Merry Christmas, Everyone: As sung by MMM

[Millson and Simpson]

You're kidding right? A Christmas song about GHW. I don't even care about GHW. I get paid for this? You know what, I'll give it a shot.

Millson walks upto the stage, tests the microphone and gets on with the job.

Blood is pouring, all around us
Jaggy raping, having fun
It's the season, of hate and Santiago
Merry christmas, GH-Dub

Time for Barta, his Twitter round-up
Kahlan crying, all night long
Time for Hughesy and his new tag partner
Time for the next PPV

We're gonna have a murder tonight
I'm gonna find Carson
And tell him that Jaggeroth called his mum a street whore

Jon Main's winning, Gangsta's losing
No show's are creeping to the card
Metal Dragon, still a drunkard
Wolverina, came back this year

We're gonna have a murder tonight
I'm gonna find Carson
And tell him that Jaggeroth called his mum a street whore

Men are swaying, all around us
Simpson fighting, having fun
It's the season, belts and main eventing
Merry christmas, GH-Dub
Merry christmas, GH-Dub
Oh merry christmas, GH-Dub

Dom is winning, every week now
McCoy matching, his every move
Millson cheating, put Beast through a table
Merry christmas, GH-Dub

Scally ghosting, all around us
Tracks is happy, main event
It's Ocheeva, after a long lay-off
Merry christmas, GH-Dub

Vets returning, Desperado
Rurouni, and The Templar
Triumph makes it's 5th year, what a great year
Merry christmas, GH-Dub
Merry christmas, GH-Dub
Merry christmas, GH-Dub

The crowd applaud as Millson gives a short bow.

EOT