Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Mar 24, 2013 22:35:37 GMT -5
Triumph returns from commercial break after the Rorouni/ Milson match.
Welcome back to Triumph Ladies and Gentlemen, for the last time on this two bit network! Next week We'll be airing on a major television spreading GHW to the masses worldwide. We've finally made it folks, You'll be seeing Al Mulligans name in the movies soon enough!
I don't know about you becoming a movie star Al, but the new TV deal is huge for our product, and we hope the worldwide audience enjoys it as much as we do.
That's right Fuzz, but it could not have come in a more controversial time in Glory and Honor Wrestling, as Jaggeroth takes over and controversy over the sexual content ensues after what took place between Wolverina and Dustin Delta in his office last week. Legends, current talent, fans and media alike have weighed in on the incident, arguing that such "smut" may be more suitable for the magazines on the top shelf, rather than in a professional wrestling show. And I cannot disagree.
We've already seen Dustin out here tonight, traumatized and damaged to say the least. Unfortunately leaving AJ Scally unable to compete here tonight and no opponent for Jack Tracks. So We'll move directly onto the next match as Dustin Delta gets a chance to work out some of his frustration on "Vicious" Vince Vegas.
This isn't just any match, It's an Ultimate X match, So Delta had better focus on the match, because these ones can get dangerous.
The camera pans to the ring, where several GHW crewmen work to string up the "X" above the ring. The crowd buzzes with anticipation, moreso for the type of match that is about to be put on than the competitors themselves. Charlie Coors enters the ring wearing a marijuana induced smile; crumbs from his Doritos still evident on his Pink Floyd T-shirt.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The next match is an Ultimate X match! Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds...
He is "The Star of the Show!" ...
LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" Begins playing over the GHW Arena sound system. The bass reverberates throughout the arena, and as the line "Boom! Explosions!" plays fireworks erupt from either side of the steel entrance ramp. Through the sparks and smoke, "Vicious" Vince Vegas appears from behind the curtains hopping on one foot, raising one arm in the air. He is clad in his regular short black wrestling trunks but is wearing a black t-shirt with white lettering on it. As the fireworks show comes to a finish and the smoke dissipates, the camera finally catches a view of the words on the front of Vince's T-shirt.
"Triple D"
As Vince makes several motions, pointing toward the words, There is confusion amongst the GHW commentary team as well as the viewers at home.
"Triple D"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Still standing on the entrance ramp, Vince turns his back to the camera to reveal the back of his shirt, pointing at it with his thumbs.
Dustin
Delta
Deserved it
Vince chuckles loudly as the crowd erupts with anger at Vince's insensitivity to such a serious issue. Vegas smiles at the fans, quite pleased with the reaction he received from the $25 t-shirt he had made at the mall before the show. As Vince makes his way to the ring, he spots a young woman holding a homemade sign over the barrier, "I'll make you feel better Dustin". "Vicious" Vince tears the sign from her hand, rips it into several pieces before discarding onto the floor. The female fan's head bobs back and forth as she begins slinging several insults toward Vince, who simply smiles back and makes a motion as if he were kicking dirt onto the torn bristol board sign.
As The Vicious One finally makes his way into the ring, he grabs the microphone from Coors' hand.
HELLLLO BOSTON!
Vince has to pause, as the crowd greets him with insults, jeers and several one finger salutes. As the crowd reaction dies down, Vince begins to speak again.
Take it easy, it's just a T-shirt! One that will be available at the merchandise table during intermission. Geez, you people are sensitive!
Dustin
Delta
Deserved it.
The words that are on everybody's mind, but nobody has the balls to say it. Time to nut up people. This was not rape. First of all Wolverina is white and all rapists are black, but secondly, and, more importantly, Dustin Delta is a man...well... a boy at least. Men cannot be raped by women, it's just not possible. You can't pitch a tent with sift poles. Dustin wanted it, God, with the way he dresses, he was practically begging for it. That wasn't rape, it was a gift. He should just say thank you, and hope that it happens again before he dies.
If you really want to see Dustn Delta get raped, stay tuned folks, because he's stepping into the ultimate X with "Vicious" Vince Vegas and I'm not going to be as sensual as Wolverina.
Welcome back to Triumph Ladies and Gentlemen, for the last time on this two bit network! Next week We'll be airing on a major television spreading GHW to the masses worldwide. We've finally made it folks, You'll be seeing Al Mulligans name in the movies soon enough!
I don't know about you becoming a movie star Al, but the new TV deal is huge for our product, and we hope the worldwide audience enjoys it as much as we do.
That's right Fuzz, but it could not have come in a more controversial time in Glory and Honor Wrestling, as Jaggeroth takes over and controversy over the sexual content ensues after what took place between Wolverina and Dustin Delta in his office last week. Legends, current talent, fans and media alike have weighed in on the incident, arguing that such "smut" may be more suitable for the magazines on the top shelf, rather than in a professional wrestling show. And I cannot disagree.
We've already seen Dustin out here tonight, traumatized and damaged to say the least. Unfortunately leaving AJ Scally unable to compete here tonight and no opponent for Jack Tracks. So We'll move directly onto the next match as Dustin Delta gets a chance to work out some of his frustration on "Vicious" Vince Vegas.
This isn't just any match, It's an Ultimate X match, So Delta had better focus on the match, because these ones can get dangerous.
The camera pans to the ring, where several GHW crewmen work to string up the "X" above the ring. The crowd buzzes with anticipation, moreso for the type of match that is about to be put on than the competitors themselves. Charlie Coors enters the ring wearing a marijuana induced smile; crumbs from his Doritos still evident on his Pink Floyd T-shirt.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The next match is an Ultimate X match! Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds...
He is "The Star of the Show!" ...
LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" Begins playing over the GHW Arena sound system. The bass reverberates throughout the arena, and as the line "Boom! Explosions!" plays fireworks erupt from either side of the steel entrance ramp. Through the sparks and smoke, "Vicious" Vince Vegas appears from behind the curtains hopping on one foot, raising one arm in the air. He is clad in his regular short black wrestling trunks but is wearing a black t-shirt with white lettering on it. As the fireworks show comes to a finish and the smoke dissipates, the camera finally catches a view of the words on the front of Vince's T-shirt.
"Triple D"
As Vince makes several motions, pointing toward the words, There is confusion amongst the GHW commentary team as well as the viewers at home.
"Triple D"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Still standing on the entrance ramp, Vince turns his back to the camera to reveal the back of his shirt, pointing at it with his thumbs.
Dustin
Delta
Deserved it
Vince chuckles loudly as the crowd erupts with anger at Vince's insensitivity to such a serious issue. Vegas smiles at the fans, quite pleased with the reaction he received from the $25 t-shirt he had made at the mall before the show. As Vince makes his way to the ring, he spots a young woman holding a homemade sign over the barrier, "I'll make you feel better Dustin". "Vicious" Vince tears the sign from her hand, rips it into several pieces before discarding onto the floor. The female fan's head bobs back and forth as she begins slinging several insults toward Vince, who simply smiles back and makes a motion as if he were kicking dirt onto the torn bristol board sign.
As The Vicious One finally makes his way into the ring, he grabs the microphone from Coors' hand.
HELLLLO BOSTON!
Vince has to pause, as the crowd greets him with insults, jeers and several one finger salutes. As the crowd reaction dies down, Vince begins to speak again.
Take it easy, it's just a T-shirt! One that will be available at the merchandise table during intermission. Geez, you people are sensitive!
Dustin
Delta
Deserved it.
The words that are on everybody's mind, but nobody has the balls to say it. Time to nut up people. This was not rape. First of all Wolverina is white and all rapists are black, but secondly, and, more importantly, Dustin Delta is a man...well... a boy at least. Men cannot be raped by women, it's just not possible. You can't pitch a tent with sift poles. Dustin wanted it, God, with the way he dresses, he was practically begging for it. That wasn't rape, it was a gift. He should just say thank you, and hope that it happens again before he dies.
If you really want to see Dustn Delta get raped, stay tuned folks, because he's stepping into the ultimate X with "Vicious" Vince Vegas and I'm not going to be as sensual as Wolverina.