Post by viper on Apr 15, 2009 8:35:43 GMT -5
The Scene is dark with the exception of the ultraviolet light that shines off the camera as the cameraman walks down the hallway. Nothing is heard not even the slight slithering sound that is normal. George begins to get closer to what appears to be an opening and you begin to hear hissing sounds of at least 1000 snakes. The camera pans around the room and you see that literally on the floor are the snakes. You see them coiled and wrapped around each other some appear to have big bulges in them as if they have eaten maybe a mouse or some other small animal. George is carefully walking past the snakes so as to not step on any of them. George finally makes it across and stops in a dim lit room. All you can make out is the infamous board with tons of papers clipped to it.
A voice is heard off to the far right mumbling about something. The voice gets louder and into view pops Viper plainly upset about something as you see a phone up to the side of his face. Viper continues to talk and you make out what appears to be some company calling him about car insurance or something of that matter. Viper continues to tell the people on the phone not interested and finally hangs up tossing the phone in disgust as he turns around unaware that the camera has caught him.
Oh dear, I am sorry about that folks I uh didn't mean for you to hear any of that. I do have to be more careful about what I do don't I. I again apologize for my not doing a show here for the last couple of weeks but if you have seen what I have seen you would understand. I mean yes I do get paid to tell you what I think about who the best people are but over the last few weeks there has been no one, no one at all on TnT but we do have Total Carnage so I will give you my top five for Total Carnage which I must say had some great matches on the card.
Viper looks into the camera signs of being stressed appear on his elongated face as he feigns a smile before speaking.
And there my friends you have it my picks for Total Carnage. It was actually the only thing worth doing. If TNT doesn't pick up I may just hold off on TNT picks and do only Pay Per Views as there seems to be more action there as of late. Oh well once again folks I bid you thank you for turning in and finding out who are my top five.
The camera fades to dark as Paint it Black begins to be heard in the background.
A voice is heard off to the far right mumbling about something. The voice gets louder and into view pops Viper plainly upset about something as you see a phone up to the side of his face. Viper continues to talk and you make out what appears to be some company calling him about car insurance or something of that matter. Viper continues to tell the people on the phone not interested and finally hangs up tossing the phone in disgust as he turns around unaware that the camera has caught him.
Oh dear, I am sorry about that folks I uh didn't mean for you to hear any of that. I do have to be more careful about what I do don't I. I again apologize for my not doing a show here for the last couple of weeks but if you have seen what I have seen you would understand. I mean yes I do get paid to tell you what I think about who the best people are but over the last few weeks there has been no one, no one at all on TnT but we do have Total Carnage so I will give you my top five for Total Carnage which I must say had some great matches on the card.
Dawn of Destruction
Number 1
Daniel Throne
Reason:Had the fight of his life on his hands as he was defending the belt not only against temporary team mate Samoa Joe but Ryan Hughes and Trickshot got involved in the match as well and really shall we say spiced things up. In the end though Daniel came out the number 1 guy at Total Carnage but he was also able to retain his championship title which is an accomplishment well deserving of the number 1 spot.
Number 2
Ryan Hughes
I don't know what kind of spark has gotten under this kid as of late but he was on a hot streak like no other. At Total Carnage he survived the four way battle but came up short in the end. The way these types of matches work Ryan was not beaten or pinned but because he wasn't able to get the job done he finds himself outside looking in. Though from what I hear him and Daniel will be locking it up one more time at Word War 3 which could be Ryans chance to prove he belongs.
Number 3
Blaine
Reason:To the shock of those at home and at the PPV Blaine came out of no where and destroyed Samoa Joe and then placed himself as Joe's replacement. He put on a decent performance and showed that he has the potential to hang with the top dogs.
Number 4
Tremo La Crow
went out and put on a decent show but got held back from going higher due to his opponent. Tremo does have skills and he is the current reigning Television champion but for how long? I think Tremo could be in trouble of losing his title if stronger competition comes after it and if Tremo doesn't put more effort behind his matches. I understand that Hawkeye might have given Tremo an easy opponent but in the process it hurt the match in general and did not increase the stock of neither man.
Number 5
Shawn Dreamer and Dakota Manuel
These two men for having to be involved in a strange concept match coming from the mind of Hawkeye went out in front of the crowd and put on a good showing. The match was building up nicely and it seemed that these two superstars had a chemistry about them. Sadly though Dakota walked out before the match was finished ruining what could have been one of the best matches on the card.
Number 1
Daniel Throne
Reason:Had the fight of his life on his hands as he was defending the belt not only against temporary team mate Samoa Joe but Ryan Hughes and Trickshot got involved in the match as well and really shall we say spiced things up. In the end though Daniel came out the number 1 guy at Total Carnage but he was also able to retain his championship title which is an accomplishment well deserving of the number 1 spot.
Number 2
Ryan Hughes
I don't know what kind of spark has gotten under this kid as of late but he was on a hot streak like no other. At Total Carnage he survived the four way battle but came up short in the end. The way these types of matches work Ryan was not beaten or pinned but because he wasn't able to get the job done he finds himself outside looking in. Though from what I hear him and Daniel will be locking it up one more time at Word War 3 which could be Ryans chance to prove he belongs.
Number 3
Blaine
Reason:To the shock of those at home and at the PPV Blaine came out of no where and destroyed Samoa Joe and then placed himself as Joe's replacement. He put on a decent performance and showed that he has the potential to hang with the top dogs.
Number 4
Tremo La Crow
went out and put on a decent show but got held back from going higher due to his opponent. Tremo does have skills and he is the current reigning Television champion but for how long? I think Tremo could be in trouble of losing his title if stronger competition comes after it and if Tremo doesn't put more effort behind his matches. I understand that Hawkeye might have given Tremo an easy opponent but in the process it hurt the match in general and did not increase the stock of neither man.
Number 5
Shawn Dreamer and Dakota Manuel
These two men for having to be involved in a strange concept match coming from the mind of Hawkeye went out in front of the crowd and put on a good showing. The match was building up nicely and it seemed that these two superstars had a chemistry about them. Sadly though Dakota walked out before the match was finished ruining what could have been one of the best matches on the card.
Viper looks into the camera signs of being stressed appear on his elongated face as he feigns a smile before speaking.
And there my friends you have it my picks for Total Carnage. It was actually the only thing worth doing. If TNT doesn't pick up I may just hold off on TNT picks and do only Pay Per Views as there seems to be more action there as of late. Oh well once again folks I bid you thank you for turning in and finding out who are my top five.
The camera fades to dark as Paint it Black begins to be heard in the background.