Post by Metal Dragon on Jun 9, 2010 2:12:51 GMT -5
Big Al stands in the ring near the end of GHW Live with a Subway sub in one hand and a microphone in the other.
Al: "How are you all doing tonight, Philadelphia?"
The spectators cheer loudly, voicing their approval for the action so far.
"I'd like to thank you all for coming out, and I'd like to thank Subway for being our sponsor this week! Colin and I both eat there quite a lot, and I heard Colin's mother enjoys that one sub with the salami and lots of sauce."
A collective chuckle emerges from the audience as Fuzz looks on with an irritated expression.
"In my hand is their new Orchard Chicken Salad Sub. I personally love chicken. Henry Cooper and I devoured a whole bucket of it after last week's show, and now to make up for it, I'm eating this low-fat sub full of delicious white-meat chicken. I'm also being paid extra money every time I say its name, so Orchard Chicken Salad Sub, Orchard Chicken Salad Sub, Orchard Chicken Salad-"
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...
"Chicken Head" by Project Pat hits the PA, sending a portion of the crowd into a frenzy. Some fans simply look on in confusion, even moreso as a giant chicken steps through the curtain.
Fuzz: "MONSTER COCK! THE MONSTER COCK IS HERE IN GHW!"
The Czar of Sauces makes a beeline to the ring as the terrified color commentator steps back. Monster Cock rolls into the squared circle, see-through eyes fixated on Big Al, who has dropped both microphone and sub in his terror. Angered at the promotion of the genocide of his people, the Unfried Behemoth points straight at Al Mulligan. MC steps forward and grabs Al's head, then swings his own head forward to peck the color commentator in the face, knocking him to the mat. Al is offered no solitude as he is immediately picked up, turned toward the nearest corner of the ring, and brought along as the massive rooster charges. Big Al is thrown into the metal ring post, then pulled out and led to the center of the ring.
"Monster Cock is avenging his fallen brethren, and I'd like to think me as well for all that crap Al says about my mom!"
Al's head is tucked under the arm- er, wing- of the World's Largest Pecker, before MC falls backwards to the mat, delivering a DDT to the defenseless color commentator. The crowd displays a mixture of cheering and laughing as "Chicken Head" strikes up again, Monster Cock now standing up and turning toward the Orchard Chicken Salad Sub that lies in the ring. Solemnly, the rooster walks over to the orphaned sandwich and drops to his knees, now beginning to weep for his massacred comrades. The Never-Snuffed Rooster then picks up the sub and cradles it in his arms, then walks over to the ropes and steps through them. Monster Cock walks down the ring steps and makes his way up the ramp, head held low in memoriam, as he knows there are many subs like these out there.
Monster Cock gets through the curtain and puts the sub on a nearby desk, then begins to unwrap it. The Friedcore Assassin looks around as the paper is unraveled, then nods at an unseen figure that stands off to the side. Matthew Oliveira steps into view, and then Monster Cock reaches up and takes his own head off to reveal Metal Dragon under the costume.
Matt: "Looks tasty."
MD: "OH YES."
Oliveira takes one half of the footlong sub while MD removes his costume's hands. The legendary tag team then begins eating, Dragon making one comment with his mouth full.
"Damn, this is pretty good."
End of Thread
Al: "How are you all doing tonight, Philadelphia?"
The spectators cheer loudly, voicing their approval for the action so far.
"I'd like to thank you all for coming out, and I'd like to thank Subway for being our sponsor this week! Colin and I both eat there quite a lot, and I heard Colin's mother enjoys that one sub with the salami and lots of sauce."
A collective chuckle emerges from the audience as Fuzz looks on with an irritated expression.
"In my hand is their new Orchard Chicken Salad Sub. I personally love chicken. Henry Cooper and I devoured a whole bucket of it after last week's show, and now to make up for it, I'm eating this low-fat sub full of delicious white-meat chicken. I'm also being paid extra money every time I say its name, so Orchard Chicken Salad Sub, Orchard Chicken Salad Sub, Orchard Chicken Salad-"
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...
"Chicken Head" by Project Pat hits the PA, sending a portion of the crowd into a frenzy. Some fans simply look on in confusion, even moreso as a giant chicken steps through the curtain.
Fuzz: "MONSTER COCK! THE MONSTER COCK IS HERE IN GHW!"
The Czar of Sauces makes a beeline to the ring as the terrified color commentator steps back. Monster Cock rolls into the squared circle, see-through eyes fixated on Big Al, who has dropped both microphone and sub in his terror. Angered at the promotion of the genocide of his people, the Unfried Behemoth points straight at Al Mulligan. MC steps forward and grabs Al's head, then swings his own head forward to peck the color commentator in the face, knocking him to the mat. Al is offered no solitude as he is immediately picked up, turned toward the nearest corner of the ring, and brought along as the massive rooster charges. Big Al is thrown into the metal ring post, then pulled out and led to the center of the ring.
"Monster Cock is avenging his fallen brethren, and I'd like to think me as well for all that crap Al says about my mom!"
Al's head is tucked under the arm- er, wing- of the World's Largest Pecker, before MC falls backwards to the mat, delivering a DDT to the defenseless color commentator. The crowd displays a mixture of cheering and laughing as "Chicken Head" strikes up again, Monster Cock now standing up and turning toward the Orchard Chicken Salad Sub that lies in the ring. Solemnly, the rooster walks over to the orphaned sandwich and drops to his knees, now beginning to weep for his massacred comrades. The Never-Snuffed Rooster then picks up the sub and cradles it in his arms, then walks over to the ropes and steps through them. Monster Cock walks down the ring steps and makes his way up the ramp, head held low in memoriam, as he knows there are many subs like these out there.
Monster Cock gets through the curtain and puts the sub on a nearby desk, then begins to unwrap it. The Friedcore Assassin looks around as the paper is unraveled, then nods at an unseen figure that stands off to the side. Matthew Oliveira steps into view, and then Monster Cock reaches up and takes his own head off to reveal Metal Dragon under the costume.
Matt: "Looks tasty."
MD: "OH YES."
Oliveira takes one half of the footlong sub while MD removes his costume's hands. The legendary tag team then begins eating, Dragon making one comment with his mouth full.
"Damn, this is pretty good."
End of Thread
