Post by KingBear/Brett Steel on Aug 26, 2007 19:01:29 GMT -5
JP: Wow what an amazing night we've had so far! We've watched Jake Diamond and Hyperion rip eachother to pieces. We've watched GHW vs SWF unfold when Emblem and Ricky Rodriguez met in the ring. We saw more of the SWF, GHW feud with the COD. TPK and Cosmos had an amazing match in that 'Dome of Doom' and the Dark Triple Threat threw off the crowd.
Ray: AND NOW WE GET TO WATCH BIG SEXY versus that stupid Pyro. I'm so excited! This is going to be a long and brutal match. 60 whole minutes of watching Big Sexy toss that punk around the ring.
JP: This is going to be one hell of a match and it's not even the main event! I cant wait for the rest of this PPV to finish!
Before Ray can say anything 'Who are you?' by The Who begins playing over the PA and the arena darkens. At this sign of life the arena explodes in cheers for one of their 'heroes' of GHW, chants of 'GHW! GHW! GHW!' echo around the arena. The lights begin to flicker and a large figure is seen standing on the stage. "I REALLY WANNA KNOW!" And the stage explodes in a shower of purple and green pyros. KingBear walks through the wall of sparks and the lights return to normal as he walks down the ramp, instead of his normal wrestling attire he's wearing a GHW T-Shirt.
KingBear pauses and holds a mic up to his lips, "HELLO WASHINGTON!!!! It's SO GREAT to be able to perform for you wonderful people again! DO YOU WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME SWF ASS?!" KingBear yells into the mic and the crowd responds with a resounding 'YES!!!!!!'.
"I would like to thank GHWs Video Team as well as Vladimir Strife for what I'm about to show you." KingBear turns and points to the titantron. The titantron flickers to life at this signal with a scene from an old GHW Movie Parody Commercial.
It goes to scenes of action, then comes up to a scene with a man standing in front of a big hole, surrounded by people. "THIS IS MADNESS!" He yells out as Kingbear steps forward from the crowd.
"THIS IS G-H-DUBYA!!!!!" Kingbear bellows out and slams his foot into the man's chest, knocking him back into the hole. As KingBear says this, the crowd screams along with him. KingBear grins lightly as the camera focuses back on him. "Thats right, THIS is G-H-DUBYA! And PYRO is the next man to be knocked into that hole of pain!" The crowd goes insane and chants of 'GHW! GHW! GHW!' start up again.
KingBear laughs lightly to himself and signals to the back as a large group of people come out from the backstage area with boxes. "These staff members for GHW have all been given boxes full of GHW T-Shirts signed by myself and Vladimir Strife. And they've been given a route to take through the arena to make sure every fan gets a T-Shirt. And guess what folks. I PAID FOR EVERYTHING!" KingBear grins as the fans go insane when the staff members climb the barriers and begin their routes. KingBear then tosses the mic to a ring attendant before walking over to the apron and jumping up with ease. He then climbs over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring before throwing his hands in the air with another chorus of cheers.
The camera pans the arena catching sights of signs that the fans are holding. Some say "Kill SWF" or "GHW is #1" and others refer to the match in particular saying "KingBear will set Pyro straight!" and "This one is for Lizzie." Lizzie walks to the center of the ring with KB and KB smiles and gives her a hug before lifting her hand into the air, she laughs lightly before bringing the mic to her lips.
Lizzie Morna: "This Pre-Main Event match is a 60 Minute Iron Man match. The man in the ring with me currently is the GM of Revelations as well as part owner of GHW. He has no need for me to introduce him because everyone knows who he is whether they like him or not. He's fighting for GHW against the imposing SWF members. And he's bringing Sexy Back to the big people. He is the one, the only, Kiiiiiiiiing BEAR!!!! Weighing in at a massive 369lbs and standing 6 feet 10 inches tall!"
JP: Ray, that was beautiful, KingBear has truely become a man of GHW and a man to love. Uhm... In a manly way...
Ray: It's ok, JP I know what you're trying to say.
TBCB Pyro
Ray: AND NOW WE GET TO WATCH BIG SEXY versus that stupid Pyro. I'm so excited! This is going to be a long and brutal match. 60 whole minutes of watching Big Sexy toss that punk around the ring.
JP: This is going to be one hell of a match and it's not even the main event! I cant wait for the rest of this PPV to finish!
Before Ray can say anything 'Who are you?' by The Who begins playing over the PA and the arena darkens. At this sign of life the arena explodes in cheers for one of their 'heroes' of GHW, chants of 'GHW! GHW! GHW!' echo around the arena. The lights begin to flicker and a large figure is seen standing on the stage. "I REALLY WANNA KNOW!" And the stage explodes in a shower of purple and green pyros. KingBear walks through the wall of sparks and the lights return to normal as he walks down the ramp, instead of his normal wrestling attire he's wearing a GHW T-Shirt.
KingBear pauses and holds a mic up to his lips, "HELLO WASHINGTON!!!! It's SO GREAT to be able to perform for you wonderful people again! DO YOU WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME SWF ASS?!" KingBear yells into the mic and the crowd responds with a resounding 'YES!!!!!!'.
"I would like to thank GHWs Video Team as well as Vladimir Strife for what I'm about to show you." KingBear turns and points to the titantron. The titantron flickers to life at this signal with a scene from an old GHW Movie Parody Commercial.
It goes to scenes of action, then comes up to a scene with a man standing in front of a big hole, surrounded by people. "THIS IS MADNESS!" He yells out as Kingbear steps forward from the crowd.
"THIS IS G-H-DUBYA!!!!!" Kingbear bellows out and slams his foot into the man's chest, knocking him back into the hole. As KingBear says this, the crowd screams along with him. KingBear grins lightly as the camera focuses back on him. "Thats right, THIS is G-H-DUBYA! And PYRO is the next man to be knocked into that hole of pain!" The crowd goes insane and chants of 'GHW! GHW! GHW!' start up again.
KingBear laughs lightly to himself and signals to the back as a large group of people come out from the backstage area with boxes. "These staff members for GHW have all been given boxes full of GHW T-Shirts signed by myself and Vladimir Strife. And they've been given a route to take through the arena to make sure every fan gets a T-Shirt. And guess what folks. I PAID FOR EVERYTHING!" KingBear grins as the fans go insane when the staff members climb the barriers and begin their routes. KingBear then tosses the mic to a ring attendant before walking over to the apron and jumping up with ease. He then climbs over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring before throwing his hands in the air with another chorus of cheers.
The camera pans the arena catching sights of signs that the fans are holding. Some say "Kill SWF" or "GHW is #1" and others refer to the match in particular saying "KingBear will set Pyro straight!" and "This one is for Lizzie." Lizzie walks to the center of the ring with KB and KB smiles and gives her a hug before lifting her hand into the air, she laughs lightly before bringing the mic to her lips.
Lizzie Morna: "This Pre-Main Event match is a 60 Minute Iron Man match. The man in the ring with me currently is the GM of Revelations as well as part owner of GHW. He has no need for me to introduce him because everyone knows who he is whether they like him or not. He's fighting for GHW against the imposing SWF members. And he's bringing Sexy Back to the big people. He is the one, the only, Kiiiiiiiiing BEAR!!!! Weighing in at a massive 369lbs and standing 6 feet 10 inches tall!"
JP: Ray, that was beautiful, KingBear has truely become a man of GHW and a man to love. Uhm... In a manly way...
Ray: It's ok, JP I know what you're trying to say.
TBCB Pyro
