Post by Xantaxm on Jun 8, 2009 2:17:45 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (6/8/09): Submit to the Pain
LIEUTENANT
1. Spike Flynn v. Stevie Rock (LMS-docs)
Winner: Stevie Rock
Notes: There's no better way to opening up Monday Night Combat then with a LMS match that will bring the pain. Our two lucky contestants are Spike Flynn and Stevie Rock. Step up and play.
2. Non-Title Match
Rock II v. YOUNG GANGSTA (Cage-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: Rock is winning Non-Title match after Non-Title match each week. Tonight, he gets to take on YG inside a steel cage. Let the face-grating begin.
3. Master of the Mat
Cobrita v. Christian Cage (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 2 Falls: Cobrita
Notes: Cobrita is ready to keep his winning streak in tact, but tonight's challenge is going to be tougher than any he's met so far in Master of the Mat. The winner of this series is going to move on to the Finale against Spike Flynn next week, and then it's off to Tried and Convicted.
CAPTAIN
1. Luke Kinkade v. Destroyer (Table-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade via no-show
Notes: Lucky Luke drew the BYE in this week's semis of Master of the Mat, but he'll still get his hands dirty when he takes on Destroyer in a table match. Destroyer can't be too happy with Luke right now for having eliminated him from Master of the Mat in the first round, so expect an ugly match full of vengeful moves.
2. Captain X-Force Championship
Essa Rios v. The Angel of Darkness (LMS-docs)
Winner and NEW Captain X-Force Champion: Essa Rios
Notes: With the unexpected promotion of former Captain X-Force Champion, Genesis 1, the Captain Division will find a new Champion to try to fill his shoes tonight. The two selected Superstars are Essa Rios and The Angel of Darkness. To make this a bit more tantalizing, the two will duel until one of them can no longer stand on his own two feet.
3. Master of the Mat
The Master v. ForSakeN (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: ForSakeN
Notes: The Master is well rested after a BYE in the last round of Master of the Mat, but tonight he squares off with ForSakeN or Marcus Airbourne in semi-final action. We'll see if Billy Styles can live up to his nickname, or if he should just stick with tag team matches.
COLONEL
1. Euroman v. RJ Wild (Ladder-docs)
Winner: RJ Wild
Notes: This Colonel opening match could be RJ Wild's final Colonel Division match since he's nearing promotion. For Euroman, however, it's an invitation to ruin RJ's memories of a fond Division.
2. Non-Title Match
Malcriado Beast v. Genesis 1 (Cage-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: MB may be the Colonel Champion, but his days may be numbered if he doesn't turn his game around. The Champ lost last week in his Non-Title match, and now tonight he faces Colonel newcomer, Genesis inside a steel cage. No one is safe when Genesis is around.
3. Master of the Mat Finale
Luther v. Tito Ortiz (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 2 Falls: Tito Ortiz
Notes: In the Colonel Division grand finale of Master of the Mat, Luther takes on Tito Ortiz in a best of 3 falls match. Tito is coming off a BYE while Luther most recently took out RJ Wild in the Tournament. One of these two will meet the Colonel Division Champion, Malcriado Beast, at Tried and Convicted in under two weeks.
GENERAL
1. Big Closet v. Lunchtime Legend (Best of 3 Cages-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Big Closet
Notes: Big Closet is aching for matches, and lots of them. Tonight he gets his wish against Lunchtime Legend when the two square off in a best of 3 cages match. If one cage match doesn't take enough out of a Superstar, then three will surely get the job done.
2. Non-Title Match
Angelus v. Slim Shady (Table-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Angelus will duel with Slim Shady in this Non-Title match that involves every Fighty fighty person's favorite wooden toys, tables. Slim couldn't beat the General Champion last week, but can he take out the General X-Force Champ?
3. Master of the Mat
Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Pennylane
Notes: Gnarfflinger is in unfamiliar territory this month, and the fans watching are at the edge of their seats. Tonight marks the first time Gnarfflinger is in the semi-finals of a Tournament for a very long time, but he's not going to have it easy against Pennylane. One of these two will be facing Jake Steele next week in the Master of the Mat finale, and one will be wishing he knew more technical wrestling moves.
TAG TEAM
1. Debut Match (#1 Contender Qualifier)
Big Viruses v. Sevenfold Riot (docs)
Winner: Sevenfold Riot
Notes: Big Viruses will not only debut tonight on Combat, but they will also be fighting in a #1 contender qualifier match in the Gold Division. Their opponents are no push-overs though, but instead are the extremely hungry, Sevenfold Riot.
2. #1 Contender Qualifier
MILF and Cookies v. Dark Bulldogs (docs)
Winner: Dark Bulldogs
Notes: In the other #1 contender qualifier in the Gold Tag Division, MILF and Cookies will face Dark Bulldogs. One of these teams will face Big Viruses or Sevenfold Riot next week in the #1 contender match, and on paper it's too tough to say which one.
3. Master of the Mat Finale
Armageddon v. The Boondox Boys (Best of 3 Tag-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Armageddon
Notes: In an odd twist to the Tournament, Armageddon will get a second try to become Bronze Division Masters of the Mat after the team that defeated them in the Semis, Supreme Soldiers, promoted to the Silver Division over the weekend. Armageddon will face The Boondox Boys, who are coming off a BYE. Who will win the coveted prize of matching rings and a shot at Bronze Champs Hood Charisma at Tried and Convicted?
LIEUTENANT
1. Spike Flynn v. Stevie Rock (LMS-docs)
Winner: Stevie Rock
Notes: There's no better way to opening up Monday Night Combat then with a LMS match that will bring the pain. Our two lucky contestants are Spike Flynn and Stevie Rock. Step up and play.
2. Non-Title Match
Rock II v. YOUNG GANGSTA (Cage-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: Rock is winning Non-Title match after Non-Title match each week. Tonight, he gets to take on YG inside a steel cage. Let the face-grating begin.
3. Master of the Mat
Cobrita v. Christian Cage (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 2 Falls: Cobrita
Notes: Cobrita is ready to keep his winning streak in tact, but tonight's challenge is going to be tougher than any he's met so far in Master of the Mat. The winner of this series is going to move on to the Finale against Spike Flynn next week, and then it's off to Tried and Convicted.
CAPTAIN
1. Luke Kinkade v. Destroyer (Table-docs)
Winner: Luke Kinkade via no-show
Notes: Lucky Luke drew the BYE in this week's semis of Master of the Mat, but he'll still get his hands dirty when he takes on Destroyer in a table match. Destroyer can't be too happy with Luke right now for having eliminated him from Master of the Mat in the first round, so expect an ugly match full of vengeful moves.
2. Captain X-Force Championship
Essa Rios v. The Angel of Darkness (LMS-docs)
Winner and NEW Captain X-Force Champion: Essa Rios
Notes: With the unexpected promotion of former Captain X-Force Champion, Genesis 1, the Captain Division will find a new Champion to try to fill his shoes tonight. The two selected Superstars are Essa Rios and The Angel of Darkness. To make this a bit more tantalizing, the two will duel until one of them can no longer stand on his own two feet.
3. Master of the Mat
The Master v. ForSakeN (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: ForSakeN
Notes: The Master is well rested after a BYE in the last round of Master of the Mat, but tonight he squares off with ForSakeN or Marcus Airbourne in semi-final action. We'll see if Billy Styles can live up to his nickname, or if he should just stick with tag team matches.
COLONEL
1. Euroman v. RJ Wild (Ladder-docs)
Winner: RJ Wild
Notes: This Colonel opening match could be RJ Wild's final Colonel Division match since he's nearing promotion. For Euroman, however, it's an invitation to ruin RJ's memories of a fond Division.
2. Non-Title Match
Malcriado Beast v. Genesis 1 (Cage-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: MB may be the Colonel Champion, but his days may be numbered if he doesn't turn his game around. The Champ lost last week in his Non-Title match, and now tonight he faces Colonel newcomer, Genesis inside a steel cage. No one is safe when Genesis is around.
3. Master of the Mat Finale
Luther v. Tito Ortiz (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 2 Falls: Tito Ortiz
Notes: In the Colonel Division grand finale of Master of the Mat, Luther takes on Tito Ortiz in a best of 3 falls match. Tito is coming off a BYE while Luther most recently took out RJ Wild in the Tournament. One of these two will meet the Colonel Division Champion, Malcriado Beast, at Tried and Convicted in under two weeks.
GENERAL
1. Big Closet v. Lunchtime Legend (Best of 3 Cages-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Big Closet
Notes: Big Closet is aching for matches, and lots of them. Tonight he gets his wish against Lunchtime Legend when the two square off in a best of 3 cages match. If one cage match doesn't take enough out of a Superstar, then three will surely get the job done.
2. Non-Title Match
Angelus v. Slim Shady (Table-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Angelus will duel with Slim Shady in this Non-Title match that involves every Fighty fighty person's favorite wooden toys, tables. Slim couldn't beat the General Champion last week, but can he take out the General X-Force Champ?
3. Master of the Mat
Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Best of 3 Singles-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Pennylane
Notes: Gnarfflinger is in unfamiliar territory this month, and the fans watching are at the edge of their seats. Tonight marks the first time Gnarfflinger is in the semi-finals of a Tournament for a very long time, but he's not going to have it easy against Pennylane. One of these two will be facing Jake Steele next week in the Master of the Mat finale, and one will be wishing he knew more technical wrestling moves.
TAG TEAM
1. Debut Match (#1 Contender Qualifier)
Big Viruses v. Sevenfold Riot (docs)
Winner: Sevenfold Riot
Notes: Big Viruses will not only debut tonight on Combat, but they will also be fighting in a #1 contender qualifier match in the Gold Division. Their opponents are no push-overs though, but instead are the extremely hungry, Sevenfold Riot.
2. #1 Contender Qualifier
MILF and Cookies v. Dark Bulldogs (docs)
Winner: Dark Bulldogs
Notes: In the other #1 contender qualifier in the Gold Tag Division, MILF and Cookies will face Dark Bulldogs. One of these teams will face Big Viruses or Sevenfold Riot next week in the #1 contender match, and on paper it's too tough to say which one.
3. Master of the Mat Finale
Armageddon v. The Boondox Boys (Best of 3 Tag-docs)
Winner in 3 Falls: Armageddon
Notes: In an odd twist to the Tournament, Armageddon will get a second try to become Bronze Division Masters of the Mat after the team that defeated them in the Semis, Supreme Soldiers, promoted to the Silver Division over the weekend. Armageddon will face The Boondox Boys, who are coming off a BYE. Who will win the coveted prize of matching rings and a shot at Bronze Champs Hood Charisma at Tried and Convicted?