Post by henrycooper on Jun 10, 2010 1:09:16 GMT -5
To refrain from being confused, read this tid bit first.
"Henry's First Visit with Lisa" (The Saga Continues)
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GHW Live (or whatever program this would fall under realistically lol) comes back on the air after a commerical break, and those watching at home are surprised to see Henry Cooper already standing in the ring. He's dressed in kick back slacks, nice white shirt and quasi stylish brown shoes. Held tightly in his hand is a mic, and at his feet are the items given to him by Judge Wells.
~"The Fuzz"~
Fans, we apologize. After our last match, we went to a commercial break so that our ring crews here could clean up a little bit, and then Henry came out.
~"Big Al"~
Unannounced and uninvited I might add. Maybe he got lost on his way to KFC? Haha. Hey laugh, man, at least it is not another "I fucked your mother" joke.
Henry is sweating bullets as he brings the mic to his pixie lips. He doesn't want to do what he's been ordered to by the Judge, but his love for Lisa comes above all else. He's read the instructions and script given to him by the angry white Judge, and the very thought of enraging such a man as Kamil Fathi gives the fearless negro goosebumps. Looking into the camera with a solemn expression, he walks close to it and looks deep into the lens, perhaps fixing to say some of his last words.
~Henry~
Lisa, daddy loves you. No matter what happens here, I'll always be watching over you, protecting you. I love you, Lisa.
With that said, Cooper backs up to the center of the ring again and composes himself, ready to recite the script word for word as the Judge wanted.
~Henry~
Kamil Fathi, I know you're back there so listen up Habib. We as Americans, Canadians, Japanese and Chinese, color to color and coast to coast, will not tolerate your ideals. It may have worked back whenever you were beating everyone up, but not now. Not on my watch. So take the towel from around your head, wrap it around your throat and have one of your sand nigger buddies choke you out with it, this will put you in good favor with the rest of the world. Your religion is a cop-out, and Allah is an asswipe. And that Prophet guy, what's his name? Mohammy? He's nothing more than a glorified pedophile, and yet those men are what you base your ideals on. Those men are your role models. Those men are your excuse to do all the horrible things you've done in the past. Well, if that's the case, Kamil, allow me to use this allotted time to demonstrate my free speech and right to assemble. If you can peel your beady little eyes off the assortment of explosives you're building long enough to pay attention, you may find it interesting, Mr. Shithead the Saudi.
Henry bends down and lies the mic on the surface, then picks up the Muslim Holy Book the Qu'ran. Cooper flips it open to a random section then takes a deep breath and, in total "signing-own-death warrant" manner, spits a giant luge right in the middle of it. He then tosses it down as the crowd cheer him with a rousing applause. Next, he takes off his shoe and removes the artistic drawing of the Prophet Mohamed, then drops to one knee and begins smacking the drawing with the shoe's heel. To the average American, this action doesn't mean much, but in Arabic culture it is a greater insult than spitting directly into someone's face.
After committing the most audacious act, he puts the shoe back on and stands vertical with the drawing in his hand. Holding it above his head now, Henry slowly rips it in half and tosses the two pieces of paper onto the canvas, giving him a big pop from the pleased crowd. The Notorious Nigger pauses for a moment, knowing each and every action may very well be just another nail added to his coffin soon. He must carry out this order though, as horrid as it may be. The next act of desecration gives him the hardest trouble. Those viewing from the outside in can tell he's uncomfortable, but he sucks it up for precious little Lisa.
Picking up the ripped drawing and the Qu'ran, he stuffs the paper into the book, while making sure he turns his back to the active camera. The lens pans a little and finally rests, showing only from the back of his knees down to the canvas. A long moment comes and goes, followed by a sudden, collective gasp from the crowd. No cheers yet no boos. Filling the camera's view is a steady trickle of a lemonade colored liquid, which leaves nothing to the imagination as to what is going on. The crowd let out a rowdy cheer as he suddenly drops the items and zips up, looking down and ashamed at the actions that'd been forced upon him.
~Colin~
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Henry Cooper has just defiled the entire Muslim religion in every way possible... in less than 5 minutes! Al, he urinated on Islam, I am speechless.
~Big Al~
At least he didn't rape anyone, right? I mean, he kinda raped Islam in a way but yeah, ok touchy subject so I'll shut up now. One last blurp though, at least Henry covered up his Alabama Black Snake with that book while doing the disgusting deed. So he was gentlemanly about it, Kamil should take that into consideration when he is murdering him.
Cooper takes to the middle of the ring again and slowly begins to take off his shirt in preparation for a fight, knowing that Kamil Fathi would be making a bee line to the ring momentarily.
Continued by Kamil; let the maiming begin my friend. The brotha deserves it.
"Henry's First Visit with Lisa" (The Saga Continues)
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=dwntwn&action=display&thread=10535&page=1
GHW Live (or whatever program this would fall under realistically lol) comes back on the air after a commerical break, and those watching at home are surprised to see Henry Cooper already standing in the ring. He's dressed in kick back slacks, nice white shirt and quasi stylish brown shoes. Held tightly in his hand is a mic, and at his feet are the items given to him by Judge Wells.
~"The Fuzz"~
Fans, we apologize. After our last match, we went to a commercial break so that our ring crews here could clean up a little bit, and then Henry came out.
~"Big Al"~
Unannounced and uninvited I might add. Maybe he got lost on his way to KFC? Haha. Hey laugh, man, at least it is not another "I fucked your mother" joke.
Henry is sweating bullets as he brings the mic to his pixie lips. He doesn't want to do what he's been ordered to by the Judge, but his love for Lisa comes above all else. He's read the instructions and script given to him by the angry white Judge, and the very thought of enraging such a man as Kamil Fathi gives the fearless negro goosebumps. Looking into the camera with a solemn expression, he walks close to it and looks deep into the lens, perhaps fixing to say some of his last words.
~Henry~
Lisa, daddy loves you. No matter what happens here, I'll always be watching over you, protecting you. I love you, Lisa.
With that said, Cooper backs up to the center of the ring again and composes himself, ready to recite the script word for word as the Judge wanted.
~Henry~
Kamil Fathi, I know you're back there so listen up Habib. We as Americans, Canadians, Japanese and Chinese, color to color and coast to coast, will not tolerate your ideals. It may have worked back whenever you were beating everyone up, but not now. Not on my watch. So take the towel from around your head, wrap it around your throat and have one of your sand nigger buddies choke you out with it, this will put you in good favor with the rest of the world. Your religion is a cop-out, and Allah is an asswipe. And that Prophet guy, what's his name? Mohammy? He's nothing more than a glorified pedophile, and yet those men are what you base your ideals on. Those men are your role models. Those men are your excuse to do all the horrible things you've done in the past. Well, if that's the case, Kamil, allow me to use this allotted time to demonstrate my free speech and right to assemble. If you can peel your beady little eyes off the assortment of explosives you're building long enough to pay attention, you may find it interesting, Mr. Shithead the Saudi.
Henry bends down and lies the mic on the surface, then picks up the Muslim Holy Book the Qu'ran. Cooper flips it open to a random section then takes a deep breath and, in total "signing-own-death warrant" manner, spits a giant luge right in the middle of it. He then tosses it down as the crowd cheer him with a rousing applause. Next, he takes off his shoe and removes the artistic drawing of the Prophet Mohamed, then drops to one knee and begins smacking the drawing with the shoe's heel. To the average American, this action doesn't mean much, but in Arabic culture it is a greater insult than spitting directly into someone's face.
After committing the most audacious act, he puts the shoe back on and stands vertical with the drawing in his hand. Holding it above his head now, Henry slowly rips it in half and tosses the two pieces of paper onto the canvas, giving him a big pop from the pleased crowd. The Notorious Nigger pauses for a moment, knowing each and every action may very well be just another nail added to his coffin soon. He must carry out this order though, as horrid as it may be. The next act of desecration gives him the hardest trouble. Those viewing from the outside in can tell he's uncomfortable, but he sucks it up for precious little Lisa.
Picking up the ripped drawing and the Qu'ran, he stuffs the paper into the book, while making sure he turns his back to the active camera. The lens pans a little and finally rests, showing only from the back of his knees down to the canvas. A long moment comes and goes, followed by a sudden, collective gasp from the crowd. No cheers yet no boos. Filling the camera's view is a steady trickle of a lemonade colored liquid, which leaves nothing to the imagination as to what is going on. The crowd let out a rowdy cheer as he suddenly drops the items and zips up, looking down and ashamed at the actions that'd been forced upon him.
~Colin~
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Henry Cooper has just defiled the entire Muslim religion in every way possible... in less than 5 minutes! Al, he urinated on Islam, I am speechless.
~Big Al~
At least he didn't rape anyone, right? I mean, he kinda raped Islam in a way but yeah, ok touchy subject so I'll shut up now. One last blurp though, at least Henry covered up his Alabama Black Snake with that book while doing the disgusting deed. So he was gentlemanly about it, Kamil should take that into consideration when he is murdering him.
Cooper takes to the middle of the ring again and slowly begins to take off his shirt in preparation for a fight, knowing that Kamil Fathi would be making a bee line to the ring momentarily.
Continued by Kamil; let the maiming begin my friend. The brotha deserves it.