Post by Xantaxm on Apr 6, 2009 2:11:15 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (4/6/09): The World Will Never Be The Same
LIEUTENANT
1. Dave Abernethy v. Genesis 1 (Table-docs)
Winner: Dave Abernethy
Notes: Dave Abernethy is still winless in GHW and I don't know if that is going to change anytime soon, especially when he takes on Genesis who loves to cause chaos.
2. Damage Control Finale
Trickshot v. Luke Kinkade (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Trickshot
Notes: In the Lieutenant Division Damage Control Finale, Trickshot takes on Luke Kinkade. Both of these Superstars have worked their way to this final match by inflicting damage to their peers. Now, only one gets a spot at World Warz III against The Master.
3. Lieutenant X-Force Championship (Damage Control Rules)
YOUNG GANGSTA (c) v. The Angel of Darkness (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner and STILL Lieutenant X-Force Champion: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: YOUNG GANGSTA wanted AOD in a rematch after what AOD did to him after their Title match at Total Carnage. I gladly obliged, and made it a Title match to boot. These two will battle it out tonight and it will be under Damage Control rules. Has YG's time with the X-Force Title run out?
CAPTAIN
1. Non-Title Team Canada v. Team Japan
ForSakeN v. Tommy Musashi (Single-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: Canada's favorite Captain X-Force Champion, ForSakeN, will face Japan's Tommy Musashi in a single match tonight to kick off their division's action. Pride is on the line.
2. Essa Rios v. RhinoMan (Cage-docs)
Winner: Essa Rios via no-show
Notes: Essa Rios will take on RhinoMan tonight inside a steel cage. Rhino is back in action after a week off, and I don't think he was missed too much. Maybe he should be the one fired after Black Dead loses at World Warz III to Dyna Mike Duncan.
3. Damage Control
Torjio Kazukuni v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Torjio Kazukuni
Notes: Torjio will face either Marcus Airbourne or The Heartbreak Kid in this Semi-Final Damage Control match. Essa Rios got another BYE, so he'll be awaiting the winner in the Finals next Monday.
COLONEL
1. Eric The Torture v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Tito Ortiz
Notes: Tito Ortiz has promoted to the Colonel Division, and he will be welcomed in the new territory by none other than Eric The Torture and a wooden table. Can Tito start off his new adventure with a big victory over one of USA's own?
2. The Unabomber v. Luther (Single-docs)
Winner: The Unabomber
Notes: The Unabomber gets the much-desired BYE this week in Damage Control, but he will be in the Finale against either Euroman or Lunchtime Legend. In the meantime, he'll take on Luther in a traditional singles match to keep himself on guard.
3. Damage Control
Euroman v. Lunchtime Legend (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Euroman
Notes: Euroman and Lunchtime Legend battle in a Damage Control Semi-Final match that will either make or break their chances at winning the vacant Colonel Championship.
GENERAL
1. HawkEye v. Sergei Kravinoff (LMS-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye faces Sergei tonight, and one of them is going to get knocked out. Well, it really isn't that hard to figure out who it's going to be. Goodnight, Hawkeye.
2. Team Xantland v. Team USA
Pennylane v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Even though this match is billed as Team Xantland v. Team USA, both Penny and PS are proud X-Force members. Psycho will be working to sabotage USA this month while Penny will help lead Xantland to victory. Then, we'll all celebrate afterward.
3. Damage Control
Big Daddy v. The Impacter (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: The Impacter
Notes: Big Daddy takes on The Impacter in this Damage Control Semi-Final between two very strong Superstars. Big Daddy is looking to get back gold, and it won't be fun for The Impacter is he tries to stand in BD's way. Let the Damage rain down.
4. Damage Control
CHARISMATIC HARDY v. StrikerLT (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: StrikerLT
Notes: CH will be a part of Team Latino at WWIII, but he also may be going for singles gold if he can win two more Damage Control matches. Tonight he faces either StrikerLT or Angelus, and neither of them is an easy opponent.
5. Non-Title Match
Dyna Mike Duncan v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: After dismantling the X-Force whipping boy, Black Dead, last week on Combat in a LMS match, the respectable General X-Force Champion, Dyna Mike Duncan, will drop IAL through a table for good measure. Mike has the honor of leading Xantland to victory this month, and he will do so swiftly and valiantly.
TAG TEAM
1. World Warz III Team Battle
Team Xantland v. Team Japan (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team Japan
Notes: Team Xantland will send an early message to all the rest of the WWIII Teams tonight when they defeat last year's winners, Team Japan, in this mini-Battle. The superiority of Xantland is going to be undeniable, and once everyone recognizes this, Xantland will rule with an iron fist.
2. World Warz III Team Battle
Team USA v. Team Canada (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team USA
Notes: Team USA will fight their friends to the north tonight, Team Canada. After these two teams argue about whether it's better to be on top or on the bottom, the rest of us will enjoy seeing them fight in confusion. This battle of North America will no doubt give one team an edge, but they have a long way to go to be a force against Xantland.
3. Damage Control Finale
FsN and MB v. Hawter Than Pornstars (3 staff of choice)
Winner: FsN and MB
Notes: FsN and MB are surprising a lot of people this month with their success in the Silver Tag Division but it all comes down to tonight's match against Hawter Than Pornstars. The winner of this Damage Control Finale will earn a Title shot against MILF and Cookies at World Warz III.
4. Damage Control Finale
Xtermination Squad v. Hardyhawk (3 staff of choice)
Winner: Xtermination Squad
Notes: Xtermination Squad is ready to exterminate Hardyhawk in Damage Control tonight to earn a Gold Tag Team Title shot against Bulldog Savages at this month's PPV.
LIEUTENANT
1. Dave Abernethy v. Genesis 1 (Table-docs)
Winner: Dave Abernethy
Notes: Dave Abernethy is still winless in GHW and I don't know if that is going to change anytime soon, especially when he takes on Genesis who loves to cause chaos.
2. Damage Control Finale
Trickshot v. Luke Kinkade (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Trickshot
Notes: In the Lieutenant Division Damage Control Finale, Trickshot takes on Luke Kinkade. Both of these Superstars have worked their way to this final match by inflicting damage to their peers. Now, only one gets a spot at World Warz III against The Master.
3. Lieutenant X-Force Championship (Damage Control Rules)
YOUNG GANGSTA (c) v. The Angel of Darkness (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner and STILL Lieutenant X-Force Champion: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: YOUNG GANGSTA wanted AOD in a rematch after what AOD did to him after their Title match at Total Carnage. I gladly obliged, and made it a Title match to boot. These two will battle it out tonight and it will be under Damage Control rules. Has YG's time with the X-Force Title run out?
CAPTAIN
1. Non-Title Team Canada v. Team Japan
ForSakeN v. Tommy Musashi (Single-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: Canada's favorite Captain X-Force Champion, ForSakeN, will face Japan's Tommy Musashi in a single match tonight to kick off their division's action. Pride is on the line.
2. Essa Rios v. RhinoMan (Cage-docs)
Winner: Essa Rios via no-show
Notes: Essa Rios will take on RhinoMan tonight inside a steel cage. Rhino is back in action after a week off, and I don't think he was missed too much. Maybe he should be the one fired after Black Dead loses at World Warz III to Dyna Mike Duncan.
3. Damage Control
Torjio Kazukuni v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Torjio Kazukuni
Notes: Torjio will face either Marcus Airbourne or The Heartbreak Kid in this Semi-Final Damage Control match. Essa Rios got another BYE, so he'll be awaiting the winner in the Finals next Monday.
COLONEL
1. Eric The Torture v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Tito Ortiz
Notes: Tito Ortiz has promoted to the Colonel Division, and he will be welcomed in the new territory by none other than Eric The Torture and a wooden table. Can Tito start off his new adventure with a big victory over one of USA's own?
2. The Unabomber v. Luther (Single-docs)
Winner: The Unabomber
Notes: The Unabomber gets the much-desired BYE this week in Damage Control, but he will be in the Finale against either Euroman or Lunchtime Legend. In the meantime, he'll take on Luther in a traditional singles match to keep himself on guard.
3. Damage Control
Euroman v. Lunchtime Legend (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: Euroman
Notes: Euroman and Lunchtime Legend battle in a Damage Control Semi-Final match that will either make or break their chances at winning the vacant Colonel Championship.
GENERAL
1. HawkEye v. Sergei Kravinoff (LMS-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye faces Sergei tonight, and one of them is going to get knocked out. Well, it really isn't that hard to figure out who it's going to be. Goodnight, Hawkeye.
2. Team Xantland v. Team USA
Pennylane v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Even though this match is billed as Team Xantland v. Team USA, both Penny and PS are proud X-Force members. Psycho will be working to sabotage USA this month while Penny will help lead Xantland to victory. Then, we'll all celebrate afterward.
3. Damage Control
Big Daddy v. The Impacter (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: The Impacter
Notes: Big Daddy takes on The Impacter in this Damage Control Semi-Final between two very strong Superstars. Big Daddy is looking to get back gold, and it won't be fun for The Impacter is he tries to stand in BD's way. Let the Damage rain down.
4. Damage Control
CHARISMATIC HARDY v. StrikerLT (Single-3 staff of choice)
Winner: StrikerLT
Notes: CH will be a part of Team Latino at WWIII, but he also may be going for singles gold if he can win two more Damage Control matches. Tonight he faces either StrikerLT or Angelus, and neither of them is an easy opponent.
5. Non-Title Match
Dyna Mike Duncan v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: After dismantling the X-Force whipping boy, Black Dead, last week on Combat in a LMS match, the respectable General X-Force Champion, Dyna Mike Duncan, will drop IAL through a table for good measure. Mike has the honor of leading Xantland to victory this month, and he will do so swiftly and valiantly.
TAG TEAM
1. World Warz III Team Battle
Team Xantland v. Team Japan (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team Japan
Notes: Team Xantland will send an early message to all the rest of the WWIII Teams tonight when they defeat last year's winners, Team Japan, in this mini-Battle. The superiority of Xantland is going to be undeniable, and once everyone recognizes this, Xantland will rule with an iron fist.
2. World Warz III Team Battle
Team USA v. Team Canada (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team USA
Notes: Team USA will fight their friends to the north tonight, Team Canada. After these two teams argue about whether it's better to be on top or on the bottom, the rest of us will enjoy seeing them fight in confusion. This battle of North America will no doubt give one team an edge, but they have a long way to go to be a force against Xantland.
3. Damage Control Finale
FsN and MB v. Hawter Than Pornstars (3 staff of choice)
Winner: FsN and MB
Notes: FsN and MB are surprising a lot of people this month with their success in the Silver Tag Division but it all comes down to tonight's match against Hawter Than Pornstars. The winner of this Damage Control Finale will earn a Title shot against MILF and Cookies at World Warz III.
4. Damage Control Finale
Xtermination Squad v. Hardyhawk (3 staff of choice)
Winner: Xtermination Squad
Notes: Xtermination Squad is ready to exterminate Hardyhawk in Damage Control tonight to earn a Gold Tag Team Title shot against Bulldog Savages at this month's PPV.