Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on May 4, 2012 21:57:28 GMT -5
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Before the highly anticipated Main Event can be announced the camera feed switches to the parking lot area, where GHW's bottom of the barrel interviewer, Malibu, is seen running after the sickly thin frame of GHW's resident Annorexic Annie aka Kahlan Clarkson. The Ladder Queen shows no signs of slowing down as she waves a key contraption in the air to ascertain the location of her rental car. The vehicle lights up in the distance, prompting Pretty K to put more pep in her step.
"Kahlan, wait up, please. I just want to ask you like two questions, that's it."
The Brit Blitz doesn't miss a beat as she gains closer to her car and the liberation that awaits. Out of nowhere though, a thrown egg shatters against her face, instantly engulfing her delicate features and bringing her fast paced walk to a halt. Another egg connects, then another and another until a plethora are slamming into her, covering her with the yellow goo that just doesn't look or feel the same as the usual white gook she's covered with every night. From out of the shadows, like ninjas, come Wolverina's "knights" the "Believers". Malibu may be blond and dumb but has enough common sense to get the heck out of dodge, leaving Kahlan there to fend for herself. The Believers close in on Pretty K fast, encircling her with many sporting pitch forks and torches, as if to lynch a witch. Their actions are clearly in retaliation to the heinous attack perpetrated on their Queen, but Kahlan is more pissed than hurt. She screams and curses at them and wipes some of the stuff off before charging a few of them that block her way to the car. The knights scatter like roaches when the lights come on, despite having the advantage in numbers and weapons.
"Yeah run you little miscreants. And remind your Queen how hollow her so called victory at Total Carnage was. I PINNED MYSELF SHE NEVER DID! SHE STOLE MY TITLE SHOT! SHE STILL HASN'T BEATEN ME! IT ISN'T OVER, AHHHHHHHH!"
The Queen of Ladders gets within a few feet of her car when a flash of gold appears in her perificals, followed by a warm jolt of pain along the left side of her face. Miss Clarkson crumbles to the ground instantly and lies sprawled out in her usual night business position. Wolverina steps into view with the GHW Championship still wrapped in her hands after the direct hit, and stands above her greatest rival, a hand rubbing at her lightly swollen head from the Kahlan swung chair-shot earlier.
"Damn right it's not over between us. It ain't over yet by a long shot."
Much like her nemesis did to her previously in the program, Haven drops on top of her and dominantly pins the smaller's woman hands down against the pavement, while dragging her breasts up Kahlan's tummy and pushing them against the Brit's boy-bewbs teasingly. Wolfie cups the Strife Slayer's chin with a hand and places her lips so close to hers that they could be misconstrued as kissing.
"What was that, Kahlan? I didn't beat you at Total Carnage? You pinned yourself? I still haven't beaten you? Nuh uh. You're not gonna steal my glory! You want that perky little ass kicked again you sick perverted freak? Then by all means... you pick the poison... I'll administer the doses. Any time, any place, any match."
Wolverina gives her a parting kiss on the forehead and a glide of the hand down her cheek, almost lovingly, before standing up.
"Okay Knights, Kahlan is late for her night job. Take her keys, toss her in the trunk, then take her to the nearest street corner and drop her off. Oh and no funny business with her. I don't want any of you catching a STD."
They do as ordered, but right before the couriers speed off Haven snaps her fingers, just now realizing something. She motions to a knight and he brings her the brand new Wolverina t-shirt, titled "BITCH MAKER", which has side by side illustrations of Haven standing dominant over the destroyed bodies of Kahlan and Dominik Santiago, on the front. On the back is the words: "Wolverina: Been bitch making since Total Carnage 2012" coupled with another illustration, this time of Haven in a kitchen with a fresh batch of just baked Dom and kahlan shaped Bitch Cookies in a Total Carnage logo'd pan. On sale at GHW.com/shopzone.
"Put this shirt on her before you dump her, just for shits and giggles."
And with that her minions do her bidding, which brings a proud smile from ear to ear on the Queen of Queens. Upon seeing the faint red lights of the departing car in the distance vanishing, the People's Princess proceeds to her own vehicle, where her loyal subjects can be seen fighting each other for the honor of opening the door.
EOT.
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=backstage&thread=14345
Before the highly anticipated Main Event can be announced the camera feed switches to the parking lot area, where GHW's bottom of the barrel interviewer, Malibu, is seen running after the sickly thin frame of GHW's resident Annorexic Annie aka Kahlan Clarkson. The Ladder Queen shows no signs of slowing down as she waves a key contraption in the air to ascertain the location of her rental car. The vehicle lights up in the distance, prompting Pretty K to put more pep in her step.
"Kahlan, wait up, please. I just want to ask you like two questions, that's it."
The Brit Blitz doesn't miss a beat as she gains closer to her car and the liberation that awaits. Out of nowhere though, a thrown egg shatters against her face, instantly engulfing her delicate features and bringing her fast paced walk to a halt. Another egg connects, then another and another until a plethora are slamming into her, covering her with the yellow goo that just doesn't look or feel the same as the usual white gook she's covered with every night. From out of the shadows, like ninjas, come Wolverina's "knights" the "Believers". Malibu may be blond and dumb but has enough common sense to get the heck out of dodge, leaving Kahlan there to fend for herself. The Believers close in on Pretty K fast, encircling her with many sporting pitch forks and torches, as if to lynch a witch. Their actions are clearly in retaliation to the heinous attack perpetrated on their Queen, but Kahlan is more pissed than hurt. She screams and curses at them and wipes some of the stuff off before charging a few of them that block her way to the car. The knights scatter like roaches when the lights come on, despite having the advantage in numbers and weapons.
"Yeah run you little miscreants. And remind your Queen how hollow her so called victory at Total Carnage was. I PINNED MYSELF SHE NEVER DID! SHE STOLE MY TITLE SHOT! SHE STILL HASN'T BEATEN ME! IT ISN'T OVER, AHHHHHHHH!"
The Queen of Ladders gets within a few feet of her car when a flash of gold appears in her perificals, followed by a warm jolt of pain along the left side of her face. Miss Clarkson crumbles to the ground instantly and lies sprawled out in her usual night business position. Wolverina steps into view with the GHW Championship still wrapped in her hands after the direct hit, and stands above her greatest rival, a hand rubbing at her lightly swollen head from the Kahlan swung chair-shot earlier.
"Damn right it's not over between us. It ain't over yet by a long shot."
Much like her nemesis did to her previously in the program, Haven drops on top of her and dominantly pins the smaller's woman hands down against the pavement, while dragging her breasts up Kahlan's tummy and pushing them against the Brit's boy-bewbs teasingly. Wolfie cups the Strife Slayer's chin with a hand and places her lips so close to hers that they could be misconstrued as kissing.
"What was that, Kahlan? I didn't beat you at Total Carnage? You pinned yourself? I still haven't beaten you? Nuh uh. You're not gonna steal my glory! You want that perky little ass kicked again you sick perverted freak? Then by all means... you pick the poison... I'll administer the doses. Any time, any place, any match."
Wolverina gives her a parting kiss on the forehead and a glide of the hand down her cheek, almost lovingly, before standing up.
"Okay Knights, Kahlan is late for her night job. Take her keys, toss her in the trunk, then take her to the nearest street corner and drop her off. Oh and no funny business with her. I don't want any of you catching a STD."
They do as ordered, but right before the couriers speed off Haven snaps her fingers, just now realizing something. She motions to a knight and he brings her the brand new Wolverina t-shirt, titled "BITCH MAKER", which has side by side illustrations of Haven standing dominant over the destroyed bodies of Kahlan and Dominik Santiago, on the front. On the back is the words: "Wolverina: Been bitch making since Total Carnage 2012" coupled with another illustration, this time of Haven in a kitchen with a fresh batch of just baked Dom and kahlan shaped Bitch Cookies in a Total Carnage logo'd pan. On sale at GHW.com/shopzone.
"Put this shirt on her before you dump her, just for shits and giggles."
And with that her minions do her bidding, which brings a proud smile from ear to ear on the Queen of Queens. Upon seeing the faint red lights of the departing car in the distance vanishing, the People's Princess proceeds to her own vehicle, where her loyal subjects can be seen fighting each other for the honor of opening the door.
EOT.
