Post by Public Enemies on Jan 27, 2012 15:45:49 GMT -5
[glow=CC0066,5,600] GHW TRIUMPH, JAUNUARY 19TH, 2012. From the GHW ARENA IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS.
Sponsored By: Rape. "Mmmmmm, yes. Yummy, yummy rape. Open up a can today on some chicks unsuspecting ass, it's ok, it's a sign of your love in Japan."
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Sponsored By: Rape. "Mmmmmm, yes. Yummy, yummy rape. Open up a can today on some chicks unsuspecting ass, it's ok, it's a sign of your love in Japan."
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[glow=CC0066,5,600]MATCHES[/glow]
[glow=CC0066,5,600]DARK MATCH STIPULATION:[/glow][glow=Green,2,300]Singles[/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]Amanda Nathan[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow][glow=Blue,5,600]Wolverina[/glow]
[glow=CC9966,1,600][/glow]Things don't look good for Wolverina, things happened, that haven't actually happened, so like, yeah...suck it..
Winner: No contest
Winner: No contest
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[glow=CC0066,5,600]MATCH#1 STIPULATION:[/glow][glow=Green,2,300]Singles[/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]Jakob Alexander[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow][glow=Blue,5,600]Mighty Man Millson[/glow]
[glow=CC9966,1,600][/glow]Show us what you've got.
Winner: Millson. I was impressed by your first showing, Jakob. Keep up the good work and you'll be rewarded.
Winner: Millson. I was impressed by your first showing, Jakob. Keep up the good work and you'll be rewarded.
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[glow=CC0066,5,600]MATCH#2 STIPULATION:[/glow][glow=Green,2,300][/glow]
[glow=red,5,600][/glow]Aiden Andrews[glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow]Johnny JailBait.
[glow=CC9966,1,600][/glow]What a hilarious premise....
Winner: No Contest.
Winner: No Contest.
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[glow=CC0066,5,600]MATCH#3 STIPULATION:[/glow][glow=Green,2,300]Singles[/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]JacK Tracks[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow][glow=Blue,5,600]Dustin "Call me Alice" Delta[/glow]
[glow=CC9966,1,600]These two men are going to square off for my amusement. DANCE PUPPETS! DANCE![/glow]
Winner: Match of the Night by far. Dustin Delta gets the win...this time. You two will meet again in the Tower of London. If this is any clue to what's to come, Tower of London will be a spectacle among any match that will potentially happen this calendar year. Picking either one of you to win it all is a clever choice.
Winner: Match of the Night by far. Dustin Delta gets the win...this time. You two will meet again in the Tower of London. If this is any clue to what's to come, Tower of London will be a spectacle among any match that will potentially happen this calendar year. Picking either one of you to win it all is a clever choice.
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[glow=CC0066,5,600]MATCH#4 STIPULATION:[/glow][glow=Green,2,300]No DQ.[/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]Jerry Nate[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow][glow=Blue,5,600]"Amazing: Anthony Alverez.[/glow]
[glow=CC9966,1,600]Hey, you wanted an opponent, right? Well, you got one.[/glow]
Winner: Jerry Nate.
Winner: Jerry Nate.
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[glow=CC0066,2,300]BIG, SEXY MAIN EVENT![/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Triple Threat for the final spot in the ToL death match at Dawn of Destruction![/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]Kahlan Clarkson[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]
VS.[/glow][glow=Yellow,5,600]Ollie Jay[/glow][/center] VS.
[/glow][glow=Yellow,5,600]Troy Meadows[/glow]
[/center][glow=CC9966,1,600]There's only one spot left for the Tower of London Death Match at Dawn of Destruction! And who's it going to be! Will the returning Kahlan score her spot, without having to show a little leg? Or will Ollie Jay actually do something for once that doesn't involve pissing his pants? Or maybe, JUST MAYBE! Troy Meadows, the rapping sensation who'll never sell a single record earn his chance to stand amongst the immortals!? FIND OUT, OR NOT IF THEY DECIDE TO NOT BE BOTHERED![/glow]
Winner: Kahlan. Out of all the ToL qualifiers, I would've thought this would have had the lowest showing.
Winner: Kahlan. Out of all the ToL qualifiers, I would've thought this would have had the lowest showing.
[glow=CC0066,5,600]DARK MAIN EVENT STIPULATION: Singles[/glow][glow=Green,2,300]No DQ.[/glow]
[glow=red,5,600]Desperado[/glow] [glow=Yellow,2,300]VS.[/glow][glow=Blue,5,600]"Amazing: Barta Bull[/glow]
[glow=CC9966,1,600]Hey, you wanted an opponent, right? Well, you got one.[/glow]
Winner: Desperado.
Winner: Desperado.
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Get ready for an epic card, bro.