Tuesday Night Triumph (H-Games) 07/08/08

[Matt Oliveira]

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIUMPH
Blue: Hardcore Games Quarterfinals
*All matches are under pinfall/submission rules unless otherwise noted.*



Unlucky 13 Match
Gnarfflinger the Butcher vs. Black Dragon
Intro: The only match on the card NOT to end via pinfall or submission, the Unlucky 13 match is to end once THIRTEEN one-dollar bills are stapled to a participant. The Fighty fighty person to staple the 13 bills is the winner and advances to the next round.
Weapons Provided: Staple guns and dollar bills, other weapons permitted

Panes of Glass Match
Rhino vs. Masked Psycho A Wray
Intro: None other than a classic ultraviolent match, with Panes of Glass in each corner!
Weapons Provided: Panes of glass and steel chairs.

Thumbtack Chair Match
Harold the Pretzel Man vs. Metal Dragon
Intro: Generously donated by the Hardcore Genius himself, this match features none-other than the thumbtack chair, anything goes.
Weapons Provided: Thumbtack chairs, others permitted.

Home Run Derby
Trickshot vs. Hayden Hardkore vs. Bud Whiser
*TWO MEN ADVANCE TO NEXT ROUND*
Intro: Knock it out of the park in the first round, bats of all kinds will be here -canes too!
Weapons Provided: Thumbtack bat, Barbedwire bat, Lighttube bat, Watercooler jug on a stick, Singapore Canes.

Lighttubes, Ladders and Lemons Match
Sean Pierce vs. Dominik Santiago
Intro: A classic brought in by CZW, the power of glass, steel and citric acid combines to make this match.
Weapons Provided: Lighttubes, 8-foot ladders and lemons.

ABC Match – Alconox, Bulbs and Chairs
Damien Kain vs. Black Acid
Intro: New to the wrestling world, this match features an alcoholic cleansing salt known as Alconox. It stings, of course, but at least you'll be antibacterial!
Weapons Provided: Alconox (buckets), Light bulbs and Chairs.

Boards Match
Rurouni Keishin Kobashi vs. Samoa Joe
Intro: In the last of the quarterfinal matches, we have none other than plywood. Boards of all kinds will be featured in this contest, who knows what kinds we've scrounged up.
Weapons Provided: Barbedwire Boards, Pane of Glass, Thumbtack board, Sharpened Pencil Board, Plastic Fork board, Taipei (glued glass) Board.

Commentators: Big Al Mulligan and Colin "Fuzz" Jennings
Announcer: Charlie Coors

[Sketch Kid]

What happened to Hyper Elf?

[Brian Commonwealth]

Who cares, screw Hyper Elf. "Big" Al pwns him. Harumph!

[harold the pretzel man]

Sigh. Hey, about the "chair(s)" in my match with Metal Dragon, are they just your standard "Steel chairs" covered with thumbtacks?

And these matches are all absolutely no DQ?

[Brian Commonwealth]

Yes Harold, I believe they are steel chairs just covered with thumbtacks, and they are all in fact sanctioned under no DQ rules.

But from what I assess, the only weapons provided to you in the match are the said ones. So I think those are the only ones the participants use.

[gippy]

im away from sunday onwards, ill try to get as much RPing as i can