Skull
Junior division
Posts: 21
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Team UK
Mar 22, 2007 15:43:07 GMT -5
Post by Skull on Mar 22, 2007 15:43:07 GMT -5
Skull is backstage with a camera and his minions the DS, one of which is holding the camera. All around him are classic British props such as a red phone box, a black taxi, a Victorian street lamp, a nodding Churchill dog and a Union Jack hung on the wall. God Save The Queen by Sex Pistols can be heard in the background.
Skull: Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen. It seems there is war. A war of epic proportions. America, Canada, Europe, the Pacific and even donut land have already started their recruiting drives but the UK are one of the last to take action. To be honest we couldn't be bothered to get off our lazy arse's. The UK: The birthplace of Punk, The birthplace of wrestling, the birthplace of America. I've never really been patriotic, but as Winston Churchill once said.... er.... line? Well whatever he said it was something meaningful and inspiring. Britons! We are being called. It's time for Anarchy to rise again.
Guv'nor I accept.
For Queen and Country!
OOC: same sign up sheet as all the other ones. I don't wanna be team captain btw but no one else was doing one so i thought I'd start it. -------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Skull From: Braintree, Essex, England League: PWO
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Skull
Junior division
Posts: 21
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Team UK
Mar 23, 2007 14:19:03 GMT -5
Post by Skull on Mar 23, 2007 14:19:03 GMT -5
so ... like ... Is anyone else planning on signing up? Any time this century will do. I'm not standing here for the good of my health.
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 4:57:30 GMT -5
Post by dmd on Mar 28, 2007 4:57:30 GMT -5
A familiar figure enters the camera as the fans cheer its DMD. DMD is wearing a white tank top, rolex watch, blue jeans and trainers he holds a cooler of beer in one hand. DMD looks at Skull and then the minions for a second who are slightly startled at the veterans presence. DMD cracks open a can of Carling beer and then swigs on it as the minions and Skull look on. DMD wipes his mouth before he begins to talk............
"Finally.........." Dan pauses as the fans echo.
"Danger has arrived!" Fans cheer!
"A war huh?".......DMD pauses looks around at the set and the British props.
"All i keep hearing about backstage is World Wars...You know that Winston Churchill once said 'all great things are simple and can be expressed in singlewords......'DMD pauses
"Words like valour, honour, and Mercy. You wanna see DMD represent his beloved UK. A country steriotyped by a royal family where they think we sip tea and eat scones at brunch! Well i can tell you this underestimate UK at your peril! You may think that its all about marie poppins and the artful dodger but look deeper and you will see that there is a more Dangerous side. A side that is dark, twisted and unstable a side that would fight on the beeches, a side that would fight on the landing grounds, in the fields on the hills, and in the streets! DMD is proud to be English and i will represent this country even if it means its just a one man team i will do it!"
DMD turns to Skull.
"Count me in! Im having a drink!
DMD swigs on the rest of the can and then cracks open another waiting for another uk competitor.
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 6:52:04 GMT -5
Post by Desperado on Mar 28, 2007 6:52:04 GMT -5
Desperado emerges from the shadows, he is wearing a hooded black top with matching gloves and a tracky with the bottom covered by his socks. He removes his hood and revealing a determined face with a hint of pride in his eyes.
He stands beside DMD and Skull to adress the fans.
"Many of you may not know me yet as I have recently joined GHW. Most of you probably thought I was American. Well let me surprise you all. Although My mother was American and I left my parents a long while ago, my father however was born in Leeds, England. That is where my roots lie. I am English and I will help you Represent the country in which I am originally from."
"I am not doing this cause I am particularly fond in competing as I have my own feuds to take care of. However, the thought of not having a complete British team was on the back of my mind. This is what made me decide to join you in competing against the rest of the world and proving that England produces the best Fighty fighty persons in the whole world."
Just as it seems Desperado has had enough to say, he takes the mic to his mouth to utter the most powerful words in the history of Britain.
"By the way, ... Long live the Queen!"
The fans cheer at the newest member of team UK.
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 9:00:37 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 28, 2007 9:00:37 GMT -5
Wreckingball (from offstage): Hey...........was that the sound of a beer can?
Wreckingball walks into focus.....and grins.
Wreckingball: Thank you for that history lesson......well, let me add something to it. In the first World War....the Americans entered in 1917. In the second World War....the Americans entered in 1942. Both times, the United Kingdom fought all comers, to a standstill...with far, far fewer numbers. The United States may CALL themselves the Land of the Free...but truly, the United Kingdom is the land of the brave.
Desperado: Let me guess. Team Donut turned you down.
Wreckingball: Maybe. I had to choose...my country or my calories. Because I could hear beer cans opening down the corridor...I thought to myself, why not do both? Skull, Desperado and Dangerman- I would be honoured to fight for my home country. But only if Dangerman gives me some beer first.
TBC?
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 11:05:57 GMT -5
Post by Desperado on Mar 28, 2007 11:05:57 GMT -5
Desperado looks at the other three members of Team UK. He looks at the ever so great, Dangerous Man Dan. One of the greatest british born talents to step in the GHW ring. He has charisma, technique and would make any other Fighty fighty person jealous of his reputation and position in the GHW. One who can represent Britain in the General league.
Skull, a true british soldier who would give all he has to make his country and his queen proud although he doesn't know much about the history as Human Wreckinball does.
Human Wreckingball who is the legend of GHW and also happens to be british. He has talent that can burn a whole through the rest of the roster and can take team UK to the next level and prove that team UK are the best.
Desperado looks at himself but cannot seem to find any history about himself. How can he, Desperado help his team to become the best in the world. Better than team Europe, better than team Latin, better than team Aztec or Netherelands and even better the mighty teams of USA and Canada. What was his strength.
He looks deep down inside himself and finds love. Love for his country.
He searches again, this time to find Courage. Courage that makes him ready to put his body on the line to earn some respect for his nation.
And finally he finds Determination. Determination to prove the talent of his team to the world.
Desperado: "I am glad you decided to join us Wreckingball and you can have as much of the british beer we have, I mean it represents who we are."
The smile fades away from Desperado's face and a look of seriousness spreads across his forehead.
"We have the foundations to a very strong squad. One that can take on all the other teams in the world and be the one standing once the dust has cleared and the war is over."
Desperado looks at the focused eyes of each of his fellow team mates.
"Each and every single one of us must stand united when we enter this war. This is the war where the UK will make their stand. I believe we have what it takes to be the best, ... and I am sure if we work as a unit, ... we will beat the rest. Together we will fight for Great Britain and make her proud."
The fans are in uproar at hearing Desperado's touching words and start screaming the words, "Team UK, Team UK."
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 11:38:10 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 28, 2007 11:38:10 GMT -5
Wreckingball looks down, with a sense of shame...
Wreckingball (quietly...): Thank you. I was going to give all of this away. All of it....for eight hundred ****ing calories of doughnut. Sell out my past, my history....everything that made me the person I am....just for Zantazm's baked treats.
Wreckingball grins....
Wreckingball: When I think of "Typical Americans".....I think of Homer Simpson. The man who sold his eternal soul for a doughnut. I almost did that today.....but I didn't. Instead, I'm overjoyed to fight for the honour of my country, and my team mates.
Wreckingball (to the rest of Team UK): Thank you for allowing me to fight for my country's honour. I have only been here at GHW for three months...and each of my team mates are far more experienced than I am. England expects that every man should do his duty....and you know I will.
Wreckingball grins into the camera.
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 16:55:21 GMT -5
Post by dmd on Mar 28, 2007 16:55:21 GMT -5
ooc um im not dyna mike duncan Im dangerous man dan!
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Team UK
Mar 28, 2007 19:57:49 GMT -5
Post by Tommy Musashi on Mar 28, 2007 19:57:49 GMT -5
ooc: oh man.. you don't want to make that mistake. Danger gets mad when that happens.
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Team UK
Mar 29, 2007 1:10:50 GMT -5
Post by Desperado on Mar 29, 2007 1:10:50 GMT -5
OOC: Oops sorry about that, Ill change that now. Its just that I'm used to DMD being Dyna mike duncan. lol.
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Post by dmpunk on Apr 6, 2007 7:17:31 GMT -5
ooc:is there room for me
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Team UK
Apr 6, 2007 12:38:28 GMT -5
Post by Desperado on Apr 6, 2007 12:38:28 GMT -5
I guess so since we have skull, DMD, HW, and I (Desperado/ Y2000j) as long as your not a colonel
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Team UK
Apr 6, 2007 14:51:10 GMT -5
Post by stephen on Apr 6, 2007 14:51:10 GMT -5
Stevie Rock walks up to Wreckingball and slaps him round the face
Stevie-come on man get a grip all you need to do is just say the three words i am in not make some lame asses speech. I'm in by the way
Stevie Rock looks at skull
Stevie-Rock Skull in team UK now that sounds good and by the way it is about time i got off my ass and did something in this fed
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Skull
Junior division
Posts: 21
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Team UK
Apr 6, 2007 15:28:11 GMT -5
Post by Skull on Apr 6, 2007 15:28:11 GMT -5
Skull: Ah, Stevie. Let me guess... the repo men came round? If you wanna keep that new car then you'll have to wrestle like the rest of us. But... with Stevie's return my DS have told me that Zantazm has us booked to face you Wreckingball and your partner Rambo. So I don't think I'll make Stevie apologize for that slap. And don't worry DMD, Desperado, Punk. I won't let this come between us. I'm just a very competitive person, and we all know about Stevie's attitude problem.
Skull and Stevie exit the room leaving the other 4 members of team UK with very worried looks on their faces.
(ooc: just adding a bit of heat)
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