Post by Wolverina on Jun 19, 2010 17:52:47 GMT -5
Lead ups to this:
Act 1:
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=tntm&action=display&thread=10615
Act 2:
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=lockrooms&action=display&thread=10639&page=1
In a grassy, vehicle filled parking lot do we find Wolverina. She's decked out in just a simple pair of blue jeans, non-trendy white t-shirt, and New Balance sneakers. Her head is darting back and forth, obviously looking for something or someone as she wanders through the lot. She sighs in frustration and looks out in the distance, the lens following her gaze. As it zooms in, the words "Watermelon Eating Contest: Today only, who will win?" are posted on a plain, large piece of wood next to a long podium. There's people sitting there with their backs to the camera, and are stuffing their faces with piece after piece of delicious melons. An unseen announcer near the action bellows into a PA system with excitement …. "5…4…3…2…1..". A buzzer sounds and all participants stand up in a hurry. One of them Wolverina recognizes from his sheer size. He's big and black, none other than Henry Cooper. As the hooting and hollering dies down, Wolfie listens to the announcer.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of our 8th annual melon eating contest is …. The 7, now 8 time defending champion himself, HENRY COOPER."
Haven just shakes her head, feeling bad that he'd had to resort to this stuff for another year just to get by. She's on a mission though and her big ol' heart would have to be put on break. She'd seen his Cadillac before in a recent promo of his when he visited his little girl at KFC, so on the prowl she went again - time was running out. After several more heart pounding moments, she saw it and quickly pulled the handle on the back door. To her surprise it actually opened, it wasn't locked? Perhaps nobody had the testies to break into Henry's car?? Oh well, she begins to snoop around, sifting through strewn about clothes and trash until her hand felt the object she'd come to claim. Without a second thought, she pulled out the sword Henry had stolen from Chris Pyro, and ran like hell toward her car, the camera and his operator quickly falling behind. She hops into her 2010 black and gold Dodge Charger and peels out, almost leaving the now window jumping cameraman and his equipment to fend for themselves.
Scene fades to black
Then, a hideous French-Canadian voiceover gnaws at our ears, while saying the words "Three Hours Later", which is also written across the screen.
We open back up to the Circus' secret underground lair. Proudly bouncing up to Pyro is Wolverina, with the sword behind her back.
"Pyro, I hope you had a bad day because mine was totally tubular, and your is about to be also! Know It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! Cause I went and outdid myself. Yep, I got something for you because you frown way too much."
Unable to contain her giddiness any longer, she removes the sword from behind her back, emitting a cute girlie squeal of excitement while doing so. Pyro is left speechless as she presents it to him with her best Japanese courtesy head bow. He quickly takes it from her and looks at it lovingly, too shocked for words. She laughs and pats him on the shoulder.
"You can thank me later. I hope you appreciate what I did for you. I also had to clean it for you because there was like a million little pieces of dried chicken on it and stuff. Gross."
Scene abruptly ends.
EOT
Act 1:
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=tntm&action=display&thread=10615
Act 2:
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=lockrooms&action=display&thread=10639&page=1
In a grassy, vehicle filled parking lot do we find Wolverina. She's decked out in just a simple pair of blue jeans, non-trendy white t-shirt, and New Balance sneakers. Her head is darting back and forth, obviously looking for something or someone as she wanders through the lot. She sighs in frustration and looks out in the distance, the lens following her gaze. As it zooms in, the words "Watermelon Eating Contest: Today only, who will win?" are posted on a plain, large piece of wood next to a long podium. There's people sitting there with their backs to the camera, and are stuffing their faces with piece after piece of delicious melons. An unseen announcer near the action bellows into a PA system with excitement …. "5…4…3…2…1..". A buzzer sounds and all participants stand up in a hurry. One of them Wolverina recognizes from his sheer size. He's big and black, none other than Henry Cooper. As the hooting and hollering dies down, Wolfie listens to the announcer.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of our 8th annual melon eating contest is …. The 7, now 8 time defending champion himself, HENRY COOPER."
Haven just shakes her head, feeling bad that he'd had to resort to this stuff for another year just to get by. She's on a mission though and her big ol' heart would have to be put on break. She'd seen his Cadillac before in a recent promo of his when he visited his little girl at KFC, so on the prowl she went again - time was running out. After several more heart pounding moments, she saw it and quickly pulled the handle on the back door. To her surprise it actually opened, it wasn't locked? Perhaps nobody had the testies to break into Henry's car?? Oh well, she begins to snoop around, sifting through strewn about clothes and trash until her hand felt the object she'd come to claim. Without a second thought, she pulled out the sword Henry had stolen from Chris Pyro, and ran like hell toward her car, the camera and his operator quickly falling behind. She hops into her 2010 black and gold Dodge Charger and peels out, almost leaving the now window jumping cameraman and his equipment to fend for themselves.
Scene fades to black
Then, a hideous French-Canadian voiceover gnaws at our ears, while saying the words "Three Hours Later", which is also written across the screen.
We open back up to the Circus' secret underground lair. Proudly bouncing up to Pyro is Wolverina, with the sword behind her back.
"Pyro, I hope you had a bad day because mine was totally tubular, and your is about to be also! Know It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! Cause I went and outdid myself. Yep, I got something for you because you frown way too much."
Unable to contain her giddiness any longer, she removes the sword from behind her back, emitting a cute girlie squeal of excitement while doing so. Pyro is left speechless as she presents it to him with her best Japanese courtesy head bow. He quickly takes it from her and looks at it lovingly, too shocked for words. She laughs and pats him on the shoulder.
"You can thank me later. I hope you appreciate what I did for you. I also had to clean it for you because there was like a million little pieces of dried chicken on it and stuff. Gross."
Scene abruptly ends.
EOT
