Post by Cobrita on Aug 8, 2009 8:23:14 GMT -5
"The scene enters with Cobrita sitting at a stool, a large breasted bar maid having just handed him a pint of beer. The room is wooden all over with many different memorabila and decoration. A buffallo skull sits in the far corner and the room is choca block with patrons. The staff run around hectically to fill everyones orders. The Native turns to the camera and smiles cheesily."
Cobrita
"Oh hi there GHW Fans... I didnt see you come in."
"Cobrita is wearing his usual white suit with no silver watch on his wrist."
Cobrita
"I know you re used to seeing me backstage, in ring or even in Xantaxms office from time to time, but i think it's time for me to stop being so professional and start enjoying my career as a GHW superstar... Stop being a work a holic, stop the constant training, the awesome in ring and out promo's and just get absolutely shit faced on regular occasions!"
Cobrita smiles and grabs his pint, drinking half the glass before slamming it back on the table. Still with a stupid grin on his head.
Cobrita
"From now on this is where you'll see me, in the pub getting absolutely wrecked. Every time i need to train I'll benchpress Jim over there, Hi Jim! I don't need those weights and treadmills when i can just as easily work up a sweat fighting a bouncer here or banging one of these waitresses with the massive jugs. But I'm not talking about medium sized breasts... I'm tlking about huge freakin boobs... The best in the whole world..."
"Cobrita's face doesnt change and his idiotic look gets even stupider"
"But enough serious talk and more about the fun aspects of the coming month! As you all know Xantaxm has asked me to choose one of my Tribe to take on black dead in a match at Summer Ritual. While I can't afford to lose anyone of them too injury I have decided to take him on myself! and hereby issue the statement. Black Dead!"
"Cobrita steps forward"
"Ill face you at Summer Ritual! I'll do it right after I discuss how much of an easy job our match will be with my Tribesmen! And right after I find some needed skills and buy you some good fight from K-Mart! And yes! I really wan't to fight you..."
"Cobrita sits with that grin still plastered across his face"
"Anyway I'll sit here and get even more pissed you guys!"
"Cobrita takes another skull from his drink, still grinning after"
"But anyway, while I wait for one of these bar mids to pick up on my advances I'll change the subject to something more cool, My Shoes! I guess you, my fans all know that I like many other people where shoes on my feet. And ofcoarse they are only the best! You see after I have a match I don;t like there to be a single drop of sweat in my shoe, so after even if i have a second match, i like to change over to a pair of Nike's, I prefer the cumfort of shoe that's just a little harder. Even though the shoes arent as hard as I wish, they still look hard and that's what makes Nike's so exciting. But, like always there's one obstacle in our way: Shoe laces! Really Shoelaces... Im sick of you getting stuck together and making it really hard for me to unknot you... but thas a problem we can solve. Im gonna buy velcroe straps, there gonna be big! There gonna make an impact!"
"Cobrita nods and skulls the last of his bear before hamming up his act to the max with a rediculously cheesy grin as the camera fades and GHW goes to commercial."
-End Of Thread-
Black Dead... You Vs Cobrita at Summer Ritual... It's on!
Cobrita
"Oh hi there GHW Fans... I didnt see you come in."
"Cobrita is wearing his usual white suit with no silver watch on his wrist."
Cobrita
"I know you re used to seeing me backstage, in ring or even in Xantaxms office from time to time, but i think it's time for me to stop being so professional and start enjoying my career as a GHW superstar... Stop being a work a holic, stop the constant training, the awesome in ring and out promo's and just get absolutely shit faced on regular occasions!"
Cobrita smiles and grabs his pint, drinking half the glass before slamming it back on the table. Still with a stupid grin on his head.
Cobrita
"From now on this is where you'll see me, in the pub getting absolutely wrecked. Every time i need to train I'll benchpress Jim over there, Hi Jim! I don't need those weights and treadmills when i can just as easily work up a sweat fighting a bouncer here or banging one of these waitresses with the massive jugs. But I'm not talking about medium sized breasts... I'm tlking about huge freakin boobs... The best in the whole world..."
"Cobrita's face doesnt change and his idiotic look gets even stupider"
"But enough serious talk and more about the fun aspects of the coming month! As you all know Xantaxm has asked me to choose one of my Tribe to take on black dead in a match at Summer Ritual. While I can't afford to lose anyone of them too injury I have decided to take him on myself! and hereby issue the statement. Black Dead!"
"Cobrita steps forward"
"Ill face you at Summer Ritual! I'll do it right after I discuss how much of an easy job our match will be with my Tribesmen! And right after I find some needed skills and buy you some good fight from K-Mart! And yes! I really wan't to fight you..."
"Cobrita sits with that grin still plastered across his face"
"Anyway I'll sit here and get even more pissed you guys!"
"Cobrita takes another skull from his drink, still grinning after"
"But anyway, while I wait for one of these bar mids to pick up on my advances I'll change the subject to something more cool, My Shoes! I guess you, my fans all know that I like many other people where shoes on my feet. And ofcoarse they are only the best! You see after I have a match I don;t like there to be a single drop of sweat in my shoe, so after even if i have a second match, i like to change over to a pair of Nike's, I prefer the cumfort of shoe that's just a little harder. Even though the shoes arent as hard as I wish, they still look hard and that's what makes Nike's so exciting. But, like always there's one obstacle in our way: Shoe laces! Really Shoelaces... Im sick of you getting stuck together and making it really hard for me to unknot you... but thas a problem we can solve. Im gonna buy velcroe straps, there gonna be big! There gonna make an impact!"
"Cobrita nods and skulls the last of his bear before hamming up his act to the max with a rediculously cheesy grin as the camera fades and GHW goes to commercial."
-End Of Thread-
Black Dead... You Vs Cobrita at Summer Ritual... It's on!
