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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 19, 2007 15:18:48 GMT -5
gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168195494 Jake gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1167252111 Hawkeye gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168377056 Alex gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168376337Soundlab -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JP: Well ladies and gentlemen here we go with tonights main event and this is set to be even better then last months electric pool match. Team Diamond vs Team Wreckingball. I think even after this match things are not going to be settled between either team. Ray what do you think about this the final match of what has to be considered the greatest PPV in GHW history.Ray: JP, I am afraid....and not for me but for the people that are partaking in this what is going to be brutal and possibly career ending match. Plus not to mention I don't know what all the sexy Fighty fighty persons bodies are going to look like after this match.Lizzie: Ladies and Gentleman this is your main event and its scheduled till only one team is left standing. Introducing first at a combined weight of 801 lbs Team Diamond!!!!!!!!!!! The arena darkens as Amphoris Black Winter Day begins to play through the arena a cold chill is felt as smoke rolls out from the entrance way. Fireworks in the Red White and Blue shoot down the rampway in the shape of an X and at the bottom they stop and then come back up in the shape of an X where they then explode and an American flag with diamonds is seen appearing above the stage. Jake Diamond comes up through the entrance way as Hawkeye, Alex, and Soundlab walk out through the smoke in the entrance way, all but soundlab playing to the crowd as the beat for Chickin hunting is mixed in with Black Winter day. Team Diamond makes there way down the rampway as the crowd boos and cheers The American Flag with Diamonds continues to wave above the entrance way. All four members get into the ring Hawkeye showing off both his belts as Jake shows off his title, all four members then come together removing there entrance attire and waiting for Team Wreckingball to get into the ring. JP: I so can't wait for this match to tip off...You can cut the tension with a knife.Ray: Oh man JP, This is making my body tingle in a good way.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 19, 2007 16:27:29 GMT -5
gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1172863380- Rhaps. gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1167818765- The Disciple. gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1167745760- Wreckingball. gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1166739236- Skorpio. WARNING: Drama lies ahead. (Continued from Hawkeye) JP: Can you please stop it? No-one cares about you tingling. Ray: Where are they! I want to see body fluids! JP: You see them every night. Time passes, and the members of Team Diamond look more irate......Jake begins yelling into the crowd. Jake: Get the **** out here, you ****ing asshats! What are you....cowards? The rest of the Coven stand there, agitated and annoyed. Suddenly....the arena lights go off, and the Titantron shows a waving green line....a sound wave that changes in response to the voice. A highly sardonic and amused voice: We're not cowards at all. We're just enjoying your mild discomfiture. In fact.....we could wait back here all night and not forfeit the match, because we both know that the referees are not going to step out here until both teams are in the ring. Or had you forgotten that? It wouldn't surprise me at all. Anyways, I think you should relax. After all, this is the last time any of you will be fighting for a good while, I know three of you took a bad beating recently, and we were just working out how to capitalise on it....we are going to rub salt in the wounds both literally and figuratively....I mean, we all know what you keep under the ring, don't we Mr. Diamond? JP: Well, I know it's good to mind-**** your opponent but this is going too far. I would quite like to see this match begin. Voice: Don't worry Mr. Pate. There's still an hour until the end of Total Carnage...that's more than enough time for the nastiest match in GHW's history. You see...we are not any normal four man team. If you'd bothered to watch our rather artistic promos, you would see that we are the one..... Hawkeye: But we're, pound for pound, the best cruiserweights in the business! Voice: Shut up, stupid little man. You're forgetting three of us aren't cruiserweights. And our fourth member is Rhaps...who, to be honest...could turn any one of you into tenderised cruiserweight-burger any day of the week. You might be, pound for pound, the most arrogant f*cks in the business...(voice gets louder)...But we are Team Wreckingball! (The crowd begin cheering very wildly....)...And you f*ckheads are scheduled for demolition! (The crowd begin cheering rhythmically...) All throughout Wreckingball's speech, however, more stage fog had been pumping out of the sides of the ring...and creeping up to the top of the entrance ramp. Red, orange and yellow stagelights begin sweeping around the arena, as the introduction to "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragon Force begins to play deafeningly loudly. As soon as the lyrics begin.....a series of violent pyrotechnic explosions are set off along the entrance ramp...finishing in four enormous jets of red smoke and orange pyrotechnic flames from all four turnbuckles. One final explosion at the top of the entrance ramp...finishing in an arch of falling beautiful, red, orange, yellow and white sparks...and out of the sparks steps Wreckingball, flanked by Rhaps, Skorpio and Disciple. They stand, soaking up the crowds approval! Crowd: Team Wreckingball! Team Wreckingball! JP: At last.....weighing in at a colossal one thousand seventy one pounds.......Team Wreckingball! Ray: They need to go on a diet! Look at them.....I mean, Disciple's huge....and Wreckingball could stand to lose a few as well. JP: I thought you liked them big... Ray: Not that f*cking big! Wreckingball steps forward, and speaks: I'm sure you admired our promos....well tonight, we bring the volcano to you. And we're f*cking charging for delivery!....(quietly)...wait, can I say that on air...? The arena lights turn back on........but only red, orange and yellow lights, showing Team Wreckingball standing, knee-deep, in a sea of red-lit mist...and at irregular intervals, random red or yellow pyrotechnic explosions erupt from under the mist, trailing sparks. JP: Okay...well he's got an attitude tonight.... The crowd cheer louder, as Team Wreckingball walk down the entrance ramp, shaking hands with the fans, signing autographs, posing for photographs. Wreckingball and Rhaps are cracking jokes with the fans, and Skorpio's saying a few words to them as well...whereas the Disciple simply nods to acknowledge them. Team Wreckingball reach the bottom of the ramp, and slowly climb into the opposite side of the ring to Team Diamond, and begin talking quietly to each other....as they await their referees for the match... JP: They look so confident..... Ray: So do I......because one of the loser's going home with me! JP: In your dreams. This really is impressive though.... TBC
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 19, 2007 16:49:08 GMT -5
Crazy Boy signals for the bell and the referee on the outside of the cell locks the door with three separate chains and locks. Another official turns on the huge batteries sending the electric currents through two of the cell walls. The two teams wait in the opposing corners of the ring, anxious to start, but Jake calls on Wreckingball and they slowly approach each other to the center of the ring. Wreckingball goes for a tie up, but Jake responds with a heavy and stiff slap to the face of HW, making him tilt sideways and grab onto his cheek as Jake continues to stare seriously at Wreckingball. HW turns back to Jake, and slaps him back, but Jake quickly responds with a tackle to Wreckingball and they begin to trade positions mounting and exchange blows back and forth, erupting a larger brawl as the two teams rush each other. Vladimir stands back in a corner, enjoying the bar like brawl, as Crazy Boy and another referee inside the cell attempt to restore order. JP: Jake Diamond and Human Wreckingball really hate each other, and I doubt even after this match that they will head their own separate ways...Ray: Quiet Jimmy, your ruining this beautiful moment of all of these sexy men just going at it in one big orgy!JP: Why couldn't I have somebody like Jerry Lawler as a color commentator...As the 3-man brawl continues in the ring, Jake and Human Wreckingball have already rolled to the outside onto the mat. Wreckingball gets up to his feet firs, but is dropped back down to two knees from a Low Blow by Jake. He immediately attempts a Diamond Cutter, but gets pushed to the ground. As he gets up Wreckingball sticks Jake's head between his legs and hooks both of the arms, but Jake breaks out of it and pulls out HW's legs and launches him into the barbed wire cage wall with a Catapult. Meanwhile, the rest of Team Wreckingball gets the advantage over The Coven by simple brute force until "The Future" climbs back into the ring... and gets leveled out with a huge Clothesline by Gnarfflinger. The minor distraction works as Hawkeye uses a Legsweep to drop the butcher. With the numbers game in effect, Team Diamond begins to lay the beat-down on Gnarff, Rhaps and Skorpio. JP: One thing is wrong with this picture everybody... where on earth is Disciple?Ray: One less ugly person Jimmy, who cares? Ha ha look at Human Wreckingball, he's bleeding already...JP: The Chamber of Death is proving well for The Coven right now... but still... where is Disciple?In the ring, soundlab and Jake double team on Gnarfflinger while Hawkeye and Alex Stall separately beat down upon Rhaps and Skorpio. Soundlab and Jake raise Gnarff up to his feet and drive him back onto the top of his head with a double DDT. Soundlab starts to walk toward the other action, but Jake points to the top turnbuckle and whispers something in Soundlab's ear, which he agrees to. Jake grabs onto The Butcher's legs and lifts them while soundlab goes up to the top turnbuckle, then Jake applies the Sharpshooter on the crazy beast of a man. Human Wreckingball comes from no where and pushes soundlab off of the top turnbuckle into the ring below, forcing Jake to release the submission. "The Future" hurriedly heads at Wreckingball, but HW gives a quick shoulder to the gut through the middle rope and slingshots himself over the top rope for a Sunset Flip on Jake. JP: 1... 2... 3... Jake is pinned! Wait why isn't the bell sounding off? Vladimir you son of a bitch, Jake Diamond's hands were nowhere near the ropes!Ray: Oh Jimmy, Jake's proverbial hand was on the ropes...JP: Would you like me to shove my non-proverbial foot up your non-proverbial ass?Ray: I thought you'd never ask JP!Jimmy Pate moves his chair further away from Ray White as the action inside the ring goes on. Hawkeye and Alex Stall clear the house as they hit a clean tandem Dropkick on Human Wreckingball, but Gnarfflinger gets back to his feet. Hawkeye turns around only to be met with a headbutt by Gnarfflinger, as is the same fate for Alex Stall. Jake Diamond waits behind Gnarfflinger signaling for a Diamond Cutter, but is delivered a Spear and Clothesline combination by Rhaps and Skorpio. Skorpio, Rhaps, and Gnarfflinger start dealing stiff looking punches and kicks onto Stall and Hawkeye, when soundlab comes to the rescue. Soundlab grabs onto Skorpio's shoulder to turn him around, but is planted onto his backside with a Diving Shoulder Block by Human Wreckingball. JP: Who would have thought that the underdog team got the advantage over the ever experienced "Coven" and especially when their team captain is already a bloody mess!Ray: But it's not fair Jimmy! The Coven is already much more hurt coming into this match than Team Wreckingball was!(((OOC: TBCB . I am so the best one armed typer with the other in a cast )))
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Mar 19, 2007 17:53:54 GMT -5
((HW, Disciple informed me that he can't do his match this week, that's why he's been switched to a guest enforcer as Crazy Boy instead, so he doesn't have to do anything. Gnarfflinger is replacing him in the match))
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 19, 2007 21:52:17 GMT -5
As the chaos continues in the ring, Hawkeye finds away to sit in the corner and rest a bit as Soundlab drops Gnarffinger with a vicious neckbreaker, HW levels Jake, who gets leveled by Alex who pulls a beautiful second rope springboard butterfly kick, Alex though gets back dropped by Rhaps. Hawkeye unties the top turnbuckle exposing the steel, then quickly grabs Skorpio whipping him into the exposed steel turnbuckle. Rhaps throws a punch but Hawkeye ducks under and hits a back heel kick sending Rhaps forward but Rhaps stops short of the eletricifried cage causing the crowd to go oooooooo. Hawkeye charges at Rhaps who grabs Hawkeye and using his own motion throws him towards Skorpio who picks up Hawkeye but Hawkeye slides around and around and ends up hitting a hurricanranna on Skorpio.
Jake slowly gets up and locks up with HW, as ALex and Rhaps end up locking up, Soundlab is duking it out with Gnarffinger, Hawkeye calls Skorpio names as he slaps him in the face.
JP: Look at Hawkeye showing disrespect to Skorpio with those slaps to the face and name calling. Wow that was vicious Gnarffinger just kicked Soundlab and then threw him down by the back of his head.
Ray: thats a hell of a head job by Gnarffinger. Oh my god what is Vlad smiling about. Oh no look at that Jake has HW's face just mere inches from the electrified cage, listen to that crowd cheering Jake's name.
Alex hits a standing dropkick on Rhaps and quickly runs over to where Hawkeye is climbing up on the top rope. Hawkeye grins and Alex comes off the top rope with a swanton Hawkeye springboards off and hits a moonsault and goes to make the cover, but Skorpio kicks out at two. Alex slides out of the ring and lifts up the apron finding a table which he sets up. Hawkeye is beating on Skorpio as Rhaps comes over and breaks up that action grabbing Hawkeye and punching him several times and then hitting a DDT. Alex jumps on the apron and then the top rope and as Rhaps turns around Alex jumps off and is caught by Rhaps who drops Alex to the mat with a powerbomb. Gnarffinger and Rhaps stand in the ring as the crowd cheers at both men standing in the ring and somehow Jake is now just inches from tasting the electrical cage.
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 19, 2007 22:50:26 GMT -5
Skorpio is helped to his feet, while Alex, Soundlab and Hawkeye slide in under the bottom rope.
Alex pairs off with Rhaps, Suondlab grabs off with Skorpio, while Hawkeye and Gnarfflinger pair up. The Butcher whips Hawkeye into the corner where the steel is exposed, then spears him into the corner. The Btucher applies a wrist lock, hops over the top rope and using the momentum gained by going from the apron to the floor to launch Hawkeye into the Barbed Wire!
JP: We wondered how long before the Butcher drew someone's blood...
Ray, And poor Hawkeye is his first victim...
Meanwhile, Jake places an elbow into the nuts of Human Wrecking ball. The two continue to brawl, while the crowd is split on who should go into the electrified side.
Soundlab attempts a piledriver or a powerbomb, but Rhaps hits a clothesline to break it up. The two find their way to the floor. Rhaps ducks a right hand while Soundlab punches the electrified side of the cage!
Alex is left alone in the ring with Skorpio. Alex goes for a sleeper hold. Skorpio looks like he's starting to fade, but he lands an elbow to the groin of Alex Stall.
JP: This match is getting chaotic, and now the stakes are going to be raised!
Ray: This is going to get uglier, Gnarffligner is looking under the ring...
Gnarfflinger retrieves a Frying pan. Hawkeye is on the concrete, bleeding from the back. He's on all fours, and Gnarfflinger slams him three times with the Frying pan. He sees Jake and Wrecking ball grappling. Wrecking ball sees the Butcher open, and after a knee to the gut on Jakelifts him with a bear hug near the corner. The Butcher gets a running start, using the steps for extra height, delivers a decapitator to Jake, causing both of them to hit the electric side of the cage!
Crowd: *Holy Shit chant*
JP: The Butcher put his body at risk to harm Jake Diamond!
Ray: If Jake didn't know who Gnarfflinger the Butcher is, he sure knows now!
Human Wrecking ball sees Skorpio sighting off Alex Stall. Human Wrecking ball comes in and aids Skorpio. The Tandem hit a double Suplex then a double elbow drop. Seeing this, Rhaps throws Soundlab into the ring. The three members of Team Wrecking ball set up for a double German suplex with a neckbreaker!
JP: The Teamwork of Team Wreckingball is turning the tide of this match!
Ray, and with the exception of the Butcher, they're so handsome...
JP: Just when I thought I had a real Broadcast partner for this main event...
TBC: Anyone...
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 20, 2007 0:11:15 GMT -5
Skorpio then looks around then signals for wreckingball to pick up jake and hold him in a master lock.
wreckingball does so. Suddenly skorpio runs and springboards off of the top rope then hits a missile drop kick onto the chest of Jake. Skorpio then gets up only to be met by a spear from alex into the barbes wire part. Skorpio falls to the ground as Hawkeye battles it out with the butcher. Rhaps then tries to hit a belly flop onto soundlab but soundlab puts up his knees and rhaps lands on a hard and painfull knee.
Skorpio then gets up and clothesline alex then goes for a catapult onto the electric side but Jake hits a diamond cutter onto him. Skorpio falls to the ground Jake then looks under the ring. Suddenly jake finds something perculiar. Jake picks it out only to find scorpions. Jake then gasps and tips the bucket over skorpio.
The scorpions just run on him then skorpio wakes up sees the scorpions then says charge. The scorpions look at him then race at his head but then they jump off of his head onto alex and jake. Wreckingball looks then walks over and helps Skorpio up.
Skorpio thanks wreckingball.
Wreckingball:So you actually did bring scorpions. it also seems you have trained them.
Skorpio:What you thought i was joking, but umm heres the deal i only tained them to protect and not harm, well sorry to say this bt, me.
JP: What scorpions, also scorpions that only harm everyone but skorpio and they protect skorpio.
Ray: A natural born leader.
skorpio then looks under and finds a sledgehammer. He goes to use it on Jake but gets a knee in the gut from soundlab.
OOC: Can we use weapons.
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 20, 2007 0:45:15 GMT -5
(ooc: Let me check the rules of this match, Barbed wire fencing check, electrified cage check, gnarffs frying pan, check, yep weapons are legal)
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 20, 2007 0:54:47 GMT -5
rotfl rotflmao rotflmfao lmao lol
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 20, 2007 3:22:18 GMT -5
ok heres the deal please people me and hawkeye are having a feud so can you say we attack each other a lot.
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Post by soundlab on Mar 20, 2007 8:00:46 GMT -5
As skorpio doubles up Soundlab drops to his knees and starts to pull weapons from under the ring finally settling on a barb wire chair. Soundlab grabs skorpio by the hair and places the chair on the floor setting up for a DDT.
AS SL signals for the DDT, The butcher connects his frying pan into Soundlabs face knocking him back onto the barb-wire cover chair. The Butcher turns to find his next victim as Hawkeye flys from the top rope sending gnarff crashing to the outside of the ring.
Hawkeye rolls the bloody Soundlab of the chair and picks it up setting his sights skorpio who has made it to one knee. Hawk springs off the ropes placing the chair at his feet in one fluid motion for a dropkick to the face. skorpio has this scouted and rolls out of the way sending Hawk skidding to the outside and into the back of HW, Wreakingball and Jake are both hurled into the electric fence and scream in agony.
skorpio looks on horrified as he turns around he is met by a double kick to the mid section by Alex and SL. Soudlab whispers to Alex and both men start to tie up skorpio to the ropes. AS Alex finishes securing him a petrol engine is herd fireing up and soundlab reenters the ring holding a weed whacker, he signals to Alex to remove skorpio's shirt
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Post by Rhaps on Mar 20, 2007 10:23:53 GMT -5
Rhaps turns and sees what Alex and soundlab are attempting to do to Skorpio. Rhaps rushes them and spears Alex from behind, knocking him to the outside. Soundlab turns and begins hammering away on Rhaps until he is left reeling. Soundlab catches hold of Rhaps and in one fluid motion irish whips him over the top rope, slamming down on top of Alex. Rhaps struggles to his feet and out of nowhere Hawkeye smashes Rhaps' skull with a steel chair and propels Rhaps into the electric fence. Rhaps screams in agony then falls to the ground in pain. Meanwhile Skorpio is back on his feet and is trading blows with soundlab in the ring. Both men hammer away on each while HW and Jake struggle themselves back into the match. Hawkeye helps Jake to his feet then blast HW with a double drop kick. HW is sent reeling but this time he manages to stop fimself before he hits the electric fence. Jake attempts to capitalise by forcing HW into the electric fence again but HW manages to counter and he pushes Jake's face into the fence. As Rhaps gets to his feet he can smell burning flesh, just as Hawkeye low blows HW and Jake levels him with an elbow to the face. Rhaps races over to this and springboards himself off of the kneeling Hawkeye and hits a flying drop kick on Jake. Jake stumbles over HW's fallen body, thereby preventing him from getting hit by the electric fence again. Hawkeye rises to his feet and Rhaps deftly avoids a huge right hand before kicking him in the midsection and slamming Hawkeye's head into the ground with a DDT. By this time Alex is back on his feet and is skilfully managing to avoid the huge swings of the frying pan that Gnarrfinger is aiming at him. Alex gets too confident of himself and Gnarffinger connects with the frying pan, the steel smashing into Alex and giving him a fresh cut on his forehead. Soon the cut is bleeding openly. Rhaps looks under the ring for a weapon and pulls out a steel chair. In the ring, Skorpio gets the upper hand over soundlab and scoop slams him to the mat. In a repeat of soundlab's move Rhaps jumps up to the top rope and springboards himself into the ring with the chair placed at his feet. The chair smashes into soundlab's skull, causing the crowd to grimace at the noise. Rhaps and Skorpio congratulate each other but soundlab levels Rhaps with a low blow from where he is and he is quickly back on his feet. Soundlab is bleeding as well but shows no signs of being stopped as he brawls with Skorpio. JP: Can anything keep soundlab down? Ray: I shouldn't have thought so. The coven are too sexy. JP: I always thought I was a bit sexy. Ray looks at JP before saying: I'd rate you at about a six. TBCB
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Post by Hayabusa on Mar 20, 2007 11:34:26 GMT -5
Soundlab is trying to fight off both wraps and Skorpio and he finely succeeds as he grabs both of there heads and brings them together with a dull thud. Hawkeye lays on the ground his body aching as the pain sets in from the injuries he suffered from the night before, Jake's face has diamond marks on it from where the linkage was on his face, Skorpio and Rhaps are still down and Soundlab slides out of the ring and picks up the weed wacker. He guns the engine on the weed wacker again and as Gnarffinger turns around soundlab drives the weed wacker into Gnarffingers stomach, the speed that the nylon is spinning is ripping flesh and Gnarffinger drops to his knees as his stomach is bleeding from the weed wacker.
JP: Oh my god! Soundlab used a weed wacker on Gnarffinger, that was sickly sounding, is soundlab smiling after that? He is making his way over to HW and Jake.
Ray: HW...Loook out! oh my god this isn't going to be pretty. What a save by Skorpio guess his height has helped save HW from getting wacked.
Soundlab hits the ground as Skorpio is able to land on him causing the weed wacker to slide across the floor and stop inches from the fence as the engine is heard diing down. Hawkeye climbs the steel steeps and is running along the apron and jumps off as Skorpio turns around Hawkeye trys to hurricannranna Skorpio but Skorpio blocks the attempt and ends up planting Hawkeye to the hard ground with a thud, A crack is heard as Hawkeye hits the ground. Skorpio remembering the slaps and name calling mounts Hawkeye and begins to pound him in his face with left and rights, calling Hawkeye names. Alex seeing this runs and hits a rolling wheel kick to Skorpio that catches him off gaurd and sends him down to the mat. Jake has reached into his tights and has a pair of knuckles which he proceeds to use on HW pounding his face.
JP: This is carnage just Total Carnage, out of all the matches this one is living up to the PPV name. My god who is going to be carted out after this match? will anyone even be left when this match is over?
Ray: I don't know Jimmy, but all those pretty faces that have been ruined and scarred even more then what they were. They need to outlaw these kinda of matches. I love male fluids but not like this.
Alex is trying to help Hawkeye up who appears to be out cold, Rhaps has gotten outside of the ring and has a steel chair which he brings down across the back of Alex's head causing Alex to fall over and lay across Hawkeye as if he was pinning him. Rhaps seeing Jake pounding away on HW runs with the chair and swing s it connecting upside Jakes head and ringing his bell as he falls to the ground. Soundlab having got his bearings see's Rhaps with the chair next to the electric fence, goes to run and charge at Rhaps but is suprised by Gnarffinger who catches the charging Soundlab and back body drops Soundlab into the electric fence causing smoke and explosions to go off as Soundlab slumps to the ground next to HW who is slowly coming too and pulling himself up. Rhaps tastes the fence and his body shakes and convulses as there are more explosions. Alex grins as he rolls back and stands up. HW still not fully on his feet charges at Alex who rolls through and ends up with a boston crab on HW but it is short lived as Skorpio from out of no where nails Alex with a viscious boot to the face.
JP: Damn! I think Skorpio took Alex's head off with that shot. The only Fighty fighty persons standing are Skoprio and it appears Hawkeye is trying to get up.
Rey: Skoprio still has that bone to pick with Hawkeye for all the times that Hawkeye has caused Skorpio what he felt was his right to the hardcore title.
Hawkeye slowly stands up and falls back using the ring for support. He looks across and sees Skorpio charging at him, Skorpio hits a spear on Hawkeye that causes Hawkeye to scream as the ring corner goes into his back. But Hawkeye has his arm around Skorpio's head and then has the strength to jump and land on the apron holding Skorpio's head before flipping over hitting a reverse cutter type move onto the outside Skorpio's head hits the ground as does Hawkeye who lays there.
JP: What the hell? how did Hawkeye have the wear abouts or the strength to pull off what the hell move was that? never seen it before.
Ray: I don't know Jimmy, but my sexy Hawkeye did a number to himself and to Skorpio would you look at all these bodies laying on the ground outside. Who is going to be the first superstar up.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 20, 2007 13:03:01 GMT -5
HW leans down and whispers into Skorpio's ear.... Wreckingball: Nice job saving me from that ****ing weed wacker. I say we put the toys away and get serious... Hawkeye climbs up, slowly...........and makes his way over to Skorpio...but before Hawkeye can get to him, Wreckingball simply flings Hawkeye away easily, then staggers back, exhausted...into the barbed wire. As the barb wire cuts into Wreckingball's flesh...he steps forward quickly avoiding major injury. Wreckingball grins...and offers Skorpio a hand up, while secretly winking.... Skorpio takes the hand...and Wreckingball hooks both arms around him, lifting him onto his feet. However...Wreckingball holds Skorpio there, not letting him go...and grins at Alex Stall, silently inviting him to beat on Skorpio. Alex looks uncertain, but charges in, only to be met by Wreckingball's outstretched foot tripping him over... JP: Excellent teamwork between those two there.... Ray: They rehearsed beforehand. Wreckingball (overhearing): So what? Wreckingball and Skorpio laugh for a moment, then Wreckingball elbow drops Alex, but on the way back up, Alex recovers and pulls him back down, into a vicious armbar. Wreckingball simply starts elbowing him with the other arm though...while Skorpio leans down and pushes both of Alex's shoulders down. Crazy Boy rushes over and counts quickly... Crazy Boy: 1.....Whoooo.....2........ Alex releases the hold, so he can lift a shoulder away from the mat, and Wreckingball climbs to his feet. Wreckingball stamps on Alex's *Censored* and runs back into the fray. Wreckingball notices that Jake and Rhaps had locked up again, both men trying to force each other across the ring, into the electric wiring. Wreckingball runs around Rhaps and stands behind him, pushing as hard as he can on Rhaps' back....and with an enormous shove....Jake goes down to the floor, but not into the electric fence. Wreckingball tries to leap onto Jake, to aid Rhaps in pinning him, but from out of somewhere....the recovering Soundlab had gotten hold of the weed whacker. Crack! The weed whacker slams across Wreckingball's chest, opening up new and sanguineous wounds, that slowly oozed blood. Wreckingball merely gasps in pain! Thwack! The weed whacker makes new vermilion trails across Wreckingball's chest! Soundlab swings again....but before he can bring a blow across Wreckingball's face, Wreckingball's hand clenches around the long handle of the weed whacker and the two men struggle for it....and neither man has the advantage, until Hawkeye grabs hold of the whacker and starts pulling it...slowly...away from Wreckingball. Wreckingball's face turns pale as he drags the whacker one last time....and the blades brush against the electric wiring, leading to a series of violent explosions. All three men drop the whacker...but Wreckingball can be seen to be retching violently.... JP: Oh that looked agonising.... The medics are now clustering around the ring waiting for the match to end... Skorpio, however, was having a lot of fun. He had noticed Rhaps pinning Jake....and was now throwing lumps of rock salt at Rhaps...who was catching it and gleefully rubbing it into Jake's wounds....and Jake was howling in agony. This horrible spectacle continued until Alex finished lying around on the floor clutching his male member, and crept behind Rhaps...and wrapped his arms around Rhaps' neck, pulling him to the ground. Although Skorpio immediately re-entered the battle to save Rhaps from his predicament, Jake was free to get back up and consider his next move....which was to crack a fluorescent tube across the back of the Human Wreckingball as he retched....but Wreckingball's body spasms in pain as the tube hits him. JP: Oh, I can't watch. I really can't. Ray: Ooh....I like them when they're almost unconscious... JP: You f*cking sicken me. And I can say that on air, it's past 9 PM. Wreckingball simply continues retching, as Jake cracks a few more tubes across his back....but as the fourth tube impacts, Wreckingball simply flops to the floor, and avoids being hit, whereas Jake is unbalanced by this. He is unbalanced even more, however....by the sudden impact of a frypan to the back of the neck. Jake falls to the floor, and Wreckingball grabs him around the throat. Wreckingball proceeds to try and choke him out, as Jake's face passes from pink....to red....to purple.....finally to almost blue. Jake is finally saved by Soundlab, levering Wreckingball's arms slightly, enough for Jake to wriggle out of the choke.... Vlad, however, is applauding and leaves his precarious perch on the turnstile. He grins at the commentators and gets something from below the ring. A bucket of popcorn to be precise. He sits on the turnstile eating the popcorn, while the in-ring carnage continues... Ray: Oh, the paint's rubbing off Soundlab's face. Soon I'll be able to see the sexy boy underneath... JP: What is it with you and boys? TBC? OOC: Cultural note to anyone outside the UK- 9 PM is the time at which programming with a more mature theme is permitted to be screened in UK. I don't know about the time in other countries, so I used 9 PM. Also, sorry I'm late posting guys, I have been in university all day and not had a break. Excellent work so far...
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 20, 2007 13:06:01 GMT -5
Jake watches all over the chamber as him comrades continue to fight Team Wreckingball, when Gnarfflinger grabs onto his shoulder to spin him around but Jake turns his head and digs his teeth into Gnarff's knuckles. The Butcher lets go for a moment, giving enough time for "The Future's" mind to get into action, as Jake springboards off of the top rope onto the higher part of the barbed wired cage. Jake holds onto dear life as the barbed wire digs into his chest and arms but begins to climb up to the caged in roof. JP: What the hell is Jake Diamond doing? He knows damn well that there is no escape from the Chamber of Death! He's just leaving his team in the ring outnumbered!Ray: Alex Stall just got Suplexed into the turnbuckle by Rhaps and Skorpio, and Jake is hurting his sexy body! What is the world coming to?Rhaps and Skorpio lay across Stall's chest as Crazy Boy attempts the pin, but is saved by Hawkeye as Gnarfflinger and Human Wreckingball lay the smack down on soundlab. Hawkeye swings away at both Skorpio and Rhaps, but the double team is far too powerful and knock him around in the middle of the ring, right beside Gnarfflinger and Human Wreckingball beating down soundlab. Suddenly, the fans chants in the arena change from the random Fighty fighty persons names to "Jump!". The confused Team Wreckingball look around but don't see a thing, until Wreckingball points up, to a bloodied Jake Diamond hanging above the ring while he hangs onto the top of the cell roof. Jake lets go and crashes onto all of Team Wreckingball, soundlab, and Hawkeye knocking everyone down as the arena erupts in cheers and chants of "Hol-y Sh*t!" JD: He took out all of Human Wreckingball's team, and almost all of his, out in one clean swipe! That amazing crash and burn from 30 feet up was incredible!Ray: I'm at a loss of words Jimmy...JP: Then maybe Jake should fall off things that high more often.Alex Stall is the first up to his feet with help from the ropes and simply stands in astonishment and with a very confused look at both teams laying near motionless. Soundlab and Hawkeye are the first ones to show any motion of life from taking the least damage from the high impact move. Alex helps them up to their feet as they begin a triple team on the next one slowly getting up to his feet, Rhaps. Hawkeye lifts Rhaps up and holds him in a bearhug hold while both Stall and Soundlab go and bounce off the ropes. They connect with a Double Clothesline onto Rhaps as Hawkeye sends him down onto the mat, as Gnarfflinger and Skorpio slowly get up to their feet as Human Wreckingball and Jake Diamond continue to lay motionless. JP: Legsweep, Facebuster combination on The Butcher, by Alex Stall and Hawkeye. Jesus, Jake and Wreckingball must have taken the full hit of the blow they're still not moving an inch.Ray: Well JP after you do blow your load it's pretty hard to keep up the extra inches you have...JP: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.Soundlab and Skorpio exchange punches back and forth but Skorpio eventually gets the advantage and Irish whips soundlab off the ropes, unaware of Alex kneeling behind him. Skorpio steps forward for a Clothesline, but soundlab ducks it and uses Alex's back as a platform to hit the Triple Jump Moonsault on a standing Skorpio. Meanwhile, Hawkeye is on the outside of the ring struggling to pull a table from underneath it, but gets it after a few forceful tugs. He slides it into the ring, followed by himself. Hawkeye sets it up in the corner while Alex Stall and soundlab divide and conquer, separately going after Gnarfflinger and Skorpio. Human Wreckingball and Jake Diamond finally begin to show signs of life as they start to push themselves up to their feet, while Hawkeye attempts a Suplex on Rhaps but continuously gets blocked. JP: The action is just heating up ladies and gentlemen, who knows what'll happen next?Ray: I sure hope what I'm thinking is going to happen... Oh Alex, where did you get all that honey from?...JP: Wow, now your just scaring the children Ray.(((TBCB: )))
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