Post by Blake Valediction on Jul 13, 2010 2:03:48 GMT -5
The crowd is roaring as fireworks ignite and signal the beginning of Glory and Honor Wrestling's fourth of July pay-per-view Red, White, and Bruised. As the pyrotechnics explode, the announcers put on their headsets looking forward to yet another pay-per-view with headlining superstars such as Dominik Santiago and Ryan Hughes. Both commentators take their seats as they prepare for wrestling's top federation to put on another fantastic pay-per-view. Al stuffs his face with a hot dog as he sits down.
"Welcome GHW fans to GHW's fourth annual Red, White, and Bruised. Today on the fourth of July, our great nation established it's Independence."
Al quickly nudges Fuzz to look his way. Big Al takes a large bite out of hit ball-park frank and starts to talk with his mouth full.
"That's how your mother did it."
"For God's sake Al, it's the fourth of July. It's our nation's birthday, can you not bring up this little joke of my mother having sexual intercourse with you today?"
"It's no joke, she really did."
The Fuzz facepalms and gets back to his job.
"Tonight we bring you an action-packed pay-per-view, headlining tonight is Dominik Santiago taking on Ryan Hughes for the GHW World Title. Now I don't know about you Al, but I'm pulling for Ryan to take the victory tonight."
"Eh, I've always been a fan of Dominik since the beginning. So I'm going to have to disagree with you there."
The commentators quickly grow silent as the arena grows dark and a picture of the American flag is shown on the tron. Charlie Coors' voice is heard through out the arena.
"If I may ask everyone to turn their attention to the tron."
His voice dies as everyone directs their attention to the tron. Al quickly wipes a mustard stain off his shirt paying no attention at all to the tron. He quickly nudges his partner gaining his attention for a split second, Al does a hand motion referring to Oral sex. Getting enraged by the so called "joke", The Fuzz looks away trying not to self induce any more rage. A generic voice comes over the PA system.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I request that everyone please rise for the national anthem."
Everyone in the arena goes to their feet. Men are respectful by removing their caps and everyone places one hand on their chest. Veterans in the front row can be seen on camera standing at attention as they were taught in boot camp and saluting the flag.
"Everyone please rise for the national anthem. I request that everyone rise for the national anthem. Please rise for the national anthem."
It seems as technical difficulties have overtaken the technical staff, everyone in the back is racing to fix the constant loops of the generic voice repeating itself over and over again.
"Please rise for the national anthem. Please rise for the national anthem."
The voice has gone monotone now and it simply keeps repeating time-after-time. Everyone in the crowd including the veterans still stand looking at each other in confusion. The voice changes for a moment, it changes to a voice that is familiar to GHW fans.
"Please rise for the national anthem."
The voice is emotionless and dark, after that one sentence of repeating the generic voice. The familiar voice fades and the generic one picks up again but this time getting cut off into an unintelligible blur.
"Please rise for the national anth-. Please rise for the national a-. Please rise for the nation-. Please rise for th-. Please rise fo-. Please rise, please rise, please rise. riseriseriseriseriseriseriserise."
As rise is repeated annoyingly, the American flag on the tron is slowly turned upside down. The vets in the crowd become enraged by this and an angry expression emerges on their face. The looped rise is quickly cut off by the voice of Nathan Gray, lead singer of Boysetsfire singing their song After The Eulogy.
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
Smoke emits from the stage as lights flash from in front of the curtains.
Emerging from the smoke mic held in hand is none other than "The Revelation" Blake Valediction, making his long waited return to Glory and Honor Wrestling. Boos are emitted from the vocal chords of the fans as Blake surveys the crowd giving off a sadistic smile. He makes his way down to the ring casually eye'ing the crowd, looking at the hatred he's given these fans for him.
Contented to strive for new worthless slogans,
we miss our potential for action and substance.
Contended to lie in our boring vomit,
suggesting arrangements while others are dying.
Blake makes it to the ring steps, he looks to his left at the angry Army veterans screaming and cursing at him. Laughing to himself Blake walks up the steps and slides one leg in after-the-other to put himself into the ring. The song fades as Blake makes his way to the center of the ring, it's been months since he has been in a Glory and Honor wrestling arena, much less a ring. He looks to his left, then his right. Soaking in the boos and screams of the die-hard GHW fans.
"WHAT AN ASSHOLE, HE'S GOING TO GET SHOT IF HE LEAVES THE ARENA ALONE TONIGHT!
"You know who has an awesome asshole? Your mom."
Blake looks down and laughs to himself at the chaos he's created. He brings the mic close to his lips, he's about to speak but pulls the mic down as a symphony of asshole chants erupt in the sold-out arena. Bringing his head up laughing The Revelation cuts off the crowd.
"The United States of America, it's a nation ran by sheep, owned by pigs, and ruled by wolves. And you people sit here and pledge your allegiance to that, it's sickening. This nation is full of liars, scoundrels, and political assholes who are only trying to 'run' this country only to get in a large paycheck. This nation is also full of blatant idiots who believe the politics are trying to help the country, idiots such as you who are sitting here today. I mean is it really necessary to give your allegiance to a nation that lies to you, that steals from you, that doesn't give a shit about you? It's not.
If I look around at the crowd I see a substantial amount of African Americans here, it's probably the same stereotypical African Americans who go around listening to rap music and blaming every Caucasian they see for slavery. When in fact, if it wasn't for slavery none of you would be here today. Every single one of you African Americans would be in Africa dying from AIDs, Tuberculosis, things of that nature. Here's a history lesson, we didn't take you from Africa. You all were sold to us by African kings. I just don't- "
The Relentless Renegade is suddenly cut off by a screaming African American fan. Now being cut off enrages Blake, something known around the industry
"FUCK YOU BITCH!"
"YOUR NAME IS TOBY, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I'M SPEAKING.'
Fans boo at the racist remark as Blake smiles when he sees the fan's anger.
"Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I just don't see how any of you could ever love a nation like this when it's all based on bullshit. I'm guessing everyone of you has heard the phrase "One nation under God.", if you hadn't it's from the pledge of allegiance which is recited in every school in America. Now how can this government be separated from the church when it has "One nation under God." in it's pledge? It just goes to show you how we're being royally screwed over. "
The fans hiss at Blake's remark as they all well know that Blake is a self-glorified Atheist.
"Oh, you hate that remark don't you? Well guess what, even though I'm saying these things. Not a single one of you can do anything about it, because I was born an American citizen whether I like it or not. The first amendment clearly states that any American has the right to free speech. Which I love because I can run up to anyone and just say "Hey, fuck you.". But the hypocritical part about the amendment is the fact that we can be sent to jail for just uttering the words "I am going to kill the president.".
This government and nation has been putting us down for years and years, yet all you low-lives sit here every fourth of July and celebrate how great your country is, when in reality it doesn't even amount to a third world country. You can get angry over everything I say, I know it's true. And in your hearts every, single, one, of you know it's true as well. You all know this country blows. "
The fans boo Blake as he stands in the ring grinning about what he has said.
"I see none of you seem to agree with me, well I can honestly bet on my life the majority of you in here won't agree with me when I tell you that America isn't even going to qualify in the top four in this year's world cup. Because everyone here knows that Tim Howard is probably the WORST goal keeper in the history of the sport. If you want my guess, I'd say that Spain will take the cup this year. Not because my heritage is from Spain, not because I want to piss any of you off, but because they're better. Not only are they better than America at soccer, they're better in general. It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! Because this nation is full of northern pussies, southern inbreeds, and self absorbed below the poverty line African Americans. Atleast Spain's leader isn't a socialist who constantly makes false promises about what he plans to do. I leave you here tonight with a statement."
The crowd begins to chant asshole cutting off Blake once again, The Revelation rolls his eyes. He waits for the moment that the crowd slows down with the chants.
"FUCK AMERICA."
The crowd boos and angry Army vets try to charge the ring but are held back by security. Blake's music hits the system as he falls to the canvas and slides out the ring, making his way to the back. As he goes up the ramp many people scream and curse at him like he expected. Blake smiles to intentionally piss them off even more than they already are.
EOT.
"Welcome GHW fans to GHW's fourth annual Red, White, and Bruised. Today on the fourth of July, our great nation established it's Independence."
Al quickly nudges Fuzz to look his way. Big Al takes a large bite out of hit ball-park frank and starts to talk with his mouth full.
"That's how your mother did it."
"For God's sake Al, it's the fourth of July. It's our nation's birthday, can you not bring up this little joke of my mother having sexual intercourse with you today?"
"It's no joke, she really did."
The Fuzz facepalms and gets back to his job.
"Tonight we bring you an action-packed pay-per-view, headlining tonight is Dominik Santiago taking on Ryan Hughes for the GHW World Title. Now I don't know about you Al, but I'm pulling for Ryan to take the victory tonight."
"Eh, I've always been a fan of Dominik since the beginning. So I'm going to have to disagree with you there."
The commentators quickly grow silent as the arena grows dark and a picture of the American flag is shown on the tron. Charlie Coors' voice is heard through out the arena.
"If I may ask everyone to turn their attention to the tron."
His voice dies as everyone directs their attention to the tron. Al quickly wipes a mustard stain off his shirt paying no attention at all to the tron. He quickly nudges his partner gaining his attention for a split second, Al does a hand motion referring to Oral sex. Getting enraged by the so called "joke", The Fuzz looks away trying not to self induce any more rage. A generic voice comes over the PA system.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I request that everyone please rise for the national anthem."
Everyone in the arena goes to their feet. Men are respectful by removing their caps and everyone places one hand on their chest. Veterans in the front row can be seen on camera standing at attention as they were taught in boot camp and saluting the flag.
"Everyone please rise for the national anthem. I request that everyone rise for the national anthem. Please rise for the national anthem."
It seems as technical difficulties have overtaken the technical staff, everyone in the back is racing to fix the constant loops of the generic voice repeating itself over and over again.
"Please rise for the national anthem. Please rise for the national anthem."
The voice has gone monotone now and it simply keeps repeating time-after-time. Everyone in the crowd including the veterans still stand looking at each other in confusion. The voice changes for a moment, it changes to a voice that is familiar to GHW fans.
"Please rise for the national anthem."
The voice is emotionless and dark, after that one sentence of repeating the generic voice. The familiar voice fades and the generic one picks up again but this time getting cut off into an unintelligible blur.
"Please rise for the national anth-. Please rise for the national a-. Please rise for the nation-. Please rise for th-. Please rise fo-. Please rise, please rise, please rise. riseriseriseriseriseriseriserise."
As rise is repeated annoyingly, the American flag on the tron is slowly turned upside down. The vets in the crowd become enraged by this and an angry expression emerges on their face. The looped rise is quickly cut off by the voice of Nathan Gray, lead singer of Boysetsfire singing their song After The Eulogy.
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
Smoke emits from the stage as lights flash from in front of the curtains.
"Written signed off in the obituary what happened to us.
Where's your anger? Where's your fucking rage? Watered down senses lost.
Lazy privileged denial and self gratified
A tradition passed down to our blood stained hands "
Where's your anger? Where's your fucking rage? Watered down senses lost.
Lazy privileged denial and self gratified
A tradition passed down to our blood stained hands "
Emerging from the smoke mic held in hand is none other than "The Revelation" Blake Valediction, making his long waited return to Glory and Honor Wrestling. Boos are emitted from the vocal chords of the fans as Blake surveys the crowd giving off a sadistic smile. He makes his way down to the ring casually eye'ing the crowd, looking at the hatred he's given these fans for him.
GIVE IN!
GIVE UP!
GIVE IN!
GIVE UP!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
GIVE UP!
GIVE IN!
GIVE UP!
RISE!
RISE!
RISE!
Contented to strive for new worthless slogans,
we miss our potential for action and substance.
Contended to lie in our boring vomit,
suggesting arrangements while others are dying.
Blake makes it to the ring steps, he looks to his left at the angry Army veterans screaming and cursing at him. Laughing to himself Blake walks up the steps and slides one leg in after-the-other to put himself into the ring. The song fades as Blake makes his way to the center of the ring, it's been months since he has been in a Glory and Honor wrestling arena, much less a ring. He looks to his left, then his right. Soaking in the boos and screams of the die-hard GHW fans.
"WHAT AN ASSHOLE, HE'S GOING TO GET SHOT IF HE LEAVES THE ARENA ALONE TONIGHT!
"You know who has an awesome asshole? Your mom."
Blake looks down and laughs to himself at the chaos he's created. He brings the mic close to his lips, he's about to speak but pulls the mic down as a symphony of asshole chants erupt in the sold-out arena. Bringing his head up laughing The Revelation cuts off the crowd.
"The United States of America, it's a nation ran by sheep, owned by pigs, and ruled by wolves. And you people sit here and pledge your allegiance to that, it's sickening. This nation is full of liars, scoundrels, and political assholes who are only trying to 'run' this country only to get in a large paycheck. This nation is also full of blatant idiots who believe the politics are trying to help the country, idiots such as you who are sitting here today. I mean is it really necessary to give your allegiance to a nation that lies to you, that steals from you, that doesn't give a shit about you? It's not.
If I look around at the crowd I see a substantial amount of African Americans here, it's probably the same stereotypical African Americans who go around listening to rap music and blaming every Caucasian they see for slavery. When in fact, if it wasn't for slavery none of you would be here today. Every single one of you African Americans would be in Africa dying from AIDs, Tuberculosis, things of that nature. Here's a history lesson, we didn't take you from Africa. You all were sold to us by African kings. I just don't- "
The Relentless Renegade is suddenly cut off by a screaming African American fan. Now being cut off enrages Blake, something known around the industry
"FUCK YOU BITCH!"
"YOUR NAME IS TOBY, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I'M SPEAKING.'
Fans boo at the racist remark as Blake smiles when he sees the fan's anger.
"Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I just don't see how any of you could ever love a nation like this when it's all based on bullshit. I'm guessing everyone of you has heard the phrase "One nation under God.", if you hadn't it's from the pledge of allegiance which is recited in every school in America. Now how can this government be separated from the church when it has "One nation under God." in it's pledge? It just goes to show you how we're being royally screwed over. "
The fans hiss at Blake's remark as they all well know that Blake is a self-glorified Atheist.
"Oh, you hate that remark don't you? Well guess what, even though I'm saying these things. Not a single one of you can do anything about it, because I was born an American citizen whether I like it or not. The first amendment clearly states that any American has the right to free speech. Which I love because I can run up to anyone and just say "Hey, fuck you.". But the hypocritical part about the amendment is the fact that we can be sent to jail for just uttering the words "I am going to kill the president.".
This government and nation has been putting us down for years and years, yet all you low-lives sit here every fourth of July and celebrate how great your country is, when in reality it doesn't even amount to a third world country. You can get angry over everything I say, I know it's true. And in your hearts every, single, one, of you know it's true as well. You all know this country blows. "
The fans boo Blake as he stands in the ring grinning about what he has said.
"I see none of you seem to agree with me, well I can honestly bet on my life the majority of you in here won't agree with me when I tell you that America isn't even going to qualify in the top four in this year's world cup. Because everyone here knows that Tim Howard is probably the WORST goal keeper in the history of the sport. If you want my guess, I'd say that Spain will take the cup this year. Not because my heritage is from Spain, not because I want to piss any of you off, but because they're better. Not only are they better than America at soccer, they're better in general. It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! Because this nation is full of northern pussies, southern inbreeds, and self absorbed below the poverty line African Americans. Atleast Spain's leader isn't a socialist who constantly makes false promises about what he plans to do. I leave you here tonight with a statement."
The crowd begins to chant asshole cutting off Blake once again, The Revelation rolls his eyes. He waits for the moment that the crowd slows down with the chants.
"FUCK AMERICA."
The crowd boos and angry Army vets try to charge the ring but are held back by security. Blake's music hits the system as he falls to the canvas and slides out the ring, making his way to the back. As he goes up the ramp many people scream and curse at him like he expected. Blake smiles to intentionally piss them off even more than they already are.
EOT.