggeroth then!"

Weasel:"Simply put, that man is a MONSTER!"

With the K lock in place it seemed Jaggeroth was not gonna be able to get out. Kahlan was on top screaming her head off for the Time Killer to just give it up. With a sicko laugh Jaggeroth starts fumbling about like a fish out of water, He rolls the mash of body around and escapes the K lock. Kahlan is on her back arms aching from the amount of force she had applied on Jaggeroth. The Time Killer gets up with help from the barbed wire mesh. He splits Kahlan's legs apart and puts one in between , he locks it all together flips her on her stomach. She now found herself in the awesome might of Jaggeroth's submission maneuver The Time Devourer. Kahlan screams as Jaggeroth arches his back applying more and more pressure, She almost passes out from all the blood rushing to her head. Jaggeroth is screaming at her not to let go and hold on he had more in store for her, he lets go of the submission and Kahlan is limp on the ground. Jaggeroth circles her pumping his hands into the air to a shower of boos from the fans.

Weasel: "He had this match over! Why would he let go!"

Malibu:"Maybe a miracle or maybe the sick bastard wants to torture her some more!"

Jaggeroth grabs Kahlan by the hair and lifts her up onto her feet. He holds her there and at arms length and slits his throat motioning for the BileDriver! He points at Raj and flips him off, he looks at Kahlan only to see a little foot crash into his face.

Malibu:THE SUPER K! THE SUPER K! OMG this is it!"

Weasel:"Thats not the Gore quit over hyping a kick!"

Jaggeroth falls backwards and into his teams ropes. Holding his jaw and side of his head and looks on as Kahlan is standing gasping for air. She shakily walks over and boots Jaggeroth in the head. Kay pushes her off from the barbed ropes, Kahlan slaps him across the face and taunts him. The Time Killer gets up, grabs her hair and face slams him into the mat. Hes got a sick look in his eyes. He goes over to the explosive charge entangled in the barbed wire mesh and starts to pull it out.

Weasel: "Wonder what he has on his mind!"

Malibu:"My dream team, o no this sicko is gonna hurt them bad."

Jaggeroth dislodges the charges and drops it in front of the turnbuckle. He looks at Raj and ask him if he wants to see a real mans powerbomb. He puts Kahlan's head between his legs and backs up into the turnbuckles and mounts the second buckle. Raj sees the danger his partner is in and hops over the ropes charging to her assistance. Kay leaps onto the barbed wire mesh and hops towards Raj connecting with a flying elbow. They roll on the mat a few times, Raj tries to get up but the more powerful Kay plants a full nelson on him and sits down forcing him to just sit there and watch the massacre thats about to happen. Jaggeroth lifts Kahlan's small frame into the air into the powerbomb position, and with a little movement from his neck shrugs her off into a dead fall from almost 9 feet in the air. She slams hard onto the explosive charge, her back and chest arch up violently as sparks erupt from her back.

Weasel:"OMG That was a super form of Vicarious! The Time Killers jackknife powerbomb! He killed her thats it, call the match shes dead!"

Malibu: Sobbing"O no, he hurt her bad, this is almost worse than the sickles match, she could really be hurt!"

Raj is seen screaming calling out for Kahlan as she lays there in a lifeless slump on the mat. Jaggeroth is still standing on the middle rope holding his hands out like in a cross smirking like a mad man as the crowd screams for Kahlan to get up and show them that shes fine.

TBCB: The dream team.