Post by darkness on Feb 20, 2007 9:25:23 GMT -5
As highlights of the Hell In A Cell fade out the scene changes to a well built , young and fit man dressed in the current disco fashion trend walking into a night club. He buys a couple drinks and attempts to pick up a Lady to share his night with. So far all the Ladies he has tried to pick up with his best one liners pass him up like some kind of bad dream and politely tell him no thank you feeling rejected and disappointed in himself he walks off to the mens room to freshen up. While he is in the mens room another male sees him and notices how depressed he looks and strikes up a conversation.
Man 1 : I see your not having much luck with the Ladies tonight?
Man 2 : It doesn't seem to matter what i do , none of them seem to be interested in me.
Man 1 : Well I have something that might help you out.
The man gets handed an Axe Deodorant roll on , and having tried every thing else he decides ok .. and tries the deodorant.Walking out of the mens room feeling refreshed and smelling like roses, he walks back to the bar ordering himself another drink. As soon as he orders a drink a Lady strolls over to him and asks if he would like to dance. Smiling and feeling like his luck is about to change he agrees and soon both are at the dance floor. After a few minutes of dancing to the beat more females take notice of him and before long all of them are dancing in a conga line.
Turning black the scene lights up with a can of Axe Deodorant with a voice over guy saying ...
Voice: For the times when you just can't seem to get a date trust something that always works ... Axe Deodorant .. available now in stores near you.
Jr: Welcome back Ladies and Gentleman to Alamodome San Antonio, Texas home of the Texas Football Classic the kick off of the high school football season in Texas. Please excuse the time we take to kick off the next match after the devastatingly brutal Hell in A Cell match between Skull and Lrey.
Ray:That was one hell of a brutal match Jimmy .. look I can still see blood over there , and there too.{ speaking excitedly after the dangerous match}
Jr: No need to point it out Ray , I bet the people at home can see it as much as the ones lucky enough to sit at ringside , at this one of a kind pay per view.
Cleaners and maintenance staff clean and repair the ring as much as they can while Jr and Ray keep talking and show more highlights of the previous match.
Jr: Sorry about this Ladies and Gentleman complementary drinks and snack vouchers will be passed around as we are now able to get our next match under way.
Ray: Do we get any of those vouchers Jimmy , I'm feeling parched from all the excitement.
Before Jr can answer Metallica - Dirty Window (live studio version) blasts over the speaker system to a chorus of boos from the audience. Bursting thru the curtains after impatiently waiting Rattle snake stands in the center of yellow fireworks wearing black elbow pads , shorts that are half white and half black , black knee pads , black fingerless gloves and black and white wrestling boots.
Strolling out of the fireworks as if he owns the place Rattle Snake pumps his arms one after the other as if punching the air. Slowly walking down the ramp hitting the side of his head psyching himself up amidst the hatred of the fans who are booing and trying there best to express there anger and disparagement of Rattle Snake while exploding pyro erupts around him in an amazing display of yellow and orange flashes of light.
Lizzie: Introducing the first man in our one fall submission match from El Paso, Texas .. standing at 6 feet and 8 inches and weighing in at three hundred and twenty pounds ...
THE TEXASSS .. RATTLEE SNAKEE
Jogging on the spot at the bottom of the ramp as Lizzie introduces him, Rattle Snake runs forward and jumps on the apron grabbing the ropes shaking them wildly as more fireworks go off around the ring. Stepping over the ropes with ease Rattle Snake walks to the middle of the ring raising his arms as a mic is lowered from the ceiling.
Rattler: Tonight .. I'm going to show every one exactly why .. I am Vlad's body guard .. and show EVERY one , NOT to mess with snakes. Cause when you mess with a snake .. you WILL get bitten !!!
Link for moves:
www.gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168272063
TBC by The Destroyer.
Man 1 : I see your not having much luck with the Ladies tonight?
Man 2 : It doesn't seem to matter what i do , none of them seem to be interested in me.
Man 1 : Well I have something that might help you out.
The man gets handed an Axe Deodorant roll on , and having tried every thing else he decides ok .. and tries the deodorant.Walking out of the mens room feeling refreshed and smelling like roses, he walks back to the bar ordering himself another drink. As soon as he orders a drink a Lady strolls over to him and asks if he would like to dance. Smiling and feeling like his luck is about to change he agrees and soon both are at the dance floor. After a few minutes of dancing to the beat more females take notice of him and before long all of them are dancing in a conga line.
Turning black the scene lights up with a can of Axe Deodorant with a voice over guy saying ...
Voice: For the times when you just can't seem to get a date trust something that always works ... Axe Deodorant .. available now in stores near you.
Jr: Welcome back Ladies and Gentleman to Alamodome San Antonio, Texas home of the Texas Football Classic the kick off of the high school football season in Texas. Please excuse the time we take to kick off the next match after the devastatingly brutal Hell in A Cell match between Skull and Lrey.
Ray:That was one hell of a brutal match Jimmy .. look I can still see blood over there , and there too.{ speaking excitedly after the dangerous match}
Jr: No need to point it out Ray , I bet the people at home can see it as much as the ones lucky enough to sit at ringside , at this one of a kind pay per view.
Cleaners and maintenance staff clean and repair the ring as much as they can while Jr and Ray keep talking and show more highlights of the previous match.
Jr: Sorry about this Ladies and Gentleman complementary drinks and snack vouchers will be passed around as we are now able to get our next match under way.
Ray: Do we get any of those vouchers Jimmy , I'm feeling parched from all the excitement.
Before Jr can answer Metallica - Dirty Window (live studio version) blasts over the speaker system to a chorus of boos from the audience. Bursting thru the curtains after impatiently waiting Rattle snake stands in the center of yellow fireworks wearing black elbow pads , shorts that are half white and half black , black knee pads , black fingerless gloves and black and white wrestling boots.
Strolling out of the fireworks as if he owns the place Rattle Snake pumps his arms one after the other as if punching the air. Slowly walking down the ramp hitting the side of his head psyching himself up amidst the hatred of the fans who are booing and trying there best to express there anger and disparagement of Rattle Snake while exploding pyro erupts around him in an amazing display of yellow and orange flashes of light.
Lizzie: Introducing the first man in our one fall submission match from El Paso, Texas .. standing at 6 feet and 8 inches and weighing in at three hundred and twenty pounds ...
THE TEXASSS .. RATTLEE SNAKEE
Jogging on the spot at the bottom of the ramp as Lizzie introduces him, Rattle Snake runs forward and jumps on the apron grabbing the ropes shaking them wildly as more fireworks go off around the ring. Stepping over the ropes with ease Rattle Snake walks to the middle of the ring raising his arms as a mic is lowered from the ceiling.
Rattler: Tonight .. I'm going to show every one exactly why .. I am Vlad's body guard .. and show EVERY one , NOT to mess with snakes. Cause when you mess with a snake .. you WILL get bitten !!!
Link for moves:
www.gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168272063
TBC by The Destroyer.