Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Nov 11, 2012 13:07:17 GMT -5
Thursday night Triumph returns from commercial break.
Colin Jennings: WOW! I am still in awe of what just happened between "The Logging Crew" and "The Legion Etrangere"! Officials are still in the ring scrubbing the blood from the canvas!
"Big Al" Mulligan: That's right Colin. What a slobberknocker! I still can't believe that Cletus...
"Big" Al is interrupted by the sound of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out".
As the line "Boom! Explosion!" plays, fire works start shooting around the entrance ramp. "Vicious" Vince Vegas appears from behind the curtain, clad is his short black wrestling tights and a New York Yankees T-shirt, with "Jeter" and the number "2" on the back. The Boston faithful, filling GHW Arena, immediately react the Vegas's act of sports blasphemy with a chorus of "Boo's" and jeers.
Vince continues his walk down the aisle, with a smug look of self satisfaction on his face, as his entrance music plays.
"I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out!
Vegas walks up the stairs to the ring and enters between the ropes. Someone off camera tosses him a mic. Vince stands in the center of the squared circle and waits for the boo's to stop before he begins. After a matter of seconds, the crowd quiets and Vince begins to speak.
I never thought I would say this, but I am actually happy to be in Boston tonight! Despite all of the loud, obnoxious Irish Catholics I have encountered since landing here last night, I am excited to be here, in a GHW ring.
The fans begin booing again after Vegas's comments. Vince smiles.
Why is Fenway park's monster Green? It's jealous from all the Yankees wins!
The Jeers become so loud, "Vicious" Vince is unable to continue. He laughs as he waits for the crowd to quiet down.
But I digress, it's time to address the issue at hand. GHW management has booked my debut match against, what I am told is a woman. I don't know what kind of mix-up is going on downstairs, but those sideburns must be the reason she's called "Wolverina". The people's prostitute. The wholesome whore. She doesn't deserve to be in the kitchen of the greatest technical Fighty fighty person of all time, let alone the ring.
I'm sorry to disappoint you folks, but I will not degrade myself by wrestling a woman. But, being the man of the people that I am, I'll Fighty fighty person any MALE competition in the back tonight. Come try your luck against "The Vicious One", The greatest techinc...
Vince is interrupted by the sound of "Wolverina's" entrance music.
TBC: Wolverina.
Colin Jennings: WOW! I am still in awe of what just happened between "The Logging Crew" and "The Legion Etrangere"! Officials are still in the ring scrubbing the blood from the canvas!
"Big Al" Mulligan: That's right Colin. What a slobberknocker! I still can't believe that Cletus...
"Big" Al is interrupted by the sound of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out".
As the line "Boom! Explosion!" plays, fire works start shooting around the entrance ramp. "Vicious" Vince Vegas appears from behind the curtain, clad is his short black wrestling tights and a New York Yankees T-shirt, with "Jeter" and the number "2" on the back. The Boston faithful, filling GHW Arena, immediately react the Vegas's act of sports blasphemy with a chorus of "Boo's" and jeers.
Vince continues his walk down the aisle, with a smug look of self satisfaction on his face, as his entrance music plays.
"I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out!
Vegas walks up the stairs to the ring and enters between the ropes. Someone off camera tosses him a mic. Vince stands in the center of the squared circle and waits for the boo's to stop before he begins. After a matter of seconds, the crowd quiets and Vince begins to speak.
I never thought I would say this, but I am actually happy to be in Boston tonight! Despite all of the loud, obnoxious Irish Catholics I have encountered since landing here last night, I am excited to be here, in a GHW ring.
The fans begin booing again after Vegas's comments. Vince smiles.
Why is Fenway park's monster Green? It's jealous from all the Yankees wins!
The Jeers become so loud, "Vicious" Vince is unable to continue. He laughs as he waits for the crowd to quiet down.
But I digress, it's time to address the issue at hand. GHW management has booked my debut match against, what I am told is a woman. I don't know what kind of mix-up is going on downstairs, but those sideburns must be the reason she's called "Wolverina". The people's prostitute. The wholesome whore. She doesn't deserve to be in the kitchen of the greatest technical Fighty fighty person of all time, let alone the ring.
I'm sorry to disappoint you folks, but I will not degrade myself by wrestling a woman. But, being the man of the people that I am, I'll Fighty fighty person any MALE competition in the back tonight. Come try your luck against "The Vicious One", The greatest techinc...
Vince is interrupted by the sound of "Wolverina's" entrance music.
TBC: Wolverina.