Post by Reverend Vortigern on Jun 23, 2010 0:32:57 GMT -5
Amidst the noise of a roaring crowd in Providence, Rhode Island, GHW Tuesday Night Triumph goes on air. Several thousand screaming fans do their damnedest to be visible on camera, all exhilarated to be in the spectacle that is Glory and Honor Wrestling.
Fuzz: "We are live from the Ryan Center at the University of Rhode Island! Welcome to GHW Tuesday Night Triumph, we've got a hell of a show for you tonight! I'm Colin Jennings, here with my broadcast partner Al Mulligan-"
Al: "Your broadcast partner and stepfather, Al Mulligan."
*sigh* "Red, White, and Bruised is just five days away, but not everything has fallen into place yet! That's why Reverend Vortigern has told us at the broadcast table that he is coming out here at the top of the show to announce a few things regarding that upcoming event."
The crowd quiets down along with the loud generic rock music that was playing at the start of the show, then immediately begins cheering again as "The Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative strikes up in the arena. The spectators wait a few seconds for Vortigern to come out, and he does, clad in his usual robe with his cane in hand. The Reverend's only change in looks are a band-aid on the right side of his forehead and an even grumpier look than usual. Flanking the Chaotic Clergyman are four muscular security guards, whom follow the GM's beeline to the ring.
Coors: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your general manager, Reverend Vortigern!"
"Well, if there's anyone in GHW who has something to be angry about, it's this guy. The Psychotic Circus savagely beat him down last week, and you'd better believe he has revenge on his mind."
"He asked for it. Wolverina wanted out and he's holding her in the company against her will. I like the mean streak and the mentor she's gotten back, anyway. Jaggeroth can take her places."
Vortigern has now made it to the ring, one security guard standing on each side of the squared circle with keen eyes hidden under pitch black shades. The Reverend sticks his free arm out toward Charlie Coors with an open hand, an obvious gesture that he desires possession of a microphone. The curly-haired ring announcer hands over the vocal amplifier, which Vorty lifts to his mouth.
"First things first, GHW... Red, White, and Bruised. I know, I've been behind schedule, but you see, only one title picture has made itself clear. That is the one of the New Age Championship. Dominik Santiago is the challenger for that grand prize on our next pay-per-view event, and I know that it will be an excellent contest. I needn't go in-depth and talk at length about this match, for I know that the two combatants that will partake in it will happily do so themselves, given that they never pass up an opportunity to talk the ear off of whoever's listening."
The general manager strokes his beard three times as he ponders the next few things to say.
"Now... My brain trust back in the offices has talked to me about the Television Title, yes, the one that is coming out of the vault... And we have deemed four warriors worthy of competing for such an honor. At Red, White, and Bruised, live from Washington, D.C... it will be Logan Scott versus Jason Murphy versus Young Gangsta versus Mighty Man Millson II in a four-way ladder match. I'm taking that belt out of the vault and hanging it right up above the ring for the best man to take. Tonight, though... Logan and Gangsta will team up to battle Jason and Millson in a tag team match."
The crowd begins cheering in approval of the plans while Vortigern no doubt sees hallucinations of a few dollar signs flying around in the air.
"Sounds like the Reverend's brain has been knocked into place thanks to Jaggeroth! Can't miss those two matches!"
"I agree, Al! They're all young and hungry to get noticed, and in a ladder match environment, that will of course be insane!"
The GM clears his throat and continues speaking after the noise dies down.
"King of the Deathmatch Championship... Now you all are going to love this... Darth That Guy has defeated Jaggeroth and Wolverina in his last two title defenses. It's time to find the next in line to test his true greatness. Tonight, in a Prison Riot Deathmatch- You'll see what it is, trust me- There will be Matt Violence..."
Some cheering is audible, which Vorty lets subside before he proceeds.
"...versus Magnus Gunner..."
Booing this time is heard, though not loud as Gunner is not really despised that much.
"...versus The Jackass, Hayden HardKore."
This time, the few thousand in attendance erupt in cheers. A small smirk manages to form on the Reverend's face, breaking the irritable demeanor he has shown so far tonight, and most likely all the time since last Tuesday.
"Now it's time for a big announcement. You see, Wolverina and her new friends accosted me last week. I did let my anger get the best of me, but that's what happens when you screw with good business and slander my good name as a general manager and as a person! As punishment, Jaggeroth and Chris Pyro, the ringleaders of this cabal of fools, will not be allowed in the building tonight, and they sure as hell aren't getting a paid vacation this week either! However, Jaggeroth and Pyro will compete at Red, White, and Bruised against the winners of tonight's number one contenders' tag match. The participants in that will be Skull and the partner that he has yet to reveal taking on HIGHWAY ROBBERY!"
A barrage of cheers rains down on the Lovable Devil, which he quickly stifles by pushing one hand down.
"Please... please... this is the best part. As for Wolverina, she isn't competing in a match tonight, but I HAVE forced her to be in attendance tonight, for she needs to meet her opponent at Red, White, and Bruised. Wolverina, as a girl who grew up in organized religion, you should know that the clergy can ruin your life if you cross them... And I feel like channeling Johnathan Edwards and delivering a fire and brimstone service to you. Now, you can either come out here under your own power or security can drag you by the ears while you kick and scream and bitch like you've suddenly decided to make a habit of recently. Whichever you choose, get out here now!"
TBC Wolverina
Fuzz: "We are live from the Ryan Center at the University of Rhode Island! Welcome to GHW Tuesday Night Triumph, we've got a hell of a show for you tonight! I'm Colin Jennings, here with my broadcast partner Al Mulligan-"
Al: "Your broadcast partner and stepfather, Al Mulligan."
*sigh* "Red, White, and Bruised is just five days away, but not everything has fallen into place yet! That's why Reverend Vortigern has told us at the broadcast table that he is coming out here at the top of the show to announce a few things regarding that upcoming event."
The crowd quiets down along with the loud generic rock music that was playing at the start of the show, then immediately begins cheering again as "The Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative strikes up in the arena. The spectators wait a few seconds for Vortigern to come out, and he does, clad in his usual robe with his cane in hand. The Reverend's only change in looks are a band-aid on the right side of his forehead and an even grumpier look than usual. Flanking the Chaotic Clergyman are four muscular security guards, whom follow the GM's beeline to the ring.
Coors: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your general manager, Reverend Vortigern!"
"Well, if there's anyone in GHW who has something to be angry about, it's this guy. The Psychotic Circus savagely beat him down last week, and you'd better believe he has revenge on his mind."
"He asked for it. Wolverina wanted out and he's holding her in the company against her will. I like the mean streak and the mentor she's gotten back, anyway. Jaggeroth can take her places."
Vortigern has now made it to the ring, one security guard standing on each side of the squared circle with keen eyes hidden under pitch black shades. The Reverend sticks his free arm out toward Charlie Coors with an open hand, an obvious gesture that he desires possession of a microphone. The curly-haired ring announcer hands over the vocal amplifier, which Vorty lifts to his mouth.
"First things first, GHW... Red, White, and Bruised. I know, I've been behind schedule, but you see, only one title picture has made itself clear. That is the one of the New Age Championship. Dominik Santiago is the challenger for that grand prize on our next pay-per-view event, and I know that it will be an excellent contest. I needn't go in-depth and talk at length about this match, for I know that the two combatants that will partake in it will happily do so themselves, given that they never pass up an opportunity to talk the ear off of whoever's listening."
The general manager strokes his beard three times as he ponders the next few things to say.
"Now... My brain trust back in the offices has talked to me about the Television Title, yes, the one that is coming out of the vault... And we have deemed four warriors worthy of competing for such an honor. At Red, White, and Bruised, live from Washington, D.C... it will be Logan Scott versus Jason Murphy versus Young Gangsta versus Mighty Man Millson II in a four-way ladder match. I'm taking that belt out of the vault and hanging it right up above the ring for the best man to take. Tonight, though... Logan and Gangsta will team up to battle Jason and Millson in a tag team match."
The crowd begins cheering in approval of the plans while Vortigern no doubt sees hallucinations of a few dollar signs flying around in the air.
"Sounds like the Reverend's brain has been knocked into place thanks to Jaggeroth! Can't miss those two matches!"
"I agree, Al! They're all young and hungry to get noticed, and in a ladder match environment, that will of course be insane!"
The GM clears his throat and continues speaking after the noise dies down.
"King of the Deathmatch Championship... Now you all are going to love this... Darth That Guy has defeated Jaggeroth and Wolverina in his last two title defenses. It's time to find the next in line to test his true greatness. Tonight, in a Prison Riot Deathmatch- You'll see what it is, trust me- There will be Matt Violence..."
Some cheering is audible, which Vorty lets subside before he proceeds.
"...versus Magnus Gunner..."
Booing this time is heard, though not loud as Gunner is not really despised that much.
"...versus The Jackass, Hayden HardKore."
This time, the few thousand in attendance erupt in cheers. A small smirk manages to form on the Reverend's face, breaking the irritable demeanor he has shown so far tonight, and most likely all the time since last Tuesday.
"Now it's time for a big announcement. You see, Wolverina and her new friends accosted me last week. I did let my anger get the best of me, but that's what happens when you screw with good business and slander my good name as a general manager and as a person! As punishment, Jaggeroth and Chris Pyro, the ringleaders of this cabal of fools, will not be allowed in the building tonight, and they sure as hell aren't getting a paid vacation this week either! However, Jaggeroth and Pyro will compete at Red, White, and Bruised against the winners of tonight's number one contenders' tag match. The participants in that will be Skull and the partner that he has yet to reveal taking on HIGHWAY ROBBERY!"
A barrage of cheers rains down on the Lovable Devil, which he quickly stifles by pushing one hand down.
"Please... please... this is the best part. As for Wolverina, she isn't competing in a match tonight, but I HAVE forced her to be in attendance tonight, for she needs to meet her opponent at Red, White, and Bruised. Wolverina, as a girl who grew up in organized religion, you should know that the clergy can ruin your life if you cross them... And I feel like channeling Johnathan Edwards and delivering a fire and brimstone service to you. Now, you can either come out here under your own power or security can drag you by the ears while you kick and scream and bitch like you've suddenly decided to make a habit of recently. Whichever you choose, get out here now!"
TBC Wolverina